i thought we were gonna kiss up here are you still not over your dead girlfriend

its like this, basically

the wettest sloppiest kiss in all of thedas award goes to anders. for mffg-m-mgghh-ahhngh-ing directly into hawke's mouth. for chewing on syllables that aren't there. wake up, be sexy, free the mages, moan into your lover's mouth. panting like a damn dog

Totally normal way to look at your boy best friend as he walks away ‼️

I think there should be a horse girl movie where our plucky protagonist takes on the ~*problem horse*~ at the ranch but instead of being wild and untamable the horse is just really stupid.

the vault dwellerrrrr

A Fort Thitipong Gifset | Cute Puppy on IG Live

evan is the type to be able to watch a while horror movie unfazed and then jump three feet in the air when sm1 startles him

Hello

HELLO MY FLUFFY BEAUTIFUL MUTUAL <3 <3 <3!!! You are so cuddly and safe im- :'( / pos

Wait hold on I need to share my friend's based take on Helen tma

So yknow- most people, you know the fandom Helen design: Spiral Edition

It's the long boi stature with the wide smile, too tall for her own good, seems to have too many edges and corners for a person, yknow

My friend, who does not consume much tma fan content and only recently listened to tma was sharing his Helen design and headcannons and honestly I vibe with it so hard so I'm putting his brain fluids on the site for peer review knowing full well that most people will probably disagree but that's ok

He doesn't draw Helen with any of the spiral!micheal characteristics! And at first I was like "bold move but ok" because the Twink Horror Hands are kind of a staple for spiral shenanigans esp since Helen had taken Micheal's place

But he was explaining how he wanted her to go more down the uncanny person path where she looked like the type of person to be sickeningly sweet, and looked like a Good Friend who is actually manipulative on levels that are incomprehensible to those who grew close

And honestly I hadn't really considered how the difference in manipulation tactics between spiral avatars would impact their design and tbh I'm all for it

Micheal was a very aggressive and sinister type of manipulative, where his whole thing was to run things behind the scenes, everything always leading back to him type

Helen on the other hand, was nice and friendly and got to know you and supported you- until you weren't of use to her anymore. Until you posed a threat. Her whole thing was to get you to trust her and then use that trust to her own benefit

And I could absolutely see how Micheal's incomprehensible body shape with pointy ends and bulging joints that hurt to look at would fit his character

While my friend's design of someone who is your good pal and friend but Slightly Off though you can't put your finger on why would fit her personally

And having that variety in depictions of spiral avatars? Honestly? Good shit. I eat that up. I feel like there's an underrepreentation of spiral avatars that aren't just Long, and having that physical distinction actually goes hard imo

Thinking about having a sleepover with pervert! childhood friend! kai >< You guys have always had sleepovers, It’s not that big of a deal, right? Not when your wearing the skimpiest outfit ever. tight little shorts and a crop top that barely covers you up. The best part is that your not even wearing a bra so he can see the outline of your nipples. The worst part is that he’s popped a boner. Poor baby is already feeling his cock strain painfully against his jeans :( Watching your tits bounce when you win at Mario cart for the 13th time, Kai more focused on you then the game. His needy eyes roaming over your plush thighs, expanding when you sit down. Hiding his hard on under one of the many plushies he’s gifted you. Tsk, tsk, tsk.. what a dirty little pervert. Whining out Hyuka when he’s not paying attention to the game. He doesn’t even realize your calling him out for not paying attention, feeling his cock twitching in his pants at the nickname. This was gonna be a long night…

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS ANON

… respectfully gonna give him a pillow to cover w/

📷 view from…. the orange stage

HARUKAWA WHEN I GET YOU 😭😭😭

Like with Mina and Kiri's middle school classmates, what if we get to see Bakugou's old friends from middle school watching the livestream of Izuku Midoriya, the quirkless kid they used to laugh at, fighting AFO and saving the world?

arthur dragging merlin to training bc he needs a training dummy and who better than an actually dummy (no, merlin, arthur cant train with the knights bc. bc. bc they’re busy. IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT HES THEIR PRINCE/KING AND THEREFORE WILL DO WHATEVER HE SAYS-). merlin picking up on both defensive and offensive skills bc sometimes arthur needs to spice up training and doesn’t need a shield to hit but another sword. arthur and the knights being beaten and tied up but their assailants leave the serving boy free to serve them instead. but it’s not like merlin can just use magic in front of them so he bides his time until he’s able to get his hands on a sword to use against them. they don’t take him seriously (hahaha what can the lanky, wimpy serving boy who was hiding behind a tree during their quarrel do with a sword thicker than his body?). merlin using the skills he developed during training and while studying under gaius as physicians apprentice to strike at just the right spots to absolutely obliterate them

Would anyone want to hear my opinions on dnd classes for life series players?