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Big Man bringing in the receipts.
#hope splatlands has universal healthcare#carrying the others' last two of their brain cells big man#the only one with a brain big man#0 K chill shiver#deep cut#fryver#shivrye#shiver x frye#frye x shiver#shiver#frye#big man#splatoon 3#splatoon#shiver hohojiro#frye onaga#frye splatoon#shiver splatoon#Currently visiting family out of state so I drew a quick little shit post#I'm still working on the summer frye/shiver ten pieces illustrations.#yall know making it really pretty. GL shojo pretty. its self-care.#this summer shiver be looking way too handsomeGHIKSFGHAKSRHGHKFHKWFHVHOOEVrftgvwertgwwtgwrwrttgh246h23rbb25bbgbsrtttttt 😤😤😤#why am I so gay for the mascs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I post work in progress on twitter and instagram#marie cuttlefish#callie cuttlefish#squid sisters#off the hook#marina ida#pearl houzuki
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shoutout to Nicasia for being the only one who figured out Jude was the mastermind behind the coup. Orlagh, Madoc, and Balekin, the Big Brained Centuries Old Antagonists, as well as the rest of Elfhame, all convinced her she was wrong so she gave up on trying to prove it after a while but the way she made Jude sweat was soooo girlbosses supporting girlbosses
#k calling balekin big brained is a stretch but he is supposed to know more about the entire thing than NICASIA#everyone else was like ''oh poor little jude tangled in a situation she isn't capable of handling all because she was useful that one time'#while nicasia was foaming at the mouth screaming ''NO YOU DON'T GET IT IT WAS HER IT WASN'T CARDAN SHE DID SOMETHING TO FORCE HIM INTO IT''#man i love twk. by far the best of the trilogy. what a cool book#tfota liveblog#now i could keep going and monologue about how repeatedly across books cardan and nicasia know each other so well and know how each is gonn#act or react in a situation and how the reason she was the only one who knew the truth was because she was the only one who got to see his#vulnerabilities and wishes but i'm not gonna do that bc it's 2 am <3<3<3<3<3
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i really really really like that elora, bear, willie jack, and cheese are all still friends in the end. none of them got together romantically. theyre really close and they love each other so much and theyre friends. i was so afraid that when bear and elora had that moment in the chapel they were going to confess feelings for each other but they didnt. theyre friends and they love each other and arent afraid to say it. they hugged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and theyre friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i just finished catching up with rez dogs and the series finale#oh man#i am sososososo glad theyre all just. one big happy family#THEYRE FAMILY!!!!!! AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!#sorry my brain doesnt work right now so have what i can offer#i am feeling very acearo right now#reservation dogs#willie jack#elora danan#bear smallhill#cheese reservation dogs#rip cheese he doesnt have his own tag#also good for big and bev#also also i Did Not expect uh. bear and jackie to get together but good for them too#sorry more rambling but#i am so grateful that we got a show about family and friends and community and that there was no overarching or even side plot about romanc#not only that but the main characters arent siblings and i dont even think theyre actual cousins#so the fact that EVEN THEN none of them got together is a blessing and i love you sterlin harjo thank you for this#i know theres other shows where theres an overarching theme of family but like#it ends up being a given because theyre related and it would be weird to ship them#but AGAIN#4 characters. not related. same age. sexualities never discussed. stay friends. and then become CLOSER FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!#achshdhskfjdh im just repeating stuff please just take this
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Charles, walking into MC and Vlad’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.
MC: What was it about?
Vlad: No, don’t ask him that!
MC: Why not?
Vlad: Cause he’ll answer!
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp vlad#ikevamp charles#ikevamp mc#ikevamp incorrect quotes#i am convinced charles will live and die(?) a baby girl#albeit a very traumatized and hecked up one but a BBG NONETHELESS#i also will just never be over the purebloods like 'Yes I Am An Adult'#and then MC shows up and they're like 'its hoochie time. everybody GET OUT OR GET MAULED'#truly ikevamp captures the only spirit of vampires that matters to me: possessive and unbridled desire#and if you must know i absolutely imagined charles in like. adorable period footsie jammies#with those big round wet sad eyes holding a plushie bat vlad gifted him years ago#man im sobbing bc my brain was like: you fool. you forgot to add the funniest bit of all#faust skulking around behind the doorway like 'rookie mistake mc--you never ask charles what's wrong'#meanwhile he's already concocting some shit to help charles sleep more peacefully at night#I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE JOHANN.
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btw i love that in Nandermo aus, where Nandor is a normal, good, human boyfriend - he's basically just Kayvan 🧡
#wwdits#nandermo#kayvan novak#nandor#i ordered one big goofy puppy dog man and i am not disappointed#but there's something amusing abt how nandor translated as an average human#is incapable of inhabiting nandor's other traits because they only work in the heightened comedy world of wwdits#otherwise it /really/ is horror#it rly gets you thinking abt how complex nandor is and the breadth of range you can experience him#he goes from love sick puppy to cruel prideful selfish prince to the aggressive bloodlust of a true monster#i love his fucked up lil brain#anyways#im being distracted from expressing my love for human au nandor who is basically kayvan as brandon fraizer from george of the jungle!#ie the perfect himbo#omg kayvan would have made a fucking amazing george of the jungle i cant unthink this
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there are a couple changes i would make to the keyboard if i could:
wiggly exclamation mark
bleeding heart emoji
varying snake emojis (more poses would be fun)
question mark with a little heart for the dot bc, well,
more explosions
and that is all thank you
#just me hi#i need these a lot#wiggly bc it makes a lot of sense#i am saying something but with a sort of ~~~~~~ to it!!#/bleeding heart because the other night (it musta been about 3 a.m.) i was looking for an emoji to really get my point across and i sadly#realized that i had imagined the existence of it. the disappointment was immense <//3 hfhs#/SNAKES. need i say more? :>#do i know a lot about them? not yet. am i scared of them? yes. but i love them a lot thanky#/i am asking a question but it's with love#<3#/explosion emoji my beloved#we NEED to diversify hfhsvb#a mushroom cloud would be cool :3 or one that clearly has shrapnel in it#or one with a little heart that's like the exploding head emoji. because it's like that#i'm mentioning hearts a lot bc the heart is willing but the brain is. trying#//anyway in the other newsings i'm remaking those pi.e refs again lmao 👍#ik they're only so many months old but man i changed some of the designs a bit during those months hfhs#funny how i made refs because i thought 'oh i haven't changed their designs in forever - it's not like it'll happen anytime soon yea?'#and then..........#oath's design has changed the most minimally during these - how many ? two‚ three-ish years - so i thought Ahh nothin'll happen#but Then--#aura has morphed So many times - she was at least 3 different people before i actually Got her so hfvhs <3#kinda knew that would happen. but she's actually changed the least so Lollll#hid's usual look has not changed at All - only his actual form‚ which i tweak every second day or something#and i've neglected kira so badly fvfsh - so now i've added and removed and swapped things for her in worldrecord time ! i think i've got he#in a way i like though so :D#but bc of all these changes now i gotta make new refs bc they are Inaccurate#not a big deal. but oh it IS#wonder how long it'll take me this time lol :) only one way to know ehegh#//anywho ciao ! i've got the things and stuffs to be doing.. ooo toodles :33
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Sorry if you’ve already answered something like this! how does Warrior Bites work into the initial journey in TNP? I don’t recall how long the journey to the sun drown place took, but I feel like with how cooked food is preferable due to diseases and parasites, did Bramble and co have to get dewormed when returning to the clans? Or perhaps the Tribe could help them with that on their way back, as a thanks for how they help drive out Sharptooth?
I feel like it’d be difficult to sneak out with extra rations with how the Clans were struggling, plus it’d be difficult to carry all the tools required to cook every time they set up camp. It’d be easier for them to eat their prey raw, at least during certain parts of the journey.
Would also be an interesting opportunity to introduce the cast to different foods, too! Rogue groups in twolegplace using vegetables from gardens for flavor, for example. I couldn’t find if there’s salt beds in English mountains, but if there is the Tribe would have way easier access to it than the Clans do. I bet they’d have wildly different cuisine as a result.
Sorry for the long winded ask but your ideas tickle my autistic brain just right fjahfhsh
The Tribe mountain MUST have salt under it, right? The Appalachians and the Caledonians are the same mountain range split up by tectonic shift and I know there's salt in the Appalachians because it's, like, pre-life-on-earth old right? Hangon
*le googel*
YEP there's a lot of salt in Cheshire, one of the counties I use as a model. Which I could have just learned by googling "uk salt mine." However, my brain is a rube goldberg machine.
The Sundrown Patrol DEFINITELY needed a deep cleaning! They would be full of fleas, probably be carrying a couple of bad knots or a couple of mats, and one or two of them definitely caught worms. Probably Squirrelpaw tbh, knowing her impatient little butt (affectionate).
The Tribe wouldn't do a deep deworming though, because that takes time and the Clan cats would want to get home as quickly as possible. They just stayed for the quick celebration to gather some rations and planned to leave... but then the appearance of Sharptooth changed their plans.
(btw if you wanna see how the Sundrown Patrol's Journey to the Lake goes in Bonefall TNP, I made a map and a synopsis!)
Setting up a basic cooking fire wouldn't be TOO hard though! You just keep a couple of sticks to use as spits and roast your prey over the open fire, like either a roast or a marshmallow. Beats dealing with tapeworms for the whole trip.
Funny enough I actually think it's Crowfoot/feather who's the main cook of the little patrol, I keep feeling like Mudclaw was a pretty good chef. He would have passed that onto Crow.
Tawnypelt: "It's almost sunrise, Crowfoot is late... if he doesn't come soon we'll have to go without him."
Crowfoot: "Hold your hedgehogs I'm here. I was making tunnelbuns for the trip."
Squirrelpaw: "Where- what-- how did you do that so fast??"
Crowfoot: "youre weeeeeeeeelcome."
Stormfur: "Hang on, you didn't steal from your own Clan in famine, did you?"
Crowfoot: "??? I mashed my personal larvae stash to make into travel rations and this is the thanks I get??? you think my clanmates were gonna keep my mealworms alive while I was gone?? Mousebrain!"
Brambleclaw: "Yuck, who wants to eat mashed bugs?"
Squirrelpaw hiding how appetizing it sounds because her buddy Sorreltail opened her eyes to how good grasshoppers can taste.
#Sundrown Patrol#Clan Culture#Warrior Bites#Bonefall TNP#Bonefall Rewrite#I have a theory that what REALLY tickles an autistic brain is the ability to learn and apply knowledge in fiction#Because it's kinda like a sort of sorting y'know?#Knowing and keeping track of a big cast is like making boxes in your mind and organizing them#And the more little details you can figure out and apply creatively it's like solving a puzzle#Only there's no one answer so you can just solve the jigsaw FOREVER#BEST possible jigsaw EVER#And food's just fun!!#I love eating and cooking and imagining people eating and cooking#man warrior bites makes me hungry
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Norman’s potential “redemption” arc in my head is just him really deciding to lean into his desires to be a dad and adopting the whole crew LMAO
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#my art#described#dimension 20#dimension 20 a starstruck odyssey#a starstruck odyssey#norman takamori#margaret encino#skip takamori#he’s there a lil bit :)#by ‘Skip snitched’ Margaret’s referring to how she burst into tears when Skip simply said ‘you’re important :)’#since that was their first interaction it was one of the first things Skip showed back to Norman so yeee he knew LMAO this is still genuine-#-dgmw but Norman essentially interpreted that as ‘oh this girl needs to be told she’s important and appreciated more often huh.’#which is CORRECT.#I jst really like exploring like. an in-therapy Norman cus the man needs it holy shite. but genuinely working on being better with people-#-and the crew being most affected by that and how they’re affected and what not. it’s just good fun :)#also big permanent brain scar in Norman fanart my beloved (-> I’m like the only one I know who’s doing this)
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*watching Scott’s witchcraft smp episode 2*
Scott: “Thunderstorms used to bring me comfort, but... not anymore. They were his favorite thing, so... it just reminds me...”
Me: *thinks of all the minecraft characters I know of who likes thunderstorms*
Me: .......Joel??????????? .......Grown-up Hermes?????????????? WHO THE FUCK IS “HE” SCOTT???????????
#witchcraft smp#wcsmp#wcsmp scott#scott smajor#literally who is this dead man#joel and hermes are the only ones I know of who has a relation to thunderstorms#but I don't believe it's them#I am not big-brained enough to figure out this mystery person#pj chats
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so why is nobody talking about the fact that the song is not only sexist but also racist? like WHAT the fuck who at hybe was stupid enough to let white men write a song and put a racist and sexist Asian stereotype in it and went "oh yeah checks out"??? it's not even a matter of saying the song is bad at this point! it's fucking awful! who the fuck thought it was a good idea genuinely i have questions. who the FUCK.
#honestly I wasn't gonna voice my opinion on the song but it's even worse that i thought#jesus fucking christ#im so angry#isn't it bad that jk is choosing to do bad white ppl music does he have to like go all the way and let the white man on it go all racist???#like what the FUCK goes on in his brain or does he so badly understand the lyrics he didn't get what ABG was about? PLEASE#honestly at this point y'all cannot defend him#not only does he put out a sexist song AGAIN but this time he adds racism too#ugh I cant fucking stand this im so pissed#3d#3d jungkook#jeon jungkook#BTS#anti big hit#Anti hybe#at this point im gonna become anti jungkook tbh he sounds more and more like another sexist bro who just doesn't give a fuck about anything#literally the only one in this band who's not disappointed me is namjoon#wooooow im so pissed I should not have given a single stream to that mess
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thinking about
if we assume arthur met eliza somewhere in 1888 or 1889 then isaac would be like 25/26 in 1914
thinking about jack riding around new austin one day and seeing some big ole bitch stumbling around in the desert and theres a specific vibe to him that he cant figure out
#sorry for being cringe#i will draw this trust me#why 1888? because its a lot more comfortable thinking of a 25~ish year old arthur sleeping with a 19 year old than an any older one#anyway#i just love the idea of isaac somehow having survived or something#and growing up into a big ole dolt with a brain only housing silliness#i could create a man so goofy. and sill.y#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#isaac morgan#would that be his tag? idk#arthur morgan#jack marston#eliza rdr2
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OK FROTHING AT THE MOUTH NOW
"something to fight for" and the dance are definitely the most overt examples but I am vibrating about this! I have so many thoughts I can't hardly begin to express!!!
#girl genius#page react#do you have any idea how full of speculation on this man's neuroses my brain is right now???#it's!!!!!!! in here#can I point at all the scenes where he praises Gil or compares the two of them (generally coming up Gil when sincere#and himself only in bombast???)#Can I point at the scene where Our weasel- the one known for his 7 layer intrigue and fine attention to skullduggery-#needed Violetta to explain why he was not automatically going to lose Agatha to Gil and was in fact a Superior Political Suitor???#and the bit right after Agatha saves him from the augmented Wasp Queen where even when he's making a big romantic declaration of intent-#he's also talking up how impressive Gil is??#God they are So Poly#if this is bait I am caught#hook line and sinker and though I may die I enjoyed the meal
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Oh jesus wait! Only now that something might finally be starting with Carol and Daryl did I suddenly think.. what if Daryl was aroace tho. and now I'm just-
#I'm sorry but why did this massive big-brain thought come to me NOW.#after I've been holding out for Caryl#and now that it seems to be actually becoming a thing finally#BECAUSE LISTEN#It was always just one-sided joke flirting from Carol#and he'd always respond with a 'lol. stop.' They're clearly best friends I mean they used that exact phrasing themselves.#but I was taking that as 'for now..'#and look Daryl is the only adult main character who don't be fuckin. At any point ever.#but yknow what! either way this turns out I'm happy#Besties? hell yeah. Dating? hell yeah.#*I'm* aroace. the hell is the matter with me what was I thinking-#twd liveblog#the walking dead#the walking dead spoilers#their friendship bracelet scene got to me ok.#look I know this'll never be anything but a headcanon because. c'mon. like this show would even acknowlege aroace people.#let alone for the leading man#but if he and Carol don't end up together that's my hc and I'm sticking to it
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ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝟝𝟡𝕥𝕙 𝔹𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕁𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 ℍ𝕖𝕥𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕝𝕕!
#james hetfield#metallica#plsss i know these suck#but i wanted to contribute to my main mans bday :’)#i have been searching all day to find the right words to explain how much this man means to me#but alas brain is still empty because the love i have for him surpasses any thought my tiny brain can come up with#59 and the finest of wines#he sounds so good he plays so good he looks damn good#your music & personal struggles have resonated with so many people around the world and we cannot thank you enough <3#happy birthday big man <3#i hope it’s the best one yet!!!#it’s only 6pm aug 2nd#so not his bday here yet#but it is in some parts of the world so i’m posting it#also he’s smiling in all of the gifs i didnt realize til now 🥺🥺🥺🥺#loml
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yeah yeah i got recommended that Henry Cooldown analysis video whatever. i am still not over people comparing Henry to a medieval knight, NOT even taking the time to unpack that said mental image of a knight is 'mostly' associated with the British Monarchy*, an extension of its Empire that *checks notes* did a long list of atrocities like imperialism and colonialism, and also (multiple) genocides.
Henry is NOT British, he is Irish. Although considering the history of Ireland and how poorly the British Empire has treated them (amongst SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES AND DIASPORAS), yeah it's NOT surprising that an Irish man like Henry is essentially forced to adopt quote on quote 'British sensibilities' to 'survive'. <- intentional imagery or not, the implications are not lost on me.
Like okay, calling out the comparison is cool but it sure would be nice if people went further to unpack what that means and implies in the long term. you know, like ACTUAL CRITICAL ANALYSIS?!
#I COULD do a whole essay about this. but i don't have the spoons to do so.#this is were i drop the big ball of information about me because fun fact! I am IRISH AND SCOTTISH. AND GREEK. so like.#so yeah i REALLY don't like the british#i hope in alternate universe i make youtube video essays about no more heroes and successfully argue how its about inter-generational traum#shallow rambles#nomoreposting#technically I was quite surprised by being recommended it. but looking at the comments i realised that their interpretation#is like the buy the books obvious surface level analysis of henry's character. not actually. thinking about the deeper things#behind his character. like. are we really going to ignore how his memories were wiped when he was adopted? okay.#to me henry is an example of someone finally confronting their trauma. how they cope is a whole other thing but henry is second#to jeane (the sister) that actually takes the time to confront the trauma although unfortunately this is mostly implied off-screen#travis BARELY acknowledges how fucked up it was for him and his siblings to be split apart and raised by different families#this got really fucking personal and i don't think anyone has actually cared enough to even consider the historical subtext#of these characters but that's just my take.#also i'm not fucking listening to a man explain to me what henry is. you know in a filmbro way. i have my own brain and interpretation and#that is all that matters to me. if you liked the guys video that's fine but honestly i am just not that interested in the essay.#you like henry for the rivalry trope. I like henry for other reasons that are open ended. we are NOT the same.#btw not EVERYTHING is about kill the past. it feels so reductive to ONLY analyse suda's work as a connected series#because it implies each one can't stand on their own merits!! that's NOT good analysis!! his work can stand on their own individually!#*about the whole knight and british monarchy thing there are other knights in other countries but unfortunately we only#think about knights in a VERY british-centric way. just thought to bring that up.#no i wont make a video essay about any of this i value my anonymity.#no i won't apologise for waking up and choosing violence today
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Now I pretty much like lying and being and hypocrite so here is a COMPILATION that I made of scenes from the episode "Father of the Bob" I put a minimum of effort on this so I hope for myself to not freak out.
Yeah this is about Big Bob and Pete... no comments.
#bob's burgers#no one dare to judge me#only the gods can judge me#why do I ship this two big older man?#well i think i just answer your question#they just get each other so much#i dont know why my brain love this it just happened#Pete is just as dense as Big Bob#they get each other!#the moment “like a son of a bitch” is just so precious to me#and to see that Pete really loves Bob's Family#and that Linda and the kids also very much like Pete#the kids would love to have this man as their second Pops#and he is just always by Big Bob side#but also trying to be the moderator between Big Bob and Junior#Oh and the “now shake that pudding” is just one of my personal fav moments#so yeah leave me alone with my delusions#im cringe but im free
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