season 1 lestat: secretive, dramatic, dangerous, evil 😈 (whore)
season 2 lestat: insane theater 🎭 kid, serving cunt 💅💖, just a 🥺 silly guy, incomprehensible, not a thought 🧠💭 in his mind, 🤰mother is mothering, gorgeous hair 💇🏼♀️, haunting 👻 the narrative with his undead whimsy 🌈🩸, impeccable makeup 💄, slut 💦 for attention, ✨ vibing ✨ (also a whore)
Tired. That's what Claudia feels as she watches her beloved Louis fall for another ancient evil clown with a sad backstory and a sappy, ham-fisted autobiography musical.
Senior citizen regrets calling local psychopath a “rent boy,” more at 11
That face you make when you realize you’ve been treating none other than the vampire fuckin’ ARMAND like shit for several days, and probably won’t be making it to age 71.
All the posters except for the one show poster are real posters from the Grand-Guignol Theatre, edited to look like they’re from the Theatre des Vampires.