We’re inside the Magnus archives and I am kissing you with so much tongue. Too much tongue. More tongue than should reasonably fit in a human mouth. You want to scream but you can’t because I am kissing you with my many tongues and in the dim light from the halogen bulbs you swear you can see teeth. So many, many teeth. Grinning wide from my thousands of hungry mouths before I swallow you whole.

Wake up babe new lietner dropped

Go say hi shes so sweet :3333

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“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

More memes cos this man was a legend

uh oh

UH OH

It fit too well to not do that

we are so back !!!!!!!

the magnus archives but the cast just works at a mcdonalds

The Magnus Archives:

The horrors are lurking, they are scheming and you will find yourself firmly in their grasp only when you can no longer hope to escape

The Magnus Protocol:

The horrors are here to beat yo ass, they will stab you and then call the police on themselves, try not to get eaten by a building ✌

the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.

I hear ‘hilltop road’ and ‘John’ and suddenly I am a sleeper agent who has just heard their code

Me trying to explain to my partner why Sam getting an email from a guy named Jon is so scary

My husband has gone off to war (tmagp is taking a break), I know not when he returns (April 11th).

Avatar of The Eye but its just a 14 year old girl in secondary school constantly doodling eyes on her hands and is inadvertently being used by the eye as a walking cctv camera