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brennacedria · 6 months

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It's pretty much identical to any other year, but this year I'm not feeling our tree at all. I even tried to refuse to put it up, but Brian was going to if I didn't and at least doing it myself meant I had control over it. 😕

Eta: also yes that's Bulbasaur. He guards the tree every year, tho he's not very good at it. The cats still eat the damned thing every time we turn away

#bren does Christmas #kinda #I'm fine with Christmas itself i just dont want this tree anymore #it's depressing #i love my decorations at work #i actually ran out of space there #anyway no more Christmas posting from me until the 1st #then it'll be ON

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roebeanstalk · 9 months

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reblog to manifest gender euphoria for the person you reblogged this from

#it'll also give you euphoria btw #however you are rn is enough and you're doing enough #you deserve to feel comfortable even when your body doesn't match your identity #smooch

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free-piza · 24 days

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#txt #put your energy where it'll make a difference #i have not and will never be silent about sperling but they are not the smallest in my library #it might be Dachs - which is swiss!#and i love that for me because i understand fuck all it's all just vibes to me #and the vibes are great #muted post

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stealthrockdamage · 7 months

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need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

#twelve retweets. tragic. what the hell. this person was a visionary and they got 12 rts #anyway yeah. i gotta get into a mosh pit. next time i'm at a metal show #my 5'7 estrogenized ass will get smashed into a pulp. it'll be awesome

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orlissa · 1 month

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#I know that it'll start with me sorry #it needs to start somewhere #meme

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crabussy · 2 months

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#WHAT THE FUCK MAN #caps #you're not evil dont worry I love you #BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now #if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe #IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY

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snaxle · 5 months

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btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you're not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat

#og #omg a hit tweet #yes this got flagged as mature. i am not requesting a second review because it'll be declined. o7 #but also im not necessarily upset bc this label means less people see this post and my notifications aren't full of annoying people anymore #YIPEEE

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grauline · 6 months

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finding it necessary to remind everyone that it's seasonal. i promise you it's seasonal. everyone i know is out of their minds right now in some way or another. it's seasonal.

#also thought it was just me being off this week but its not #it'll pass soon . we're okay :)

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itssideria · 6 months

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For my followers living in the UK—it is extremely likely that members of parliament will convene on Wednesday, November 15th, to vote once and for all for whether or not the UK should join the majority of the world's states and vote for a ceasefire to protect the citizens of Gaza.

This is historic. The UK is one of the most powerful nations in the world and on the UN council, and it is one of the few that had been staunchly opposing a ceasefire for the past month. If the UK supports a ceasefire, it would go a long way in securing peace and dignity for the Palestinians.

Please, please write to you MP and demand that they support the ceasefire. Organisations are asking people to implement the idea of "No Ceasefire, No Vote"—let those in power (especially MPs who may not support the idea) know that they will not be voted for in the coming elections if they stand against this.

This is a link that sends the email for you. It takes less than a minute. If you would like to edit it to add your own reasons, do that. And if you're not British, share the hell out of this post.

Free Palestine!

#palestine #gaza #israel #uk politics #free palestine #israel hamas war #israel palestine conflict #SHARE THIS AS FAR AS IT'LL GO!!!!

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hansoeii · 10 months

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head empty, no thoughts. just turtleneck crowley

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i-am-a-fish · 5 months

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every once in awhile someone's going to see you being happy, doing normal cool shit and they're going to get like, REALLY mad at you. it might be a boss, a family member, really anybody who thinks they have authority over you. but listen to me, you might be on this site right now, trying to take your mind off of some shitty interaction or whatever, and maybe you're here to try to feel better.

I'm here to say that everything's going to be okay. if a miserable little creature tries to make you sad for the sake of making you feel sad, don't give em that power. be happy unapologetically, do things that you know are kind and right, don't allow shitty people to get into your head and make you think depressive thoughts.

you've got this shit and I hope you enjoy your scroll

#pep talk to myself but maybe it'll help someone else

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dogesterone · 6 months

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>acquaintance mentions that they think a kink is immoral

>ask them if their judgment is based on material reality or constructed disgust

>they don't understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is material reality and what is constructed disgust

>they laugh and say "its a reasonable judgement"

>interact with them a little bit more

>its constructed disgust

#i wonder how long it'll take before someone who doesnt know the copypasta accuses me of being a 4channer

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epicswagdivorceguy1 · 29 days

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#i purposefully put that last option there #bc i think what happens on these polls is that the 10+ option is too encompassing #so if i reverse the options then it'll look like most users have been here for under 10yrs #thats just a theory though.. a tumblr theoryyyyy #polls

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nerdpoe · 23 days

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"I hired him with a bag of hot cheetos."

"You...hired who?" Joker asked, looking around.

"My bodyguard from my hometown. I hired him." The hostage said, actually sounding bored.

"...There's no one here but you and me, kiddo, and-"

"You and I, actually. His name is Phantom, and he's here right now. Bye."

Then the kid disappeared. Literally. Him, and the bomb he'd been strapped to.

Or; To soothe his parents about his decision to move to Gotham, Danny lied and said he'd bought Phantoms services as a bodyguard with a bag of hot cheetos. Now, whenever he gets into trouble, he just goes invisible and intangible and nopes out.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #danny disarmed the bomb and left it on top of the police station with the batsignal on it #it'll be fine #besides he has a million better things to do than be a hostage #Tucker's debut on that soap opera is coming up and danny isn't gonna miss it

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ryuuna · 6 months

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