Back to the essentials!!! Logically, winning is much more fun than anything else. And yet you could see from the little things that we've probably taken a big step in the right direction in the last 10 days.
International "friendlies" they say. Nothing friendly about this. Whenever my country plays anyone I am ready to commit war crimes. Sleep with one eye open.
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to our very own part-time professional footballer, full-time professional cuddler Leon Scoretzka. May his bubble boobs be bulging and his Zaubertrank be overflowing, today of all days 鈽曪笍鉂わ笍馃