"Trick or treeeaaat!"

The words didn't register at first as Bishop wondered just how the hell was it possible that trick-or-treaters of all things had managed to penetrate inside a military facility so effortlessly.

He sneered at first, looking down at the little intruder with all the disdain of a man who was about to sign up some very incompetent subordinates as volunteers for genetic research.

"Leave."

*Maniacal cackling while nonstop booping*

"Oh no!"

"HAYDEN NO."

Rook has been successfully disintegrated. Give her a few minutes to pull herself together.

How'd someone as slimy as you get a hairstyle as smooth as that one Psycho Pirate?

"You can thank the talented hair stylist in Gotham who gave me this haircut. They had an eye for color and did beautifully with the length. I'm grateful that they take known villains as customers."

The BOOM, and subsequent up-heave of fireworks and colored chalk that filled the area a few miles away. But in the current location, at a carrier that belonged to Cobra, one (1) chaotic bean slammed against the window. "Oh hey!" They called when they recovered. "Sorry about this."

By no rare chance did they find him in the middle of a rampant tirade with the vessel’s staff. 

“You morons couldn’t keep an inventory straight if sssomeone tattooed the numbers on your foreheads! How are we ssupposed to arm the--”

THUD! The Commander shrieked and recoiled. Yes. A person smashed into his vessel. And called out, alive as the officers beside him.

“...”

“Am I losing my fucking mind?”

@therainbeaubarberbabe has a chance encounter! 

Things have been pretty calm lately...suspiciously so... Life’s a bit skeptical, but they head out to a dimension to go buy some groceries anyways. This place seems...sketchy...or at least they think so when they peek out of the alleyway they exited in. God, they don’t wanna get mugged--

They consider turning back around and going to a new dimension, but they pause. “...” They sense...a presence... They narrow their eyes, pressing their back against the alley wall as they slip a hand into their trench coat, lightly gripping the handle of their revolver. Hm...might be nothing...but they rather be prepared...

“ i’m very tall, i’m at least seven-foot-one, and i will step on each one of you like eggs. “

sonic riders real-time fandub starters !!

Shademan glanced over the other. 

“Either you’re missing several feet, or I’m lacking in perception. The latter, I highly doubt.”

“ i just wanted to close my eyes and see where i ended up. “

“I think you ended up in a rabbit nest,” they replied, looking at the family of rabbits all munching on clover around Hayden.

"Omae wa mou shindeiru *appears behind You*"

“W-What!?” Please give the japanese bean a moment to realize--

“O-Oh w-wait... th-this is... th-that meme, r-right...?”

@therainbeaubarberbabe

Gotham was oddly quiet, or at least it seemed to be for the astral form that flew through the dimly-lit streets. It was her first night exploring the place, so she wasn’t quite sure what the norm really was here. But for all of its reputation as a haven for rogues, she expected near-constant chaos.

Ah well, she was just here to get a feel for the whole place either way. Other things can wait for other times.

“You stop that this instant!”

Sorry, Hayden. You’re getting yeeted.

Did you ever think you'd get your life this together?

“…No, I did not.  Truthfully, I assumed that I would be rotting in Arkham at this age.  Much less raising a family and working a stable and respectable job.”

Who is the worst of the rogues to fight?

“Catwoman, by far.  The Riddler and the Joker are mostly just buffoons with a sadistic streak and not nearly as clever as they think they are.  And the Penguin might be a nasty piece of work, but he’s a pitiful fighter.  But Catwoman is a beast.  I’m not so sure about the one Bruce keeps flirting with, but the Catwoman I know is a vicious woman who’s always hated me for no reason and has put me in the most cruel traps–I still have the scars from those Cats’ Whiskers of hers.  What I wouldn’t give to take a crack at her now…”

"Happy krimis. Its chrisminth. Merry criesis. Happy chrysler."

"Crimbo!"

"Planet destruction? Boring. Lame. Already done. Unoriginal. Scaring everyone by threatening everyone on Earth with increasingly ridiculous schemes? Woke."

“Don’t worry,” he growled, “The citizens of Earth will be put to good use.”

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THE CONTROL POINT HAS BEEN CAPTURED

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--”

Did you think this far ahead in life when you were a show star?

“I never did, no.  I know it was shortsighted of me and that no actor worth a dime today would entertain such a notion, but… at the time, it felt like it would go on forever.  That I could keep acting, never be out of a job or at least out of the spotlight, and keep being able to do what I loved.  Getting old wasn’t really too much of a bother to me.  Getting irrelevant at the same time… that was something else.”