N likes it in the jar

GUYS HAPPY BRITHDAY TO ME!!!

licorice cookie staring at pure vanilla cookie (I put them on the same team in crk):

he's been freed from the jar :) where will he go!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry not sorry

10/12/2023:

0 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Cats (2019)

0 episodes since Drawfee last referenced Everytime We Touch (2005)

You know that nom nom thing water snails do where they clean the glass of a fish tank? Slug Moon does a similar thing while in the timeout jar ghfdjg It’s super effective against y/n’s

Benn: Whenever Shanks pisses me off, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to ask me for help.

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Benn: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.

Since sun can control light could he just flashbang someone

He has, technically.

He flashbanged that kid who caught Moon in the jar.

feeling inordinately soft at the realisation that at the end of the Father Brown cult ep (really not my favourite), when sid and susie say they've heard that mrs mccarthy stole her strawberry scone recipe and mrs m (quite fairly) takes their scones back and has to chase sid off-screen for his, father brown quietly offers his one to susie.

context is that susie is officially hired by them to clean the presbytery and she has a rough time in this ep, and father brown generally takes any and every opportunity to have sweet things (good for him dot png.)

inordinately soft about it

was telling my gf about the polycule and she informed me that Gabriel’s basically our brocktoon from that old Mr Belvedere snl sketch and…well…especially after The Jar Incident™…

sometimes i wonder why 'modern greek mythology interpretations' tend to look at the Aphrodite's Affair situation and settle on 'it was so girlboss of Aphrodite to cheat on her husband with his literal brother' and make jokes about Hephaestus being 'cucked' or 'an incel' when memes about publicly humiliating cheaters are absolutely widespread on the internet, and in the myth itself Hephaestus basically just does the equivalent of the 'welcome home cheater' on the bedsheets meme, it's VERY weaksauce in comparison to what his mother usually does

then i remember Hephaestus is a disabled man and i realize exactly why.

puts you in the jar

NO GET ME OUT I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE RAINBOW DASH OR PV!!!!

The Jar Fic

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationship: Gabriel/OCs

Other Tags: Shrinking, Sex Magic, Unnecessary Amounts of Cum, Dubious Consent, Foul and Vulgar Content, Jar, Cum Jar, Trapped in the Cum Jar, 4Chan MLP Cum Jar, Free-Use Gabriel (Supernatural), Free Use Kink, Bathroom Sex, Author Apologises For Momentary Lapse in Judgement

Summary: Title is an ode the the 2010s ‘The [blank] Fic’ because there is a level to foulness in this that fits the genre.

SET IN; A post Exodus AU.

After messing about in places he’s doesn’t belong, Gabriel accidentally breaks open a curse jar that shrinks him to the mere size of a finger. To weak after his battle with Michael in the other world, he finds he can’t free himself of the curses influence. He needs people to cum into the jar he’s in to set him free.

Find on AO3…

They've been contained for excessive amounts of tomfoolery

last line meme

Thanks for the tag @totally-not-deacon! I've been bouncing around between a few different writing projects this week, but I'm trying to wrap this one up. (By "wrap it up" I mean I'm almost at 2k words on this one and could easily double it).

No pressure tags: @bleumanouche @sparrowsingsstories @alder-berry @leavingautumn13 @kharonion @fuzzydreamin and anyone else that wants to join in!

Rules: post the last line of a current WIP and then tag the same number of people as there are words in the line.

 Reed refocuses himself back on the present, where he’s still in a fucking nuclear wasteland 200-something years past where he should be with this dead dog that’s pulling up all kinds of feelings and memories he really doesn’t want to deal with; meanwhile his own(other?) dog, who caused this entire incident, is still laying down a few feet away like he’d told her to - she has her head down now and seems to be watching a crow that’s picking at something in the underbrush on the other side of the dilapidated road.