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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
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sorry about the blood loss. do you uh. want it back *holds out my red dripping hands awkwardly*
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april has so seriously not been my month. in fact id probably rate it like a 2/10
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
#when all the materials are standing right in front of me to get it done but instead i just stare at nothing for like an hour#because it is so overwhelming to start and i dont start until way too late and now im rushing to get things done#me ALL DAY TODAY
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fucked that hot chocolate right in its pussy. that is to say i drank it
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[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot
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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!
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terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink
#skinamarink gives me some of the worst best emotions ever#i went on a long walk at night after watching it to feel terror
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