Eddie: the universe does not scream

The universe: *tsunami almost takes both Chris and Buck* *lightning traps Eddie in the well where he thinks if Buck and Chris* *sniper shoots Eddie in front of Buck where he has to roll under a fire truck and lift Eddie to safety* *lightning temporarily kills Buck and throws Eddie off the ladder*

*Buck and Eddie still not realising they’re in love*

The universe:

The universe: what the fuck do you want me to do next

Why is Oren just ALWAYS there

being brazilian and listening to the magnus archives/protocol has a few unspoken treats. not only is michael distortion uncannily similar to a turma da mônica character, the name O.I.A.R. is basically the spelling of the mineiro dialect’s version of the verb “olhar” (to look) and that’s EXACTLY what they do

it’s 100% unintentional on the writers’ part because how the fuck would they know that — and it’s amazing because it’s also so on point????

me, when all the moments i have been through have led me to this exact place in my life and i realize maybe everything does happen for a reason:

Y’all I’m about to act up so bad in this store

btw for a timeline

rex is very like high school > military > marry high school girlfriend > kid > deployment > kid > gets out of the military > nasa > kid > get cheated on > divorce and reader is high school > move across the world > do coke > find a hot guy to do coke with > get pregnant > shotgun wedding > kid + kid > try to get divorced > kid > get divorced

like maybe it’s just me but no matter what has been wrongfully done to me, no matter how much life has sucked, no matter how depressed I was, I’ve never went “god I wonder why this is all happening to me……..I think I’m gonna listen to this person who’s calling for an eradication of this group of people, that’ll solve my issues”

i saw some hannibal tik tok and i immediately thought about you gsgsjsjbs look at this acc: solusignis and it first video after pinned ones… it’s hannigram…

AHHH NOW I'M GOING BACK TO TIKTOK SKKSKKSS BECAUSE ❗YOU❗ made me do it :') I've looked it up, and god, that editor is truly amazing —pinned edits (esp the one with Hayloft!), and that one you were talking about. God, nonnie, I can't thank you enough for introducing me to such an excellent and talented editor, that also belongs to my all-time favorite fandom 😳 You just-- AHHH I WANT TO HUG YOU SO BAD you know?????? IT'S AMAZING THANK YOU SO SO MUCH I'VE SAVED SOME OF THEM ON MY PHONE TO WATCH FOR LIKE 24/7 BECAUSE THEY'RE SUCH MASTERPIECES AHHH

NONNIE YOU!!! You've made my year :')) AND ALSO THE FACT THAT I WAS THE FIRST THING YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT?? You're such an amazing human being, and I need you to know that I absolutely don't deserve you T^T The fact that you associate me with Hannigram--- IT'S MY FAVORITE COUPLE FROM MY FAVORITE SERIES DO YOU UNDERSTAND?? And the whole Hannibal show aesthetic is what I've built my personality on, as I feel like — I watched it as a teen and it influenced me in all the ways — my interiors (in my real apartment, too!), aesthetic, music taste and even my own vision. So that means so much for me, because Hannibal is a truly masterpiece AHHHH NONNIE T^T

Watching these first few episodes of Succession S4 during the exact two weeks where my older sisters are back in town and I go from being the oldest child to the middle and I'm simultaneously glad to see them and crushed down by their presence is actually so diabolical.

👁️👄👁️

like honestly the amount of Nonsense we say to each other it's fun and great an also hilarious bc sometimes i do say shit to friends w no siblings and they go ??? and i go haha yeah. anyways-

I know I’m in deep in a hyperfixation when I have dreams that my blorbos are real people I can interact with

Somewhere out there, there's an alternate universe where Percy, someone fairly suseptible to the mist, brings home his good friend Tyson to hang out after school and Sally, a very clear sighted mortal, is staring at Tyson like 💧👁️👄👁️

lol I’m back 🫡🫡

AHAHHAHAHAH it's incredible how awkward I become in social situations when there are new people around

I literally don't know what to do with myself at first 😖