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chippergoose · 3 months

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21 career shutouts!! YOU 👏 LOVE 👏 TO 👏 SEE 👏 IT 👏

Credit to Jenn (Insta @/jennthulhu_photos)

#philipp grubauer #love to see it #seattle kraken #kraken hockey #goalie love #love thy goalie #goalie hugs #nhl #nhl hockey #the german gentleman #grubi

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chaosssinabottle · 3 months

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Some say that his kneecaps are on upside down,

And that if he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is he’s called the German Gentleman.

Someone stop me…

#hockey #seattle kraken #philipp grubauer #apologies to top gear #The German gentleman

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iron--and--blood · 1 month

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bunny overload to brighten your day <3!!!!!!!

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! FLOOFERS ty ty ty so much!!!

(also i'm doing much better, dw about me!)

#he means what he says #the german gentleman #lillipupz

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prussiasqueen · 2 months

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Hallo! Shalom! Howdy howdy!

The name is Brii or admin Brii~

And I’m a self shipper~

This is a NSFW 🔞 zone! Not SFW.

I go by pronouns she/her/they. I’m 30 years old. MBTI is a INTP/INFP, Ennegram is (4w3 or 2w1 it can‘t decide lül). My zodiac is Gemini sun ♊️ , rising is Leo ♌️ and moon is Taurus ♉️ with mercury being Cancer ♋️ . Mars is ♌️ and Midheaven is ♉️. Chinese zodiac is 🐓 .

I am Biromantic, Demisexual.

I have a deep emotional connection with my f/os and my rl bf who kins to my f/os.

And my f/os are Gilbert (Prussia) from Hetalia, Elizabeta (Hungary) from Hetalia and Ludwig (Germany) from Hetalia~

I am anti antis, so antis do NOT INTERACT. If you cant differentiate between fictional and reality and base your moral compass on fiction, this account ain’t it for you.

There is tons of kink and sex-relate topics that will be brought up in this.

I mostly will be posting my drawings and random gushies about my f/os.

I block if I feel like I don’t vibe with you and don’t like how you are. I also will block immediately over my baby, Prussia~ Gilbert is mine and I don’t like to share with him. I also hate most ships with him, if you come at with weird ships of him or about him, you’re blocked, I’m evil and dominant and won’t take shit from anyone.

I don’t have many rules on here except for a few:

Do not argue with me about Germany and Prussia’s headcanons with me, if you don’t agree with me. Then just don’t even talk about it this includes that if I place historical significance to them or not, ships and etc.

I don’t really like to share them, but I’m more open to seeing other self shippers paired with them if it’s female/femme other shippers.

Do NOT AND FOREMOST SHOW ME GERITA, AUSPRUSS OR ANY OF THAT. But especially Germany and Italy pairing. If you do, instant block! I’m not even joking. I ask you to respect me and this safe space for me. And if anyone else doesn’t like these pairings, eeeeyyy hit me up and let’s chat homies.

I kindly ask not to interact with minors or those who are under 18. This will be a blog for sex-related themes.

There is kink related and BDSM topics that will be brought up here and also some rather, rough headcanons. If it triggers you and you can’t deal with it. Feel free to block.

If you have a Hetalia f/o that’s someone other than Prussia and Germany, My arms are open for you my dear! Let’s chats and connect!~ I support self shipping in the community!

If you are antisemitic and I find out you are racists against Jews, I will personally cuss you the fuck out and block you. Take that bs somewhere else. I am Ashkenazi Jewish and all Jews lives matter!!!

This is a gay friendly zone, I love all gays of every kind, and my ace/aro dears, I see you~

This has some crossover and multiverse lore and stuff in it , I’m currently working on my own art universe with correlating to Hetalia! If you don’t like crossover/multifandom/multiverse stuff, then kindly block~

DDNE (you’ve been warned… there’s some things here that may or may not upset)

If you’re fatphobic, get the hell off of my blog. I don’t want that garbage here. I’m pro body positivity.

I AM PROUD PRO-ISRAEL and PRO-PALESTINE! Both have a right to EXIST! This is not a red vs. blue game. It’s not a fandom! It is WAR IN REAL LIFE AND I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUS BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS IN ISRAEL! If you think Israel should cease to exist or the people there should die, BLOCK AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME AT ALL! I will also not support pro-Palestine that encourage h@mas. If you do, you’re off my damn blog and stay the fuck away from it! No damn neonazis! 🪬🧿 Am Yisrael Chai!

(Thank you countries that support us! And everyone who is fighting against global antisemitism and the destruction of the country of Israel! We still stand strong! Fuck H@MAS!)

And of course at anytime if I feel you did something wrong to invade my happiness and my little safe corner over here, you’re getting immediately blocked from here.

Icons for to show my current relationship to said characters:

Love/romantic relationship: 💘

Biggest crush: 😻

Protective/ doesn’t like to share: 🐆

Enemies: ⚔️

Rivals:💢

Dislikes/problematic:🔪

Besties, bitches: 💅

Friends: 🫰

One sided crush on their side: ❤️‍🩹

One sided crush on my side: 💜

Would prefer not this character to be shipped with anyone: 🙅🏻‍♀️

Indifferent/neutral:🪻

Undecided/curious: 🤔

Hetalia:

Prussia - 💘😻🐆🙅🏻‍♀️

Germany - 💘😻🐆🙅🏻‍♀️

Hungary: 💜🫰💘😻🐆🙅🏻‍♀️

Austria: ❤️‍🩹🫰

Czechia: 💜💅🫰

Slovakia:🪻🫰

Poland: 🫰💅

Russia:💢🤔🪻

Belarus: 💜🤔

Ukraine: 🫰

Lithuania: 🫰🪻🤔

Estonia: 🤔

Sweden: 🫰

Denmark: 🫰

Finland:🫰

Netherlands: 🫰😻💜🐆 (sshh…look he’s hot ok?)

Norway: 🤔🪻

Iceland: 🫰🤔

Belgium: 💅🫰🐆 (I’ll protect her with my life)

Spain: 🤔❤️‍🩹

France: 💢🔪⚔️❤️‍🩹 (god this man I fucking hate him…)

Monaco: 🪻🤔

Seychelles:🪻🤔

N. Italy (Feliciano): 💢❤️‍🩹🤔

S. Italy (Romano): 💢🔪❤️‍🩹🤔

Greece:🪻🤔

Turkey: 💢🔪⚔️

Israel: 💅🫰🐆

England: 🫰🪻

America: 💅🫰

Canada: 🤔🪻

Japan: 💜❤️‍🩹🫰💅🐆

China: 🪻🫰🤔

🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛🖤❤️💛

🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚❤️🤍💚

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andeloquentprofanity · 1 year

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God Grubi I love you so much

#kraken lb #philipp grubauer #the german gentleman

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starshine-hockey-girl · 1 year

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German snacks in support of the German goalie

#kraken lb #seattle kraken #phillip grubauer #the german gentleman

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weirdlookindog · 6 months

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Paolo Bracci - No Monster is a Gentleman

#paolo bracci #bracci #no monster is a gentleman #silber grusel krimi #cover art #horror art #german horror pulp #pulp art #art #painting

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lovesickeros · 5 months

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in the meantime come to horrifying realization there's like zero yan clorinde content so everyone sit down and listen to my ted talk (this is a requirement I have locked the doors and blocked the fire exits)

personally don't think Clorinde leans towards threats to be honest. she'd feel horrible and guilty if she did and I don't think she could handle you hating her or being afraid of her (maybe if you pushed her far enough then maybe she could justify it because she's trying to protect you but you'd really have to push it).

imo? leans more towards following you around with a hint of subtle manipulation behinf the scenes0. even if it's within the confines of the Court of Fontaine and the place is swarming with Gardemeks you can never be too sure. absolutely fumbles the excuse if you catch her though (if)

the epitome of gentleman, too. she "bumps" into you a lot and always offers to help– even if it's just a few small bags she takes them from you to help ease your burden, basically following you around like a lost puppy. it's a lot easier to trust the nice, polite woman who helped you then the stilted, awkward woman desperate for your attention.

her reluctance to threaten you or force you to do anything doesn't extend to people you know, though. she can cook up any manner of crime that'd get them stuck fighting a duel with her or dealing with a trial that'd get them sent straight to the fortress.

of course, the first thing she'd do is make sure you're okay. she still cares about you (and she really doesn't mean to manipulate you, but really, don't you find it odd that everyone around you is so sketchy? you should be more careful about who you trust. you trust her though, dont you?).

clorinde is very much in for the long game, in the end. she'd only kidnap you as a last resort. she'd much prefer slowly getting closer to you and having you come with her of your own free will (even if it's because she's been planting ideas in your head that you really aren't safe all alone like this. all your friends turned out to be criminals, after all, and what if they start to blame you and try to hurt you? it's best that you stay with her for a while)

if you had a lover, though? oh, she's livid. she makes sure to pin an absolutely heinous crime on them– one that would involve you. after all, she could swoop in and play savior after killing that wretched pest. she did save you from their alleged plan, after all.

a bit awkward with physical affection to be honest, but she tries in her own way. she does what she can to make your life easier– protects you, makes sure you have a roof over your head and nice clothes, a bed and warm baths, expensive foods..anything you want, she would get you without even asking.

why would you ever want to leave? don't you know how dangerous it is outside? who would take care of you if not her? she provides you with all you need, and with only the best (please don't leave)

basically your personal guard dog. she won't bite if you just listen to her and stay put.

and she's just absolutely smitten. careful if you actually use her gifts, because she'll think you're reciprocating her affection whether you are or not. you'll be drowning in new clothes, always trying need food..and she'll always be hovering over your shoulder, watching.