#the fucked up deer
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putting my interests together like little specimens in a lab. see if they go radioactive
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#chnt#camp here and there#ch&t#chnt fanart#camp here and there fanart#my art#sydney sargent#elijah volkov#jedidiah martin#up and adam#yvonne marley#the faceless deer#jar of rebuke#jar of rebuke fanart#jared hel#darius chapman#linda zimmer#jamie everett#gia castillo#the fucked up deer#jor
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im re ztarting @jarofrebukepodcast from the beginning to fully it now that itz back and man i love thiz bIt from epizode 2. everyone lizten to it right now
#alzo i dont rlly have a zpecific mental image of dr jared yet which iz why theyre. juzt a zketchy zilhouette for now#AAAA IM ZO HAPPY ITZ BACK!!#itz alzo rlly funny liztening to them talk abt darius. the cruzh iz even more obviouz thiz time around#jar of rebuke#dr jared hel#the fucked up deer#potap drawz
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I was today years old when I learned a vixen is a fox, not a deer. But I made this already, so enjoy!!
#radiostatic#staticradio#voxal#alastor#vox#radiosilence#hazbin hotel#my art#look i wasnt the only one who thought a vixen was a female deer#my sister did too#so we're both dumb HAHA#i think i mixed up vixen for venison#who knows#vox is still a fuck boi#so there
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Hi! So I was watch a play-through of a game and they came across a certain creature. A thought occurred to me and I decided to draw it :]
Anyways I hope you have a lovely rest of your day/night and know that you’ve inspired me (and probably a lot of others) to try and make my own comic/future iteration. You’re really cool and talented! :D
O h. OH HELL YEAH THIS FUCKING THING
#rain deer my beloved#you picked so normally looking screenshot of this fucked up creature#it's okay#LOOK AT IT'S LEGS#ahahHH
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Spending two whole days drawing self-indulgent middle-aged men yaoi? Couldn't be me (even though it definitely was).
#rot's art#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#duckiedeer#this is self-indulgent as all fuck#But i regret nothing <3#Oh yeah and I redesigned Al#chopped off his stupid fuckass bob and made him more deer-like#I think he's very neat!#ngl I think this ended up being some of my Best Ever Work
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Anatomy of Alastors demonic forms
#Alastor#hazbin hotel#we know he got shot in the head by a hunter and that’s how he died#and that that’s prob tied to why he’s a deer demon#and radio dial eyes is obv because of his ties to being a radio host in life and now in death#but do we know anything about the stitches and broken neck#in a lot of scenes we see him twist his neck violently#and in his demons forms it’s always crooked#did his neck get snapped during or after he was shot?#I guarantee you that if we ever get a scene where Alston’s neck is bare it will have a fucked up scar or something#I’ve heard theories that the stitches on his mouth could be tied to his constant smile#either that his smile is such an important feature that it became permanent in death#or that whoever he made a deal with made it so he’s not able to actually talk about it#could be both even because in some scenes there’s only stitches in the corner of his mouth and in the deal scene they’re all the way across#personally the stitches in combo with the deer form and the fact he was killed by a hunter makes my mind go to taxidermy#it kind of looks like he was stuffed and stitched up#I’ve also seen people compare his stiches to those voodoo dolls#but I dont know enough about them to make any kind of comparison
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tim puts bloodstained gloves into his microwave and bernard's chef-senses start tingling
#tim: *rewires a kitchen appliance as a vigilante gadget*#bernard waking up in a cold sweat: something is wrong#so fucking funny that they made tim have a chef boyfriend when everything about his kitchen is fucking unusable#ik bear feels like gagging everytime he walks into tim's kitchen#bear trembling and shaking like a newborn deer: tim baby why is the only knife you have a butter knife?#bear retching: tim loml why do you only have 3 cups#bear stonefaced when the oven light switch he pressed turns the oven into some kinda GPS: so just fuck my quiche then huh?#tim drake#bernard dowd#timbern#timber#dc#td:r spoilers#td:r#1k
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imaginary charisma (my gf's fake)
#but the headpats r so real#im normal#been a while since i harrassed the deer i feel like ive been shirking my duty#throw the meat and the dogs want moooorreee#my art#oc art#sona art#digital art#doodlings#i should have them for dinner#like not as a date thing#i wish the pastor to hip piercings pipeline was real and not something i made up#this is so fucked up
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YALL HOLY SHIT
LOOK WHAT SOMEBODY DROPPED OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
#omg omg omg ive literally pined after this moment for years#ive always wanted a shed antler....#AND NOW I HAVE IT!!!#now if you all will Excuse me#i need to go wash this puppy!!!#bc deer are Not clean and im not gonna just let an antler Fresh From The Outdoors in my room#i dont think it needs a Soak but#yk. a good scrub! some soap! hot water!#just to make sure!!!#photos from the bog#oh im so happy. oh im so Stoked#shoutout to my stepdad who found it!!#when i turned and saw him holding it up outside#i nearly leapt through the glass in my Complete delight#i finally have an antler <3 where the fuck am i gonna put this <3
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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Remember that you, as an herbivore, are not weak.
You are equipped with tools for survival that can leave a predator reeling, as vulnerable and exposed as they think you are
How brave of you to live amongst your killers; staring unflinchingly into the hunter's eyes, issuing a silent challenge
Use your horns and hooves and teeth and claws to ensure your survival
Do not allow yourself to be deceived by them.
You are fierce.
#otherkin#therian#alterhuman#therianthropy#deerkin#deer therian#marshdeerkin#marsh deer therian#use your shit to fuck shit up#orias writes
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fucked up deer(ule)
#i have not watched centaurworld but yeah that sure is a fucked up deer alright#196#rule#meme#annihilation#scp#scp 2845#adventure time#centaurworld#infinity train#alan dracula#fucked up deer#my posts
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asking for definitely no reason absolutely no drawing in progress why do you ask? details of the types of deer below the poll
Blacktail- known for having large ears. common in western america
Whitetail- known for (gasp) having white tails. common in western america.
Elk- second largest species in deer family, although most people dont really think of them as deer. known for screaming. common in foresty america.
Reindeer- you know dasher and dancer and donner and vixen. found in mountainous northern america.
Coues- a specific type of whitetail. called "grey ghosts", they are known for being elusive. common in arizona mountains
Roe- small, reddish deer. has antlers that look actually pretty close to his. not native to america
Fallow- the deers with the spotted backs. usually kept deer, not necessarily wild in america. invasive to united states
Red- one of the largest deer species. they bark and roar. often dark red/brown with cream bellies. used as venison. have been found in texas, georgia, and pennsylvania
#alastor#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hartradio#hazbin fandom#its just.#their bodies are so different#and their antlers are all different shapes!#so yes im drawing him as a fucked up deer#but i have to commit to a type of deer#or risk making this ugly inaccurate deer amalgamation#hazbin alastor#alastor headcanons
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i can't stop thinking how funny it would be if gareth's brothers did in fact recognise him and were just like 'well clearly he has his reasons so let's all be good big bros and pretend we don't know him' and then spend the next few weeks before he goes off on his quest pretending extremely badly that they have never ever met this kitchen boy before nope not at all even while other knights are looking at them and looking at gareth and going 'hmmm'
#gawain can't resist giving weird brotherly pep talks every time he passes him like 'keep up the good work kid! we're all rooting for you!'#and then turns to ragnelle to whisper loudly 'that was ok that was normal and convincing right' while she rolls her eyes#gaheris bumps into him in a corridor and startles like a deer and is like 'hahaha random kitchen boy i certainly have never met before what#fine weather we are having in these parts hahaha i shall be leaving now through the door over there good bye' and then#walks into a broom cupboard and has to awkwardly back out again while gareth stands there#holding a broom that he was just about to put back in the broom cupboard#agravaine nearly manages to pass by without incident while gareth is scrubbing floors but at the last second brotherly instinct takes over#and he kicks the bucket of suds over yelling 'you missed a spot dickwad!' before sprinting away#gareth is just 'wow my brothers are bigger freaks and weirdos than i remember i don't want to be associated with these losers'#meanwhile arthur is like 'kay can you please just tell them all that you know who he is because i cannot take this farce much longer'#kay: ... oh so now im not allowed to have fun am i? fucking tyrant
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just finished Season 9 for the first time,
have some scrunkly character designs :P
#lloyd garmadon#kai ninjago#lloyd ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago#character design#lloyd: part oni. part dragon. wholeass boy#me: so have some fucked up deer thing. yes hes lloyd dont question it#also id like to point out#that the boys match#kai grew his hair out so he could have a tiny plait too
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The Prey Hunter
#faith the unholy trinity#faith trilogy#john ward#michael davies#amy martin#me doods#love using a black background actually#love the fucked up deers
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