Yeah okay I think we need to go back to "watch movies before criticizing them" as a general rule

this is his post now

when hell breaks loose,

your arms are my cocoon

so how messed up would it be if while Sir Pent is in heaven the angels are like

"one of the highlights of heaven is that you can be with anyone you want!"

and an angelic version of Cherri appears - he runs to her, overjoyed, throws his arms around her, relieved she's okay - but then - as she gushes about how much she's always loved him and wanted to be with him - realizes it's not real. she's not real.

the angels don't get why this is sick.

Phylum Round 1

Chordata: All animals with a backbone (Vertebrata), but also some invertebrates. Chordata includes fish, birds, mammals, reptiles, and amphibians, but also sea squirts and lancelets. All Chordates have a notochord (supportive rod-like structure), a hollow dorsal nerve cord, pharyngeal slits (for filter feeding/breathing), a post-anal tail, and an endostyle (feeding organ) or thyroid (hormonal gland). Interestingly, many Chordates have overcome the need to raise their young in water by laying shelled eggs or carrying young within the womb. Fur, feathers, and scales are all unique adaptations found within Chordata. This phylum exhibits remarkable diversity overall.

Entoprocta (Kamptozoa): Goblet Worms or Nodding Animals. These small cup-shaped animals filter feed using the ciliated tentacles surrounding the "rim". Their most distinctive feature is their "nodding" behavior on their long thin stalk. They can live in marine, brackish, or rarely freshwater habitats. While they closely resemble Bryozoans, they differ in that their anus is located inside the ring of tentacles, rather than outside. Some Entoprocts can live on top of other organisms, taking advantage of the mobility and food-bearing water currents.

Madame Web is the film of all time, cannot recommend it enough. THIS is the type of movie we need in our trying times!!!!! Every superhero movie should be this fun and bad I am dead fucking serious.

drew this back when people were talking about how totk rated on metacritic. these two kings would never fight

「resurrection butterfly -80% reflowering-」

🌸prints🌸

ever since u said vals sort of a cuck whenever i see that hotel chair meme i think of him. its CRAZY

NO but ACTUALLY THOUGH! That meme had been absolutely RUINED for me now!

Valentino is like. Such a weird spot you know? Because he's canonically possessive as fuck, but he also objectifies, like... everyone. Like, I mean, since I have a prime account I don't know what the pirating scene for Hazbin is which is why I've been reblogging and linking clips for you guys, but like... Val will literally be rapid cycling like actually potentially fucking manic or just drug related emotional dysregulation

like have you guys heard his fucking voice-mails like the canonical voicemails he will leave on Angel's phone????

The clip ends too fucking early but Valentino's final voicemail is him literally saying "do you really think an addict whore like you is worth loving?" and it fucks Angel up emotionally and makes him depressed

Valentino will watch you get fucked by other people BUT it has to be completely with his consent and on his terms or else it's like you're being STOLEN from him, you're being DIRTIED. For you to fuck someone else without his permission, to put it crassly, is like his personal sex toy being used by a completely random who-knows-how-unwashed person who puts it back in his belongings without washing it first like EW NO GO AWAY he practically shoves you into a decontamination bath

Like yandere or at least possessive Valentino is over here "ummm hmmmyeah Angie sweetie baby, I need you toooooooo get raw dogged by this group of drug smugglers so I can get a discount on coke. Wait, what's my baby doing over there? Is she KISSING someone?! Bitch YOU KNOW you have to get TESTED now, get your ASS over here or I'll kill that guy's entire family!!!" and he treats you like a leper the entire trip to his private doctor because I'm sure the Vs have some rich concierge doctor shit going on

Angelic 𓆩♡𓆪

OH MY JOD my girl Cherri Bomb is back!!! Where have you been? 😭😭 I missed you!!

Late OCs as Horror Themes/Tropes, Ships as Tarot Cards, and 15 Lines or Less Tag

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You can find the OCs as Horror Themes/Tropes quiz here and the Ships as Tarot Cards quiz here. One OC for the first quiz, Two Ships for the second quiz, and three OCs for five lines each for the 15. The results and lines are below the cut:

DISCORD, THE MAD KIN OF CARNAGE (A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore and the Unnamed Original Works Trilogy)

Discord was a second-generation reality bender (or more commonly known as "Kin"), and one of the most devastatingly powerful as well. His very presence was capable of reverting anything and everything around him back to its basic essential form/s (until it became rusted, rotten, and/or dust and eventually nothing at all). Had technically been killed during the Extermination Purge War, however, Arcane Urias' Chapter of the Occult, a group of warlocks, liches and dark magic users that aimed to preserve ancient magic (regardless if it was forbidden or destructive) and bring back the Old Kin (which mostly consist of the extinct first, second and third generations, as well as some fourth) to rule over the Multiverse once again, had found a way to bring back Discord, in a universe where Earth had been ravaged by nuclear war. NOTE: This result kind of describes how Discord's second death more-or-less is like.

THE BAPTIST AND THE QUOKKA [JOHN SEED X NADI SINCLAIR] (Far Cry The Silver Chronicles)

While Nadi and John have this "loyally serving the other while yearning for each others love but beating around the bush due to bad timings and stuff and still caring and possessive of the other to an obsessively unhealthy degree"... I will have to say that Nadi's affection isn't John's only priority; Joseph and his family plus the project is John's focus and is probably what he would choose over Nadi. Nadi though views John as the person who gave her something to believe in again, to put her skill and faith in (especially after losing faith in the military and governments after the events of Call To Arms), so to her, Eden's Gate' faith is personified by John. But if either lose each one another, it will greatly impact the other's life.

HAOYU ANABUKI X ICARUS GALATOS (Life, Despair & Monsters)

Ah yes, another main LGBTQ+ couple I made to add to my collection alongside Sonya and Jennifer. Haoyu (Non-Binary, 25) and Icarus (Male, 23) fit each other well. At first both thought the other was a jerk. However, both got to know each other, related about their experiences with distant, long-lost and/or found family (Haoyu with their father, mother and Monika plus the Literature Club, and Icarus with his parents, siblings, alters and the Dupain-Cheng Family), coming to terms with their personal lives (Haoyu with their ability to open portals and travel through reality breaches, and Icarus plus his alters with the ability to switch dimensions with this magic fungus dude named Hatter whom one of the alters had eaten inadvertently on a dare), as well as near-death experiences (Haoyu with the Ruins of the Midnight Rise, and Icarus with Evermond Scowlzka trying to dissect him and his alters to get Hatter) plus their encounters with Sir Enigma Malvolio (Haoyu is Malvolio's foil and therefore targeted as a rival, and Icarus, while never meeting Malvolio until much later, had seen the aftereffects of Malvolio putting the essence of the Court King into a close friend of his, Marinette Dupain-Cheng). They also manage to work through each other's flaws; Icarus was reserved and arrogant but self-sacrificing (hence the requirement for his alters, Hatsukami Hinode and Xavier Tulip), and Haoyu was bold and selfish yet unambitious. Icarus teaches Haoyu how to be driven, pointing them towards a goal beneficial to not only them, but everyone, while Haoyu taught Icarus how to listen and take care of himself more, as well as be open-minded. Wherever they end up after the fight with the Ruins of the Midnight Rise, know that they're both at least together.

15 LINES, 5 EACH FOR 3 OCS IN THE UNTITLEDVERSE

Calvin Darling (The Perfect Storm saga)

"Ah, back in this shit again?" He grumbles, getting up.

"Haven't you learned by now? "Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before the fall"," Calvin quoted, "Try to checkmate that, you pompous dick."

"I need a drink," Calvin pauses, reminding himself of another task, "But first I shall pray."

"Mario! I'm a cartoonist, not a mechanic."

"...I'm simultaneously impressed by how smart you can be but also disappointed in how stupid you are."

Rick Thompson (The Omniscience Rule saga and The Ender saga)

6. "I don't remember hunting down clowns to be part of the initiative...?" 7. "My dream came true Ma... I am IN a Musical." 8. "Ms Darling, if I may compliment outside of regulations, you're stunning beauty is increased tenfold by the stellar addition of grime and demons blood." 9. "I may be an agent, but I'm no where near professional." 10. "Ian Graveheart is the kind of man Pa described as the worst combination you can give a loaded weapon without safety on... legs and batshit insanity."

Urijah Calaghan (The UnTitled Stories (from The Omniscience Rule saga) and The UnTitled Ventures saga)

11. "You don't matter. Nothing matters. Nothing except this mission." 12. "How cruel are our lives where we must live out a path hostile to our treading feet as the unknown entities above and beyond mock and degrade us? And what fate awaits us then? Release? Freedom? Death? A second round for your soul to enter the world again and go right back into the cosmic mechanism that grinds us down again and again and again like a broken carousel? Or a decrepit record stuck spinning on the same tune? But that's only if you're lucky enough to die." 13. "My mission is to release us, painlessly and mercifully, from the one who holds onto us; the Hand at Fate's Table, one abhorrently callous and cruel enough to take pleasure in the suffering he puts us through." 14. "You must find this tiring. For a man to commit himself against an endless stream of challenges for what is ultimately a short speck of time in our universes must come at a great unnecessary cost to your body. Do you not wish to rest, Joaquin? Wouldn't it be best to live the final minutes of your life resting? Taking a moment to hold your family one last time before our Peace?" Urijah softly questioned. 15. "That doesn't matter," Urijah softly breathes out with a smile, hot air colliding against the cold breeze as the countdown reaches its conclusion.

do u guys think blu demo and red soldier would be also be best friends. because i think blu demo and red soldier would be also be best friends

He says he’s 5’10 but I don’t believe him