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THE LETTUCE WINS!
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2022 spoilers without context
#:)#current events#the UK#the lettuce won#the lettuce#britain#politics#liz truss#liz truss resigns#liz truss resignation#prime minister#atla#i know its lettuce and not cabbages but COME ON#uk politics
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Quarter-Finals Side A Poll 1
Sonic The Hedgehog
"Sonic gets sucked into Camelot and wields the talking sword Caliburn. He kills King Arthur, who is revealed to be a fake created by Merlin. In the final battle, Caliburn transforms into Excalibur; afterward, Caliburn explains that the fact that Sonic is his wielder means Sonic is the true King Arthur."
"As a known supporter of trans rights, openly ACAB and constantly making people aware of bisexuality, I think Sonic would be exactly the king that England needs right now"
The Lettuce
"The Lettuce who outlasted Liz Truss. You know her, you love her, she is: Lettuce"
#king arthur tournament#polls#quarter finals#sonic the hedgehog#sonic and the black knight#the lettuce
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I was only put on this earth in England to make lettuce memes in a time of my countries crisis:
English people rn:
#liz truss#England#uk politics#liz truss resign#England lettuce#the lettuce#lettuce meme#liz truss lettuce
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[img ID: tweet from a politics researcher: ‘She let her party down. She let herself down. But most importantly she lettuce all down.’ /end ID]
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Some campaign posters for our next PM…
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PSA: International friends, please be aware that posting your pictures of pumpkins today is actually very offensive to Britain. There is only one vegetable it is appropriate to exhibit. This is the lettuce's moment.
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"A lettuce you say? Extraordinary!"
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Is The Lettuce back?
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the lettuce officially has outlasted liz truss in office
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THE LETTUCE
(short drabble, inspired by my previous post)
It had been a perfectly normal day for Kaito. He woke up, got his stuff ready and walked to school with Aoko. He flipped Aoko' skirt and made a dash for it to his classroom with Aoko chasing him with a broom.
He enters the room with a bang but then stops dead in his tracks, causing Aoko to crush into him. The sight infront make the two teens take a hard look at eachother.
It was not usual to find Hakuba in the class. He was the one who came the earliest always to set up his desk on time. But what was unusual to see was the Brit being like that.
That being, his hands on his head, cradling through his hair, his expression that of doom. Mutters of "Lettuce" could be heard from the boy.
Did something bad happen to the Brit ?
Kaito was all too ready to just ignore the other and pretend he didn't see anything. But Aoko had already grabbed his arm and pulled him with her.
"Hakuba-san is everything ok?" Asked the concerned teen. Upon seeing the two, Hakuba quickly straightened up and stopped his muttering, but the look of doom was still there.
"Is there a reason you were talking about 'Lettuce" cheekily added Kaito.
"Don't" suddenly replied Hakuba, "Don't say that word".
This just confused Aoko, but Kaito wasn't let this go.
"Nee What is the issue with lettuce, it's great for health and can last long without going bad" Kaito said. This caused Hakuba to suddenly stand up.
"That's the thing, it lasts long. It lasts way too long. THE LETTUCE OUTLIVED HER. IT WILL PROBABLY OUTLIVE US ALL" stated Hakuba, each word getting louder than the other, with the last being just shouts.
Without waiting for the other to reply, the Brit grabbed his school supplies and walked out. He couldn't do class today. He just couldn't.
The remaining two teens just look confused at each other. "What's his problem" asks Kaito confused, Aoko just shrugs in response.
Too bad the two didn't know about how the Lettuce had outlived a Prime Minister
Someone please write it. I would pay to read it
#dcmk#hakuba saguru#kaito kid#magic kaito#hakushin#shinichi kudo#heiji hattori#kaito kuroba#gosho boys#shinkai#and it shows#kaishin#nakamori aoko#more unhinged hakuba headcanons#the lettuce#lettuce#british memes
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Round 4 Side A Poll 2
Dave Strider
"Has a sword called Caledfwlch (excalibur)"
"Dave Strider is King Arthur coded but if King Arthur was a weedy 13 year old DJ wearing sunglasses."
The Lettuce
"The Lettuce who outlasted Liz Truss. You know her, you love her, she is: Lettuce"
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