Dew: *sighs*
Phantom: You bored?
Dew: Yeah.
Phantom: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Dew: I thought you’d never ask.
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Rain sitting cross legged at the edge of the lake with a frog cupped in his hands: Hello frog.
Dew, sat by a tree near the lake watching him and chuckling: I don't think he can understand you Rain.
Rain, pouting slightly: you're right, i need to use a better form of communication.
Dew, in a teasing tone, a look of amusement on his face: Oh yeah? You gonna croak at it?
Rain, already mimicking the frogs croaks: croaaaaaak owahhhhhhh
Dew, dumbfounded: That's- that won't work
Rain, listening to the frog then turning to Dew: He said you're wrong
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Phantom: Um I’m not good with human language but..
Copia: It’s ok you are newly summoned so it makes sense, just do your best and tell me what’s wrong
Phantom: Ok…There is a Jerry in my room
Copia: I’m sorry, a what?—
Phantom: A Jerry
Copia:
Phantom: you know from the cartoon Tom and Jerry..
Copia: Oh…
Phantom: Yeah…So can we bring Tom? Do we have a Tom?
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Cumulus: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sodo: You mean today or like in general?
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I fully believe Mountain would listen to Hozier. I also think that he hums/sings along to Like Real People Do while him and Rain cuddle together in the greenhouse during a storm.
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wonderful out of context exchange that happened between @emu-otori-beloved and @no-beans-or-kids that reminded me of ghost.
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*over text*
Mountain: sends an edit of Aether
Dew: woof woof awoo
Mountain, taking a screenshot: I'm sending that to Aether.
Dew: WAIT!-
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Copia, on the tour bus: do you even know what country you guys are in now!?
Phantom and Swiss, high as fuck:USA?
Copia:that is correct
Copia:and what state are you guys in now?
Dew, sky high:constant anxiety
Rain also sky high: denial
Mountain even higher:California
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Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!
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Phantom, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Dew: *half asleep* Phantom, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.
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Swiss: People think just because Mountain is the biggest ghoul he's not scared of anything.
Cumulus: what they fail to realise is, he's just a big jumpy boy.
Mountain, stood in the kitchen area: Hey I'm not that jumpy, it's not my fault if some stuff scares me, everyones got fears.
Swiss: Everyone does have fears Mount, but you're scared of your own shadow.
Mountain, about to protest: Hey thats not-
*The toaster suddenly pops up with the bread Mountain had put in there less than two minutes ago.*
Mountain, screaming and jumping about two feet into the air: This doesn't mean anything! Toasters jump scare you when you least expect it!
Swiss: Sure they do big guy, sure they do.
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Copia, pointing a camera at Dew : There he is, our sweet baby.
Dew, holding a cigarette and a beer : What-?
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Aether: Our den is a bottomless well--
Swiss: Bottomless!? Where did Dew go???
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Sodo, on the phone: Papa, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Copia: Why the hell do you need $5000?
Sodo: For an escape room.
Copia: What kind of an escape room costs that much money?
Sodo: ...jail.
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Rain: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains
Dew: oh good, a ray of hope for Swiss
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