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luckyofthelawnvariety · 2 years

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AAAAAAAA

okay I am in class now but I managed to watch Sausage, Joe, Tango, and part of pixlriffs's video. I,,,,

I'm going insane. irl stuff is going awful and I really needed this

KERALIS AND SAUSAGE!! LIVE JEVIN REACTION TO THOSE TWO! JOEL KNOWING EVERYONE! RANCHER DUO! TANGO WORKING IN GOBLAND! PEARL MANAGING TO REMAIN OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT THAT SHE'S A GODDESS HERE! JOE GOING "I'm tired and overwhelmed actually" AND GOING TO STAY IN THE CHROMIA TAVERN! TANGO FANGIRLING OVER SHUBBLE! GRIAN BEING SURPRISED PEOPLE ARE GIVING HIM STUFF AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO STEAL "BORROW"! EVERYONE KNOWING PIXLRIFFS ALREADY! DOC GOING "I like your funny words magic man" TO PIXLRIFFS! CLEO AND XISUMA GETTING KEPT BY PIRATE JOE! FALSE IS VERY CONFUSED BY THESE PEOPLE THAT KNOW HER AND SHE GETS DEFENSIVE! EMPIRES GEM IS THERE! SAUSAGE IS CONFUSED BUT TRYING TO BE NICE EVEN WHEN PEOPLE STEAL FROM HIM! BUBBLES APPRECIATION! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH KERALIS AND SAUSAGE ARE MY NEW FAVORITE DUO IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER THEY'RE TALKING IN SPANISH AND MAKING INNUENDOS TOGETHER AND JEVIN IS SO DONE!

#empires spoilers #hermitcraft spoilers #the hermitcraft empires rift thing #empires smp #hermitcraft #empires s2 #ahhhhhhh I love this and I needed it so much

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ao3screenshotss · 9 days

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#submission #thank you for submitting!!#ao3 funny #title #The boy from the rift #author #Finley_Cy #crossover #hermitcraft #empires smp #dream smp #scott smajor #joel smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #lizzie ldshadowlady #ykw this reminds me of #that one thing where people go into a restaurant and ask for a table of 2 even though there’s only 1 person and one person lifts up a wine #glass to toast and says happy anniversary #idk but yeah

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theinactivefaniguess · 2 years

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Ya know how the message 'Jimmy is in fact a toy' that was thrown through the rift from the Empires to Hermitcraft got scrambled into 'Toy Mica Jam is Nifty'?

... What if the Rift from Empires to Hermitcraft scrambles anything that goes through it?

Paper, item, mob, player-

If the Rift from Empires to Hermitcraft scrambles things around...

What will it do to the Hermits when they return back to Hermitcraft?

#I had this revelation while I was taking a shower this morning lol #... would this make it a shower thought?#Also just to address it: I'm not sure if the Rift Hermitcraft -> Empires also really scrambles things #Like. It scrambles to a degree? Some Hermits still have their S9 skin on (Tango Jevin Keralis for example).#Some have their original skin on (Scar Xisuma Cleo). And Pearl is the complete outlier.#So. Hermitcraft -> Empires scrambles a bit. Empires -> Hermitcraft scrambles MASSIVELY.#It could lead to fun plot things in S9 once everyone is back on the Server #Imagine typical builders doing more redstone; redstoners doings more builds; lore-phobes and lore-aholics switching...#A bit of a personality switch-up if you will #It would be interesting! Especially how they'd fix that!#But please I'm hoping that the Rift from Empires->Hermitcraft is a bit fucked up and screws with the Hermits #anyways.#hermitcraft #hermitcraft x empires #empires x hermitcraft #empires x hc #hc x esmp #hc x empires #empires s2 #empires smp #lac's own posts

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lunarblazes · 2 years

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COOL OKAY NO THE RIFT STRAIGHT UP LEADS TO EMPIRES FWHIP HEARD A TNT EXPLOSION COME FROM IT IN HIS MOST RECENT EPISODE. COOL WE WEREN’T JUST MAKING THAT UP COOL COOL COOL C

#WHAT? THE FUCK?#I MEAN I GUESS IT MAKES SENSE IF IT LEADS TO OTHER UNIVERSES?#oh my god #can living things not make it through the rift?#is that why grian couldn’t come through and the villagers haven’t shown up yet but the tnt and grumbot prime made it through no prob?#oh my FUCKING god bro #grian #hermitcraft #empires #hermitcraft spoilers

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bucket-of-amethyst · 2 years

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I wonder if episodes with the full resolution (confirmation or denial or a twist who knows!) of our crossover theories will start coming out tomorrow.... Since Sunday i doubt many hermits will be posting so viewers can focus on the stream.... Are we ready y'all?

#hermitcraft #empires #empires rift #empires x hc #bucket of ramble #i dont remember the last time i was this excited for something!!!#and its so nuch more agonizing than waiting for like a new episode of a series #bc thered no schedule #no set time when things come out #screams and yells!!!

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carry-on-my-wayward-gays · 1 year

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EXCUSE ME HOW HAVE I SEEN ONLY 2 PPL TALK AB HOW THE RIFT IS SHRINKING. IT IS ACTIVELY SHRINKING AND SEALING UP AND I HAVE SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT IT HEH????

#shadow says a thing #I AM PANICKING OVER HERE YA KNOW #empires x hermitcraft #the rift #hermitcraft #empires smp

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wren-kitchens · 2 years

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dont get me wrong, i’m absolutely loving the lore right now but oml if it isn’t hard to make a chronologically accurate fic in the middle of this chaos

#i’m writing one right now and one of the massive plot points is that the king hosts a ball but now he’s *dead*#like none of my fics are entirely accurate because things happen too damn fast lmfao #it takes me like three days at least to write a fic and oml you’d be surprised as to what can happen in 3 days I tell you #and now everyone’s in the rift like ???? what do I do with this ??#by the time I write something for it the whole arc will be over just you wait #hoax go to bed #it is actually 2:18 am so I should probably go to bed #but yk it’s a half term #it’s fineee #I need like 8 hours of sleep #six is enough #empires smp #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft spoilers #<- jic

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fluffypurpleglitterdemon · 2 years

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Darn it Actual Hermitcraft beat me to team rancher reunion 😔

#Me Talking #hermitcraft #empires season 2 #my computer broke so I couldn't digital art I had a whole thing #I could probably still do my thing #but I feel like 'double life folks take a wrong turn and end up in the beginning of empires after double life'#is boring compared to 'the entirety of Actual Hermitcraft jumped through a rift'#also it actually happened and isn't just a single drawing #I'm excited for the crossover though! A bit overwhelmed since now I have to catch up on empires as well as hermitcraft #but it's neat and people are having fun

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daydreaminglifelesslove · 9 months

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it’s incredibly sweet and mind boggling how joe hills and oli theorionsound seemingly met by fated chance and coincidental accident because of the hermitcraft x empires planned crossover, of joe hills spawning and ending close to where oli was coming from on empires season 2, of after the hermits getting back home after being trapped on empires — bringing the empires season 2 cast over via the opened rift, of oli on hermitcraft/streaming it on twitch getting himself accidentally killed in situations and needing anyone free online to help. that being joe, who kept helping and coming to oli when he got himself into situations and trying to keep him alive. and them outweirding and being funny chaotic guys and because oli was playing a bard on empires and is a guy who goes into song whenever irl when he wants, just them connecting and building a unlikely but extremely works well friendship for the while. and coming to the now, august of year 2023, of empires s2 being done, the rift in grians basement being closed to the multiverse of empires s2 before s2 was finished, joe hills a couple days ago on youtube stream minecraft chat messaging cubfan saying he misses oli - his bard, who he knows is in pirates smp now currently, and wants him back and how cub whose been stealing things for the museum should take a piece of the rift or somehow turn it on to work to bring oli back. also oli on twitter replying to joe hill’s tweet progress of his pinball machine he’s making on hermitcraft and wanting to play it. pls. get oli back on hermitcraft, somehow multidimensionally pull him back on, he wants to be on, joe hills misses him, please.

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theminecraftbee · 2 years

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a really interesting thing about the rift incidentally is that things sent from the hermitcraft side to the empires side APPEAR to be fine. (for example, the "new portal who dis" note or the TNT explosion.) however, things sent from the empires to the hermitcraft side? they... haven't been. "jimmy is definitely a toy" got scrambled into incoherent text. fwhip and lizzie's explorers turned into regular animals. the chickens died.

what i'm saying is that if the hermits go to empires... well, getting there seems like it may be FAR easier than returning.

#hermitcraft spoilers #empires spoilers #hermitcraft #empires smp #HOW AM I GONNA TAG. anyway.#i'm just saying its really interesting that the portal seems to be working way better one way than the other #not to mention. false

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funky-lil-ghost · 1 year

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GET RECAPPED IDIOT!!!

(transcript under the cut)

[In Grian’s season 9 base, many voices overlap as the hermits react to empires members coming through the rift.]

Grian: Wait, Pix is here! Impulse, Impulse! Impulse, play the thing!

[The Hermitcraft Recap music plays]

Pix: This week on Hermitcraft!

Pix: Me!

[all laugh]

Pix: That’s right, folks, I made it!

#hermitcraft s9 #hermitcraft spoilers #empires spoilers #hermitcraft x empires #literally just clipped this for me because i want to watch it over and over when i need a laugh lmao #save

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luckyofthelawnvariety · 2 years

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...has keralis started calling sausage puppy...

They have been speaking spanish and doing sausage/keralis typical flirting but ???

#empires smp #empires spoilers #the hermitcraft empires rift thing #mythical sausage #WHY IS IT SO GOOD #edit: ...keralis. why. papi. really?

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redstonedust · 1 year

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wait im confused what is this kerilson lore you mentioned im apprently missing out on? Who/what is kerilson??

ok i'm gonna recap literally everything i can remember about kerilson because i'm not sure how much context you have. SO. INCOMING INFODUMP:

if you've been following the rest of hermitcraft season 9 you'd know that the majority of the active hermits went through the rift and got trapped on empires smp for a month. one of the only hermits left behind was xb, and he handled this... interestingly (badly)

so after showing footage of the hermits going through the rift via a security camera he apparently has set up in grians base, and then trying to claim the entire shopping district as his property (off to a good start) he opens his next episode proudly declaring that he's actually NOT alone, he has a friend, and that friend knows how to open the rift again!

enter kerilson:

i should clarify that kerilson is, first and foremost, a reference to the movie castaway. like. in that movie the protagonist is stuck on an island with nobody to talk to but a volleyball he's named wilson. so theres already precedent for kerilson being just xb going kind of stir crazy without his friends (especially keralis).

so according to xb, kerilson demands a diamond throne (which also includes concrete slabs, the first sign that something weird is going on) and then they reopen the rift. except the rift sends xb to previous hermitcraft seasons instead of empires, where kerilson is distracted by wanting to look at past keralis builds instead of helping xb find his friends. eventually xb DOES end up on empires, but its season 1, and he's completely alone.

he wanders through the server, finds the ocean, spends several days at sea, gets picked up by a flying kerilson themed boat, the scenery warps back into his base, he gets back into bed, and then is woken up by beef, who seems disturbed by the fact xb is even IN bed. bc, y'know, hermitcraft, sleep should be instant.

he concludes the whole thing was a dream, tho that doesnt explain how he's able to accurately dream of empires s1, but gem's empires lore establishes sleep based world hopping so...... put a pin in that.

anyways two episodes later kerilson can be spotted watching xb in the background of his base, but isnt acknoweldged. xb continues to be Totally Normal about his missing friends by building a giant keralis statue, except every time he looks back at it its head is replaced with kerilsons head. so he blows it up.

several months pass with v few kerilson hints, until xb starts teasing a makeship plushie of him and kerilson. in this weirdest way possible. ie. while building his base he mentions he's started hearing noises, and a low joepacity kerilson flashes on screen with scrambled keralis dialog in the background. (side note: xb heard similarly scrambled keralis dialog when keralis was coming back through the rift. unclear if this is related.)

aaand bringing it to now, xb gets a book inviting him to a TCG match, which turns out to be against kerilson. who is apparently real and able to hold TCG matches. except during the animation of the match kerilson never moves and keralis is shown to be helping him behind the scenes, implying kerilson was just an armor stand all along-- except for, you know, the whole established dream demon aspect.

and now he's a marketable plushie! :D

so yeah TLDR: he's an armor stand who has been simultaniously implied to be a figment of xb's imagination, a regular armor stand xb thinks is alive, a regular armor stand controlled by keralis, some kind of fragment of keralis, and an independent, dream controlling being. and also keralis has little to no involvement in any of these episodes.

and as a fun side note, this isnt the first time we've seen some kind of logic defying facsimile of keralis appear in somebody elses episode. when tango went to space to try and stop the moon crashing in season 8, he ran into keralis, who stated he'd been there for months, even tho this is not true in keralis' episodes.

both of these are also scenarios where the enviroment is implied to not be real (a dream / a simulation) and the keralis-a-like appears to help them as they try to leave the server. coincidence? absolutely. but i love to make lore out of nothing!

#asks #long post #listen if the ranchers fans can make a mountain out of tangos feris bueler reference. then im allowed to be insane about xbs castaway ref /

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simplydm · 1 month

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Actually Joel and Pearl are so funny bc imagine you’re Pearl and you knew some funny little guy who ruled an empire like you did. Lived in the mesa, was a demon denier, married the ocean queen. Then things happen and you lose track of that whole world. Doesn’t matter, hermitcraft took you in. Then you go through some weird rift in space one time and you see a big god that looks kind of like that funny little guy you knew but he has a beard now. And there’s a shrine in his empire dedicated to some goddess whose name is not yours, but almost. And then you start a new season of Hermitcraft and there’s a funny little guy there too. You are Pearl and you can’t escape this funny little guy.

#hc10 #pearlescentmoon #speak up dm

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sugarcoated0arsenic · 5 months

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OK, GRAIN THEORIES

YHS is connected to s7 hermitcraft because of the whole thing with the blue jumper

Evo is connected to all of the life series, “he was only ever meant to watch”, the statue in secret life etc

Evo is connected to s9 hermitcraft because of the thing with the rift and the empires crossover

Evo is connected to empires s2 because of the crossover thing

Empires s2 is connected to s1 because of reasons I’ve forgotten- I think Lizzie said something about vaguely remembering something (deal with destiny is the best song to ever exist)

Evo is most likely connected to s8 hermitcraft because of the moon big thing maybe being the watchers

I HAVE FINALLY CONNECTED EVO AND YHS BY CONNECTING SEASON 9 AND 7 HERMITCRAFT BECAUSE OF GRUMBOT

YEAH IT’S BIG BRAIN TIME

YHS, EVO, EMPIRES S1, EMPIRES S2, HERMITCRAFT S7, HERMITCRAFT S8, HERMITCRAFT S9, 3RD LIFE, LAST LIFE, DOUBLE LIFE, LIMITED LIFE, SECRET LIFE ARE ALL CONNECTED

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kiwinatorwaffles · 5 months

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I found This is About a Stuffed Bird bc of you and its one of my favorite fics ever. Do you by chance have more suggestions?

hermitcraft/mcyt fic recs? :0 let's go!!

i get a lot of my fic recs from other friends since i don't really go out and search on my own all too much for this fandom. but there are lots of great works out here! i will be listing out some of my favorites :3 mostly hc but a couple general mcyt ones that i think are an excellent read no matter what. all of the fics i'm listing will be genfic without ships!

also i just realized a lot of my bookmarks are grian-centric which is funny i guess because i am admittedly quite picky about content of my other favorites and grian just tends to have the most content in the fanbase. hope that'll be alright

(i hope some of my friends and mutuals don't mind me tagging them for their works)

hermitcraft longfics:

the last days of the free angel of carrows by @theminecraftbee - loved stuffed bird? here's another great longfic by second! this one is about joe and cleo in an urban fantasy mystery setting. again, second writes our beloved hermits into an captivating au!

leaping and hopping on a moonshadow by @lunarblazes - a fantasy au by luna my beloved! pearl suddenly gains magical powers and goes on a quest to find her long-lost friend grian who might know what's happening to her. she meets a lot of familiar faces along the way!

Recall by @redwinterroses - hey, i was the artist for this one! :D mumbo goes missing, so grian and scar search for him. they find that grumbot has been up to some... things along the way. the fic isn't finished but i think the chapters red put out is worth a read if you don't mind leaving off on a cliffhanger because it really is super interesting

dramaturgy by wormcity - a universe where gem and pearl join in a season 7 that was never finished. mumbo became the mayor, but the turf war went so very wrong afterwards. admittedly i have not finished reading this yet because ummm short on time xD but it's super interesting with a lot of layers of drama(turgy hahaha)!

hermitcraft short fics/oneshots:

for trying. by @autistic-evil-xisuma - a stuffed bird universe oneshot of x and xisuma during their lab days. great if you want to be sad over the doomed brothers again :D

the wheels on the bus by sparxwrites - a hilarious post-s8 oneshot about grian being a little shit towards the watchers. one of the first fics i've read from this fandom and i still love it

a body is an object by ruffboi - grian is a mimic, and pearl's arrival in s8 shakes him up. she hasn't seen him in a while and is quite upset to learn that the grian she knew died a long time ago. a great read for familial connections and conflict of friendships!

Goatman and the Rift by TheDepressedCanary - doc's eldritch powers start acting up when the rift appears. what shenanigans will ensue?

other mcyt fics/crossovers:

late at night, when the stars don't look quite right by @lunarblazes - an excellent empires s1 and hermitcraft crossover longfic, where grian lands into the server and is discovered by pearl! very great worldbuilding and relationships, i especially love the dynamic between gri and pearl and pearl and gem :D

every new discovery is just a reminder by amaranthinecanicular - grian begins pulling alternate versions of the hermits from the life series into the server. he does save a lot of them, but at what cost? it does end on a cliffhanger but this is genuinely one of the most captivating oneshots i've ever read... argghhh

The Fair and the Brave and the Good by @slashmagpie - an afterlife smp longfic centered around the shelby, scott, and sausage. i have never watched afterlife smp before in my LIFE and this is still one of my favorite pieces of literature ever. the characters and worldbuilding is impeccable and perfect if you like something dark with themes of hope and renewal.

Two Can Keep a Secret (If One of Them is Red) by anonymous secretmcblog - a 3L oneshot! ren suspects grian has stockholm syndrome with his pact to stay with scar, but his expectations are wrong. a truly excellent read and one of them first fics i've read! i still go back to reread it from time to time

dog at the door by fluffy_papaya & iamsolarflare - a longfic where doc and ren take a trip on a van on their way to s8. ren, however, is not quite himself, and doc has to learn to befriend the red king.

devil town is colder in the summertime by @bananasofthorns - a oneshot from a 100hsmp/life series d&d au! team BEST ventures into a cursed evil fucked up forest. uh oh.

Interview with the Aftermath by @ranchersrevenge (wanderlasts) - the last life contestants are invited for an interview. the responses vary greatly.

stars, smoke, and stolen car keys by wormcity - a 100hsmp modern au oneshot where grian, scar, and joel go on a hike. it doesn't go quite as they expected.

the beehive state by amaranthinecanicular - a dsmp oneshot after wilbur moves to utah. tommy visits him, and the two reconnect. i have to say i stopped following dsmp a long time ago but this fic made me BAWL. i don't even think you need to know any of the characters that well to really enjoy just how amazing the writing itself is

Can't Go Back (This Time) by @duckmumbo (musicaltvbooks) - soup group goes end raiding and accientally finds themselves in afterlife smp. nothing goes wrong, surely! also admittedly i havent finished reading this either but roy i swear i will. this is a great read nevertheless and the soup group dynamic is impeccable!

TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death by eneliii - on the train of dsmp fics, this is the superhero au longfic that inspired my own hc superhero au, vdhau. it's a lot of funny shenanigans with tommy and his friends. the fic does take a dark turn at the end, but that can be skipped entirely (as said by eneli herself) if you just want the wholesome aspects.

if you don't mind a little self promo, here are some of my fics!

it takes two to play (the game of mutual secrecy) - the aforementioned hermitcraft hero au. this installment is centered around xisuma and evil x as brothers resolving their issues through hero work and solving the mystery of welsknight's disappearance :D there are other works that are set in the same universe if you're interested for more!

how to form the ultimate besties dynamic: an unreliable tutorial by hypnotizd - a oneshot! hypno is a warlock who goes treasure hunting under the sea. he meets a guardian who later becomes his unlikely friend.

smoke and mirrors, the hunt perseveres - grian's arrival in empires s2 unwittingly brings the watchers' suspicions with him. cue jimmy freaking out and a lot of shenanigans.

ballad of etho’s lab - my newest installment! a oneshot about etho's storied life as the redstone god.

i'm also currently working on the sequel to the game of mutual secrecy and a new (well not exactly new since i made concept art for it) au called private detective gem tasey! these will likely be released sometime late january or february. have fun with these fic recs! i haven't been reading as much lately but i hope ill be able to find more if anyone else asks in the future. cheers!

edit: the fics are out! here they are!

hiding in plain sight (the meaning of trust) - sequel to the hermitcraft hero au! it follows an escaped lab rat trying to acquaint themselves with human society while avoiding suspicion and making friends with familiar faces from tgms ;D

private detective gem tasey: a rotten mystery in london - a hermitcraft detective au where gem gets hired for a case that spirals completely into drama and politics!

#birdhouse inquiries #why am i hereagain tag #writing #hermitcraft #mcyt

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