#these two fuckers specifically
Text
that’s stars hockey, baby!
#i love this team#these two fuckers specifically#jamie benn#mason marchment#dallas stars#dallas stars dungeon
81 notes
·
View notes
Text
hi shout out to me and my extremely borderline dating-levels-of-flirting Friendship (that is with a girl who im 85% sure she likes me and 90% sure i like back) that i attempt to work up the nerve to ask what we are every single night and then fail.
#how do you. how does one ask someone out#yall im so scared of rejection and ruining a friendship 😭#like i THINK she has been dropping hints about liking me for a good month or two#but also i am an oblivious fucker whose autism and anxiety specifically shines when it comes to guessing how other people are feeling#and i dont want her to feel pressure into a relationship if i am to ask#but like#fellas is it gay if im staying up really late every night talking to a good friend that usually ends with us saying we love each other#idk anymore#the struggle is real
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bro what is up with the mosquitos this year, I haven't gotten bites this bad since the last time I went to Iran 😭
#i have one that is an INCH in diameter I shit you not#i thought it was davis-specific bc sacramento is a wetland but nope I got two really nasty ones down here too#both when I was at the beach too like what the hell where are these fuckers even SPAWNING
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
*to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire*
We didn't kill the villain
No, we didn't harm him, we only disarmed him
We didn't kill the villain
No, we didn't hurt him. Why would you desert him?
#this is about marvel#specifically the avengers first film and loki#marvel#loki#avengers#avengers assemble#its also aimed at those two fuckers who killed off loki in endgame
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
Something weirdly specific for at least some of us, that we've had in mind for awhile; unfortunately this was the closest we could get with a picrew tbh.
× × × || × × × || × × ×
Like, fortunately for us; while we have some things that irk us with this one, but this hits pretty close in a metaphorical sense at least for the people we're thinking of. Unfortunately for us, some of those are more obvious than others so we hesitated on weather we needed to share this or not LOL.
#stimboard#cn // highly personal#highly personal#GOD THAT PINK IN THE BACKGROUND. SO THREATENING.#THAT “SHE KNOWS” THING A MONTH BACK IN THE GAME SESSION. // OC-related tangent in the tags incoming#(<- hits differently in some situations)#(<- *stares at the plural OCs who we made an entire past for.*)#(<- *stares at the fact their whole thing is. dysphoria made them plural. and THEN they became functionally immortal.*)#(<- you don't skip town for no reason. they lived in a generation where being both would throw them in The Loony Bin)#(<- but only the QUEERNESS became more acceptable later on.)#(<- these bozos are a mirror to our own life and frustration. and that realistically. people are starting to accept endogenics to a degree.#(<- but the world we want and how endos are treated is NOT going to happen next yer. it MIGHT happen in like 20 years.)#(<- “she knows” has been and always will be our greatest fear and pushing through that is HARD.)#(<- So what would it look like INSTEAD to be hiding under queerness. which is still stigmatized as hell)#(<- but you can AT LEAST find a margin of community somewhere that isn't full of abusers and bootlickers/idenity-medicalists for that ID)#NONE OF THIS IS NEGATIVE we're actually kind of glad the GM saw the full implications of that even implicitly -#- getting the shivers just remembering that. But also it's interesting to implement that onto their younger singletsona lmao.#WERE SO PISSED THO THAT WE COULDNT FIND A GREYSCALE MASK THAT WASNT. HORROR OR PARTY. THESE FUCKERS ARE NOT VILLAINS YNKOW.#like how the fuck do we have a hoard of gifs in our tumblr likes and found NOTHING for that specifically lolsob?#yes these ARE the same two chucklefucks we blabbed on and on about for like a week on our main account.#but its their “singletsona”. kind of. kind of sort of. we have wholeass ideas on this narratively.#like we just need to WRITE as in actually write but the issue is every time we do we hit A Wall(tm)#but yeah. anyways. we have headmates playing a TTRPG and we may have projected our frustrations onto two OCs that we don't even play. 😭😭😭
2 notes
·
View notes
Note
why do you remove image-ID captions when you reblog?
I'm sorry that my 20-follower personal shitposting blog, which I curate according to my own tastes for nobody's enjoyment but my own, does not meet your standards :( but if you like image captions and alt-text you should go check out my art blog :)
#this is the second ask you've sent me idk what u want from me man#Also isn't it a funny coincidence that this big push for alt-text has occurred juuuust in time for the AI uprising.#I'm only half-serious but it's my pet conspiracy theory#anyway if you are a follower & earnestly are concerned about accessibility why not message me off anon#in the more likely event you're some random fucker who just wants 2 be smug & passive-aggressive. do you need a hug#if you want the earnest answer: i wasn't aware I was removing them specifically but I do tend to nix captions which aren't useful/funny 2 m#I agree that accessibility for all is a good goal everywhere#however... my personal shower does not have a hand rail.#if you require a shower with a hand rail you can use the other shower in this house. which does have one.#we have two showers in this house and you should choose the one you're most comfortable in#the water's the same in both; you need not go unshowered NOR suffer needlessly in mine :)#this isn't just a metaphor btw those are the literal ablution solutions in the place I'm renting rn#i'm flattered that you think my content is so unique and unmissable. but there are other blogs out there which make a point of image IDs...#i don't think it's a moral failing to not have a handrail installed in your own shower. a public shower? that's different.#but my blog is not a public shower. do you get me.#it's just for me and (secondarily) my 20 followers
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
man I'm a little bit tempted to write a fic about my tav preparing for the cazador fight and not telling astarion what he's doing for fear of disappointing him
#though there would be a lot of gale and two magic users nerding out about spells#basically I hit cazador with Otto's Irresistible Dance and I can't think of anything the fucker deserved more#and I like to imagine tav writing a new spell specifically for that fight
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
currently thinking ab chael whoring you out to the legal line 🤗
#kyungjuner talks#lun8#well specifically dohyun#i’m a dochael FUCKER#… i have two holes for a reason?
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
That I’ve already made 1 post being annoyed with the Spy x Family fandom and I could easy make 2 more, is really quite telling
#it’s just everything I hate so much in one fandom:#over abundance of fluff for the sake of fluff (gag) and uninformed attempted at political takes (also gag)#the first one would be-#1) oh my god I didn’t realize how aro I saw Loid and Yor’s relationship until the UwU fluffy ship people got involved#THEIR DEVELOPMENT IS NO WHERE NEAR THAT. IF IT EVER WILL BE#they RESPECT each other and work TOGETHER to create a nice family environment despite their nontypical family and they aren’t in ‘love’ yet#and you really want to strip that all away to go ‘uwu Loid is soooo in love with her as soon as chapter 10’ fuck off#2) (and this one’s the kicker) Are you really pondering the moral difference between the actions#of two people who#are use violent means in order to maintain geopolitical peace so that war doesn’t break out???#and the fucker who hijacked a bus of KINDERGARTNERS to make his political protest???#MAYBE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW WE SEE THESE CHARACTERS IS THAT LOID AND YOR DONT KILL CHILDREN!!#you know whose daughter is also dead fuckwit? The Handler. YOU DONT SEE HER TRAUMATIZONG SIX YEAR OLDS#I mean are you even /thinking/ at point?#also#no actually Loid and Yor would not ‘destroy the city for Anya’#they flat out wouldn’t#Loid is a character who cares a LOT about the bigger picture here and specifically about /not making kids cry/#he would never hurt other children; even for Anya’s sake#never#but ESPECIALLY not out of revenge#and the city take is especially in bad taste considering his background#are we even like reading the same manga?#OR have your reality divorced stupid fluffy headcanons rotted your brain?#I know the answer#my god#anyway I hope the Silm friends got a good laugh out of ready my salt for another fandom#NOT tagging this shit#don't mind me#tribble post
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
Never have I had such a hard time drawing characters that have existed in my brain for so long, like almost 3 years at this point. I've been trying for weeks to draw Eirini and Ochag (Sparks's dads) and nothing feels right! I can picture them fairly clearly in my mind and I feel like I'll get close to that in my art but it still doesn't feel right. The vibes are off, man.
#Eli Speaks#usually id chalk this up to general art block#but ive been drawing so much for art fight with little issue#its specifically drawing these two fuckers thats giving me agita lol#also orc faces are kinda hard for me to draw#cause the jaw and mouth are set differently cause tusks#ya know depending on the size#ive always struggled with thaf#*that#even with Sparks#im sure ill get it eventually#i just really wanna have art for whenever we hopefully actually find them in game
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
love procrastinating going to bed and then suddenly thinking about how I need to give at least one of my characters VERY strong opinions on different animal species RIGHT FUCKING NOW
#Local Spider Yells At Clouds#like??? characters having strong opinions about things that mean jack shit is just really fun to me#I'm gonna try to think of some animals each character would like and dislike real quick off the top of my head#first thought: Gamma is probably both fascinated and deeply terrified by deep sea fish#like!! he thinks the fish themselves are pretty neat!! (it helps that Alice makes freakier looking things on a regular basis)#but everything about WHERE THEY LIVE freaks him the fuck out#man is hydrophobic already!! learning about water pressure and what it could do to a person might make him pass out#very next thought: Lydia probably likes frogs. I feel like they're not her FAVOURITE animal tho. top 5 definitely#very strange that I'm saying that while also having no idea what her ACTUAL favourite animal would be but eh. that's how it goes sometimes.#she probably likes tree frogs the best because those are peak Silly Little Guys#none of these are STRONG opinions tho!!!! I want a character who's either ride or die for a very specific animal#or a character who looks at this particular animal and goes ''I want this bitch GONE FROM EARTH''#...actually I just realized. I gave NONE of the Realm kiddos animal-loving as a core trait#HOW did I do that???? I MADE THESE FUCKERS WHEN I WAS STILL A KID AND WAS WAITING TO BE ABLE TO VOLUNTEER AT THE LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER!!#TWO OF THESE BITCHES STARTED AS STRAIGHT-UP SELF INSERTS AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ''LIKES CREATURES'' AS A MAIN CHARACTER TRAIT?????#the easy answer would be to say Lydia or Dylan but. that's the easy answer.#oh yeah make the super-friendly character care about animals a lot. real original there me#...aw it'd be sad if it was Cynthia#because. no memories. any pets she had back on Earth are long forgotten by now.#and because of her role in the camp she'd probably never let herself get a pet either... never rediscovering her love for animals at all#this started with a dumb one-off thought about how I need to give my characters more stupid hills to die on#and ended with me remembering just how damn depressing Cynthia's memory wipe really is as a plot point lmao#it's just like. remembering that she used to have a LIFE before all of this!!#she had passions and joys and all of it got THROWN IN THE TOILET due to circumstances beyond her control!!!#and because of a choice she made herself she has no idea there was ever something else her life could have been!!!#...then again. maybe that was the point.#anyways!!!!!!!! sorry for the blog being dead for a bit lol#getting back into writing now so I'll probably get the queue running again shortly!!
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Remember folks unsolicitated "constructive criticism" is always unwanted and always rude
#someone came into a small art stream where the vibes where talk with me as i work on a gift for someone in a new craft and the second thing#they said was a big long paragraph on why it was bad. which is rude. it wasnt even constructive it was just saying how it was wrong BUT#even if it were constructive IT WAS UNWANTED#if people ASK if people SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU for tips you give the most helpful ONE OR TWO#do not overwhelm them with info do not make them feel bad about their progress do not only point out problems#be kind be helpful and good god man do not make them put art down cause they dont feel good enough#and ONLY. IF THEY ASK. ITS NOT YOUR PLACE OTHERWISE.#anyway. angy about that. learn some art etiquette fucker
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
funniest drawing idea i've ever had: am single father au
#ihnmaims#i came out of hiding specifically to post this#that's all i wanted to add to the fandom. so long robo-fuckers i'm a lesbian#*that ''change da world. my final message. goodb ye'' music plays as i fade away back to my comfort zone*#also i didn't bother to make a design for either of these two
3 notes
·
View notes
Text
before i go to sleep i want everyone to see the masterpiece that is me n my brothers' discord made specifically for aus
#now i want u to know that everything within the kingdom hearts section is me and the rest is my brother#i complain abt the amount i have but man. this fucker has twice that and then some#i mean i work on a few with him but he basically created em yknow#the KHUD section is the kingdom hearts-undertale/deltarune specific aus. except for a couple that are just under Undertale#the rest are sort of straightforward lmao#felt like sharing this bc my brother has been workin on one of the kh ut aus again n its so fun i wanted to share a lil#the one thats highlighted specifically. which is undertale but w Xion and Roxas bc he loves those two being mixed a undertale#its so funny to see all of his things w actual titles n im like. well heres what the au is thats it#i should share some excerpts from here sometime tbh if hed allow it. fun stuff in here
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh, yes, I just love your unannounced sleepover where you both come back from the bar after carefully avoiding telling me that's where you were going, and also neglecting to tell me when you'd be home! I definitely do not want to knock you on your ass and take a bat to your dome! That would be rude and unnecessary :)
Oh yes, please do start talking about shit amongst yourselves and make me feel isolated and othered in ny own room! These moments are what I live for, of course. Naturally. Who would ever have any issues with this arrangement at all?
#txt#might delete this later but i also might not because my irritation and rage is real and i shouldnt have to so constantly discard it#i am so tired of constantly putting it aside#i want your blood in my fucking teeth. and it's your fault i want it there- certainly- because I TRY. I try so hard not to feel this way#but eventually you get tired of those little games too#okay I drafted this for a minute bc idk if this fucker is actually spending the night or not i just know he took off his belt. BUT THEN ONE#+ OF THESE FUCKERS DECIDED TO START TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS. A THING THAT I HAVE A VERY BAD PHOBIA ABOUT. I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU#thinking of killing and maiming and maiming and killing and killing and shredding and tearing and killing and-#seriously though what. the fuck. you even go ''oh they're not gonna like this'' THEN HOW ABOUT YOU DONT FUCKING SAY IT#ohh and now you're sitting here making plans for when you go out without me next! I'm going to make you a bloody smear on my fucking floor#i am going to Dissect you. I'm going to rip you apart and feed you to the local strays and csrrion birds.#not even getting up and leaving right fucking now would assuage me. i wish i wasn't so full of fucking hate but you just keep adding fuel +#+to the fire#im so tired. I'll come back with a ''im fine now'' if he fucking leaves but im going to seethe now. im so fucking angry.#how do you fucks continually just bounce between the topics that makes me feel Most Violent Towards You? literally how do you not realize i#+ want you dead at this point? how do you not realize the grave you've dug for yourselves in my mind?#i dont fucking mask it that well. i know i dont. and still you fucking do this#((part of why it being a bar specifically that bothers me besides the very deliberate and careful avoidance of mentioning it to me is that#+*one of you is at serious risk for becoming an alcoholic. why the fuck are you being enabled this way?*))#((if i was dating someone with a genetic predisposition of alcoholism i would make your regular dates nights- idk- NOT THE FUCKING BAR +#+ DISTRICT. DO YOU EVEN FUCKING CARE ABOUT THEM? DO YOU? This fucking boils my god damn blood.))#(ultimately its their decision if they want to fucking drink yeah sure whatever YOU DONT NEED TO REGULARLY AND READILY ENABLE IT. BASTARD.)#(If they want to drink so fucking bad- if they push for the bars- JUST BUY SOME ALCOHOL AND BRING IT FUCKING HERE. It limits how much they+#+can have for one- and it would isolate me from you two less! just as an added fucking bonus! but no very unreasonable of me. what was i +#+thinking? clearly not about them 🙄)#i might be a little out of line here. i can admit that. but if anyone spent a week in my fucking shoes back when they first got together +#+and then now? you would fucking understand.#and they just. keep. talking. to eachother. no attempts to include me. not even glances my way. like always.#''oh nothing will change'' IT FUCKING CHANGED. I want to hurt you so bsdly for that lie with ever passing day. do you even know it was a li#do you? anyway was abt to post this and noticed a gif i have of a woman ripping her shirt off so im going to stare at that until im calm ig.
1 note
·
View note
Text
Horrible realization that if I go through with recollecting all the oni logs then I'll have to actually find out how to get "a seed is planted" like for realsies this time. Maybe I should just cheat them all in actually. <3.
#rat rambles#oni posting#a seed is planted sucks so bad its like my second favorite log and its been such a pain in the fucking ass to find#appearing then dissapearing so thourougly that I thought I might have made it up somehow making me learn to look into the god damn code to#find out if Im crazy or not only to find it along side all the story trait logs despite it being in the research notes section and Then I#open oni again to chech smth completely different and it fucking reapears out of nowhere and then the game updates and all my logs explode#this fucker has tormented me for so long and Ive seen no one else talk abt it so Im still not 100% convinced it wasnt a glitch somehow#it probably is a real log thats in the game and it disappearing is the glitch but boy do I have no way of knowing#if that is the case I can only imagine it relates to it seemingly having been intended as a story trait log#I assume it was moved to research notes because of how long it is but idk#anyways nails you motherfucker why must you have recorded one of the more lore heavy logs in the game and then made it a bitch to find#like genuinely I think its one of like 3 max logs that directly mention duplicants by name#ok ok there might be 4 I dont remember exactly#but two of those would be by jackie and one by probably nikola so nails mentioning them by name is a pretty big deal#and thats if Im remembering those logs correctly which I am likely not lol#its like 3 am ok#a seed is planted also just gives us some juicy lore relating to the actual tech we see in game#along with. that whole unnamed human subject thing. that still haunts me.#who are you subject whatever your number was and are you olivia specifically to spite me#if it wasnt for the b111-1 thing I wouldn't consider her that strong a canidate but it is a thing so she is#not only is she a strong candidate but shes like. one of like 3 real candidates we have for that#it's a weird case because it could very easily be a complete rando especially given the subject number instead of a work id being given#but also given its relation to dupes itd be weird if it wasnt someone who either worked at gravitas or otherwise got duped#which thankfully does free olivia of some possibility since as far as we know there are no olivia dupes lol#jorge and dr.holland are the other two main options in my minds eye but thats based on very little#dr.holland in particular would kind of vaguely make sense given hes mentioned in that story trait's artifact reward#but ofc given that nails does not choose to elaborate on that whole thing all I can do is blindly speculate#they also mention a name which is fun because its one of our rare complete randos in oni lore#now. he could easily be revealed to be some dupe but Im pretty sure the name was like bruce or smth so I dont consider it likely#also I am deeply curious of what this bruce guy was to nails given nails calls him 'my darling bruce'
0 notes
Last Seen Blogs
collegewithdepression
How to College With Depression
settonstar
OMG LOOK AT THAT FACE
hard-times-paramore
Fuck this stupid baka life
mistysummers
Strange Girl
michigandad
MI Dadman