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“[…] when you realize porter and jace have always been kind of a due at the school” theyre hooking up!
#IM JOKING#only a little tho teehee#what if we both wanted to revive ankarna and also were alone in the teachers lounge#fantasy high junior year spoilers#d20 fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers#fantasy high spoilers#fhjy spoilers#jace stardiamond#porter cliffbreaker#actually im not joking#theyre evil husbands#addendum#i keep seeing theories abt them being related because of sunstone to stardiomand and if they end up being true ill have to kms#my worst fear is no longer tbk losing in the end its porter and jace being second cousins
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Astarion: *hovering over Loki, who's pinned on the bed*
Astarion: *chuckles* You look so good underneath me.
Loki: Oh? And here I was thinking you loved having me on your lap.. How unfortunate for me.
Astarion: ..Darling.. Now I can't decide what I prefer.. Hmh..
Loki: I look good in any position, regardless of context.
Astarion: Of course you do, you cheeky little bird.
Loki: Careful now, I might just start chirping with all this lovebird chatter of yours.
And then they cuddle. The end.
#when the husbands flirt#too tired for sexy#vampires being cute#gay#lgbt#tav x astarion#loki wren#bg3 tav#my tav#my oc#astarion#bg3#bg3 incorrect quotes#wholesome#cute#ascended astarion#theyre evil husbands
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WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION MAGAZINE : AUGUST 1993
EXPOSE FOLLOW UP
Presented By The World Wrestling Federation
THE CASE OF THE CAMOUFLAGE GARAGE
A STAFF REPORT
MONEY INC. BEATS THE RAP
Transcript Below!!!!
Money Inc., The Million Dollar ManTed DiBiase and IRS, are off the hook for the allegations that they engaged in dubious financial activities outside of the ring. A special federation panel that was convened by federation president Jack Tunney failed to come up with a unanimous verdict that Money Inc. did indeed commit acts that could merit their prohibition from the squared circle.
Establishments of the panel stemmed from an investigation by this magazine. We put a team of investigative reporters onto DiBase and IRS. Our cameras caught Money Inc. during what looked like a shady financial transaction. The photos, which were published in the July issue, showed DiBiase and IRS in the act of receiving money from an unidentified man in a parking garage in Phoenix, Arizona.
||Money Inc. was recently summoned to a hearing by Federation officials and President Jack Tunney. Apparently, this magazine’s probe into Money Inc.’s financial matters made sense to the president and his colleagues. These exclusive photos show you what occurred during Money Inc.’s hearing.||
After the man drove off, we recorded DiBase and IRS making light of the victim’s bankrupt business and how they (Money Inc.) planned to use the money to increase their overall capital gain. When the issue came to the attention of Federation President Jack Tunney, he sent out a special panel of World Wrestling Federation officials.
Money Inc. was livid, “Listen, little man,” the Million Dollar Man said to one of our reporters, “you’re liars. Look at what it says here in this summons: If said parties are found conclusively and unanimously guilty of unethical financial practices, their participation in the Federation will be terminated!”
“Terminated!” DiBiase exclaimed, and IRS’ face turned beet-red. “In other words, that means we might get kicked out of the World Wrestling Federation for good. Well, tell Jack Tunney that it isn’t gonna happen. We were set up by your magazine, and we’re gonna use all our resources to beat this case!”
Just days before this issue went on newspaper stands, Money Inc. appeared before the panel in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Tunnel and his staff allowed this magazine–and only this magazine–to record the event, since it broke the story in the first place.
The panel consisted of Jack Tunney, official Rene Goulet and two Federation accountants. When IRS learned that accountants would be present, he claimed he had the flu, leaving DiBiase to appear alone. Tunney opened the proceedings with a statement. “Mr DiBiase, Mr. Schyster,” Tunney said, “we, the members of this panel, have reviewed the photographs and audiocassettes provided to us by World Wrestling Federation Magazine and have probable cause to believe that you have elicited or currently elicit, some of your financials revenue in manners that many would find unethical.
“We, the members of this panel,” Tunney went on, “believe that athletes in the World Wrestling Federation should set the standard of excellence when compared with other athletes from other sports organizations.
“Therefore, if you gentlemen are found to be conclusively and unanimously guilty of any questionable acquisition of revenue–be it currency, gifts or favors–by this panel, your tenure in the Federation will be promptly terminated. Do you gentlemen fully understand the consequences to which you may be subjected?”
DiBiase simply smirked. But as he was questioned by the panel, he boiled over, especially with Goulet. “What I do outside the Federation is none of your business.”
After questioning, the members of the investigative panel retired to render a verdict. Nearly an hour passed. Then Tunnety and his associates emerged.
Before Jack Tunney announced the verdict, DiBiase looked at the panel and laughed. “Gentlemen,” sighed the president. “Although most members of this panel believe Money Inc. did engage in undesirable practices, one did not. The verdict was not unanimous, so Money Inc. can’t be penalized or found guilty as charged.”
When Tunney finished, DiBiase turned to our reporters. “I guess you can say this is the end of the story, huh, peons? Ha-ha-ha,” laughed DiBiase. Then he winked at one of the accountants on the panel. The panelist exited via the side door. DiBiase, laughing up a storm, sauntered out the same door.
Our reporter followed. Outside, the reporter continued to follow DiBiase. In a corner of the parking lot, DiBiase conferred briefly with the accountant from the panel. As they shook hands, it appeared that an envelope passed between them. But in the dim light of the parking lot, we couldn’t be sure. Whatever really went on, Money Inc. had beaten the rap.
CASE CLOSED
#ted dibiase#IRS#irwin r schyster#theyre evil husbands#wwf#world wrestling federation#wwf magazine#magazine transcript#Money Inc.
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After Good Omens season 3 comes and ends i want Michael Sheen and David Tennant to play characters in a completely new series together- i dont care what the series is about or what characters they play they just have to be madly in love.
#BECAUSE THEM OKAY#THEY PLAY IT SO WELL#specifically i want a flamoyant evil michael and a chill goody two shoes david but i hinestly dont care#i just want to see them play more characters that love eachother#theyre friendship is amazing and their characters’ love is amazing#theyre so good at playing characters who love eachother#good omens#gomens#michael sheen#david tennant#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands
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Today's Daily Degurechaff is... matchin :)
#i read a manhwa yesterday where the female lead and her little son no matter what were wearing matching outfits#it was so fucking cute its sticking in my head#everytime there was an outfit change i was looking to see them together#so anyway#this is my husband and daughter of course.#“theyre the same person?” no theyre not. hush. shhshhh#“how does this work” delusion. next question.#dailydegurechaff#youjo senki#the saga of tanya the evil#tanya von degurechaff#salaryman
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He can do really weird things with his tongue. etc.etc.etc.etc.e-
#aziracrow#azicrow#art cabinet#good omens#ineffable husbands#gomens#digital art#good omens fanart#gosh. theyre so so cute#who wants to go be tempted to the side of evil#i think Azi sure does but it's going to take him a bit of coaxing
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me overhearing some guy talk about how sabin should turn on shelley: tsk. you know nothing. you're ignorant. die
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i'm a little tired of biblical retellings where eve and lucifer fuck. like idk call me crazy but if some guy lied to me, manipulated me into eating an apple and giving my husband some, which ended up having me and my guy kicked out of heaven and the beginning of all human suffering put upon us i'd be pissed. like yo i'm four days old why did u lie to me. what's your deal asshole.
#like i love biblical adaptations that dont take it srsly but like#i need more where adam and eve r BEEFING with lucifer not bc god is evil but bc theyre not all that cheesed about the whole apple thing#like imagine ur eve rq. you are maybe two days old. your husband is like three days old. some snake is like 'nooo trust the apple is chill'#and no one has ever lied to anyone ever before so u dont even realize hes lying. so u eat the apple and its not bad so u give some to ur bf#and next thing u know ur embarrassed and naked and also HOMELESS ??? BECAUSE THE SNAKE LIED ???? AND NOW UR FUCKED#like idk. stop making her in love with that man let her kill him with hammers
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Darkley's family; spotted
#imagine going to an evil school and yr parents look like theyre named bob and sammy. not even evil bob and evil sammy#unless theyre actually billionaires in which case yes they ARE villains yknow#also that woman is the same one who was in e12#the one whos kid was like 'see mommy? snaaaaaakes'#BUT her husband had black hair...#either he got it dyed or some drama happened in the see-mommy-snaaaaaaakes family and i wanna hear more#/hj#ninjago
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rambling time but while I’m fine with emerald getting redeemed (it was gonna happen eventually) and thank fuck for ilia getting redeemed but if they redeem cinder and especially if they redeem salem herself I will throw a metal chair at
#not tagging bc I’m rambling#cinder may have had a sad backstory but she’s also an abusive piece of shit villain who has KILLED PEOPLE#huh wonder who that sounds like. and if she meets ANY fate that isn’t exactly what [THAT GUY]’s was I’ll be side eyeing bombastically#there was a post that was like. what if emerald became a maiden and killed cinder and if there is a v10 please let that happen so help me#and if SALEM is redeemed? yeah fuck no. fuck off. i feel bad for her because the gods are shitheads but she is AN EQUALLY TERRIBLE PERSON#SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND AND KIDS. AND OBVIOUSLY EVERYTHING ELSE SHES DONE#i beg on my hands and knees clasping my hands together to stop woobifying the female villains. in my eyes it’s actually sexist#because noooo a woman can never be held reprehensible for her evils 🥲🥲 they just weak wittle babies who do nuthin wrong!!!!#like no fuck off. that’s sexist. genuinely to me.#and the sexism extends to the men too. i want to hope merc will get redeemed but we’re talking about this show.#male victims of abuse get either swept aside or ignored or KILLED.#and no man in this show except for JAUNE and I guess james can ever show emotion EVER EVER because EMOTIONS ARE FOR GIRLS#AND JF THEY SHOW THAT EMOTION ANY EMOTION ITS CUZ THEYRE WEAK. UNLESS UR A GOOD GUY LOLOLOL#this show’s got the maul’s lightsaber of sexism huh
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i hate seeing the worst stories online i need to get off reddit and twitter
#like why r men EVIL#this womans husband threw a bagel at her head in public 😐#someone commented physical abuse doesnt always mean theyre like causing you pain inherently#starts off w intimidation and using their body to physically block u#and stuff to test the waters and theyll gaslight u and minimize it by saying they werent hurting u#😐😐😐😐😐😐#i hate it here why are so many men terrible and hate women like.
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food . water . vbros women being written well .
#beating my fist against the ground . MYRA <- my no.1 always my 2 episode queen#SALLY . idr how many episodes you appear in but smth barely more than 2 .#they should have been cunting it up s6 and 7 i see it in my head .#the vb that exists in my head and i draw art for .#genuinely like all the women . they have so much potential and its so sucks that theyre written so badly .#USUALLY FOR GUYS IDGAF ABT#everything w dr mrs and her issues w being guild council and her marriage issues being pushed asside s7 for .#the osi agent (who is a woman i'll give them that) and the fucking peril partnership guy . killing myself . WHY WAS THAT SUCH A BIG PLOTLIN#warriana just fucking off after s6 . hey remember when s6 was being written and people thought since the other members were working for#widewhale that she would be betraying brock like his biblical namesake and it was so cool and then it went no where she just fucked up and#was never seen again#idec for her that much but her potential . she would have been awesome#in my head myra takes hatred's place as the venture bodyguard s4 onward get that cretin out of here#then sally should have been beefing w everyone . she deserved it everyone treated her like SHIT#focus being on her shittier husband and then her somewhat shitty bf instead of her . DIEEEEE#sirena also is just . pushed aside for the twins is like . its so evil what they do to her babygirl i know youre better written than this#I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THE VB WOMEN . THEY GENUINELY ARE AWESOME [in my head] [if they were written well]#e.txt#SORRY I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABT THE WOMEN . EVEN NIKKI AND I HATE THAT EPISODE SO MUCH
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I’ve grown fond of Kaeya
#genshin impact#kaeya#i love conniving characters who start shit for no reason but theyre not evil#scaramouche i would move heaven and earth for you but kaeya is like my house husband#kaeya needs more love hes lonely
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Thankful to the man who hate-crimed me because I didn't want to be friends with his girlfriend anymore. Now that's love lmfao I will never settle down until I find a man that would commit murder for me
#mine#i hope that evil wench and her evil now husband are miserable together forever but theyre not because stupid people are always happy
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THE SAUCE SOLDIERS HAVE FOUND HIS SPECIAL SAUCE BLUE LIGHT GLASSES !!!!
#why did he get them in black..... the reason u get blue light glasses is cus theyre clear and make u look important#like the smart evil man in a heist movie or the smart evil hacker#like the mole played by that one guy in hamsterforce or whatever that movie was called#gforce#...gspot#ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS PHOTO THANK U SAUCE SOLDIERS !!!!#we are the hardest working soldiers for the hardest working streamer#im going to frame this and tape the frame to my ceiling so everytime i wake up i see his lovely face#his resting gamer face is the only thing that gets me up in the morning#.... 🤨#anyways#how does he expect to flirt and steal away joes husband when he looks like. that.#if the whole world just zapped a little of sauces self confidence and installed it into themselves#bullying and self doubt would probably end#there would be world peace#he is just so inexplicably. gay theater villain. hes hoarding all the power#sauce#the EYES 😭😭#the hoodie.. he looks like an amogus character#he just saw the imposter vent#🙁
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I guess because beetee and triplezero are Evil they get to be openly gay? or maybe its just the proximity to aphra. this criminal ring is queer as hell. anyways this is from a section where they took over the letter replies and, the droids, are flirting
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