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dutchessofcaladan · 6 months

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If Gary Dourdan and Lenny Kravitz were to ever do a song or movie together, I think I would explode because I can bearly contain myself even seeing either of them by themselves

#lenny kravitz #gary dourdan #these 2 are way too sexy #warrick brown #cinna hunger games

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revvethasmythh · 10 months

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Reminded again, as I periodically am, that there's a fair number of people in the fandom that think of Nott the Brave and Veth Brenatto as two different characters, and not fundamentally the same woman. In the absolute literal sense, this is false: Nott the Brave, returned to the body of her choice and using her real name once again, is absolutely precisely the same person she was before Caleb cast Transmogrification on her. This is, incidentally, one of her main sources of angst towards the end of the campaign! A part of Nott must have both feared (and, in some ways, hoped) that when she was changed back into a halfling, she would also be a different person. That the person she became traveling with the Nein would be an easy identity to shed, which she may have hoped for because it would be easier to fit herself back into her home life with Yeza and Luc--and because it would be easier to say goodbye to the Nein if that were the case. And she feared it because she liked this person she became, no matter how transgressive society would label her for it. And she loved the Nein and didn't want those feelings to be altered.

But she didn't change. Veth Brenatto is Nott the Brave and Nott the Brave is Veth Brenatto. This was always the point. That's why it's an anagram. It's just that when she's Veth Brenatto again, she is much more focused on the why of what she's doing. Why am I still with the Nein? Why am I still adventuring? Why do I have this reticence to return home to my family? Why don't I long for that quiet, domestic life the way I once did? Her emotional journey becomes intensely personal, sometimes subtly/quietly told, and wholly about what kind of future she wants for herself and how her choice could affect those around her. Her two families become anchor points pulling her in different directions and she has to deal with that. Which is a different story than what she was telling when she was still Nott the Brave. Nott's story was much simpler--I am a goblin and I hate it and I would like to be a halfling again. I would like to be able to be with my family again. It's straightforward and it's achieved! But that's not where it ends, because she still needs to figure out a real, functional future for herself once her goal has been achieved.

All this to say, I think when people say they prefer Nott over Veth, it's important to remember that you are reacting to a certain story arc for the character, not an entirely different character. It may also pay to ask yourselves why you think they're so different. Was "Nott" funnier than "Veth" to you? Does her ability to serve as comic relief fundamentally change whether you like her or not? Did you appreciate "Nott's" themes more than "Veth's"? Or did you even notice the themes being explored in Veth's later game at all?

#i'm approaching this in a two pronged way #1. gently trying to point out that they're literally the same person so you're reacting to a change in character arc not character itself #2. desperately trying not to be too much of a bitch about how reductive i think the idea of nott and veth being different fucking is #anyway veth's later game arc is so angsty and sexy it's literally a shame people don't appreciate that about it #veth brenatto #critical role #the mighty nein #nott the brave #yeah why not i'll tag them like they're two separate people. for shits and giggles i guess

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bubblegum-and-ciggarettes · 6 months

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Genuinely glad they said something because it was all I could focus on when he was being all emo

#invincible s2e1 #invincible #mark grayson #Radiohead #like damn sorry u have mental issues but wow #haha don’t kys girl ur so sexy #the way u can tell compared to the other male superheroes too is so funny #everyone is so mean 2 me #it’s also canon he doesn’t wear underwear under his suit p sure so #I felt so bad bc Ik it’s supposed to be a touching scene but it was like eyecatching

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ingravinoveritas · 8 months

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God, 1940s!Crowley really is doing the absolute most...

#good omens 2 #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #crowley #sexy ginger demon twink #looking like a high fashion model in the middle of the Blitz #interestingly the same way David looked like a high fashion model in the middle of a plague #that long hair during lockdown was everything #far too much attractiveness in one person #thankful for the periodic reminder that i absolutely still would fuck Crowley #let's spare a thought for Michael's admirable restraint #even though we all know he was thinking it too #bless

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appleteeth · 1 year

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Rhys Darby as Native Aotearoan Birds

Kiwi

Pukeko / Australasian Swamphen

Pīwakawaka / New Zealand Fantail

Ruru / Morepork

Kākāpō

Kererū / Wood Pigeon

Kea

#this is so stupid but it's fun dammit #i had way too much fun 1. looking at pictures of cute birds & 2. finding pics of rhys to match #rhys darby #flightless birds #aotearoa's top quality sexy dads and complete idiots #rhys darby: aotearoa's hottest dad #stede bonnet #rhys darby is indeed a mystic time bird

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sleepy-crypt1d · 5 months

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it's so disappointing when almost all handsome jack fanart is inaccurate :(( like, people just blatantly ignoring very Important character design details. It happens in fics too, where people will simply ignore basic details about his design.

Specifically, here, im referencing 1. him being brown and 2. him being disfigured and disabled.

If you actually look at his models, you can very much tell he's Not White and barely anyone draws him with his real skin tone!!! everyday i see so many cool pieces of fan merch or fanart and then im like 'oh nope he's a different color nevermind'

and then on top of making him paper white they'll draw him with this small shaky line across his face when, in canon, he was disfigured so heavily he needed to get a prosthetic face. that and HE'S HALF BLIND!!! HE LOST AN EYE!! IT WAS SET ON FIRE????

it's gross seeing people completely ignore his accurate injuries to try and make him the stereotypical Sexy Man with Clear White Skin

i know that most people probably dont know that jack is half blind but if you look at his unmasked face, he very clearly is! whether his mask has a cover up eye, or he's wearing a glass eye, or its cybernetics is never explained but when he takes his mask off his left eye is gone/scarred over! and the vault scar has severely carved into his face!!! you can SEE how deep it digs in!! barely anyone draws him like that :((

his mask isnt just covering some dainty little scrape, it's a prosthetic that aids his disability! that AND HE'S FUCKING BROWN.

EDIT: AND HE HAS GRAY HAIR!!! THAT BITCH IS AGING!!!! SHOW IT YOU COWARDS!!!!

#handsome jack #borderlands 2 #i am SERIOUS about my comfort characters/f/os #also looking at his model again to remind myself what he fully looked like i realized he's missing his left eyebrow too!!#do people just????? not look at references??? or maybe they just dont feel confident drawing that intense of scarring but #idk #practice???#draw my husband the way he actually is goddammit!!!!!!#he's fucking sexy as hell as he IS!! stop CHANGING HIM #that and stop trying to make him Hot Cishet Man he's pretty let him be pretty

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bimiio · 7 months

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keeping a little journal of all our sexual encounters so i can write abt my favourite parts n how i felt before/during/after so his autistic ass can read thru it whenever he’s feeling doubtful or predatory or unsure of himself

#also keeping a few sheets of star stickers in it 2 give 2 him when we finish #so he knows he got at A+ in sex #also dis would just b a fun way 2 keep track of sexy memories #is dis too niche??😭#too specific??? idk ignore me #m1n3 #m1sc #nsft #🧑‍🍳#femme4butch

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francesderwent · 1 month

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I figured it out. actually only the first two seasons of Greys are good.

#after season two the show starts BELIEVING the mcdreamy propaganda #and forgets that derek is actually and has always been. at best! a morally ambiguous little creep #and once they forget that? it's sort of the kiss of death #the nuance is just gone #and they throw characters together and break them up wayyyy too fast #in a way that it's clear it's for the drama! it's supposed to be salacious!#it's not HONEST anymore #the derek meredith relationship in season 1 & 2? was HONEST #they were like 'here's this beautiful sexy man! he's so mysterious!! he's her boss but there's no way he's using her!#pSYCH!! the reason he's mysterious is that he's mARRIED #and the way that hurts meredith is real!!#her reaction is real!!!#derek making the effort to fix things with his wife is real and makes him a more interesting character!!#izzie's relationship with alex is honest!!!!#(denny is a little dramatic but i'll give it to him!)#george's crush on meredith? totally real!#all the shit in season three with izzie and george and callie? not real!!!!! it's not!!!!!!!!!#burke and christina getting engaged after not speaking to each other for days/weeks and then him leaving her at the altar? not real!!!!!#derek telling meredith he wants to marry her but be warned: he might fall in love with someone else in the meantime while she heals?#it's real but it's SHITTY and the show doesn't seem to know that!!!#there are good episodes. but the SHOW isn't Great anymore. it's not terrible yet! but it's no longer Shockingly Good #cate liveblogs!

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quillkiller · 1 month

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I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?

i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them

anyway!!! some hc’s!!!

1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants

2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it

3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first

4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder

5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others

6. they sext a lot

7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed

8. monty finds out at some point

9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to

10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home

11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side

12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall

13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho

14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3

15. effie gets more tattoos

16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously

17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash

18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie

19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants

20. they’re very happy <3

#i hope yall are ready for when i hard launch my cottage core wood chopping and ’going steady’ lyall/james 😔#its just.. sirius and remus are away at uni..#and james is taking a year off.. he wants to be home..#and like. lyall is lonely and wants company..#it becomes routine 😔😔 lyall teaches him how to chop wood and start a fire #and then they drink tea by the fire every night at 6 sharp 😔😔#and lyall is the daddiest dad in the entire world <— not in a sexy way #in a Dad way #james is going insane over it actually 😔#they cook together too..#its all soft and warm and intimate #just the two of them in their warm solitude in lyalls cottage <3 #theres no drama either #james tries to kiss lyall and lyall says ’if we’re going to go steady we have to tell remus first’#and james just wants to kiss him more 😔#and they tell remus. and remus is shocked for about 2 minutes #and then hes like 🧍 ok #and it doesnt affect anything #james visits siriud and remus #james gets flirted with and remus is laughing when james tries to kindly let them down #and then says ’theres no point hes fucking my dad’#and when remus visits home james doesnt stay with lyall #remus is happy for them <3

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the-acid-pear · 11 days

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It's actually really funny how it is bc despite being an insane person with weird kinks whenever I see someone with kinks I DON'T share I'm instantly thrown off by it. Which is comedic to me bc you'd expect the freak to inherently Understand other freaks but no unfortunately that's not how it works necessarily.

#luly talks #i am way more open to shit when explained to me tho #like usually I'm outright Neutral about this like ok sure.#but there's things that outright are so confusing to me they turn me off #like i saw some mommy rp blog and she was just... acting like a mother #and it's like. super sweet of course! but... not turning me on? at all??#like i don't get why you'd want a 2 in 1 deal for a mother and a gf can't you just get the two things per separate?#and this is coming from a man with severe mommy issues too! I'm a man who lost 3 mother figures (maybe 4 even. prob more)#yet i just don't get it? like. i don't know.#like i dont get it when it's so Genuine ykwim? like sexy mommy daddy age gap shit i do get. i love older people carnally.#but when it is a real intention to have this person fulfill the gap your parents left (I'd have said hole goddamn it that'd have been funnie #r) it's like. do. do you know how hard this can backfire? like i feel it's only more harmful. like idk #like i am no one to say it i am as explicitly stated a certified freak but i really think some people should stop fucking and take an hour #off to go to therapy. just a thought.#like i have my psychological issues mirror into my kinks too I've thought of this deeply (not the cannibalism that's simply me being hungry #although i did make a huge post about hunger but i DIGRESS) but i feel it's different #maybe it's bc im autistic and aro Who Knows maybe this is about intricate social and romantic rituals i just dont get in general

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eebie · 8 months

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i have become a mother now

#this freshman girl who i was briefly in a theater class w #i made a comment a while ago Cos i noticed she was constantly self depricating j was like.#u shouldnt do that Compliment urself instead trust me it’s way brtter . not actually what i said but that was the gist of it #this morning she came up to me i was waitin 4 my teacher to let us in class n she was like .#Hey thank you for telling me that i’ve started complimenting myself instead and it’s Worked. in a rrally short amount of time too #brooo i was overjoyed . That first of all someone actually took what i said 2 heart and Two that it helped them #aaauuuuauuuu!!!!!!!#my rambles #‘im so smart and sexy’ Vs. ‘oh i suck so bad im an idiot’ when u mess up

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aziraphale-protection-squad · 9 months

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right. so. i'm taking the angel and i'm wrapping him in a soft blanket and i'm telling him that NO ONE has the right to touch him without his consent.

no matter how well they know each other and got along previously.

or how angsty the person feels about possibly never seeing him again.

or how much Aziraphale might even possibly WANT to be intimate with that person on some level, someday, when they're okay again.

there are no ways around this:

if he's not READY for it, or if he's not in the MOOD for a kiss, then NO ONE SHOULD BE KISSING HIM. PERIOD.

#pretty sure this is not a controversial statement but the things i've seen some folks say today has been. um.#disheartening to say the least and alarming at worst.#please fucking tell me i'm not the only one who knows assault when they see it even if they find both characters attractive.#like. holy fuck. i love(d) crowley too but what the fuck.#how is THIS being overlooked while Aziraphale is taking all the blame for how shit went down in the finale.#~ooh they finally kissed!!!!!~ ugh but STUPID ANGLE!!! >:( doesn't he know how sexy and emotional crowley is??? he should ENJOY this!!!!#<- some of y'all's apparent attitude and it Concerns me deeply.#call it what it fucking is even if it sucks. it was a violation. period. it's 2023 we don't tolerate Blurred Lines bullshit here.#goddamnit this was my safe fandom and now i'm like. y'all scare me tbh.#i hate fandom drama but the way the majority have elected to ignore a literal assault so they can UWU Sad Demon Puppy their blorbo is just.#what is this? spn???#he was my blorbo too but holy fuck i have lines. i have boundaries. and he crossed them when he crossed Aziraphale's.#if u think u know who this is no u don't #i am conflict avoidant leaf me alone lol #i just need to know that i'm not the only person here who um. respects boundaries and consent and all that. because y'all got me Concerned.#like. i wanna rant about this in my fandom friend groups but they're all UWU CROWLEY DESERVED BETTER so um. i no longer feel safe there tbh #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers #go spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers

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magiefish · 2 years

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[LAST PART]

[NEXT PART]

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Heyyyyy….guess what’s back from the war

And guess who’s not coming back the same after this Chapter :)

For this marks the end of Chapter 1! Wonder who the next chapters going to be…

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garyfischy · 9 months

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my controversial opinion is that the henchmen wouldnt have gay yaoi sex with each other

#think abt it timelinewise the monarch was done w college and interning under phantom limb by the time he started his career #assuming hes around the same age as 24 that'd put him at like 22-23 at the nicesr estimate #well 24 didnt go to college. So younger than monarch? But my point stands that he would have met 21 as a kid #sorry i dont think agegaps are sexy #anyways its not even abt that its that their dynamic isnt even romantic for me #yeah i know the show pokes fun at this #anyways i think theyre both bisexual but both so clueless that they dont rlly discuss it w each other #like i think they both like men but its never brought up #21 likes dudes but doesnt rlly think abt it and buries it in the back of his head. eventually comes around but doesnt tell anyone #24 is like #the most stereotypical closeted story ever. considers fuckin dudes for like 2 seconds. Dies #i dont think theyd suck each others cocks sorry theres funnier dynamics out there #i love making convoluted posts abt characterization that 3 people max are gonna read #I feel this way abt the monarch/21s relationship too #IN GENERAL i like character analysis and rlly gettign the meat of a character down right #but fandom even well meaning fandom tends to compress character relationships and dynamics into simpler ones #Not some kind of unforgivable evil but a bit frustrating #i wanna talk to ppl abt characters i like and their flaws and their ups and downs and their (mildly abusive codependent) relationships with #other characters #but vb fandom is.. not the place for that lol #fish talks

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usareiis · 1 month

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I want a Soobin and Beomgyu unit of them singing something miserable at each other :(

#sorry i am still annoyed by how the yeonbin unit shook out #see the tags on my song link however many days ago for The Lore.#but like a unit sexy song is so DRY for me like red lights covered that you know and it doesn't fit them as good as they execute it #it doesn't fit the concept of the album at all and it feels like it's getting so much attention and hype for something boring #the songs are also way too fucking short and i still feel like beomgyu doesn't get enough lines and the length is exacerbating the problem #i feel like even within the fanbase people are sleeping on most of the members :(#even though i did see a tweet that said they would never do a soogyu unit bc that meant they would have to give both of them more than 2...#...second lines 😭#i do really like this album and all of the members obviously like i am so proud of all of them #every single member has really come into their own vocally this album especially and i just wish hybe would change 5000 things.#don't mind me

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gomacave · 1 month

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i wanna draw a cool sexy pose with swords all cool and shit but the buster sword is so huge and fucking ugly GODDD i love it BUT ITS LIKE THE LEAST SEXY SWORD EVER

#i wanna try my hand at an animatic w sef/ikura where its like in the mononoke hime pose but oh my god THE FUCKING BUSTER SWORD LMFAOOOO #like i want 2 draw seph kissing a sword but. gestures.#in comparison sephs sword is so pretty and thin (way too long) but like at least its sexy #txt #gomaff

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