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krasytoonz · 6 months
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biblically accurate Jax
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holographlylyra · 3 months
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Starting to think that this Johnny Sims is *veeeery* homophobic. First he burns his gays. Then he puts them in Windows N.T 4.0. Highly suspicious.
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syensy-art · 7 months
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Just work besties being work besties
[ID: A redraw of the "Why does serizawa call you babygirl" meme with Felix Kranken and Jack Walten from The Walten Files. Text above Jack's head reads, "Why does charles call you babygirl" while text above Felix's head reads, "How about we stop talking for a little while." /end ID]
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athenagc94 · 2 years
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Disney is a coward for not letting me romance Goofy in Disney Dreamlight Valley
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g0rechan · 27 days
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whisper mfs gonna fliP
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heartfullofleeches · 11 months
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I think I misremember gus and ventri as a jester from yan emperor era
What a careless mistake. Jester reader is obviously their long lost parent
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tomblinkies · 21 days
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aimandfire21 · 2 years
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Did they get engaged or something?
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fennopunk · 10 months
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Me: I suddenly have a massive need to get out of the capital city area and go to the cottage.
News: Joe Biden has arrived in Finland!!
Me: Oh, so that's why.
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reliquiaenfr · 2 years
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relationship ended with okapi now points is my new best friend
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dyrks · 9 months
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wears a t-shirt that says "varré, fia, and malenia did nothing wrong" out in public to cause problems on purpose
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ashitomarisu · 1 year
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No comment.
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g0rechan · 8 months
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Yaoi between Dentaku and Masamitsu
BRUHHHH NOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀
Aight lets go
Calculator x Short Bitch Crack fic
Dentaku is sad bc he realized he has no one and all the other members are either taken or doing there own thing. Zera and Jaibo were fucking each other while Niko cried in a corner. Tamiya, Kaneda, and Dafu jerked off to women in magazines cuz unlike Dentaku they had somewhat more simple minded outlets for their sexual frustrations.
Raizou and Jacob are probably doing shit to each other idk. To make matters worse the only girl they know is a weirdo who wants to fuck a robot.
Dentaku concluded that he will be a virgin until he dies and will kill himaelf tommorrow.
Suddenly he and the boys saw a flier about a traveling circus named “Mr. Arashi’s amazing freak show” coming into town, and all the boys decide to go bc reasons.
So timeskip to later and all the boys are at the circus.
Wonder Masamitsu appears on stage.
“Hey how y’all doin. Listen, I just beat the shit out of my wife/assistant after she tried fucking around w/ some directory guys so she’s not performing tonight. Do any of y’all wanna be my assistant?”
Dentaku realizing he’ll finally be able to get some action for the first time in his 14 miserable years of being alive, he agrees to be Masa’s assistant.
*so yeah Masa does his thing and now timeskip to after the show*
Calculator and Short bitch were making out in bed bc they’re both ugly and no one will ever want them.
Suddenly that bitch with the stupid haircut and obnoxious ass bow on it comes in and freaks the fuck out.
“OMg wut r u doin wit my husband you four eyed piece of shit” Midori yells.
“Stfu bitch ur moms coochie smells like rats and u get bullied by a guy with no arms. Fucking loser lol” Dentaku remarks
“Midori gtfo or you’re really gonna find out what ‘you’ll never know happiness as a human being’ really means” Masamitsu threatens
Midori leaves the room and Dentaku and Masa continue in their love making.
“Oooohhh Masamitsu, I never want to leave you” Dentaku says
“You won’t” Masamitsu replies
“Or what?”
Dentakus body rips in half
“That’s why” Masamistu says
It turns out his body didn’t actually rip in half and Masa used his powers to make dentaku see shit.
Dentaku was still traumatized for life afterwards.
Then Masa wonders why he cant pull anybody.
The end
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morgansyorkie · 10 months
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G really said I miss seeing you around our birthdays and the only way to fix that is to come back to Philly for our birthday month
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itspileofgoodthings · 2 years
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If I died people would say such nice things about my Internet choices/activities and meanwhile in real time they only get 4 likes
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