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jackals-ships · 2 hours

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also i think Tumblr is telling me it's bedtime,

#jackals barks #... I'm vaguely intrigued

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jackals-ships · 2 hours

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also i think alduin is like. jealous / possessive kinda but just in the funniest ways possible bc he's not gonna Do anything but he is gonna >:c about it

the epitome of "yes my dragonborn IS very handsome and pretty but also fuck you they're mine get your own !!" just looming over their shoulder trying to be intimidating but he's Pouting and it's not working

#jackals barks #ship: make me your deity #you Know jackal is going 'mhm yes i dooo love you' like you do a cat and hes immediately Smug sticking his tongue out at whoever's looking #pov you try to compliment the dragonborn and god sticks his tongue out at you. where the FUCK do you go from that

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jackals-ships · 2 hours

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The dragonborn, a warrior with the body of a mortal and soul a dragon. They are meant to slay Alduin to end his reign.....wait what do you mean they-

todd let me ally with and kiss the dragons. todd you've released skyrim 70 times. todd-

#ship: make me your deity #this is an og ldb jackal but is Close to what they look like right #an alduin saw one (1) lil peek. and went 'this is the prettiest mortal ive laid eyes on. oh there's prettier? ✨wrong✨ hope this helps'#AN YKNOW WHAT WERE BEIN SELF INDULGENT SO HES R I G H T

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jackals-ships · 3 hours

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relatedly to my tags i have multiple slow burn wips so i reread them sometimes + my posted fic an then do in fact. get So Mad. that they're not kissing already

and then have to go "hey brain. hey we wrote that. remember? you did this. you did this to us"

#jackals barks #my brain loud and mad: WHERE KISS? WHY NOT KISS?#me: YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN IT YET !!!#my brain louder: WHERE. KISS. WHERE IS HE. WHERE IS KISSING TIME-

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jackals-ships · 3 hours

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also love writing second person pov only to switch back to third at the end

like you Will exist in his brain you Will experience Whatever The Fuck That Is, and then get the outside experience of "oh they're both stupid. congrats ur perfect for each other. now kiss already chop chop"

#jackals barks #ship: make me your deity #i say chopchop like im Not the one writing the slow burn here

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jackals-ships · 3 hours

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5am can't Sleep so we're writing Self Indulgent Alduin Pov Jackal Face Reveal

"they're beautiful. they're wonderful. you can't stop staring. perhaps this is why they keep their face covered? after all you imagine it would be hard to get anything done when having to fight off mortal suitors."

#jackals barks #ship: make me your deity #yeah alduin buddy dw thats. thats why. not the Body Issues or anything-

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jackals-ships · 6 hours

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made by yours (un)truly

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jackals-ships · 6 hours

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

#accidental homestuck post

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jackals-ships · 11 hours

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god tho the Amount of stuff i never brought up bc i assumed this was something everyone dealt with is wild and also hilarious bc ill say shit sometimes offhanded and momther just goes

#jackals barks #like half the time i say stuff an she goes 'i mean thats normal- dont make that face. dont tell m- ITS THE AUTISM AGAIN?'#the other half she goes '.........bitch WHAT-?'

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jackals-ships · 11 hours

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relatedly to lrb it's only been like the past couple years out of hs and talking w momther that's like Oops! Jackals Has A Math Based Learning Disability Probably! Oopsie Daisy! that's why i do math Weirdly

#jackals barks #i always thought it was so funny an weird. bc momther did calculus in college **for fun**#an i was struggling w addition bc i couldn't figure out the bigger number and man FUCK geometry in particular #but everyone was like 'oh dw itll click eventually' so i was like 'okay. itll click. why isn't it clicking. w. why isn't it clicking???'#an i never brought up the Specifics of my struggles bc I assumed. yknow everyone handles math this way an then it clicks #an then i finally offhandedly mentioned it to momther an she went 'y. you *what*' an i went :D what do you mean what

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jackals-ships · 11 hours

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#placing here as well;#7+7 = 14 so 7+8 = 15 #20+40 = 60 +15 = 75 #which ive been told is 'weird' *i* think its effective !!

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jackals-ships · 12 hours

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sitting here going

it is Overcast and Humid f/os gimme kiss on my lil hurting head

#jackals barks #im jus saying also if i got kidnapped by a hot alien i wouldn't object #cannot have barometric pressure change headaches in space #probably #idk how space works bc He Is Scary

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jackals-ships · 2 days

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#every one of this dudes replies are more unhinged btw im sitting here like 👁️👁️

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jackals-ships · 3 days

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in today's wtf is jackals life news i may have to go throw down with a neighbors kid <- this is a joke

under a read more jus bc it's Rambly

so the tiniest fry has been coming home lately in some kind of Funk, wouldn't tell us why which fair enough even if it's frustrating. he's always been a super private kid + like Same. so i assumed it was that "im 11 almost 12 I got Big Feelings in my Tiny Lil Body" kinda deal

EXCEPT FUCKING TODAY I FOUND OUT WHY

Travis has the habit of hanging out in his car b4 visits which like weird but whatever. worked out today tho. cuz lil man rides the bus right, and he apparently got off the bus hauling ass

freaking the fuck out too, cuz apparently one of the neighbor kids was fucking chasing him yelling?? and i call him tiny fry both bc he's my youngest sibling and for 11 he's Small, we're all waiting for him to pull a middle fry and get Rudely up to 6ft

the other kid slows down tho once Travis steps out the car and is like ?? what are you Doing chasing an 11 yr old off the bus, kid apparently starts yelling at Travis which is funny but also a dumbass move + i don't know Exactly what was said on either side but the kid went to his house, Travis came in and was like again; what the Fuck was that about

turns out this has Been a problem for the past few days, the chasing is new but the kids also shoved him almost into the dumpster yesterday and has generally been a dick. which we knew there was Some friction but we didn't know it escalated, thought it was a like "kids saying dumb shit w/out thinking" type of deal

so now im like Ah. I Have To Go Beat A Child,

#jackals barks #like ik tiny size isnt a Saint god knows he says shit that makes me wanna lose my mind #but once you get Physical or *try* to get physical thats when im like oh! okay! so you've chosen fighting!

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jackals-ships · 3 days

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