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floorpancakes · 11 months
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#they would be cringeworthy but excellent cat parents#pls clamp its what they need#as reward for all the shit they have been through they are rewarded with thematically compliant kitty#i have this mental image of the hc where like#obviously their entire meeting was a parallel to this so it hits extra hard#and like#idk doumeki comes back from work but he hears a mewing noise coming from the street corner#and theres this wet kitten barely able to mew very loud in like a soggy cardboard box#well we saw what happened to the first cat he saw muttering to itself in the rain in a precarious situation#and hes like#he just instinctively picks it up and tries to shelter it in his jacket or something and takes it home#and obviously watanuki would be like 'ur so stupid we dont know how to take care of a cat ive done no research that was so impulsive etc#but its kind of a fated moment given their entire....origin story and each of their combined experiences thematically speaking#when he sees the little thing he just kinda shuts up and IMMEDIATELY starts trying to figure this shit out#its probably touch and go for a few days as to whether the cat would make it but they pull through and all of a sudden#theyre cringe cat owners#the final state of being that they were building up to all along#they take the cat to the vet and the vet is like you don't have any other cats at home right???#and doumeki is like oh i have two cats and watanuki steps on his foot with his heel and hisses for him to shut up#he is kind of flattered though#listen hes gotta get used to his position as a mandatory cat person soon enough#i would argue he would be REALLY into it once he stops giving a fuck#but thats besides the point#cat......they would be good with a cat....#someone pinch me to write this#xxxholic#douwata#yeah
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quirklessidiot · 3 years
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Title: first meetings [ii. the small pink-haired boy] Genre: just angst, drama, romance, historical fiction Pairing: Sorcerer!Sukuna x gn!sorcerer!reader (heian era; pre-curse sukuna)
Synopsis: in which you befriend the slave boy you’re supposed to spy on.
Warnings: not canon stuff, future dark themes,, smoll manga spoilers, slavery, whipping, mentions of rape, language and violence Notes: im kinda back i guess skksks also these are pretty much random au’s of my own take of sukuna’s back story uwu, theyre arranged in no particular order and you can read them in any order. This started out as a random one shot and i couldnt get it out of my head lol ksksksks, def not canon btw but it is canon that sukuna used to be an all powerful sorcerer before he turned to the dark side or smthng.
lil dictionary: non-person-  usually what they called slaves during the heian era.
masterlist [for other parts] ;; taglist 
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“That’s beautiful.”
Contrasting to your rather clean and prestigious appearance, the young boy was dressed in rags and had dirt painted on his face. You could tell by his uncommon red eyes that he didn’t want you here nor did he even want to be associated with you.
“...the boy is rather prideful.” your otosan recounted a few nights before, you’d usually have conversations like this since you were quite close with him and he did like to confide you with these things,“but he has spirit, he’d be good for a ward.”
“What are you doing here?” He spat, being a part of and the sole heir of your family meant you were also treated with dignity and respect, it seemed like this boy wasn’t afraid of anything or anyone, this made you grin wildly much to his disdain, “Oi, stop grinning like that. You’re creeping me the fuck out.”
“I’m Y/N.”
“And I don’t care.” 
“Has anyone told you that you’ve got quite the temper?”
“Well, has anyone told you that you’re being an annoying bitch?” he bit back, five minutes into your first meeting, this strange boy seemed to want to get furthest away from you. He seemed to be rather ignorant to his overflowing cursed energy, your father was right, this boy was definitely no joke. 
“That’s sad.” You pouted, “All I wanted to say was how beautiful that Kimono is.”
“I was at a store, looking for some clothes that best suited you when I saw a young boy of your age…” your otosan narrated, “Who had a rather high cursed energy, he seemed unaware with it. He works as an errand boy, I believe, he carries heavy clothes and silk… His looks are hard to miss Y/N, so I’m sure you won’t miss him...try to talk to him…”
The boy looks up to you, completely annoyed, “Well, you said it. Now fuck off, yeah?”
You chose to ignore him and just bend down to his level, you had no training for today so you might as well join the boy for a moment since you had time to kill, “You know, if you keep keeping that attitude up, you might scare the customers away.” you mumbled, loud enough for him to hear.
“Yeah?” he clicked his tongue, “Looks to me that you aren’t even here to buy anything.”
“He seemed rather…” Your otosan described, “perplexed...so you might as well go in my stead…”
“Ah.” your grin doesn’t seem to fade despite his rather rough way of speaking, “You just seemed around my age so I got interested.”
“No shit, now buzz off. I got no time for kids like you.”
He talks as if he was older than you, it’s no surprise. Boys like him tend to think they know quite a lot.
“Do you wish to tell me your name now?”
He was silent for a moment.
That’s when realization dawned upon you, why he seemed perplexed around your otosan, why he thinks you were an annoying buzz, and why he couldn’t reply when you asked for his name. You feel yourself inwardly cringe at your mistake, it seems like the boy your father took interest in is a slave with no name, “Twenty.” he mumbles, shrugging nonchalantly.
“What?”
“They call me twenty.” he recounts, his voice is still rough around the edges, remaining uncensored by his identity.
“Right…” you tilt your head, “Twenty…”
“You’ve got silks to bring to the next town, boy!” a loud voice calls out, cutting you short, making the pink-haired boy put the pretty kimono down and back for display. Without even sparing you a glance or a word, he retreats to the back and you’re left squatting there alone. You watch him from behind, specifically at the bandages that peeked through his wrists.
The boy had piqued your interest to the point that you made it your weekly agenda to visit him and a-some-nights agenda to watch over him. He still ignores you and seems to be annoyed by you every time but he doesn’t seem to be doing anything about it so you just sit there. 
You were also still in awe by how much raw energy he possessed, you’d ask your otosan if he knew any sorcerers with lost children because it surely seemed as if this boy wasn’t ordinary.
“Just keep an eye on him,” was all your father said as you watch the boy close up shop late at night from on top of a roof, “He might make a great sorcerer and shift the tides.”
Your otosan was not one for gambling on people but it seemed like he made a large bet on this boy. 
As usual, you’re watching over him close up. It’s late and the owner of the place walks out, a pipe on his lips. Right then and there, he slaps the pink-haired teenager right at the face, “You should’ve joined the customer awhile ago in the dressing room, boy.” he growls, “It would’ve been quick…”
You feel the negative energy emit stronger than ever and your grip on your knife is tight, “Don’t get involved, Y/N.” your otosan’s warning echoes in your head, yes your otosan may have been interested in him but he was never one to dwell in human affairs, saying they were annoying and a mess to clean up.
“...It seems like the lesson a few nights ago wasn’t enough.” you snap back to reality and watch his boss stretch out a whip with its pointy ends and you feel your blood run cold. 
‘Don’t get involved-’
You ignore your otosan’s words in your head and throw a stone right at a nearby sign, resulting in a booming clang, making the cat nearby yelp outloud. The pink-haired boy jumps on the spot and so does the older man at the sound.
“Ah fucking-” the older man curses, tucking the whip back in, “No food for you for three days. Know your fucking worth, non-person.”
Your grip on your nodachi lessens as you let out a sigh of relief, whatever legal terms your father must be talking about needs to be done quickly.
On the next day, you’re on your way to visit him again. Carrying the bento box that you know he’ll refuse again because of his ‘pride’ yet you stop dead on your tracks when you find his owner and an older man talking, Sukuna seems to be standing behind them, looking quite uncomfortable.
It didn’t take two and two to guess what was going on, the amount of cursed energy leaking on him was strong so you could only guess this was the man who wanted to get his way on him yesterday. Your nose crinkles in absolute disgust, “Don’t get involved-”
Once again, you ignore your otosan’s words.
“Hey!” You call out, you see his red eyes widen, “What are you doing?”
The older man frowns at your sudden appearance, “None of your business brat. Now go home-”
“I said,” You repeated, your voice dangerously low, “What are you doing to him?”
“He’s a non-person, kid.” his ‘owner’ growls, you notice his hands dangerously close to his whip, “A fucking slave in simpler terms, now get the fuck out before I beat him and you.”
“You don’t scare me.” Your eyes are narrowed, truthfully, no one ever scares you. You were the heir of your clan. It was to be expected and drilled since your curse energy manifested when you were five that fear would come last, “Now unhand the boy.”
“This bitch-”
“Now, now.” The other man smiles, cutting the pink-haired boy’s ‘owner’ off,  “Maybe I can take that young child with me too. After all, they seem to be good friends. Two is better than one…”
You watch the other older man snake an arm on the young boy’s shoulder and you could feel the fear leaking out, it was harder to mask and hide now. 
“Is it alright to put a little scar on’em? So that they’d know-” He gets ready to take out the whip while your fists are clenched, this would be easy. You could get away with this later, at least you’d take the boy away from this place and help him control his energy after. 
Yet before you’re able to land a blow, the pink-haired boy yells at you to move as his ‘owner’ takes out a whip to whip you.
For someone who didn’t seem to like your presence, he was rather quick to defend you, having his face get hit in the process by the sharp whip. Your eyes widen in surprise, “Ah, shit… Y/N, run!” he yells but you’re staring at his very bloody face.
It would obviously leave marks like the wrists and who knows which parts since he was always covered by that very loose raggedy kimono.
You clench your fists tightly and look up from his blood features, the ‘owner’ stops on his tracks when he meets your very cold gaze, “Do you know who you just messed with?” you asked, “You really think I won’t tell my otosan that you planned to make me your prostitute?”
“Y-Y/N, jesus christ just fucking run-” he tried to stutter out, any evidence of the prideful and strong boy who tried to shoo you away was now gone.
Yet like the stubborn child you are, you ignore him and instead take out your family seal and drop it in front of them, ignoring the pink-haired boy’s plea’s and watching the two men in front of you turn white as a ghost as they see the nameplate, “My name is Ryomen Y/N.” You stated, voice loud and clear, “And you better hope that I’ll let you out here dead or me and my otosan will hunt you down for the rest of your life.”
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taglist [if your name is crossed out, i cant tag you!] @shinhiromi ;; @hcn421 ;; @airybnb ;; @coldbookworm ;; @kristineyoshaii ;; @frankenstein852​
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sometipsygnostalgic · 2 years
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You are funny, smart, and kinda intense. Couple of questions (and of course f me if too personal): 1. What makes you angry? 2. What makes you happy? 3. Your two favorite animals 4. What is the favorite thing about your career?
Hi anon! You are nice. I hope youre having a nice morning.
I know Im intense.... for example, when im into something im into it 900% until one day im into it 0% but it gradually creeps back up in the percentages until im obsessed again... cant wait for my fourth round of Adventure Time, maybe when Fionna and Cake get news...
1. I can list a number of heavy things, but I will list something light instead - fighting Kushala Daora in Monster Hunter World and it WONT. STOP. SPAMMING TORNADOES. The tornadoes zone the monster and make a HUGE area you cant cross, in a game where the areas are very small, so youll often find the monster impossible to reach. Also, Rathalos in the Ancient Forest, no further elaboration needed for anyone who's played.
2. My art. Many people find it stressful to draw, or cringe to examine their old work. I look back on my work and laugh all the time, im really proud, if not of the art then of the conversations and meme moments i made. I am my number one fan - you have to be!!! There is a period of time where I was very anxious and depressed, my work from that time is fucking miserable, so i wasnt as happy to look at it again because it makes me recall those emotions, but for the most part i love everything ive made and remember what i was feeling when i drew it.
3. Cats and dogs. Vanilla choice, I know, but I LOVE cats and dogs. Whenever I see them, I wonder how their lives are going, whether their owners treat them right.
4. I wouldnt say I have a "career" since I was made redundant near the start of the pandemic and only started work again in october '21, but i AM getting paid more than before..... My favourite thing about being an Administrator is that I just get to focus on my tasks on the computer. Even in my last, more stressful job, we were taking calls from commercial clients rather than civilians, and this time I don't have to speak to clients at all!!! Im just able to do what im good at, being left alone, and people even think Im good at it. It's nice and I would recommend Admin to anyone, especially young working women who may otherwise find themselves trapped in heavily underappreciated retail or nursing when theyre more than capable of doing inane admin shit. No qualifications are needed and the hours and pay are much better.
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tylerthirst · 3 years
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bart here im going through another tee dee era gonna name some of the cats at our rescue after s1 characters bc i can. also i want you to know that there are 3 teenage cows there at the moment theyre so cool. also some horses one is named secret and hes a thoroughbred racehorse our owner rescued i love him. also theres a cat named jack who the first time we met climbed me so he could sit on my back. i love him. how are you. i alsost just swallowed a toothpick again
glad you and your animals are having fun. my roommates keep having their cringe boyfriends stay the night. she’s only known him for a week and he looks like lil huddy, the other ones boyfriend gets drunk every night and tries to take my socks off when i’m asleep. i don’t live in their room but like. i still gotta see these mfs 🙄 anyway, what are your cats names
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windupnamazu · 4 years
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>TEXT CHANNELS #mom-panic
ffxivwrite2020 #13: badinage || masterlist || ao3 mirror
⮞ lunya and «balefire». 680 words? ⮞ «balefire»’s main street/modern au! its... a chatroom fic... i know... ⮞ lunya's first mistake was telling her friends she had any sort of feelings for the new boy in town
"light, playful banter or raillery."
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closest to hell ok. fuck. closest to hell earlier today raha went off on this huge tangent about old sharlayan fashion for me and he brought in these books that were in limited print!! exclusively in sharlayan!!! and he went on for like, three hours and i. was just enraptured. it was so endearing and im like, im having a moment. ive been having a moment and i AM having a moment. like ideologically i dont agree with men but they REALLY went off with this one closest to hell twelve help me i cant NOT kiss him banned for baby crimes but you wont :3c closest to hell but i wont because im a coward yes, we established this last week and you and zaya squashed all the fruit gummies my dad sent me, i know closest to hell let me cry about this cute boy kriles been hiding from me for years in PEACE banned for baby crimes lunya youre posting cringe :''') closest to hell satina im going to put thumbtacks in your shoes
"We are sitting at the same table," Hanami finally snapped, glowering over the rim of her glasses while she stabbed her spoon at one of the pastries spread before them, the ones the café owners special-ordered to work around her six million allergies, "So I do not understand why you are texting each other."
"'Cause the others aren't here yet, Grandma." Lunya rolled her eyes, ducking her head in time to avoid her friend's swing. "Also, like, I'm not going to talk about this out loud in public while Tataru's on shift, I don't have a death wish."
Hanami frowned harder than she already was. "You just called me Grandma."
Sati reached across the table and took the Au Ra's hand in hers, patting the back of it very patiently. "Yes, yes, you're very scary, Nami. But you don't gossip—"
"I do," Tataru announced cheekily as she pushed through the café's front door, striding across the patio to them with their drinks. "The whole town already knows Lunya's got a crush on that boy visiting the Baldesions for the summer, by the way. It's just not exciting anymore."
"I'm gonna get Seven to review bomb your Moogle page," Lunya promised her as she handed out their drinks, and Tataru just grinned, wriggling her fingers slyly at them before she went back to work.
local breadhead lmaooo you two local breadhead also we're on our way! we're a lil late cause eos knocked over the baguettes 🥺 Hanami Hagane That is what you get for letting your cat have free rein in your bakery. reese is in pieces :O( they yell if we dont :( reese is in pieces :O( also has anyone heard from zaya? this says zaya 🏃🏽🌻💪 closest to hell i think that means theyre heading over from a'dewahs shop banned for baby crimes ok ok ok so banned for baby crimes lunya. we take your little man to the arcade. > local breadhead little man pffff Hanami Hagane He is taller than you. this says zaya 🤣 banned for baby crimes NOT EMOTIONALLY!!! banned for baby crimes and like. youre like, freaky good at ddr and all the games n stuff, so you can just show off all night and impress him and he'll be like banned for baby crimes "ooh miss lanya youre sooo cool ooooh please make out with me" closest to hell you just want me to get the tickets to get you that big strawberry plush you told the aliapohs to order as a prize since ihgets banned from there for making khloe cry banned for baby crimes maybe so reese is in pieces :O( you could just reese is in pieces :O( ask him on a date? Hanami Hagane I agree with Reese. You are both so obvious, he will say yes if you ask him. closest to hell i dont need to take advice from linkcord light theme users local breadhead f banned for baby crimes f this says zaya 😬 reese is in pieces :O( :(
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hierneneuro · 4 years
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Answer the questions and tag people you want to know better!
@ispiraldown tagged me for this thankyou!! its been a while since ive done one of these
name: Barbara
nickname: people call me barbie or sometimes burbie but the latter kinda makes me cringe a little bit these days
zodiac: pisces
height: 169 cm
languages: dutch, english, and a bit of german
nationality: dutch
favorite season: hmm either winter or spring
favorite flower: dandelions idc that theyre a weed
favorite animal: guinea pigs are good!!!!!!!!!
favorite scent: salty beach air baybee
favorite fictional character: snufkin...........
coffee, tea or hot chocolate: coffee
average sleep: about 7 hours?? but like 12 hours on weekends
favorite color: sky blue
dogs or cats: mm both are great.. but i think dogs
number of blankets: 2
dream trip: iceland or scotland
blog established: 2016
random fact: i have a constant fear that im not a good owner to my guinea pigs so i keep finding ways to improve their lives and now everyone that knows how i take care of them thinks theyre incredibly spoiled
gender: female
sexuality: bi
harry potter moral compass: hufflepuff
where are you from: the netherlands
why did you start this blog: i REALLY really liked radiohead and tumblr seemed like a good place to express all that love because god knows my friends were getting tired of it
most recent album played: disintegration by the cure v__v
i tag @the-uncertain-future @supershmega @cameronfryeofficial
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I'm not naming any names here, but does anyone else find it fucking hilarious that """"kin cringe"""""" blogs constantly post "dont harass anyone if theyre not being harmful uwu" type stuff? (sorry if this isnt a kinfession per se, i just wanted to share the bullshit)
[ I’m 99 percent sure it’s so tumblr staff doesnt delete them for harassment which is against the TOS? But lol if stuff ever does anything about these things! That ‘if they’re not being harmful’ is such nonsense though because that sounds way too open to anyone to misinterpret and harass said blog owner!!
Mod Party Cat! ]
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