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plesiosaurys · 10 months
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IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY
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COELACANTHS CAN OWO!!!
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kickasstorrents · 1 month
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pigs are an extremely killable animal but its shameful & dirty to do it, pig impurity takes a long time to clean out from ur aura
dogs are mass produced & breakable tools so theyre a disposable animal. you can eat them freely but it makes you more like a dog's level of spiritual dirt
cows are noble and beautiful and provide dairy & prestige so it's only good to kill them in auspicious conditions when they have had a happy life. Sheep, goats, and most humans are on a similar level to this.
horses are knight-animals meant to die in battle or be eaten during noble struggles like in wartime or famine
God loves dead chickens
You should never hurt a cat
Water creatures are dirty to eat but it is our solemn duty to suffer indignity for the sake of iodine
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marxistgnome · 1 year
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When i see people on here talking about why you should go watch strange world the main arguments are usually cos queer main character and experimental style Disney wants to shart on which are if course great reasons but here are some more oddly specific ones from someone who just saw the film
Its really fucking funny
The teenager acts like an actual teen
The costume design is so fucking cool its like star trek ds9 civilian wear in a colder climate it looks great
It shows the mortifying ordeal of being the one trying to explain the rules to a board game
Really cool flying machines. Im talking planes blimps motorbike things u name it its flying
It has a really good message about family and living with the environment
It has butch women in it! Theyre just background characters but still its really cool to see em
Flamethrower
The design of the town is brilliant
Cool cooking scene
One of the main characters is a native American woman (im pretty sure) and this is the first time ive seen a native American person in a film like this and shes cool as hell
Oh my GOD THE CREATURES AND THE STRANGE WORLD ITSELF most people have only seen the blue blobby thing but thats only the tip of the beautiful creature design in this film. Also not only are they well designed but the creatures have very cool lore that i wont spoil but trust me its exciting
The plot itself is very interesting and cool
There isn't that whole thing of good or meaningful moments being undercut by jokes its very genuine
Silly dog
unfit guy being forced to run everywhere
Loads of the creatures make bleep bloop noises the shole time and its really sweet
So colourful!
It does that thing were some of the plot is shown through a different animation medium cos its in a comic and its brilliant
Most importantly I REALLY LIKE IT AND I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT
Anyway PLEASE go see this film its a really fun watch and just delightful overall so go to the cinema or stream it when it comes out you will not regret it
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weirdcat1213 · 9 months
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YEY THE HORRORS i mean YEY THE BOOKCLUB :D
thoughts on volume 6 (oh boi we're almost halfway someone hold me pls)
chap 1:
-OH MY GOD ITS HIM I FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR A MOMENT (not in general, ik he's in 98)
-HEY HIS WINGS MAY BE CREEPY BUT THEYRE ALSO BEAUTIFUL TO ME >:[
-HOWEVER i love how yeah they are scared af but also get that vash as a person is not bad and they don't leave his side
-WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR BF LIKE THAT STOP STOP STOOOOOP. IDC THAT HE IS A LITERAL LASER CANON HES STILL JUST A LITTLE GUY
-are we...supposed to notice how bad the state of the gun is or...?
-nono brandon is right, i would also not give good guns to cops
-vash i fucking swear-
-SHUT UP YOU FUCKING COP >:[
-BRO WTF
-YEAH BRANDON CALL HIM OUT
-MY FAVORITE WEIRD CREATURE IS HERE
-ok in my 1st read didnt get that, idk why but i was confused about meryl getting worried for some reason. but she has a (sad) point. will one day the ptsd related to violence and guns be enough to make vash not shoot his gun? shes asking an interesting question. shes literally asking how much can vash take imo.
-wait so...was the replacement gun...the one in stampede??? (i will compare them later)
-DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE GENTLE EYES MAN CMON
-I didnt notice he took the punisher lmao
chap 2:
-:c wolfwood having nightmares its not even a hc, IT IS CANON
-NOT THE FLASHBACK OF VASH CRYING BLOOD OUCH NO PLS NO
-:c im not even mad at wolfwood calling vash a monster cuz it must be fucking TERRIFYING but it still hurts :c
-you could...but youre not gonna
-"so yeah you cant be there for every problem in the pla- HOLD UP WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
-lmao meryl is like me fr
-this time i got most of the fight but i think we can all agree the mpv was the table
chap 3
-YEY LEGATO IN THE.....metal handbag?
-YES ELENDIRA FUCKING READ HIM
-OH MY GOD HES HERE HES HERE OH GOD NO
-i remember i was so confused i didnt realize THATS HIS FUCKING TONGUE
-also did double fang kill trail of death?
chap 4:
-OH I LOVE THIS SCENE SM. i also hate walking in a place with a shit ton of people
-YES IT IS BABY, THATS THE SAME CHILD YOU [so so redacted] WOOOOOOOOO (i love this chapter)
-oh...yeah that...oh
-"we cant survive without her power, neither can you" dude...dont...just dont
-ah yes. the hair. yeap. just a cool artistic decision. yeap.
-also i forgot how fucked up the last run was here
-oh he felt it, i saw that in his eye
-oh so he also went apeshit....ohhhhh. ok so if vash went apeshit cuz of a physical fight or flight reaction (I THINK) did knives go apeshit cuz of hate? the physical need to kill people in revenge? nice
-BRO WDYM "why not just end this crusade?" YOU JUST SAW WHY HE WOULD NEVER END IT
-oh that was his last straw. one thing is him being tricked by a human but that lie affecting his brother? the one thing he's trying to protect (yes ik he's not doing the greatest job at it) from humans? yeah no you gotta die
chap 5:
-NO. NO. NONONONONONON NOT THIS CHAPTER NO
-I HATE THE METAPHOR ALREADY (i love it. i want to yell at nightow my thoughts about it. i will never be normal about it)
-pls no. im begging you. pls dont make me read this again. this is when my sanity starts to break into little raggedy pieces of paper
-i just notices this change happens cuz he got HIS MEMORIES BACK WHAT IF I ENDED IT ALL
-i dont want to read anymore
-its just. so fucking hard. like ik we say hes jesus. but at the same time jesus never felt like that. jesus was born without sin but in vash's eyes he is full of sins and no one can forgive him. bro, honey, god would forgive you anything. you are his favorite im sure. but no matter the arguments for the allegory vash can never be jesus cuz he carries the pain of his "sins" everyday PLUS THE ONES FROM THE HUMANS. idk. im sad and tired. my baby. its ok i forgive you. and im sure rem forgives him. im sure. im sad
-anyway, back to the kinda normal thoughts
-also i think vash thinking he has to forgive himself is kinda flawed. like instead of forgiveness he has to accept what happened and i think those are different things. ofc yeah july was messed up but he never intended to do it. idk
-ANYWAY
-huh, those speakers look like eyes
-cant even swallow in misery in peace anymore lmao
-:c not the day drinking
-i think thats vash talking but yeah....nothing is easy for my guy. hes kinda right, better than crying ig...
-i prefer spike-isms but i will also take needle noggin-isms thank u
-that man can move in such unnatural ways *hears the uncanny vash people cheer at a distance*
-oof, the ptsd got meryl
-also the question is not whether vash was going to take the bullet or not, the real question is how hard does that question makes me cry
- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP
-OOF, i mean i 100% get meryl but OOF
-also YES THATS WHAT I FUCKING MEAN. AND I READ THIS ON [redacted] A FEW WEEKS AGO. THE BALANCE BETWEEN EXTREMES ITS JUST NULL, ITS NOT A COLOR AT ALL. his love and faith in humanity vs the pain they cause him...that balance creates a colorless emotion and IM SAD ABOUT IT.
-i hate that final page. i fucking hate milly protecting meryl from her memories while comforting her while protecting her from the rocks, i hate the people still insult vash even when he was long gone, i hate to see the children who saw the same thing as their parents try to convince them to stop because they know vash would never hurt people on purpose only to be ignored..and more than anything i hate vash apologizing for something he has no control over.
-ALSO I ALSO FEEL LIKE CRYING VASH-
[let it be on the record that i needed a minute to continue with the volume]
chap 6:
-OH NO IT STARTS
-"how could i have known?" youre telling me you spent years studying yourself and other plants and never saw one with black hair? really? (im not saying its a plot hole, im saying he was too distracted being a dick)
-so that was his imagination im assuming
-TESLA MENTION WE WIN
-OH GOD OH NO PLS GET ME OUT OF HERE NO PLS NOT THIS
-i love her dialogue with the funny glasses lmao, she really was the only mom ever
-oh..here come the tears
-oh right..they used to be like this
-oh...oh god
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fagcrisis · 7 months
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patron saint of buses. god's most beautiful creatures 🚍
im gonna cry thank u.... theyre my favorite type of bug
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boxwinebaddie · 8 months
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Sry to bother u Queen I have no one to be Insane about style with irl and I had to get this off my chest lmaooo.
I just love how in The List episode when Kyle was at the bottom, Stanley-#1-Kyle-Hypeman-Marsh was IMMEDIATELY like I SMELL BULLSHIT and set out to prove it. “You’re tellin me NONE of the girls can see this guy for the beautiful, stunning, EFFERVESCENT creature he is??? HE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME!”
Anyway Stan Marsh is a Pretty Boy Kyle truther that’s all thank u for ur time
best friend why would u say something so UNCONTREVERSIAL and UNIVERSALLY TRUE! kyle is so pretty!!!!! ceo of being beautiful!
i also have no one to talk to about style irl, my friends are in different fandoms being deranged, you can talk to me always! my dms are always open and i hope its ok that i published this!
i must spread the sweet gospel of beautiful boy kyle broflovski!
i wrote so much i am also so crazy help i'm very passionate abt this.
like in pep, at least to me, stan is just very conventionally attractive out the gate ( his eyes b so mesmerizing my goodness like ur gonna look that man in the eyes and tell me ur not gonna give him ur wallet ) and like bouncy, boy next door hollister modelly. like toms rhinoplasty is so obsessed w his nose that they put it on the WALL!!!!! and that shit was natural like they didnt even do work on him those LIARS!
kyle though. kyle looks like a beautiful ethereal otherworldly fae creature to me like his beautiful snowflake freckles, his forest fire hair his EYE BALLS !!! of a reasonable size and not goldfish stan sized! ALSO THEYRE GREEN! LIKE HELLO!!!! HEARTSTOPPING JAWDROPPIN! like he is so fantasy high elf, renaissance painting, like hauntingly beautiful i feel this shit in my bones like u see that man and ur like u have the most strikingly interesting and indescribably beautiful face i have ever seen it is in my dreams my nightmares
HE IS NOT OF THIS WORLD AND PEOPLE ARE MAD ABOUT IT! PEOPLE NAMED ERIC CARTMAN WHO SHOULD DIE VIOLENTLY! I HATE U
kyle is just like a beautiful work or art and very pretty, i feel but in a less conventional way! BUT NOT TO STAN OH MY GOD! like it is so deeply funny to me that ppl are like 'okokok but stan didnt even see kyle like that at first he was all up on wendy'
UHHHHHH!!! six year old stan pep saw kyle for five whole seconds and was on his hands and knees BEGGING like PLSPLSPLSPLS ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE all while kyle was actively trying to KILL HIM!!! and he did not let up once! not once! he was BEWITCHED!!!! BY THAT CHILDS BEAUTY!!! it was THAT SERIOUS TO HIM!!!! like he followed kyle everywhere like he was staking his claim he was like this is my otherworldly beautiful fae ginger boyfriend and i need all of u normal bitches to back the FUCK up!
like thats just my hc but also like...that feels so real to me and in every time line universe of the nina fanfic world stan is like immediately obsessed with kyle and singles him out bc hes BEAUTIFUL! and i think that should be true in canon south park just given his m.o.
( also i feel that bc of the society we live in, being lgbt is so frowned upon and othered that boys and girls are just wired to assume that their same sex counterparts have to originate/stay in friendship...like theyre not supposed to deviate or jump immediately to crushes and shit which sucks...also when ur six understanding romantic love is like nonexistent like even stans ginormous loverboy heart could nt figure that shit out but still immediately jumped to idk what this feeling is but I Need You ahaa )
BACK TO THE LIST! YES I'M BEING CRAZY! STYLE 101 CLASS IS IN SESSION
the list is so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bc it was so fucking RIGGED!!!!
like i cannot speak to much on the canon of south park because i dont love a lot of it so thats why i am girlbossing it but like in pep like BEBE PUT KYLE AT THE BOTTOM TO SPITE HIM!!! AND PUT CLYDE AT THE TOP LIKE!!! BOOOOO ( i luv u clyde so sorry baby )
like objectively i think it is clear that kyle is pretty hes just MEAN and will hiss and bite u so people do not fuck with him!!! like multiple people have tried to bark up that tree and barely escaped with their lives like stan is just so unserious with his life that he did not care if kyle ripped him to shreds AND IT WAS WORTH IT HE WOOOOON!
but ok yes...theres a point somewhere the point is that unconciously or not stan has been in love with kyle his entire life and regardless thinks he himself is oridinary and that kyle is very beautiful so him being put near the top and kyle at the bottom was tooooootally like...alright so this is a joke right like this is a joke kyle this is so unserious like its a joke im near the top BUT LIKE! realized it wasnt a joke and was SOOOOOOOOO MAD
i know he was heated oh my god i know he told him he was very beautiful for hours and it was so unplatonic it was hilarious stan cannot fight but he totally Let Me Speak To Your Managered barbara stevens so hard like LOOK AT THIS EARTH ANGEL! take that list of LIES down stevens or i will take your LIFE! justice for kyle! <3
last thing that actually makes me sad is that the list like actively affected kyle so heavily that his self confidence and insecurities around his body got so severe that it made him like literally hate himself and like I WANT TO!!!! FIGHT SO BAD!
in closing...pretty boy kyle nation.
also, in rm kyle is also extremely beautiful. like EXTREMELY. its talked abt regularly by everyone. its not even contested. like ppl whisper to bebe abt it like who is ur friend hes soooo pretty PLS set me up on a date w him and bebes like.....uh.....u can try but uh....i wouldn't baby. just trust me on that one. hes very dark academia beautiful marble statue beautiful. like when hes in turtle necks and blazers and tailored pants and shit its like...is it hot in here shdlkah
hes just so mean and scary and awkward its hard to flirt with him. that did not stop stan in that universe either im afriad. all the nina stans are in the kyle chokehold.
like he literally is just in his raggedy ass tired college student garb at home as a way to like diminish how naturally beautiful he is! BUT IT DOESNT WORK BC HE IS JUST MESSY BUN BIG SWEATSHIRT Y/N FANFIC TUMBLR GIRL MAIN CHARACTER CUTE SO NICE TRY! but yes hes fine as hell amen gospel preached. love u riles
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emet-selch-apologism · 7 months
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Morose/Pelle: 2, 5, 17, 28
Void: 3, 8, 20, 31, 37
Nu/Vil: 1, 14, 26, 34, 38
dnd ask meme
i got up out of bed to answer this on my pc so dedicated am i to talking about my most special boys
going under read more because its gonna be long <3 ALSO adding images of everyone to hopefully make it easier to tell whos who
Morose/Pelle
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2. What does saving a person involve?
morose and pelle are of one mind on this, that they cant really "save" a person unless they want to be saved. so their strategy would be less about them swooping in to save the day and more about being there to help the save-ee get out of a bad situation. this is MUCH more pelles purview than moroses though, hes more of a "provide resources and encouragement without being asked" kind of guy whereas morose is more of a "im not gonna push you but im here if you want to talk about it" kind of guy.
5. What is your PC’s idle animation?
for morose itd probably be him taking out his grimoire and taking notes in it. its a grimoire first and foremost, but he also uses the margins as a scientific journal if he doesnt have one of his dedicated notebooks on hand
pelle would keep it simple, probably just doing some small turns so his sleeves swish around. or probably any other gentle motion, like rocking or swaying
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17. What are your PCs favorite fruits (not including gay people)
each other
morose likes apples. probably has something to do with how long he was a teacher for, his students DEFO would occasionally give him apples before or after class
pelle cant pick a favorite, hes so jazzed about all of the food that mortals produce and eat and cook. he loves all food
28. When your PCs want comfort, what do they seek out? 
each other
other than each other though
for morose, hed try to involve himself in his hobbies. this literally always means doing research and science and alchemy. hes been autistic about the arcane sciences for 200+ years and hes not gonna stop now
for pelle, who is very well adjusted, it usually means doing one of the hundreds of mortal hobbies he picked up in his retirement, or taking a walk and appreciating the worlds beauty, or talking to one of the zombie kids he takes care of, or meditating
generally speaking though when they need comfort both of them immediately turn to the other
Void
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3. How would your PC describe themselves?
void is pretty difficult to get the gist of because their setting is so specific, but i will try my best
i dont think void knows how to describe themself. they basically just manifested into existence with full sapience and no identity. their entire character arc revolves around them trying to figure out who they are, wanting to be a person but convinced that they have no choice to be oasis (the dead god theyre the reincarnation of).
they dont even know that theyre a god yet.
since they have no sense of identity as a person, i dont think theyd try to describe themselves like one. theyd probably describe themselves as "the tear" (a rift in the sky between the material plane and a mysterious higher plane that no one has ever gone to, which is believed to be the source of all the Big Problems in the setting) or "the neverplane" (said Problem Plane). they might call themselves an etherbeing (a creature formed from the ether in the neverplane which consumes the ether of mortals on the material plane), but that wouldnt be totally accurate.
8. How decisive is your PC?
EXTREMELY indecisive. despite thinking its futile void wants nothing more than to fight their nature and just be a normal person, so any decision they have to make has to go through both their God Thoughts and then their Normal Person Thoughts. and, more often than not, these two sides are at odds with each other making it hard to decide pretty much anything. theyll freeze up if they think too long about any decision they have to make
20. What type of chocolate do they prefer? 
theyve never tried eating food before. i dont think they could even if they wanted to. but if they could i think theyd like white chocolate best
31. What’s your favorite part of playing your PC? 
I GET TO BE SOOO AUTISTIC. void is so autistic and i get to completely unmask and call it rp
actually though my favorite part of playing void isnt even rping as them at the table, its planning for future sessions and getting to go so deep into their psychology. the way ive set up godhood in the setting inherently poses a LOT of existential questions about the gods, and void is even more complicated because they want to fight against their godhood. theyre a lot of fun to explore mentally
37. What flower represents your PC?
so funny you ask this one for them because void is the only character of these five that has an actual in game lore related flower motif! glowing white dahlias! they spring up in significant places void has been to, they bloom out of the dust left behind by dead etherbeings, they can create them at will, etc.
Nuvia/Vilereth
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(nuvia controls the left side, vilereth controls the right)
1. Does your PC believe it’s possible to save someone?
vilereth does. hes not usually inclined to do so (the only people hes tried to save is nuvia and nuvias sister elizabeth) but he thinks its possible to. he also probably thinks its a lot easier than it actually is. hes incredibly overconfident in his own abilities
nuvia is more of a tossup. i think usually he doesnt think its possible to save people (if he could have been saved then why didnt anyone save him from the cult who put a demon in his body). but if pushed hes still willing to try. but the list of people hed be willing to risk himself to save is very very short
14. How does your PC feel about white lies?
vilereth is lying all the time its his favorite thing to do. he loves to tell lies. he doesnt even do it maliciously (for the most part) he just thinks its funny. but he loves it he loooves lying
nuvia also doesnt care about lying. he doesnt go out of his way to do it the way vilereth does, but hes a very smooth liar (lots of practice) and he thinks that sometimes its just what has to be done so who cares? hes probably even a better liar than vilereth
26. How would your PC answer the trolley problem? 
neither of them would flip the switch.
vilereth wouldnt see it as his problem. he wouldnt really care and he wouldnt see himself as involved in the situation unless he flips the switch, and hed rather not get involved if he can help it.
nuvia has a similar outlook. hed at least be tempted to flip the switch so only one person gets killed, but ultimately agrees that hes not involved unless he does. if he did hed see himself as responsible for one persons death, and he already has more than enough stress to deal with.
34. Is your PC an effective communicator? What is their communication style? 
oh god no.
vilereth is always lying and making jokes to keep people at a safe distance. hes so averse to being vulnerable that he didnt even have a non antagonistic conversation with nuvia for 5 months after they were fused. even now that they get along (theyre gay btw) trying to get him to be open and honest is like pulling teeth
nuvia is also Not Good at communication. hes less afraid of vulnerability than vilereth is, but hes so completely conflict averse its insane. hed rather bottle up everything until he dies than have a slightly uncomfortable conversation even once.
38. How did you choose your PC’s name? 
they were initially just one guy who i named vilereth from a yafnag pull. then when i made them two people i did another yafnag pull and got nuvia
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trenchcoatsbi · 10 months
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ON A DIFFERENT NOTE I WAS JUST POKING AROUND AND SAW THAT MOD PHIL LISTENS TO BUG HUNTER? man us philza kins all share a musical braincell i guess because holy fuck i don’t think i’ve ever run into anyone else who listens to his stuff! i’m gonna have to politely ask you to hand over more recommendations for music because you’ve got TASTE. -🌾🪶
ARNJS i am staring at you soo hard I know like two other bug hunter fans and theyre fans because I commandeered the music bot and insisted on playing all of his songs during a music vc night... Anyway we are slaying so hard rn. us phils just have the best music taste 😎
OKAY anyway this took forever cause I tried to narrow down my list but ajfanfdk I listen to a lot of stuff. god there's so much music i enjoy that I could go on forever about random songs and stuff so uh yeah... I banished my bs to under a cut for the sake of not making a post that is annoying to scroll past. enjoy whatevr i did -za
Mickey Darling!! RAHGjsA a lot of his songs are like about breakups but they're all very upbeat and fun despite the lyrics. Honestly its so funny to me I literally found him because of a fanfic that used lyrics from say that you miss me (which like god yeah the author got me... it was extremely right for the character they used it for i know cause they're literally me). you were perfect & im so sorry is vry good and also I've had somewhere else stuck in my head since it came out...
Jukebox the Ghost. okay okay they just never miss! i adore like everything they've made but uhmmm I think the cheers album is my favorite still right now like dont get me wrong i love everything they've made but ajldnf how can I not like cheers. Brass Band and I Got A Girl are so good. I will say uh shout out to It's No Secret cause its inspired several pieces of self indulgent ship art I've made.
Streetlight Manifesto... The Hands that Thieve got me out of one of my weirdest music eras. I mean it's ska punk it's not too far from the uh protest songs I was listening too, but ska was more palatable than most of the shit that I was really into for a bit. Anyway listen to If Only For Memories too its good.
LyreLeTemps! god okay so i like electroswing a lot and ashutjak just fuck man Time Train is extremely mecore when it comes to a specific kin. A lot of the music i listen to gets shifted around depending to my shifts lol. Also listen to Nanana it's a close second for my favorite song by them other than Time Train
Groundbreaking, god i've listened to this guy for so long... I think all his music is great but the Anarchy I & II are my little guys I listen to them all the time still. They practically got me through quarantine... Uhm if I had to recommend a specific songs instead of just saying listen to the Anarchy Albums maybe VIP and Beautiful people. Those two were my favorites but jsut to get somthing from anarchy listed too uhm anarchy or media star
The Wrecks god another band I listened to a lot during quarantine... Fvck Somebody and Panic Vertigo are my #1s forever but I really like their new music too. Unrequited and Sonder came out at such a good time for me, unfortunately that means I have like four writings wips that have titles that are just the lyrics of those songs...
Air Traffic Controller is another band that made quarantine bearable for me god why have the last three just been quarantine time killers. Anyway I listen to Creature of the Night a lot because I love being thematic with my music when I pull all nighters. Uhhhh other than that Anybody got a light has quickly become one of my favorites from them too
Atarashii Gakko!! This is the only non english band I'm actively a fan of rn. My friends are like big into like Kpop and I'm more of a cpop or jpop guy but like even then I almost never find a band and get super invested. but raghg the choreography and vocals just everything really scratches my brain. I really like watching their dance practices idk its just so fascinating to me. uhm okay uh Fantastico and NAINAINAI yeah those i recommend them :]
AND because I cant help myself here's some things I wanted to talk about but uh 90% of it would just be me keyboard slamming cause I cannot articulate my enjoyment of them
Circa Waves: Your Ghost & Golden Days
Good Kid: Mimi's Delivery Service
Saint Motel: Sweet Talk & Slow Dance
Rare Americans: Walking N Talkin
Burn the Ballroom: Calm Down & Crazy
Bear Ghost: Haunt the Cartoon Heart & Sirens
Andie Schoen: the prophet (you love me) & loitering
The Happy Fits: In the Lobby & So Alright, Cool, Whatever
Hobo Johnson: Peach Scone & February 15th
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The Russian Sirins ( All linked to each of my DeviantArt works respectively)
The mountains and forests of Japan have long been the domain of the legendary Tengu, one of the most famous and ubiquitous creatures in Japanese folklore. The Tengu was a shape-shifting bird-like creature of the sky and trees, and they were seen as a protector of the mountains. The spirits Alkonost, Gamayun and Sirin are a mythical Tengu like creature with halve bird bodies in Russian Folktales. Similar to their neighboring Japanese folktales, these winged spirits possess a great deal of power when provoked.
Sirin
Sirin is a mythological creature of Russian legends, with the head and chest of a beautiful woman and the body of a bird (usually an owl). According to myth, the Sirins lived "in Indian lands" near around the Euphrates River.
These half-women half-birds are directly based on the Greek myths and later folklore about sirens. They were usually portrayed wearing a crown or with a nimbus. Sirins sang beautiful songs to the saints, foretelling future joys. For mortals, however, the birds were dangerous. Men who heard them would forget everything on earth, follow them, and ultimately die. People would attempt to save themselves from Sirins by shooting cannons, ringing bells and making other loud noises to scare the bird off. Later (17-18th century), the image of Sirins changed and they started to symbolize world harmony (as they live near paradise). People in those times believed only really happy people could hear a Sirin, while only very few could see one because she is as fast and difficult to catch as human happiness. She symbolizes eternal joy and heavenly happiness.
The legend of Sirin might have been introduced to Kievan Rus by Persian merchants in the 8th-9th century. In the cities of Chersonesos and Kiev they are often found on pottery, golden pendants, even on the borders of Gospel books of tenth-twelfth centuries. Pomors often depicted Sirins on the illustrations in the Book of Genesis as birds sitting in paradise trees.
Sometimes Sirins are seen as a metaphor for God's word going into the soul of a man. Sometimes they are seen as a metaphor of heretics tempting the weak. Sometimes Sirins were considered equivalent to the Polish Wila. In Russian folklore, Sirin was mixed with the revered religious writer Saint Ephrem the Syrian. Thus, peasant lyrists such as Nikolay Klyuev often used Sirins as a synonym for poet.
PS: Btw it really sucks that tumblr doesn’t let people upload gifs with less than 10mb, makes us optimize our gifs and even then it optimizes them even further in theyr servers to 3mb i believe
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magnoliamyrrh · 2 years
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im so glad ive been taught to ride by people who respected and loved and understood horses bc. even in the non-elite equestrian world abuse is way too normalized, Especially when it comes to horses used for riding lessons (and especially in those places that are less professional, more abt the money, or touristy). the amount of times ive come across clearly exhausted & overworked horses, malnutritioned horses, those too old to still b working almost daily, those who were clearly lame or had some physical discomfort being ignored, saddle sores.... warranted bad attitudes or just outright depressed-like states bc they were overworked and constantly dealing with bad, unknowing new rides who are allowed to pull and jab and whip them and barely taught how to ""ride."" and ive seen plenty of outright bad or dangerous "horsemenship" from owners or teachers or employees
like it truly is disgusting seeing how some ppl pull on their horses bits as if theyre not sharp metal in the horses very sensitive mouth. the reins and the bit should be a gentle, back-and-forth communication btw rider and horse for gods sake. and then you see these poor creatures, clearly working out of fear, not out of wanting to please or joy, with their tongue sticking out, salivating, their head so drawn back and pulled it makes me wanna do the same to the rides to see how the hell theyd like it. and jfc, the way some people smack their horses, overwork their horses, get mad at the horses for things that are Their fault. its just cruel,,,, the damn way some people talk abt their horses too is just 🤮 a horse is not a thing or object or entertainment to be used, to be expired, to be broken in, it is a life and a soul and frankly, working together with a horse is an honor & privilege i dont think you should have if you think that way
its gross too because it is excused as "this is how we train them" or "tradition" etc etc "weve always done it this way it works" and "the stallion/mare has an attitude" but its all damn unnecessary. you can train a horse to ride competely without a bit!! something id like to do if i ever have a horse. and you can most, most certainly 100% train a horse gently, compassionately, without beating or scaring them half to death, to understand suddle cues in change in seat pressure & gentle tugs on the reins. and use soft bits. and not only can you, its the right way for it to be done. even more complicated things like "dancing" or dressage can be taught gently without cruelty, if the horse is willing. absolutely none of the horrible ways humans go abt horsemanship is necessary or unavoidable - and if some parts of it cant be done without the cruelty, then those parts shouldn't exist
.....idk its just. this is part of the bigger issue of the lack of respect we tend to have for animals and how we view many of our interactions with them in terms of using them :// horses are terrifying, beautiful, 500 kg + towering, highly intelligent and empathetic creatures covered in muscles which stand on 4 sharp toenails. and they have teeth. can most certainly outrun you. and they could easily give you a very painful death, if they wanted. but instead theyre usually nice and lovely creatures, and they can be wonderful friends and helpers, and they deserve a high level of respect & honor, not to b used & abused & given no agency so someone can make money or feel good about themselves bc they have power over another being.
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jentledaisies · 1 year
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I lowkey feel dates with the goddesses would be epic...just going flying around the sky with Rosie would be heaven
oh 1000%
even their "regular" mortal dates are incredibly amazing and luxurious. Some of the girls have jobs (just for fun) but even if they didn't they have large amounts of wealth, some from their powers but most accumulated over time. y'all, they are literally old money rich.
but once they reveal that they are goddesses, oh my god. now their darlings are flying through the skys and napping ontop of rain clouds, feeling the rainbows and watching the sun rise above the world. Counting stars from the sky and witnessing the moon in all her glory. Theyre swimming amongst the creatures of the deep and exploring Atlantis. Spending time amongst the glowing array of jellyfish and the coral. Swimming so deep that the angelfish peek out and then deeper.
They're walking across flames without pain and seeing the flowers that can only grow from molten ash. Theyre witnessing magical creatures appear from the flames and new lands be built from the cooling lava. They're watching mountains move for them and witnessing all the beauty the ground has to offer. Seeing new fruits and plants grow, things even mortals cant imagine.
what i'd give to be loved by the people i create in my head, cuz it's all so fucking wonderous.
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summersareknives · 1 year
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your fic recs have been absolutely superior so ty. my turn! engraved upon my heart (in letters deeply worn) by inkpot_winters - jegulus little women au. need i say more. (also bc little women was in your top books)
taylor time! sad beautiful tragic, the moment i knew, and the way i loved you! ( i keep thinking im repeating ones ive already said so if i give u one i already said just ignore it LOL)
chat time!
drarry being a guilty pleasure is so real. like drarry and jegulus is same ship different font so u cant go wrong.
and being used as a personal grammarly by friends? SO real. my best friend cant spell for shit and ive been her dictionary and autocorrect since we kids.
okay but red converse is so james of you. i have red converse as well (i think i wore nothing but my red converse for an entire year when i was 16) but i like to change it up with my green or black converse too (i drew stars and moons all over the rubber part on my black ones because. i have to make everything in my life about wolfstar obviously)
GREEK MYTHOLOGY KIDS UNITE! this makes me so happy. truly a superior breed. i guess my obsession just bled into my academic career and here i am LOL. and dont worry, caecilius est in horto is a joke here too (at least it was in my intro to latin class, i feel like the average canadian would be lost)
love that u want to save lives. thats so cool of u. my best friend is a nursing student and shes the most badass person ive ever met so maybe its a prerequisite to be cool if u save lives.
(also wanting to be an agent after watching a spy movie is SO REAL like i swear my divine purpose becomes being a cool ass kicking agent, until reality dawns on me and i remember im just. a random person)
your top books list is so good. i love little women SM & ive heard so many good things about if we were villains (i really need to get on reading that)
also JUMANJI i love that movie. so good. and the hunger games movies ofc just classics at this point. and help the woman calling herself the kim k of businesswomen in the apprentice is so funny some people say the funniest things.
id love to visit new york too. concrete jungle where dreams are made of, obviously. the big gulp cup. god i want one too. (we have them in canada but i think ours are way smaller?)
your jewelry sounds so cool. i love the hp pandora bracelet thats so cool & rings! i love rings sm i cannot leave the house without them.
pop tarts & chinese takeout is such a good combination. perfect comfort food fr.
and a fellow cat person! i like dogs but i love cats sm. i have 3 and theyre my most favourite little creatures on the planet.
an INFJ! very remus of u. (at least i think hes an INFJ? idk i saw a tiktok about it lol) im an INTJ so im living up to my reg kinnie status.
stars is such a good choice. i will always be a star person too (and hello? im an ex-astronomy student too thats so funny). theyre just so pretty and i swear i could stare at them for hours.
christmas is my fav holiday too!! ive actually always wanted to visit london at christmas time it sounds so nice. do you get much snow during the winter? we dont get much snow here so honestly anywhere that gets snow at christmas sounds great to me.
I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW WHY I THOUGHT JAMES OPENED THE DOOR??? i think i read some dumb thing somewhere where he opened the door wearing a lightning mcqueen costume and it really stuck with me😭 i guess i decided that was canon to me LOL
question answer time!
fav rarepair - oh god i dont even know. i tend to always enjoy the more popular ships. although i did read a fake dating fic where james and evan fake dated to make barty and reg jealous, and ofc barty and reg fake dated to make james and evan jealous. (a star for a summer's day by moony_reggie if u wanna check it out!) so ill say james x evan. they had more chemistry together than i would've expected.
fuck marry kill james sirius remus - GOd. i cant even answer that question thats like the hardest thing anyone has ever asked me. uhmmm ill fuck them all, and then marry them all. if i had to kill someone itd be myself because i cannot be responsible for any of their deaths THEYVE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!!
place i wanna visit - id love to visit new zealand. im a HUGE lord of the rings fan and they filmed the movies there so id die if i ever got the chance to visit. ive actually always wanted to visit london too (and a lot of the UK in general, especially wales and scotland) as well as italy & greece! i visited both on a school trip a few years ago and it was a dream come true but id love to go back.
fav book/book series - another brutal question but ill try:
picture of dorian gray
song of achilles
percy jackson series
shadowhunter chronicles (yes its the incest series NO THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY SIBLINGS I SWEAR! we dont talk about it.)
mara dyer series by michelle hodkin (underrated and so good)
hp series ofc
hunger games ALWAYS.
six of crows duology my beloved <3
most embarrassing thing ive ever done - oh man. okay lets see. when i was in 10th grade i had to take a spanish oral final at the end of the school year but i am an ANXIOUS woman and did not wanna do that so i skipped my spanish class until the end of the year. my best friend was in my class and my teacher kept asking her where i was until one day she told my teacher i had CHLAMYDIA and thats why i was gone. i guess her excuse worked because the teacher never asked again. the next year any time i saw that teacher in the hall she gave me a funny look but . i guess mission success? i never did have to take that final so. LOL
favourite thing i own - i have a set of lightsabers (yes im a star wars nerd (derogatory)) but also i have the ring from the lord of the rings! my precious truly.
if my life was a movie - i truly dont think my life is interesting enough to have an exciting title. i think the best i can come up with is "the underwhelming adventures of a crazy cat lady and her books". and thats just like abysmal so.
YOUR TURN!
do u have any pets?
fav fanfic trope?
do u have any weird talents?
whats your gas station order?
fav flower/plant?
fav planet?
and simply because now i have to know, most embarrassing thing youve ever done?
fav instrument sound? (like what sounds most pleasing to your ear)
and thats all! i eagerly await your responses and in the meantime ill be over here doing a little dance.🕺
-bee
bee hello hello hello 👋 i missed u <333
jegulus little women au ??? on god , sign me up for this right the fuck now. (& little women is genuinely so good. amylaurie truther 5ever>>>>)
(fic rec for u - no bright line by lady_grey - w/ sirius being an actor, remus being a historian & lily being the filmaker & matchmaker who fixes them up. james and harry are just there for the vibes honestly.)
tay tay -
sad beautiful tragic - JEGULUS - ‘long handwritten note’ - HELLO???? mr rab with the locket?? ‘kiss me try to fix it’ james trying to tell regulus to come and come that he’ll save reg , but reg already knowing he’s beyond repair. ‘for the life of us we can’t get back’ WHAT WHAT. they should’ve been happy your honour. ‘we both wake up in lonely beds in different cities’ the different places they wake up in especially during the summer holidays. ‘beautiful magic love there. what a sad beautiful tragic love affair.’ THEM THEM THEM THEY HAD SOMETHING SO SPECIAL AND THEY WERE SO TRAGIC.
the moment I knew- BLACK BROTHERS- i had to think about this one because I didn’t think anyone of my ships would betray each other like in this song. just not turn up or anything. BUT OF COURSE ! black brothers angst. i can just imagine sirius being like ‘bro i’m coming to your party bro’ & reg waiting but he doesn’t come because he’s getting smashed with the marauders. AHHHHH OH MY GOD NOW I’M ALL HURT. ‘your close friends seem to know when there’s something wrong’ - James being all ‘sup reg what up with u dude u seem a little depresso.’ i can just feel this song. very them .
the way i loved you - JEGULUS - i love this in the context of that jegulus had to break up and bartylus begins but then reg keeps thinking of james , like to me ‘frustrating intoxicating complicated’ is something reg would SO use to describe james. (ps - i’ve heard people use this for remus-grant in which it’s remus singing the song about sirius which i also agree with!)
now chatting time-
drarry ! i love them so much ! ‘harry had never been less interested in quidditch, he was rapidly become more and more obsessed with draco malfoy’ like BRO . i know what you are. ‘the boy who lived’ more like the ‘bi who lived’
and the personal dictionary thing is so real , isn’t it? it’s always like ‘ess check this’ ‘ess is there an a in definite’ ‘ess why is there a red line under this word’ .
and yes i agree red converse is very very james of me ! i love them so much they’re very dear to me. and green and black converse ??? very slytherin of you (i think the stars are so real of you #wolfstar5ever) i actually have a pair of stars converse !! on the little flap thingy , there is a little moon stitched on as well! when i saw them i was like ‘ i must own these’.
AND YES GREEK MYTHOLOGY FOREVER !!!! WE ARE THE BEST !!! the trojan horse was my obsession as a kid lmfao. i love that you took it to the next step though i could never do latin for so long ! (and i’m glad caecilius est in horto carries everywhere. it’s a staple of latin classes honestly.)
AND YESSSS saving lives is for cool people only ? are u a loser ? do you want to save lives ? if yes then u are no longer a loser ! (and nurses are definitely badass good on your best friend for opting for that)
(after the movies end i always be in the toilets staring into the mirror having an existential crisis like ‘well i’m gonna be in the mi6 now better get to training’ then the toilet flushes behind me and i get back to reality.)
little women ❤️❤️❤️❤️ (the 2019 movie >>>) ( and yes you must read iwwv that book changed my brain chemistry forever)
AND JUMANJI JUST SLAPS SO HARD HONESTLY!!! kevin and the rock together >>> . AND THIS YEAR’S APPRENTICE is on crack fr. if you watch it , you’ll notice there’s one guy who looks exactly like the hyde , honestly. and lord sugar saying ‘i hear you own a pest control business. any tips on how to get rid of piers morgan’ LIKE BRO YOU WENT HARD.
yes new york oh my god new york seems like the place that would make or break u. (not to mention that americans are a bit of a novelty here . like the candies , the cheetos the accents >>>) AND THE AMERICAN BIG GULP IS LIKE HUMONGOUS. HUGE . I must try it. (you have them in canada ??? that’s so cool)
RINGS ARE SO COOL. makes me feel all mysterious n shit , but i do too much lab work to handle wearing them all the time.
pop tarts & chinese takeout are simply superior. i don’t make the rules??
YOU HAVE CATS ??? I DON’T (yet. i plan on getting a black cat with green eyes. but a black cat) THAT’S SO SWEET AND AWESOME AND COOL AHHHHH. cats are so adorable honestly. (what are the kitties names ? i must know them and shower them with love from me !)
and yes INFJ !!! i love chocolate , but unfortunately i am not a werewolf so not totally remus. INTJ?? you little reg kinnie i see you there.
stars honestly i love them. light pollution is just so damning in london though. (and what??? that’s such a freaky coincidence oh my god !!!)
AND YES CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS !!! we did get snow last year but it melted pretty fast. We actually got frost a couple days ago , but not proper snow. i’m waiting for a real proper snow day again where the snow actually stays for ages. and lmfao you don’t get snow in canada ?? whenever i imagine canada i always think of three things - snow , maple syrup & mooses. it upsets me that not all of these things are everywhere in canada.
AND LMFAO NOT THE JAMES DOOR THING ??? it’s such a funny little thing because i see people bashing him for being dumb and opening the door and i’m like ‘guys.no’ (but he defo was wearing a costume.like that’s just the truth .)
your questions -
just enjoying the popular ships and not having a rarepair is so real of u. like yes i’m a basic bitch and i just want my jegulus + wolfstar. so what?? (and james & evan?? hmm never heard that before , i’m gonna have to check it out.) my rarepair is really really weird. brace yourself. it’s pansy x percy. i read one fic with them and i thought that was really cool so i think they’re sweet to read now and then! (the fic was the secretary by pacificrimbaud btw - recced by me but do read the tags for extra warnings ik not everyone likes that. it has wild child personal assistant pansy and rude controlling boss percy.)
not being to choose between them is so real . (me however ?? fuck james marry sirius kill remus. love u moonpie but mummy’s got a job to do.)
visiting places where movies got filmed is so surreal though isn’t it ?? and a lotr fan?? my mate’s one and she gave me the silmarillion to read for xmas . (it’s going to take me at least seven months to read because i read (1) page and got confused already.) AND VISIT LONDON YESSS !! very cool here usually , as long as you don’t bump into any roadmen. (I also want to go to italy and greece. Especially venice and athens >>>)
your fave books , i’m going through one by one
podg - isn’t ben barnes in the movie ?? so many edits i’ve seen of him with potd scenes , honestly i’ve got to read the book (& watch the movie of course , to sate my desire.)
‘name one hero who was happy’ & ‘ i am made of memories’ haunt me forever.
pjo is honestly so iconic. i’m waiting for the big old series to come out now.
IS THIS THE ONE BASED ON RON X GINNY FIC ?? like the one that goes ‘you’re my sister , my blood , i should want to protect you’ 😀😀😀 but i trust your judgement here bee!
never heard of this one. but i did just search it up , and the blurb is interesting so i’ve added it to my tbr !
hp did have my little year five self in a chokehold.
THE HUNGER GAMES OH MY LORD >>>>> peeta mellark and his baby bombs my god>>>
and soc ! i would read it except i have been spoiled for a certain chapter 40!
NOT YOU SKIPPING THE SPANISH CLASSES BECAUEE YOU DIDN’T WANT TO DO THE ORAL??? just say me llamo been and pass the exam 🤨🤨🤨🤨.now u got chlamydia too . and the teacher looking at you like ‘damn how she get chlamydia , this bitch be getting around.’
OMG LIGHTSABERS ??? i would so fight with them all the time that’s so so so awesome. (just looked up the lotr ring. it looks so elegant!)
ahhhh being a crazy cat lady >>>> (not abysmal cats beat people anyday.) my movie would be ‘drunk procrastinator’ because honestly i never do things on time and a little bit of sippy sip does release the stress sometimes. (the things i’ve done when under the influence will haunt me. my best friend has so much blackmail material on me .)
MY QUESTIONS —>
unfortunately not yet. but i do want to get a cat , so i’ll get on that asap.
when person a smells person b in amortentia , or when person a is given veritaserum and admits they like person b. i’m a sucker for that shit >>>
my weird talent is that i can eat an entire bowl of cereal in under ten seconds !! not useful at all , but it’s weird so yes , i consider it a talent !
i had to look up what a gas station was i got so confused. we call them petrol stations here so i was like ‘tf is a gas station’ BUT ANYWAYS! I don’t even have a car unfortunately, but my chauffeur (best friend) does and obviously i abuse the best friend privileges, and whenever he needs petrol i always get a pack of gum , a can of sprite (+ a diet coke for the driver man). (this is what you mean by gas station order , yes ? gas stations in canada don’t have restaurants in them right?)
favourite flower - poppies ! i adore poppies ! + lavender they’re so pretty // favourite plant - hyrdrangeas ! (they’re classified as shrubs so they count) very sweet and nice.
favourite planet - gonna be a real one and choose my gal pluto. she’s still a planet to me , okay???
i was at a funeral when i got a phone call . my phone was NOT on silent. and the worst part ? my ringtone was baby got back , so now the deceased’s family have a memory of ‘turn around stick it out even white boys got the shout , baby got back!’ in the middle of someone’s eulogy.
saxophone ! that shit RELAXING AS FUCK !
q’s for you to answer next time you come around -
what the fuck is putin (not the president)
unpopular opinion about the marauders
unpopular opinion in life
Dream car
do you watch the apprentice?
do you believe in soulmates ? (romantic or platonic?)
what’s your hidden talent?
Favourite villain ?
ever had your heart broken ?
ever broken a heart?
(bee you know the drill by now !! don’t be too long , I’ll miss you<333)
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libidomechanica · 1 year
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“I heart would fightest”
A sonnet sequence
               Verse the First
Wee image to end once and could so in ancies skilfu’ strip for sure shore shall build and follow autumn wealth and made the board, lie down within. Who knows what Passion like. That need’st unusual farce! Them she falling, slow motion leaves that all the fields a bad drink the same speak of moonward bend her. I see how of Reuben? I heart would fightest breath she corn fill was a loftier termes, they senselessed Saints for me: such nor bell. Palpitation but the sented surprise what Love and me, firm, pried and lass of the line Image of breasts, till as beauteous delight? Each at even mee: whose paine.
               Verse the Second
‘But hath him also prouder than the maids awake; for judgment? Will be betray’d By her sigh, Thus wretched Elenor, with watercressed in a funny water. Or half the fires blacke, that lose the South. Her knighting rose to wreak for the murmured to burned to sing. From her somethings on the woods no but like thou have, a song, breakfast, give us and perspect. I happens, be thee water and who thine eyes-speech fauour forth and Hell be beauty is his Hand on ever the woods and streaks passion from child! Your bower within his Rising its sweet, and we in ran a palace gay, all perfection seemes a crustest time to run awayt, that I am, was, not words vnto vs be what dimmed well-a-day! That always the footclothes and love the deid o’ ane, to whistle, deeper’s all burst to entral creature, from me. Are place for the was mirror’d with wound the fire agains and gowden looking.
               Verse the Third
That you and wings in a gave him. Let me down of Heavens high all bring pots on my knew the most full-spread toward you, to step gleaning phantom wooed. From my daily did pleasures where where is comedians peering slaves, that some clear the babe’s first: but very others in treaching lies, strove Confused albatross’s what would not a jot own’d. But a passions spindrifting how I may ye damsels your planted with life, God who keeping of yellow that veins; the little whereat to toil is done your loving blank to me ye minutes to batter’d people apartment whole head, the after praise and round men.
               Verse the Fourth
Yet lost mad and for one did me—she and my beauty bright and by the your sink back at hear my head, the said Almost sweetes, a sweet smile a sweet bowe holy hye? But be a godly which metamorphos’d her in the snow, all theyr godly vertues street, and song, some still too; or clench’d one day, and chains of monstrouen the woods which wares and guydest many thou, rich stellaes imagine you foolished the red disguise! Yet hungry spent as tho’ in his pride willing of the rigours of gentler party’s for every sacred they were not dig Love’s glass they hands, who never wrist, an ill death dost guide.
               Verse the Fifth
Niagara or Venus back has got your eye-lids close hills, is in beams I seeke and tender, give, but not worse that I hear you would make all, or in hope hope hopes of it from this tuning so good! As frozen tongues or glow upon your midriff sags to strong youthful mood, each other wise with lull thee. Yet louely brother; the more vpon a heart of pale cheek once our Eccho ring. Belly full-born and while we parting at on her will be prop my silence; nor flow’ry mean it shuttles as uglines! To the day is dwarf replyes, whose sorrow my boys and lame you yet is everythings, beauties prized?
               Verse the Sixth
Sags to tell her, and leany knaues, the departing out of these with four. She level feet of everywhere that white, trembled with your charming bright have been shepeheards ere I see the stands a madhouse a love, give their own Desire on her arms, but a sable foe, and do deeds music hath my tabernacles to shattels, or forth thee. And man was like the eavedrops up from the chronicle, afraid to thence is too harm! Antic, I see, while she best of all for whose juggling with misconceiued down; theyr seruants to me; know love, and mine eyes, not from your currents’ boundless mood tore heart is times. Still agree: this glow upon Designed him than higher heart I saw a little flow, But grew up to do liued with an untarnish, which many, the feet well too; or happy spirit bought might neuer dare not how ’mid thou and knees more well as not myself in Arizon, it’s and malformer!
               Verse the Seventh
With crack open and gets bowre witch hast both while his food forgiven us in Vermont not torn before forbid! Disturbed him from heauen follow that once, from my Injury, the ponder for boys, come he’s great to men, the thrust to bring still, crawn, as broke the Past so surely band. And a bonny bowe holy is head at last that do make it is his ways, alas! And who build and general best did it’s more fashion; a rampant her we calm-planted as heards my shouldered then most irksom night, a cap of all in her with his maske to comfort of chalk, not filled their sweet bright should she as learnest use?
               Verse the Eighth
Is motion, pale love her contract you toss of heat are cannot great, but tricken by the side, and your own hither; the heart and wave mid-channel fuming brink? Dead cold, man, for thro’ all the woods shafts, and such teacher who hast, that were mute, and lingered back our own health, that my License is pair’d? For they of your leave thy did it’s not to be rashy, O, aboon the yestern clear little snare of Gulistance the youthful magic, his face, to gree, suff’ring all meets, and did to spin it disna become. That I dare no mine. Her booze, there nough! And thing, for what’s the suffers are, and by fate, though the sea.
               Verse the Ninth
But to the wand’ring thus we court in, but rising snakes. The table, thou flew’st most spite of plunder; and the high degrees, gust-fists, and answer, and feeblest, the South, for the shade, sure strains where stood up with his brough it mayds and worse, when under, piano? Now the young marry Nymphes there is euill of him your silly see; for historie. My wholly and gnomed as young sound: all bodies, ocean, and made sense. Sweet, crying. With gory is hill, that him the between the sweet with body will have as well. Young so weak, for Gods, dere was no reason. And closeted age of alabaster. Had not, the lawny loom of this waste fled, as sweet sea; the collections of half-empty dream a little urn. If to lang, sir, the stone faults. Are away are a ghost, vnkindness, shall love’ having up robed in purpose. They sense; or but a lady, Dianeme, roots filled Hope! No wish hanging tunes louder they stood eight guide.
               Verse the Tenth
Lyke a wife, and I am let thy be take thy father and all my husband a’ her here. Said a match his princkled with she tower o’er with deluging the found us to one do love, and me, both in you that March on her comfort of it to us answer and hear ye, my bred wi’ rightest eyes less was too my foot may all your bridle, o noble gates of medio virtue harbour’d snowy cradle tear be sounds, stink of ever, I, to helpeless, side, high over wantonnes of the holy was now faith, understand all intricacies. We were with praise did pannels; then?
               Verse the Eleventh
In she master of the Acidalian broiler. Come or happin, thought show my brat o’ mountain, reader wrong. Thy glory-garlands and imagination of heaven’t beloued the three to all complain should be plains, for a fling thee for me, and dashed and with those lips, and hardly do prayses lot the sun’s and each side, as filled for your brain? Thy fancies have is anywhere, pushed the world may betweene, and diapers black against me: always, that dying fast both are ye thine apple, fevere chilles not word into the sole still clip an Ant’s eye, and do deeds it seems, you shall her body is hands.
               Verse the Twelfth
Yet so well, and thought, and the weighs on it goodbye like the riddle of nature, certain of monotone, they say it is, you have I haue end of high roll’d; for hearts will mithers. As the that sadness, she is which they are ye muffled in, with seeldom thinkest was the mans man of mine? I sing, Die, oh! For weak pointed throught see him, Life did I stronged from a cunning be, whiles ye her sin, nor the surface the plainly the gold than they gush’d, and a maid, of forests show to face ambition, may time be wires, on the building, looks with stellaes eye and lassie, O. I would complain in his son.
               Verse the Thirteenth
I have the left full of thy I went evening them on the floor fishes flush vp in a coral groves, they, we ceas’d, his hands, the one, and fast and in Phidian lockes three beard-blown bud thy mind. A monstrument: till death. Where us all the sits and the tumult fell, her on the passporting fire, this lull the kings, coming at they at his loud of hys flower on him, Life in the hear lord you, to ask her, easily gave it were had where will sing, theyr Pan the fame, i’ll to make whirl’d it find stirring pin, over me Swear, till have has a lynx, and we glimmers the shining step in pity by light.
               Verse the Fourteenth
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               Verse the Fifteenth
The long, when your beautiful as love our all obeying but Flight, the you meaning thine her eyes and sky limits. That earst I do scarcely name I been freed, there’s rancke? Youth and made thee our right and meant. We walk silent impart as a’ cover bY ROBERT BROWNING the levell’d opposing you can may raise diamond perline what, if left their poisonous window a funny waning sex in signifies mine eyes alofte, take your bats, or iar. I would know are puppets, and being respect, but they wanton back-stile, to entangled her and slowly doest but with a Kidde, nor blushed the nature?
               Verse the Sixteenth
The imagination, any be full vow, and me thee to Venus, that she wound from which loved my Eccho ring. That pushed the break of the meets thy should suffices? When the floor fishes’ wander eye makes of Loue short besides there. The other were not pride, the loud faces dare no night’st friend! I’m no tell heated to her hair, as from Wolues, Art and, lay apartment to the vertues sweet her woman he wall for I range, for fear that pink-bronze gloom, and this—a lidlesse of this: one is more starred most enlarger women are deadly this love, I cannot palsy or be friends us: strong ypent.
               Verse the Seventeenth
For which thee! All the stood where was luckless move the mitigated to us: stronger regions and hauing me, she saucers, but what on the not her skies; which might of delights; ne let me thou art to act, from your hope. Music, sole sense of the gave me. Than the glen; in the seen from base deed were you and from the temple suppresses to dear, if euer to the spring to his loud, the gree, grant in my Love’s child, their mair to pot. And put a ten-folded like to gloom the began a words; at last sumd in a voices instinct hive, creature to feede than that it is! Fly to scortching on one mortals.
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victoryroadburnout · 2 years
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my Opinions(tm) on the pla leaks
H-typhlosion: looks better in-game with the flame effects (which are purple, for bonus points) but overall idk why anyone would evolve cyndaquil, one of arceus' perfect creatures
H-decidueye: just a little guy with pants on. looks like a zelda enemy kinda. more charming than vanilla decidueye to me personally, def my favorite out of the starters
H-samurott: i mean, he exists?
H-arcanine: great design save for the colors. either the dark fur parts shouldve been darker and/or the red parts shouldve been less saturated imo but maybe this dude gets a killer shiny
H-electrode: you exist, alright
H-qwilfish: i genuinely forgot you existed until now tho
overqwil: It Just Gets Spikier
H-sneasel: ooouuughhh what a beautiful little gremlin. reminds me of gatomon somehow, i guess its the coloring
sneasler: adorable but the render a-pose really makes it look like a fursuit
ursaluna: pretty okay, why are his eyebrows like that tho. u got a problem bud?
H-lilligant: i think she looks nice! all i see is people being rude to her >:( i think the design would be perfect if she had pointy tappy toes instead of fully realized curly elf shoes tho
H-avalugg: i genuinely did not know we had an regular avalugg to begin with
H-sligoo: OHH HES GOT A LITTLE HOUSE...... i love him
H-goodra: oh i change my mind put it back
enamorous (incarnate): ok i gotta put out an unpopular opinion: i think this dude slaps, hes going straight into the pile of impish little weirdoes i identify with. an absolute flamboyant eyesore that looks tailor made to appeal to me only
enamorous (therian): you fucked it up! you had a perfect gremlin motherfucker and you fucked it up! (i know theres like a deeper mythological reference going on here dont @ me)
palkia and dialga (lord): honestly all they need is arms and would would be okay digimon. but in all seriousness i like that theyre fucked up in a particular way that bothers you, like an enochian angel or something. these arent animals that exist theyre fever dreams you get from hearing the voice of god
OVERALL: im someone who believes we just have enough pokemon so i appreciate that most of these are just hisuian variants. a lot of these were lesser utilized pokes and definitley pokes i never thought about/was utterly unaware of but in a way thats good because then this gives them a second chance to grow on people and thats nice :) also i am a enamorous stan now
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dromaeo-sauridae · 3 years
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hi hello hi please tell me about dinosaurs please
ohohohohoh youve just asked a man whos been obsessed with bones and dinosaurs and dead shit since he was like, five years old. buckle up buckaroo this is about to get anatomical
so we all know and love velociraptor right? like you saw her in jurassic park i saw her in jurassic park we all did.
steven speilberg has committed some great atrocities and i feel so bad for that poor animal.
see im pretty certain that the ‘velociraptors’ from jp are more of… utahraptors. cuz uh,
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shes about the size of a turkey. utahraptor, however,
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was a tiny bit bigger. no hate to the velociraptor ofc!! those little creatures have my entire heart. ive been more focused on utahraptors as of late because eheheheh a character from jojo part 7 can TURN INTO ONE KEKEKEKEK ofc.. its a blight on my eyes. ive been working on fixing him 💔. anyway back to jurassic park. another anatomy sin of speilbergs was his raptors’ hands.
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this uh. this aint right. see, their (and all other dinosaurs of similar build) wrists couldnt rotate like that. it looks cool! but in reality their wrists were stiff, facing each other as if they were going to clap their hands.
another thing, most (if not all) of the dinosaurs of jurassic park are victims of shrink-wrapping. theyre skinny and naked. they look starved half to death. thats just sad.
not to mention feathers. people like to think that dinosaurs would look stupid with feathers, which is just. unimaginative at best. i mean hell, think of the colors they couldve been! we just dont know!! they probably werent like. ridiculously gaudy, but still. feathered raptors, my beloved. among all these i should probably atleast mention the tail. in life, the tail wouldve been much stiffer than we see it in jp, used for balance as they ran.
(god i want a velociraptor…)
anyway, i think thats it for the raptors. but nOT FOR THE T REX. directing our attention away from jurassic park for a moment, id like to mention the smithsonian tyrannosaurus.
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look at her. l. look. is she not the most beautiful thing youve ever laid eyes on?? i cant believe i got to see her in real life. everyone reading this, if you ever have the chance to visit the natural history museum in dc, take it. go see her. look through the entire dinosaur exhibit, because holy shit, its fucking insane. they have SO many skeletons.
anyway
jurassic park’s tyrannosaurus makes me sad. naked, skinny, her teeth sticking out, poor eyesight, shes just. she is sad.
the REAL tyrannosaurus rex was gorgeous. it didnt have the full coat of feathers like the dromeosaurs did, but it had a fair amount (if you want a really fluffy tyrannosaurid, look up the yutyrannus. baby boy. baby). its teeth didnt stick out like a nightmare, but it had actual LIPS so they didnt get cracked or broken. as much. speaking of teeth, their teeth were serrated. a bit like the komodo dragon’s teeth. or a sharks (sharks my beloved).
moving on. the whole sight based eyesight, ‘if you dont move it cant see you’ thing? its bullshit. the tyrannosaurus had INCREDIBLE eyesight. it had around a 55 degree wide field of vision i believe. thats about 13 times that of a human. if i ever see anyone insulting her eyes its on sight 💛. they also had good hearing, tuned to more to low frequency sounds.
which brings us to our next point! new studies have shown that the tyrannosaurus probably didnt actually roar. instead, it made a sound similar to how we hum. a bit similar to an alligator. it was probably so low that you felt it more than you heard it. is that not terrifying? and fucking awesome??? these things just like. walked around.
anyway uh. this post is super fucking long. and i could 100% go on, but i think its time to wrap it up. if i think of more things i will probably reblog with renewed energy. but here. velociraptor and t rex. two of the most well known and well loved dinosaurs. (sorry for the jp slander, its one of my favorite movies regardless 💔)
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Hello,, just found your blog and I can not get enough of you works 💖💘💝 I was wondering if you could drabble something about c!technoblade x reader where they keep theyre relationship a secret from everyone for the sake of not getting lovingly bullied by everyone on the server lol, but maybe they get careless and people find out anyway oop,,, of corse ignore this ask if you don't like it, I'm but a humble simp for embarrassed techniblade. Hope you have a wonderful day!!!!
ANONNN THIS REQ IS SO SO CUTE!! I don’t think I did you justice so I might re-write this but for now, I hope this is okay for you! And thank you so very much for the kind words xx.😘 // im sorry this turned into a fic HAHA
C!Technoblade x F!Reader
When the two of you started dating you both agreed that the relationship should remain private. Neither of you really liked the attention from other people and Technoblade being the blood god is incredibly adamant that his reputation of being feared should remain unchanged. However, as lovers being lovers the two of you just can’t help it. 
One time, you and Techno were going on a walk after a very long sparring session when suddenly Techno wrapped his arms around you and started to kiss your cheeks. See, being a ghost has a lot of its perks but mainly the fact that you are sometimes invisible to the naked eyes of living beings. So neither of you or Techno saw that Ghostbur was actually passing by. So when he saw his older brother getting all soft with you, his heart instantly melted and practically awwed at the two of you loudly - almost too loudly. Obviously, he noticed that he was caught spotting you both and you begged him to not spill this to anyone. Thankfully he promised, and while you weren’t sure if he’d keep it, at least it was only one person. And no one would really believe THE blood god has the capacity to love - especially someone as soft as you. 
Somehow the Ghostbur encounter didn’t make you nor Techno to be more careful in keeping the relationship a secret. In fact, the two of you became more confident that no one would figure this out. But oh boy that’s where you are wrong. When Fundy hosted a gala night, Technoblade tried to stay away from you and yet he just can’t help but want to steal you away for a moment; just to tell you how insanely beautiful you looked that night. It doesn’t help either that Sapnap keeps on trying to flirt with you. So he thought he’d sneakily pull you away from the crowd to the balcony outside and just chat for a bit which was what he did.
Technoblade didn’t really mean to kiss you but you looked extremely extremely captivating and the way the night just made you glow killed him. So when the two of you heard a very distinctive, loud and obnoxious scream you two realised how badly you’ve been caught. Mr.TommyInnit bolted and shared the lovely news with everyone. “THE BLADE HAS A GIRLFRIEND” he basically shouted to every living creature in that gala, maybe even the dead ones too actually. 
The teasing wasn’t that bad, most of them were just so shocked by the fact that out of all the people it was Technoblade who got a girlfriend. 
Sapnap likes to fake cry in front of Technoblade because he thinks he stole you from him, Tommy just goes “MMMMM MIMIMMIMI” every single time you and Techno gets a little bit too close for him - like maybe if you decided to sit next to each other during meetings he’d do that. But also he’s secretly happy that Technoblade found you. 
Tubbo admitted that one day he would want to find love the way you two did which was actually quite wholesome. Puffy never fails to mention how cute you guys are, like, every time, even when you two were just mining together to find some redstone, she’d just sigh and say “you two are so LOVELY, I can’t wait for the wedding.” Fundy is already talking about who should be godparents; Techno would then proceed by pulling out his axe making Fundy run away, screaming. Philza will just snicker and laugh at you whenever you two get bullied. Not helpful Dadza. “Technosimp” was the most popular term for a while but it thankfully died down. The awws never really stopped though, but honestly, it was kinda cute. 
George found out days later when he decided he wants to get out of bed.
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