everyone always talks about joey n chandler but ross would be 10% less insufferable and 100% happier if he addressed his internalized homophobia and let himself freely smooch men. and I’m pretty sure joey would have gone along w it

CRASH (1996)

The best part about AGIT is that Vlad got to be the sad wet cat he was always meant to be

rewatching Sandman and thinking about those dumb comments on twitter complaining about, gasp, Lucifer being cast as a woman and the only question in my mind is what exactly makes you think that an expression of literal divinity (or the cough anthropomorphic personification of desire cough for that matter) would adhere to something as mundane as the gender binary????

Kieran: and then The Ogre brought its mighty club down on Fezandipiti's head, and the Pokemon moved no more n_n Lacey, who was just asking about his interests to be polite: oh. wow. that's. interesting. Kieran. Amarys??????? apparently???????: wow, cute

how lucky i am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

-winnie the pooh

based on knowledge i acquired a few years or so ago that still breaks me (the knowledge being that many if not most people actually can, apparently?? tbh this still sounds like witchcraft to me but anyway, show me the tumblr stats!)

moments caught before disaster

‘you give toothy blowjobs. everyone at school said so’ not only implying that stewy is bisexual but also that he’s a slut

the way taylor swift fans talk about her overwhelmingly mediocre-to-bad music reminds me so strongly of 12yo me trying to hype up one direction. one time my dad got a chance to get free tickets to one of their concerts and i remember thinking "this is getting too real. i dont wanna listen to their music for two hours straight"

Honestly I think more heroes should run into doors that goons just happen to open in their faces.

in the "stripped club" straight up "jorking" it. and by "it" haha lets justr say. my peanits