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the real protagonist

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

“Could L have stopped Walter White”

“Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Kira”

Blah blah blah ENOUGH. We have to ask the real questions—

Could Saul Goodman get Light off? And barring that how much would Light’s sentence be reduced?

i’m on my period so i gave light yagami period cramps to make me feel better

death note if it was a slasher lol... smile, L

modern day dunmeshi characters would absolutely go to cons together. marcille convinces falin to cosplay as dar-clan characters together (falin still hasn't finished the books). laios wears his chimera fursuit. chilchuck is looking for trinkets his daughters wouls like. senshi is working at a food truck a block away because cons make people so hungry

I haven't read death note in like 13 years but hear me out

there are monsters nearby

What a distinguished gentleman, I sure hope he isnt a mass murderer :3

this is how it feels sitting through scenes where Light whines about L for like 5 minutes

Drew my favorite scene in death note 🙏

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

prey to god

Happy Valentine's Day, @frootloopsl :3

the second kira