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neochamp · 2 years

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the audacity to steal all of the gender in the world smh

#bungo stray dogs #sigma bsd #fanart #bsd #they are so microwavable #WHY DOES TUMBLR HAVE A COLLECTION OF THESE TAGS LMAO #my little blorbo #my little skrunkly #my little baby #my little meow meow #my little guy

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hoofpeet · 9 months

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#this might b silly i guess but i legitimately want to know how common kettles actually are here #we've had the same kettle my entire life so ig I don't have a frame of reference for how other people boil water #can't edit polls but i would've included electric kettles if i knew those were a thing #also insane to me that it seems a lot of people microwave water... microwave-made coffee tastes to bad to me

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squids-and-waffles7 · 1 year

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slipping through my fingers

#the owl house #toh #camila noceda #luz noceda #toh luz #luz toh #camila toh #toh camila #i rotate these two in my brain 24/7 like it’s a microwave #theyre just so AGGGHH #love them to death #was gonna make an animatic to this song w them too but idk #thinking about it #art #owl house

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diosapate · 1 month

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mercy killed john cleanly. he did not die in pain, she did not disrespect his body; she killed him quickly and efficiently and that was it. john killed her brutally!! he mutilated her and covered someone else with her gore and only then killed her with a tap to the back of the head. he ripped a dead woman’s cloak from her body and touched her corpse with his bare foot to prove a point!!

all this to say: necromancy is disrespect for the dead under the guise of reverence, and john isn’t even bullshitting respect for the dead anymore in Thee most obvious way. god’s mercy is finite and he has none left; i suspect that his “i’m just a little guy :)” act is at its end and we are about to see more of the man who claims that guys like him don’t make mistakes.

#just like. the way he treats her body is insane to me. shes a character that already lacks bodily autonomy so this is just so.#cannot fault augustine for trying to slam dunk him into hell thus dooming the universe Again tbh #shoutout to aster for the phrase ‘he blew mercy up in the microwave’ cant stop thinking about it #tlt meta #mercymorn the first #john gaius #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #aust.txt

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months

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I'm already getting the feeling that he's somehow gonna be even sillier this year 🤔

#I AM SO HOPELESSLY ENDEARED TO HIM #LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY #the behind the scenes of the microwave tiktok im gonna cry #jimmy feels like his handler in this vid 😭#'theres Fernando doing his um tiktok' hahahaha #but omg its only january and he already feels deranged #the fucking sitting on the counter clip i am actually dead #fernando alonso #formula 1 #f1 #we do a little bit of f1

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onionninjasstuff · 5 months

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#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #villain pb&j duo #ZACH UR IDEAS MADE ME SO GIDDY #lil guy just spends an hour standing w his hands stuck in the microwave waiting for something fun and explosive to happen #not realizing that THE DOOR IS OPEN #test successful ig??#negative results: our house is still standing #i kinda hate how this brush looks but drawing with it feels amazing #super weird duality

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the-meme-monarch · 5 months

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I’m a big proporter of “k_k isn’t stupid he just likes to act like it bc he thinks it funny to make people mad or confused”. and other such doodles of him

if you ship scc go away👍

references for the last one under the cut

#the art gallery #deltarune #scc #yknow that tweet or whatever it was from toby fox where he said it was practically addictive to write sans and papyrus’ dialogue like t #like they could continue a conversation twice as longer than he intended bc it was just so fun to write them. that’s scc for me #I’m specifically talking abt the hot dog in the microwave one here

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sinfullyrosey · 5 months

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Azul: Where are those three?? The Lounge opens in half an hour, and they still haven’t showed u- *immediately halts and slowly turns to face the glass tank*

[Jade and Floyd, in their merforms, just chilling on the tank’s bottom, curled up against each other and grinning “innocently” at Azul]

Azul: . . .

Jade: :)

Floyd: :D

Azul: Where’s Y/N?

Shrimpmer!Reader, also in their merform, pokes head out from behind the twins: ?

Azul: I’m not even surprised anymore. This is the exact type of nonsense I’d expect from you two.

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Azul Ashengrotto #Jade Leech #Floyd Leech #GN!Reader #Azul is /DONE/ with the twin's bs #I was imagining those videos of a cat or dog laying down and a smaller cat/dog behind them #They just poke their little head out and it's so fucking cute #Shrimpermer!Reader rotating around in my head like a microwave

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gordonsicedcoffee · 6 months

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