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comfortunit · 9 months

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i have to do hamstring stretches for physical therapy because my calves are too tight and every night i get down on the yoga mat in the living room and i become utterly incapable of suppressing the noises of my struggling. i literally have to do them but doing them makes me moan and curse like i'm doing intense bdsm.

#💀#i'm torn because like on one hand... i'm so self conscious about my neighbors assuming i'm having crazy sex every night #but also why shouldn't they envy me if that's their assumption...#i try to do it at a normal hour before it gets too late #and i really do try to suppress it by moaning into a hand towel but god #oh my god #IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH IT'S 4 REPS OF 20 SECOND STRETCHES #THEY'RE KILLER #the ones i do against the wall are nowhere near as painful #i'm so sore in the gut this morning though jesus christ #thought i was going to pass out or throw up #but i'm fine now... just... have to keep doing it and take breaks ig #😭

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the-confused-muse · 11 months

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obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

#if you couldn't tell i just watched romantic killer #absolutely obsessed with the friendships #but seriously like gravity falls?#york by laura ruby too #they're all so immaculate #romantic killer #gravity falls #york

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itsxroxannex · 3 months

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Staring contest?

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

#utmv #undertale #sans #bad sanses #killer sans #murder time trio #dust sans #horror sans #they're dead frozen looking at u

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electricfied-wolf · 6 months

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THEY'RE JUST KIDS. THEY'RE JUST LITTLE FELLAS. I LOVE THEM ALL 💖💖💖

#fnaf movie #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #I'm miffed at the people who hated the pillow fort scene #THAT WAS THE BEST SCENE. THEY WERE SO CUTE.#Reminder that they are literally piloted by the ghosts of children. Little kids. They're literally a bunch of like 8-10 year olds.#THEY JUST WANT TO PLAY AND BE LOVED DAMMIT 😭#they're not killer monsters they're poor innocent children who were murdered and manipulated by a horrible person!!

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somegrumpynerd · 21 days

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Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Truce au #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Cross Sans #Horror Sans #Nightmare Sans #''I don't feel like drawing a bunch I'll just do a quick silly doodle'' sits up until 1am finishing this #But this is about their bad habits not mine so #Killer and Cross are the worst offenders for sleep but they're pretty managable #Dust is the worst for food but Horror can coax him into enough food to get by #Horror was - for a short time when he first joined - Nightmare's clear favourite #Because he would actually ASK for things when he needed them #(Not that his joining didn't have problems of it's own but y'know #Nightmare was starting to expect it at this point)#I should ramble for 10 pages about the boys joining the gang someday #Not now cause I'm going to bed but y'know #Anyway goodnight gang!

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ayyy-imma-ninja · 7 months

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TW: TORTURE, BRUISES, BROKEN RIBS

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Rib Tickler~

Sunny's a stickler for rules, especially when it comes to his "games".

part 1/4

pt 2

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tooquirkytolose · 1 year

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We stan a rat baby they/them

#my art #romantic killer #riri #ok look i dunno about the japanese but the english subtitles exclusively used they/them for riri soooooo #they're a boy! they're a girl! they're both and none and everything in between!#they were gonna say 'im a wizard' btw lmao

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dykealloy · 4 months

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Bisexual lighting generator

#alternatively: bisexual lightning generator #this is niche but i hope it finds the right audience this is for you #killer's here too because they're a package deal with Do Not Separate plastered on the box #song is Aesop rock - Toxic Coffee (Britney Spears Mashup)#one piece #op #CJ's op watch-through #eustass kidd #killer one piece #kidkiller #eustass kid #supernova trio #wano spoilers #CJ's edits #amv

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muppenthings · 3 months

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hello for you ark ideas would you like to draw a giant who is very new to being a giant?

They just smacked their head into yet another billboard. :)

#Ask #nonbinary-octopus #art prompt #Muppen doodles #g/t #Aaaah finally got to sit down and sketch it. xD #Thank you for sending the prompt~#No billboards or road signs are safe.#They're all gonna be dented at the end of the day #And someone's gonna have a killer headache

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radiance1 · 4 months

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Ferret Danny.

So, Vlad has decided to host a Gala at his own mansion, inviting a vast majority of the rich, including Lex Luthor and the Wayne family. Danny, not so subtly begs Vlad for him to join in because he has a plan.

Vlad doesn't know why Danny is begging since he never does, but he eventually caves in an agrees for Danny to attend. Danny calls up the ghost ferrets and makes a whole plan to have them in suits and dresses and little accessories for them as well. He askes Vlad to make various gadgets that would let them translate into human speech and then is off teaching them lessons.

Never would he thought he would use them, but this is one of the best ways he's ever decided to.

The day of the Gala, there are various amounts of ferrets in butler outfits leading in guests (some walk on two feet) and some even being the guests. Danny, meanwhile, is dressed like a king (he is not the ghost king.) with a royal cape, a crown and scepter. He's personally greeting every guest (ferret) that enters alongside Vlad, and when that's over the ferrets are seated at a table (not on the same level as the other guests) and seemingly having a very serious discussion.

Everyone else (aside from Vlad) is confused about this situation. Certainly, they've heard rumors about Vlad Masters has a program buying and collecting various ferrets, but this isn't what any of them even imagined and that, the white one who's eyes and fur glowed was obviously a sight to see as well.

Various people asked where Vlad acquired him from, with Vlad not giving any specific answer. A while into the gala, Lex Luthor is getting increasingly annoyed by the fact that Vlad Masters has shrugged him off to talk with mere animals, and obviously he's noticed that whenever he walks towards the man to make conversation, one of them appear at his side to talk with him and causes him to turn down any other conversation at that point.

Safe to say, he isn't pleased.

Damian Wayne has heard many a rumor about Vlad Masters. How could he not? He's famous for his hospitalization, his quick rise to power, his reclusiveness and love for the packers.

The rumors he focused on, however, was those that involved the ferrets the man seemingly collected. Damian couldn't let it go when he heard rumors that perhaps Vlad Masters buys them to fulfill some sick, twisted pleasure of his, and that he buys more and more because the others he's bought didn't last long.

As the son of the Bat and the successor to the Robin mantle he couldn't let this go until he's investigated to confirm the rumors, and out the man for his cruelty if they prove to be true.

So him holding a gala was a chance he couldn't let go of. For Vlad Masters only attends galas, never does he host them himself, a rare opportunity for him to easily enter the man's domain was one he could not let go of.

What he saw when he got there was not of his expectations, seeing a green colored ferret dressed as a butler leading them into the mansion wasn't it, he expected a human one. He thought back to some of the more gruesome rumors, and suddenly something seemed to click for him and he was worried.

He needed to investigate thoroughly.

Then he saw this one particular ferret, and Damian's stomach twisted. A ferret who's fur glowed a brilliant white and eyes a toxic green that obviously spoke of experimentation, and while he may be dressed as a king, Damian couldn't help but jump to unfortunate conclusions.

If he wanted to know what was going, then he had to speak to someone. He tried speaking with the ferrets that lead him and his family in, a device seemingly allowing them to speak in human tongue on their person and Damian looked closer. He saw that their fur seemed to glow as well, just like the first, not as brightly and there were certain other features he brushed off as them belonging to another species he didn't know of.

But running along the lines of experimentation everything just seemed to click together like puzzle pieces.

Unfortunately, the butlers didn't offer him much information, so he had to set his sights on the other 'guests'. They didn't have much to say either, so he had to look elsewhere.

He couldn't talk to that despicable man called Vlad Masters, that would raise suspicion all to quickly if he asked certain questions, so.

He set his sights on the king, seated at a table with other ferrets dressed like nobles. If anyone were to know better than what was going on here, then it had to be one of them.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Not gonna lie I felt like throwing in some kind of murder mystery plot too lol #Where one of the ferret guests where 'assassinated' and Danny put the whole place on lockdown to find the killer #Anyways #This is set after TUE bad ending #So Danny's fam and friends gone gone #Stuck with Vlad they had to make it work #So they're not quite friends aand not quite enemies #Roommates I suppose #Damian is (unfortunately) connecting dots that aren't there #Does he tell anyone else in his family of the dots he's connected?#Nope.

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aethersea · 7 months

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it is funny though how kids' shows are so so so careful about death, no one's ever killed except MAYYYYBE the big bad, all those random side characters are fine, here have a quick shot of them before we leave just so you know they really did survive that 50-foot drop into a stormy sea,

and meanwhile kids' books nearly all agree that it's not an adventure until it has a body count.

#to be clear I don't mean the heroes killing people #that's frankly a separate question #but bad guys come with collateral damage #even if they're nameless extras who are never described as more than a body in the street #and quite often the friends the hero meets along the way #will not all make it to the end #edit: actually I do also mean the heroes killing people #atla being so so so careful to show random mooks surviving and having the fire nation take prisoners all the time #vs animorphs going 'yeah we kill people. yeah we've got ptsd. what of it'#vs that one vivian vande velde book I read where the protagonist is really really stressed #about creeping up on a mook with a rock to bash him on the head #bc *what if she kills him?* she's just a teenager she doesn't know how brain trauma works she doesn't want to be a killer #to be clear animorphs and this book are on the same page

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itsxroxannex · 8 months

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