Anne: Why are all my female friends girlfriends? First Jess & Ally, then Dr Jan & Terri, and now look! *points to Sasha and Marcy holding hands* Even my girlfriends are girlfriends.

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

Can I help you ?

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

Can you pull on my hair daddy? 🙈

source: maplemistyx

[ Devour ]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”