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sleepynegress · 2 years

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YOU - Season 4 Trailer

#my shit is back!!!#you #joe #marienne #traaaash #drama #sociopathic sheninagans #the beeeard #pleeease be smart enough to survive this man marienne #I wish there were a super-fine black man for marienne #but then again #he'd probably be fodder for joe #so nevermind #netflix you #you netflix

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scrambleseggy · 2 months

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Guh i cannot wait to start growing a beeeard

#picking up some hair loss prevention today just bc my ass is paranoid lol #my family all had a full head of hair but ive spent too much time on this mop to potentially lose it LOL

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dxsturbia · 4 months

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I hope it saaaaved you

CRYING IN MALIBU

Cause you were lookin <s> for a beeeard<\s>

LMAOO

That was my theory she broke up with him and she was like I’m too gay to get married to a man

And Max is not their type

#love notes to imaginary friends

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anachronisims · 4 years

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Tobiah: “Hey, sleepy chipmunk! Ready to go back outside?”

Tobiah: “Uuuup! Here we go! Let’s look at some birdies, and then see if I can’t get you to say ‘dada,’ hmm, Linus? Say ‘dada!’ ‘Dada!’”

Linus: “Beeeard!”

Tobiah: “Eh, at least we’re getting closer.”

#meraki y1d6 #brown: tobiah #brown: linus #brown lineage #ts2 gameplay #ts2 test of time #test of time challenge #ts2 historical #historical sims #meraki

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staufdog420 · 6 years

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A Long, Long, String of Dialogue Where I Complain About Something Everyone Likes

AT RISE:

A PROTAGONIST.

PROTAGONIST: Fuck you, I’m no strawman! I love Star Wars! Gimme more of that wonderful mush! Wooooo!

The PROTAGONIST runs offstage, making lightsaber noises.

Could it be... that it’s okay for people to like over-hyped creative oatmeal?

A DISNEY EXECUTIVE enters.

DISNEY EXECUTIVE: Gen-X money is the best money, because they have nothing else to contribute to the world.

WAIT! COME BACK PROTAGONIST! Didn’t you hear that shit? God damn it!

PROTAGONIST re-enters.

PROTAGONIST: Who are you, why do you look so evil?

DISNEY EXECUTIVE: I’m the man who gave Luke Skywalker a beard!

PROTAGONIST: I LOOOOVE BEEEARDS. WOOSH! WOOSH! THIS IS THE GREATEST YEAR THAT HAS EVER HAPPEN. HYPE. HYPE. EPIC. EPIC. AMAZING.

PROTAGONIST exits again, screaming TIE fighter noises.

DISNEY EXECUTIVE: We’re selling “Old Man Luke” beards now. The only reason we gave Luke a beard was because mist 40-50 year-olds can grow them. But those who can’t can take our corporate mandated shortcut! And they’ll thank us.

I respect your evil, but I hate what you’ve done to social media.

DISNEY EXECUTIVE: That’s all I ask.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.

#i hate society #writing #daily writing #plays #short plays #out december 15th #is anybody even rwading these anymore #just kill me #woosh woosh

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