angrypedestrian
The Angriest Pedestrian
Zach/an old and bitter transsexual of the he/him persuasion (my primary blog is fuckyeahqueermusic, so if that one follows or likes yr post, it's me!)
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If you have shared it with someone else or didn't finish the whole thing, select a "yes" option. Select the option that best describes your experience with cigarettes.
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#i think maybe once or twice#it is decidedly not For Me#but also good on all of y'all who haven't at all#YOU BETTER NOT BE VAPING THO
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you
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‘DON’T TALK TO THE MEDIA ABOUT DIY HRT’
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#if you're a trans person don't talk to journalists in general#ESPECIALLY if they're asking about shit like this
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been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter
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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside
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Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit
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whenever you ask your friend who’s really into JPEGs “hey which one do i start with is the newest one fine” they always go "no start with rudy time"
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Reinventing Your Exit | Underoath
#i cannot bring myself to go to the Worst Venue In The World for this one#but I was tempted if only to scream this chorus as loud as possible#muzak
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it’s been four years since I last watched through all of Hannibal & I still think about the episode set in West Virginia where they’re literally at the beach. The beach in Grafton WV. A town notably 1,000 feet above sea level & roughly 200 miles from the nearest seawater
Like….was it supposed to be a lake….
is this perhaps what someone at NBC thinks a lake in the Appalachian mountains looks like
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taylor: *deleting one concise phrase to add three competing images that overcrowd the song and don't leave her space to breathe or let a moment land* do you think the tiktokers will keep calling me emily dickinson
jack antonoff: *cranking up the brightness on a synth that sounds like sharpening a dull blade on a wet stone* you're so fucking smart
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