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lewisvinga · 6 days

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como no te voy a querer | jude bellingham x alonso! fem! reader

summary; when the princess of the paddock is dating the golden boy of real madrid but she happens to have a grid full of drivers who are very protective of her

fc; rita mota

warnings; cursing i think, suggestive comment

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03 @c-losur3

note; saw fernando at the benrabeu at the semifinals and i had to…. BUT WE’RE GOING INTO THE UCL FINALLLL!!! A POR LA 15😭🤍🤍🤍 pls don’t mind the misspelt bernabéu in one of the tweets lollll

masterlist !

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liked by judebellingham, fernandoalo_official, and others !

yourusername: when in spain….

tagged; judebellingham

fernandoalo_official: siempre tan linda, mija😍 [always so pretty, my daughter]

yourusername: papáaaa🥹🥹

judebellingham: wowwwww

judebellingham: well aren’t you a lovely lady 🥴

yourusername: ur fine too i guess…🙄

yourusername: jk ur very fine 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

maxverstappen1: she’s a child.

yourusername: i’m 20????🤨

charles_leclerc: a child.

username: omg her sign for el clásico 😭what a queen tbh

username: y/n 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

username: jude can u fight? 🤔🤔

carlossainz55: pq estabas en españa sola??🤔 [why were you in spain alone]

yourusername: because i’m spanish and my bf lives here?🤔

fernandoalo_official: you’re with your boyfriend alone???

yourusername: no edu is always there 🙄

camavinga: 🤗🤗

judebellingham: edu😘😘

landonorris: and why are you flirting with someone else when u have a girlfriend ….

yourusername: oh like your bromance w carlos doesn’t exist !

username: nah the drivers comments are always so funny😭😭

yourusername: oh it’s torture, can’t even appreciate my sexy bf in peace 🙄

camavinga: OUR sexy bf😘

username: CAMA OH??😭

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yourusername: i guess you could say i get my cuntiness from my dad xx

tagged; fernandoalo_official, georgerussell63, carmenmmundt, landonorris, judebellingham

location; miami 🌴

username: not her tagging jude on her lips 😭😭

username: me n who ong

fernandoalo_official: i’m cunty or whatever the hell it is you guys say

yourusername: tea 💅

username: THE CHEETAHHH PRINT😍

username: here before simp jude

judebellingham: wow.

judebellingham: just wow.

judebellingham: you are unbelievable 😍😍

yourusername: 💗💗💗💗

landonorris: STAND BACK 🤺🤺🤺

judebellingham: a lot of talking for a man who asked for my jersey🥱🥱🥱

yourusername: he got you there….

landonorris: okay fine… you win this time…

username: the alonsos are so cunty

username: PARTY NANDOOOO

username: i will never get over her n jude sawrry😖😫😖

maxverstappen1: well you better.

username: HUHHH???😀

charles_leclerc: stinky man around y/n, you’ll get over it

yourusername: you guys are sooooo…..

judebellingham: max is just mad abt el clásico score 😬😬

maxverstappen1: damn right.

carlossainz55: only time jude is tolerable 😁

yourusername: not very madridista of u carlos

judebellingham: yeah🙄🙄🙄

carlossainz55: y/n protector first sorry🫡

carmenmmundt: gorgeous gorgeous girl❤️❤️

yourusername: ily🥹

yourusername: also tell george to stop sending jude threats over instagram

georgerussell63: no.

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; going back home hungover 😬] [caption 2; morning 💗 judebellingham] [caption 3; date night fit 🤺] [caption 4; mi amor 🤍🤍 judebellingham]

judebellingham wow😍😍😍😍

judebellingham u single ??????

yourusername yeah:/// my bf has another bf:///

judebellingham HES MY BFF!!!!😖😖

yourusername cus why did cama see u in the showers almost naked after signing a new contract…..🤨🤨

judebellingham like you haven’t seen less🙄🙄

yourusername whyd u say that my dad saw and now’s he’s questioning me😭

yourusername he said why aren’t u preparing for the match 🙄

judebellingham ur dad is scary

judebellingham tell him the match is in 7 hours i still have chill time 🙄🙄

judebellingham DONT mention the rolling eyes emoji he is scary enough

yourusername fernando alonso??? scary??? a menace maybe,,,,🤣

yourusername good luck my love 💗 take it easy on the knee though!

judebellingham i’ll try, it’ll be a tough match:/

yourusername papa alonso said good luck too

judebellingham tell him i said tyvm😁😁😁

georgerussell63 why is he shirtless 🤨

yourusername you’re one to talk…

maxverstappen1 🤮🤮

yourusername ahhhh u madddddddd

yourusername la liga champion😛😛

maxverstappen1 i have 3 wdcs🙄🙄

yourusername and yet, real madrid won la liga!

maxverstappen1 tap in merchant 😒😒😒

yourusername ……

yourusername he scored a banger at el clasico i wouldn’t speak if i were u

maxverstappen1 😒😒😒😒

lewishamilton u should’ve been at the met 🙄

yourusername gf duties calls😞

charles_leclerc …..

charles_leclerc why is he around u naked🤔

yourusername bc he’s my bf????🤨

charles_leclerc why

yourusername bc i love him??

charles_leclerc but why

yourusername bye charles 🙄🙄🙄

charles_leclerc WHYYY

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yourusername: como no te voy a querer?🤍🤍 [how am i not going to love you?] congratulations on making it to the final, mi amor, te quiero mucho🤍🤍 [my love, i love you so much] and so so proud of you and the squad 🫶🫶

tagged; judebellingham, vinijr, lukamodric10

judebellingham: my lucky charm

judebellingham: i love you so much

judebellingham: te quiero 😍

yourusername: when he speaks spanish for you🥴🥴🥴

fernandoalo_official: so that’s why i can hear y/n giggling…

username: jude speaking in spanish for y/n, this is so sick

username: ME AND WHO😩😩

username: thank u y/n for blessing us w jude 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

username: can’t believe joselu scored a brace 😭

username: we gonna get a bellingol soon #trust

carlossainz55: A POR LA 15😍😍 hala madrid🤍

yourusername: now u wanna act fine w jude 🙄

carlossainz55: WHO CARES WE’RE IN THE FINAL!!!

maxverstappen1: I CARE!!! heja bvb or however it goes!!🙄🙄

oscarpiastri: you gotta respect max for keeping up the hater act icl

judebellingham: he sure hates a lot for someone who lost his win streak

maxverstappen1: hey watch it…

carlossainz55: can we get back to the fact real madrid is in the ucl final???🤍🎉🎉

judebellingham: yes😁

vinijr: Y/NNNNNNN HALA MADRIDDDDDD

yourusername: HALA MADRID NUESTO MOTM !!! [our motm/man of the match]

fernandoalo_official: good game, jude👍

judebellingham: omg thank you so much, sir! it means a lot!😊

camavinga: who are you and what did you to do my jude

aurelientchm: that’s not jude…🤣

rodrygogoes: ‘😊’

yourusername: well, he’s MY jude and he’s just scared of my dad🙄🙄

charles_leclerc: good.

landonorris: good.

lewishamilton: good.

maxverstappen1: good.

georgerussell63: good.

alex_albon: good.

judebellingham: oh! 😀

yourusername: don’t mind them🙄

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letsgolando-4 · 3 months

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Daniel: Are you in love with Charles?

Max: No.

Daniel: Then why are you writing ‘C+M’ everywhere?

Max, sweating: It stands for cuntiness and manslaughter.

#Lestappen #chaotic lestappen #daniel ricciardo #charles leclerc #max verstappen #source: f1incorrects #f1 #formula 1 #meme #incorrect quotes

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two-white-butterflies · 1 year

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Coaxed You Into Paradise - c. 1

Description: The life of Saera Targaryen told in four acts. She was her father's forgotten daughter, cast aside as she looked nothing like her mother. Her younger days were spent beside her uncle. Years following her marriage with Ser Harwin Strong, she catches him in an affair with her older sister. She returns to seek solace in the arms of her uncle, that she's loved all her life.

(Coaxed You Into Paradise and High Infidelity Rewrite.)

masterlist for this series

Chapter One: Valyrian Necklace

Daemon Targaryen was born long before his niece. He was aware of the fact that he lived a life without her – but he couldn’t remember it. He couldn’t feel the hilt of his sword, nor the moans of the whores he used to visit in Silk Street. He couldn’t remember what life was like without her.

He stares at her from across the garden, feeling coldness radiate off his body. His niece used to be a child, but now that she was a woman-grown – his heart couldn’t help but mellow at her tune. Her lips were thin and pink, eyes pulsing purple, her mantle was clad in black and red. She was made for him.

“Uncle.” the girl opens her mouth to speak, following after him. She was his shadow. Wherever he was – she was sure to follow. “Saera,” he states with warmth, turning around to face his little niece. “It is a fine day, is it not?” she questions, attempting to spark small-talk. “It is this way because of you, my dragon.” he was quick to retort, hands reaching to cup her face.

His beautiful girl.

There was a moment’s silence, Saera found herself clamoring to stand beside her uncle. “Did you come here to pester me about the day?” he inquired playfully, hands placed behind his back and walking slowly along the garden. “My father has forbidden me to ride Melarys. I was hoping that you could talk some sense into him.” she rested her lips, stopping for a while once she noticed that he stopped walking.

“The trick, my dear, is to not ask for his permission.” he winks, hands placed around the small of her waist. Daemon Targaryen was conniving, intimidating and cunty – but when he was around his little niece. He felt weak on his knees. “You want me to become a rebel against my father’s orders?” she raised an eyebrow. He shrugged.

He knew for certain that Saera was perfect – obedient and chaste, but it wouldn’t save her. She needed to grow thick skin in order to survive their home. “Do what you wish, Saera. I won’t stop you.” he pondered.

She pauses for a while, thinking about his advice.

“Come with me, Daemon.”

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They both halted in front of the Dragonpit. Saera’s eyes were shining with happiness, Daemon couldn’t dare steal it away. “Let’s race from here to your keep.” he offered, lifting his arms to pet Caraxes. “Why do you arrange a match to lose?” she taunted, doing the same with Melarys.

Her dragon was a beautiful thing. Its wings and scales were pale white. Melarys was the smallest dragon in the Targaryen’s roster. Whatever she lacked in scale was made up for with her speed. Melarys was fast, a mere man wouldn’t be able to spot her once she flew – but the sound of her whistle always gave her spot away.

“I will not lose, Saera.” he defended himself, watching as the dragon keepers saddled the dragons. She rolled her eyes at his statement. “Are you rolling your eyes at me?” he opened his mouth, her lips turned upwards into a smile. “I’m not.” she lied, looking away from him.

“Fine, as proof of my solemnity – the winner gets to have something.” he laid out, but his plan was already etched weeks in advance. He’s been meaning to give her this gift, and now was the perfect time. “Kepus, I don’t even worry of what I’ll give to you if you ever win. I know for certain that I will.” she said in a cocky tone.

He stares at her, a soft smile painted on his lips.

“If you are that certain, give your old man a head start.” he chuckled, patting Caraxes gently – prompting the dragon to lift off the ground. His dragon exits the dragon keep. He stared back, watching Saera’s figure slowly get smaller and smaller.

He was alone in the skies for the first five minutes. Daemon smiled, feeling victory. ‘Finally, for once in my entire fucking life – I’m able to win against Melarys.’ he thought to himself, enjoying the pale blue sky in front of him – wind blowing against his hair.

Five minutes turned into ten.

And then he hears whistling.

“Fucking cunt.” he mumbled, feeling the whistling move past him. It was Saera – who already bested him another mile. His lips were pressed into a thin line, Caraxes roared underneath him. He leans closer to his dragon. “Everytime, Caraxes.” he whispered and the dragon roared once more.

“You always let your paramour win.” he grumbled and Caraxes moved a little faster. But the dragon’s efforts were wasted, because Melarys had already landed at the finish-line. Daemon fishes for the necklace inside his pockets. He sees the grassy fields at the sides of his eyes.

His eyes were blurred, a sign of his old age. Even if he was blind, he could still see her body – even when deaf, could hear her voice – even when dead, could be brought to life by her. He sees a small dot in the middle of the field. It was Saera and she was unamused with his defeat.

Caraxes landed strongly, his claws creating horizontal lines on the grass. She looks up at him. He still couldn’t see her properly. “You lose again, uncle.” she taunted with a soft smirk, her hands were crossed, eyes giddy with excitement at the possibility of her uncle giving her another gift.

“I intended for that to happen.” he argued while descending from his dragon. He was able to see her face now. “I’m sure you did.” she snarks while walking closer, chest almost colliding with her uncle. “Now, it’s time for my prize.” she reminded.

Daemon acted like he was disappointed. A childish show of endearment. “Close your eyes,” he commanded. “And hold out your palms.” he ordered and she complied obediently. Saera was spoiled by him. He used to give her the most exotic presents, a scarf from the Kingdom of Leng, and jade tiara made by the finest jewelers were examples of his devotion to her.

She holds out her arms in anticipation. A smile couldn’t be eased off her lips. He holds her hand, dropping the Valyrian necklace safely on her soft palms. She opens her eyes without his instruction. Saera gasps at the beauty of his gift. “Kepus.” she whispers softly, “I cannot possibly receive this.” she declines trying to put the necklace back on his hands.

“It was made for you, my dragon.” he started. “Do you know what it is made of?” he inquired, testing her knowledge with metals. “Valyrian steel, but I don’t understand – why are some parts of it red?” she questioned curiously, she raised her head staring at him with doe eyes. “It is made of my blood, now turn around.” he commanded again, taking the necklace off her hands.

She turns around, whisking her hair away from her nape. “It is beautiful, I’ll never take it off.” she exaggerates, feeling the cold metal touch her neck. His hands were warm while he clasped the necklace together. Tugging on it softly to ensure that it won’t be taken off. “I wouldn’t want you taking it off,” he asserted while pressing a soft kiss on the back of her head.

She turns right back around, eyes meeting his own. Her fingers found itself playing with the chain around the necklace. Daemon found it beautiful, like a babe teething off her mother’s fingers. “Thank you, kepus. If I had known, I would’ve given you ten more minutes.” she chuckled while wrapping her arms around him. He welcomed her embrace. Finding her warmth quenching his cold.

next part

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#daemon targaryen #daemon targaryen x oc #ser harwin strong #harwin strong x oc #coaxed you into paradise #daemon targaryen x original character #cheating #cliche #a rewrite

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something-about-sunflowers · 8 months

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Alright, *cracks knuckles, back, pussy, crack, etc* more trailer to break down.

Mirror image of the shot in the teaser? Was it flipped for a reason or are we getting more than one scene like this? What boat are they on? It's not the dinghy, not the revenge (I don't THINK?), and they're not dressed the way they are with the Chinese pirates. (Red scarf presence noted.)

Speaking of: Is this 'Susan' he's talking to? This has to be early on, he's not got his cunty little earring yet. (Just trying to nail SOME of the timeline down, you understand.)

Scarf. Feeling more and more sure it's Ed's silk.

Oluwande 💚. The way this dialogue is cut seems like they're skipping something, the way Olu says 'you dumped him' doesn't flow with the conversation the way it would if it was a immediate response to Stede's 'no, why would he do that?'

Presented without comment.

They're eating the wedding cake. :)

This is presumably happening while Ed is throwing knives at Izzy's head. :(

Anyway. This looks like they're definitely trying to get Blackbeard to stop -

- doing this so they can get through the storm or tell him something's gone wrong. Maybe Izzy's foot/leg gets real bad during the storm? Could be a lot of things.

Initially I thought this might be a precursor to him menacing Frenchie in the one shot in the EW article, but that's in the galley not Stede's cabin and this is a bucket full of bottles (alcohol) and with Frenchie it's a box with bottles (containers, possibly food but I think it looks more likely to be medicine)

(for reference)

I think this is in the auxiliary wardrobe, bride figure in the top right.

Izzy looks MISERABLE here. Whether it's the idea of him knowing EXACTLY why they're at a wedding or because he's in a hell of a lot of pain (foot still present and infected and all that) or some unfortunate combination of both (likely both), I want to wrap him up in a blanket burrito and give him forehead kissies. Also, wider shot here lets me update who's where on the topdown, so:

Jim

Izzy

Frenchie

Fang

Archie

Unnamed bald one with the studded bracers behind Izzy in the previous shot

Ed. Ed you are like. Consistently seen smoking from a pipe. You can't handle a blunt? Or is the weed too dank? Also, pretty sure this is him and Anne and/or the person she's with in the shots a bit after this.

This is why I thought it might have been the shot from the EW article but again, different container with different miscellanea and different room. He. Does seem to be. Interacting with Frenchie a lot though. And. This instance seems very specifically similar to. To him interacting with. A certain someone else. In season 1. . . I'm not saying Izzy's out with a case of Leg Gone and Ed's leaning on Frenchie in the aftermath. . . but.

I feel this so hard. We've all been there Ed. Anyway I'm pretty sure this is the same place he's smoking with mysterious, mostly offscreen, light skin-toned hand person who may or may not be Anne and/or her friend. (No scarf.)

Genuinely I feel like the nose staying on his face would look more believable without the ribbon. Lucius didn't need a ribbon for his finger. Maybe if it was horizontal as opposed to diagonal? It looks LOOSE and that makes it seem like it's not secure enough to be staying on his face like it is.

Deserved (the punch). My baby's leg tho. :'(c It's not even the right height for him. Look how he's gotta bend his other leg just standing.

Olu fighting someone???

Bracer looks like guy number 6 from the wedding raid but this doesn't look like it's on a ship. This guy also seems to have a beard or something that the other guy didn't so idk.

Cracked the code here thanks to @tizzyizzy pointing out something in my server. I was right about this not being during the storm. I was wrong about it being a possibly mutiny. I'm gonna jump a bit ahead in the trailer in a sec to explain but: Ed's got a rock tied around his waist here. You can see the rock at the bottom of the screen.

You can see the line go taut and pull him down.

You can see the rock continue to pull him down. (The rock is right at the bottom of the screen.)

Jumping ahead in the trailer and. Well. Rock with some rope tied around it. (Once again, thank you Tizzy 🙏 you eagle eyed hero) The lighting certainly matches better than the storm did. The question is: Is Hornighost trying to talk him into it or out of it? (And. Yknow. Is he a ghost at all, even?)

Back to where we jumped from. Are these guys wearing the same clothes as the guy Stede 'did a punch' to? Looks like it. *Black Pete voice* What IS this fucking timeline!

Love that Izzy is the only one who doesn't duck away. Also 👀 Lucius spotted. Is he holding hands with Jim? He certainly seems comfortable positioned right between the two little killers doesn't he? ;3c

'Oh no my boat :'(c' Is anyone still on board or did they take a dinghy and get outta there after the storm?

This.

(New promo pic.) This.

(Skipping ahead in the trailer.) And this, are all the same version of Stede. The outfit (weird little arm flappies, red sash) and location are the same. This is absolutely a dream sequence. Stede is dreaming about being the kind of pirate he wishes he was. I'd also venture as to guess this is the extent of his 'revenge on Izzy' that Some Of You are all so clamoring for.

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floatingcatacombs · 5 months

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The Little Guys Who Live on My Desk

12 Days of Aniblogging 2023, Day 11

Normally I take the 24th off, but I had a nice low-effort idea this year. Now that you’re trapped inside my post, I get to show you all the mecha girlies I keep in my work area to brighten my day. With any luck, this exercise will serve as a small window into my design taste. Pardon the dust.

GM Sniper II

I’m not a huge GM fan in general, but this variant is so cute. A lot of it comes from her head, which is very reminiscent of the AV-98 Ingram and even features its own cute antenna earpiece. I haven’t built any other early Universal Century kits, so I find the blockiness of the body and limbs extremely charming here.

Gundam Gremory

There’s ton to like with the Gremory. Her color scheme is one of the most unique I’ve ever seen on a Gundam, and using khaki for the legs as opposed to the usual white helps her really stand apart. The pink on her claws and chest fins and impish head really pops – she’s a nasty little femme, which is all the funnier considering that she’s piloted by a canonical butch lesbian from some IBO side manga. There’s a hood you can pull over her head, giving her something closer to a horned mono-eye look which I adore. And of course the heels and scythe and wings are as cunty as could be. She's all business.

The 30MMs

and tomoyo!

30MM is Bandai’s line of original mecha model kits, focusing on simple builds and customization through cross-compatibility with other 30MM and Gunpla. They got me hook, line, and sinker with these. My first build here was a white Cielnova, and I adored her beefiness and radar dish. Then I learned that there’s a line called Spinatia which are decidedly feminine but with just the right amount of abstraction about it. I grabbed an Assassin and a few miscellaneous parts, and ultimately decided to mix the two kits together. Now I’ve got a gunslinging magical girl robot with JNCOs, and a lanky evil borzoi. I love them. Next year’s 30MM lineup includes a mecha horse that could be used to make taurs, and Armored Core VI kits. I’m going to be feasting.

Narrative Gundam C-Packs

This one was built by my girlfriend, who insists that Gundam Narrative is a good movie. I can't argue with her because I haven't seen it, but I do love the titular mecha. We call her “smoked salmon girlie” on account of her lined pink psycho frame. I used to have my very first build, a Strike Freedom Gundam, in this spot, but we swapped it out with the Narrative Gundam while retaining the wings. I do love those wings… just looking at the MG-EX Strike Freedom makes me drool and if I was ever going to spend an exorbitant amount of money on a large model, it would be that one.

Maya Amano Nendoroid

Sometimes god intervenes and they make a figure of your waifu 23 years after the fact.

#12 days of anime #gunpla

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gojuo · 9 months

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Please don't take this as a hate ask , i am just curious why do you like Aemond when he represent all the flaws that you hate in the targaryens ? You hate Tywin (rightfully that asshole deserved to die painfully) because of his war crimes and killing innocent people *Elia and her children and the riverlands people* but Aemond basically did the same? He killed thousands of innocent people children included. Didn't spare the male line of house strong means he killed the male children too. You Jaeherys (rightfully again because that asshole was the cause of 80% of westros misogyny) but Aemond who spend the entire war spiting the most misogynistic words against his sister Rhaenyra, saying that she is weak because she has woman's parts, enslaves a woman who he has murdered her entire family and takes her as a war prize .

but Aemond basically did the same? He killed thousands of innocent people children included. Didn't spare the male line of house strong means he killed the male children too.

I mean, Aegon kinda did too? Let's not pretend like he wasn't killing people in Rook's Rest and ordering people's executions left and right during his reign either (whether it was justified or not is a different matter, because I definitely think there were a few of the executed who did not deserve to die). Obviously not on the level of Aemond with the Riverlands but I'm not going to pretend like I give a fuck about nameless and faceless Riverlanders lmfao, just like I'm not going to pretend like I care about House Strong 😂

The difference between him and Tywin is that 1. he wasn't killing people I actually cared about and 2. ain't nobody defending him or trying to justify what he did or calling him a military genius for it. I just enjoy Aemond as is because there's no pretentiousness involved. The narrative doesn't try to exonerate him of anything (like GRRM with Daemon), and neither are the fans, which is how it should be with villainous characters. Now, of course there'll always be fans that do the opposite but why tf would I be taking anyone that does that shit seriously first of all...

Aemond can kill as many people as he likes (sans the Dornish cuz that's where I draw the line), because nobody in our corner of the fandom excuses him for doing what he did or calling him a damn genius over his stupid campaign in the Riverlands. I'm fine with that because above all, it's the hypocrisy that I can't stand. Which is near non-existent with Aemond, so I'm cool with his character. I feel like that whole "HOTD/DOTD is about choosing your favorite war criminal" shtick suits Aemond the most out of the entire main cast. I don't need the characters I like to be morally pure, I need them to entertain me. Which is something Aemond does, with all those cunty lines shittalking the Strongs lmfao.

Besides that, he's literally a Green? The brother Aegon loved? The brother that was his partner in crime and stood by him? Why shouldn't I like him?

Whether his choices concerning Harrenhal and Alys were what started the Greens' significant losses in battle or not (and let's be real... it was because of him that Criston died) does not hinder my likeability of his character. Because that's what the Dance was all about: House Targaryen eating and killing itself because of their own pride. Like, I was not sad when Aemond died. I was not sad when Aegon died, not when Rhaenyra died, not Daemon, etc. etc. because that was always how this war was supposed to go down. House Targaryen destroyed by its own members, since that is like the only thing Targaryens are good at. Which includes Aemond, y'know. So I'm not bothered by what he chose to do when he separated from Criston, which then led to Butcher's Ball. Because it's fine. That is what was supposed to happen, thematically. It's not like Aemond did what he did to his family with malicious intent. I feel like from B&C onward, he went on a downwards spiral because of the guilt he felt. He was only 19 years old, too y'know, so it would make sense that he didn't really know what he was doing, just unleashing Vhagar thinking that could "fix" things. Especially since his big bro was out of the game and depending on him now.

Anyways I went a little off topic, but what I mean to say is that no one is being pretentious about the things Aemond did, unlike what fans do with Tywin and (especially GRRM himself with) Daemon and Rhaenyra, etc. you know?

when he represent all the flaws that you hate in the targaryens

Uhhhhh... where? What I don't like about Targaryens is their stupid delusional god-complex and false belief of racial superiority, which isn't something I've seen Aemond believe in. I mean he's got the superiority complex one would have as a Prince of a kingdom, but like .. that's to be expected and not something I'm going to fault him for.

enslaves a woman who he has murdered her entire family and takes her as a war prize

Enslave is a bit of a big word but from what we know of Alys, she and Aemond had a complex and very mysterious relationship that was reciprocated and of which we know little. So I'm not going to take Alysmond at face value, sorry.

You Jaeherys (rightfully again because that asshole was the cause of 80% of westros misogyny) but Aemond who spend the entire war spiting the most misogynistic words against his sister Rhaenyra

Oh man... you should definitely NOT go into my Naoya tag then bc you don't know me at aalllllllll 😂😂😂😂

Dude come on... Jaehaerys' misogyny is absolutely NOT comparable to Aemond calling the sister who wanted to torture him after her sons mutilated him gendered slurs liiikeeeeeee.... Shit I'd call her a fucking cunt too if she did that shit to me.

#aemond #anonymous #answered

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Am I gay

The C in melon stands for cunty, so absolutely

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Okay I said I was gonna post my new Gundam Rankings and since finishing a bunch of stuff I felt like a numbered list wouldn't do the series justice so instead here's a tierlist:

S Tier -Zeta Gundam -Turn A Gundam -Gundam 00 -Gundam 00: A Wakening of the Trailbrazer

A Tier -Gundam Unicorn -Witch from Mercury -Char's Counterattack -Gundam Thunderbolt

B+ Tier -ZZ Gundam

B Tier -Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 -08th MS Team

C Tier -Narrative Gundam

D Tier -Stardust Memory

I was thinking of writing explanations for each placement here but the more I thought about it the more I realized the explanations would get longer the lower I got because it'd just be me complaining about stuff.

So if anyone wants a more detailed explanation then send an ask and I'll go off. Instead, I'd like to say one thing I enjoyed about each series be it a scene, MS Design, song, or whatever. So here goes:

Zeta Gundam- This one just has a lot of favorites for me. Favorite mobile suit, favorite protagonist, favorite unhinged white women

Turn A- This series has, imo, the best episode in the entire franchise with Midnight Sun.

Gundam 00- This might be a hot take? But easily my favorite mobile suit designs on average for the whole series.

A Wakening of the Trailblazer- Two for One babyyy, Setsuna fucking rules so much and not only is he another favorite character of mine now but he might be one of the Gundam Protagonists to resonate with me the most

Unicorn- I've said it before on another post but that scene where Banagher uses the NT-D system to hold the tether on cargo ship and help it escape Earth's atmosphere is one my favorite scenes ever. I think that scene really represents everything that UC Gundam stands for with placing their hope on the next generation.

Witch from Mercury- This series got me into Gundam!!! It's far from perfect but I feel like it's had a very profound effect on my life in the past year. It's also responsible for just making me insane about this series and gunpla in general

Char's Counterattack- The ending to this movie felt like the perfect ending to the original Tomino Trilogy. The Axis Shock was the perfect way to end Amuro and Char's story and I wouldn't have it any other way

Gundam Thunderbolt- Literally some of the most insane visuals and soundtrack I think I've seen in an anime. Also, uh, Bianca Carlyle

ZZ Gundam- We got so many iconic and cunty looks from Haman in this one. Also, Haman, literally the best character in the series.

Mobile Suit Gundam '79- The place where it all start babyyyyy, it's so fucking iconic and influential. Don't let me placing in this B Tier confuse you or give the impression I think it's bad. Original Gundam is amazing and anyone who's seriously getting into the franchise should come around to watch this one, be it the series or the compilation movies.

08th MS Team- I think this one has one of my favorite endings for a gundam tv series. Both the Ep 11 ending and the entirety of Ep 12 as an epilogue. It was fitting, uplifting, and had the right amount of mystique and weird newtype shit going on for a UC series.

Narrative Gundam- The chase scene between Jona and the Phenex is one of the sickest action scenes ever. It's so fucking intense and you can feel Jona's body and MS being crushed under the g forces trying to keep up with the Phenex.

Stardust Memory- As much as I bitch about '83, I do think the animation is *very* good. Something about 90s animation really just hits different.

#scarlet.txt #Gundam #mobile suit gundam

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ccorinthian · 4 months

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The c in cptsd stands for cunty and the s stands for slay. Idk what the other letters stand for

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gavily · 2 years

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the c in charles stands for cunty

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legendarybelmondo · 10 months

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the 'c' in trevor c belmont stands for cunty

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BESTIE THE SERVE AT THE TFMA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. Dress code is boring, but our guy vampire Seonghwa served cunt!!! No shirt, just a vest, a choker, a nice suit... and then THE BOOBS, THE LEGS, THE SHOULDERS 😭😭😭😭 Mingi in a long coat 😩 Hongjoong looked cute in his hat

Seriously??? 👁👄👁 I just

About that dream I feel like I had 83637 dreams that night so idk what was going on, I remember a dark corridor and I think he bumped my head with mine because he was walking very close skufishdjsnshsjshshs the corridor was small though

I don't remember everything that happened in TVD, maybe because the actor annoyed me I just couldn't stand Damon anymore #growth 😭 but have fun watching! PLL is such a shitshow and just saying the ending was BOLLOCKS!!! But it started well tbh and was pretty spooky at times, so I enjoyed it

I considered censoring m*rried lmaoooo, but decided to be brave! Ohhh I'm glad the fic is going well. Hotcheeks will be very happy! I imagine writing threesomes is hard to navigate 😭 writing regular smut is challenging enough. I could never

The strawberry milk, the rose, the pink kitty ears and the cherry photocards sit at the same table aka FUCKING EXPENSIVE TABLE. No but really Hwa has so many good photocards it makes collecting them more satisfying! It's a torment, but worth it

I watched 3 episodes and a half of LIC so far but I think I'm gonna wait until the whole season comes out, maybe see some spoilers to brace myself 😬

Literally, sometimes we get random interactions and the world goes crazy but some interactions never happen or at least we don't have the honour of seeing any fucking proof 😩 this is a cruel world. Jackson played the part and served so many fanfiction worthy moments, others need to deliver as well, come on

(About Seulgi) E x a c t l y! The choreo is good, so why not do it in a more interesting setting ILLEGAL. The outfits were okaaaaay, but we could've gotten something truly stunning. I can't wait to see the photobooks though. I hope her next cb comes soon and she continues the dark vibe. Imagine siren Seulgi or full witch 👀

I'll be like "so, I found your lost brother" and pull up a whole ass banner. But I think he watched Tomorrow or is at least familiar with it? 🤔 I know it's so funny and the funniest thing is I didn't even bias him until later... but when I remembered the hip thrusts I was like 😳😳😳😳

DOES MISS Y/N EVEN END UP WITH HIM??? - now this is MY villain origin story ://// and no DYING unless someone wakes up as a vampire or something 😭😭😭😭 maybe I'll boycott and not read lmaooo

I knew you'd appreciate the Danceracha song, because they serveeeeed. Lino's vocals made me choke. I'm glad they do unit songs and they're always so different. Omg Cold as hell is one of my faves from INVU! Gotta make a full villain Y/N playlist!

My friends attended TMA and they're going to that Daegu concert as well. Very unfair, I'm happy for them, but THE JEALOUSY IS SWALLOWING ME WHOLE 😩 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

THE SERVE WAS INSANE BC PARK SEONGHWA LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO GIVE US THE MMMMH STAGE,,, HWA SERVED CUNTY VAMPIRE WITH THAT BLOND TOO HE WAS A CULLEN IN DISGUISE, STOP THE SHOULDERS STOP IM GONNA CHOMP,,, miNGI HE, THE GUY WITH GLASSES FROM ATEEZ TRENDING 😭😭 hongs hAT BUT WOOYOUNG????? thought he was jeno when i first saw him 😭😭😭😭

?????????????

??????? PT.2

Seriously??? 👁👄👁 I just

mmmh cover when WHEN WHEN THIS MAN IS ILLEGAL

u guys bumped head, hear me out this is a halloween au but in a haunted house, dark corridor = haunted house, he bumps into u = he's lost and follows u and u guys make convo HEAR ME OUT OKAY

LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 "#GROWTH" PLS FBKJHFK I SWEAR UR SO FUNNY I BE SCREAMING SOMETIMES, U KNOW IM NEVER GONNA WATCH PPL PLS JUST TELL ME WHO TF WAS X OR A BC IM TIRED,,, twilight (BUT HWA) and tvd and harry potter the ult spooky fall movies

DHGFKHC I WAS WONDERING WHY HAVENT U,,, be brave u became the bravest 😭😭😭😭 it is finally!! hopefully they are bc i do not care for this fic sdvhjkdfhhe REGULAR SMUT IS SO HARD I WRITE IDK HOW PPL WRITE THE OT8 VERSIONS GODBLESS 😭😭😭😭

I watched 3 episodes and a half of LIC so far but I think I'm gonna wait until the whole season comes out, maybe see some spoilers to brace myself 😬

I WONDER IF HE KNOWS HES THAT EXPENSIVE BC WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PRICES FOR THIS PC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 no yeah im also going to wait for it to fully release, i expected the rom-com to be like a business proposal but they got the spirit! i started the bad prosecutor tho!

EXACTLY !!!!! the world goes mental, i am world,,, no bc for what we know they've already had interactions and we never know 😭😭😭😭 YOOOO WE NEED JACKSON TO HOST A PARTY WITH ALL THE IDOLS WATTPAD THAT DAY WOULD GO CRAZY

no bc seulgi in a dark heavily beaded alexander mcqueen dress in a cathedral as a witch,, sm could never. EXACTLYYY THE DANCE IS SO PRETTY IT WOULDVE BEEN ACCENTUATED WITH A BETTER BG,, she could've pulled of the insane siren or heaven hell but dark lore something like this could have been miss girlies cb with a drop that's so villian like with a drop with a lot of bass! something like this :: seulgi would’ve gone slaygi mode

PLS DSNJBF DO IT !!!! IF HE WATCHED IT THEN WOOYOUNG BETTER HAVE MAKE IT KNOWN THAT HWA LOOKS LIKE HIM,,, NO BC IT IS SO FUNNT IT CRACKS ME UP WHAT A WAY TO BE INTRODUCED TO ATEEZ 😭😭😭😭 so u basically said “oh 😳😳 hips 😳😳 oh ☺️”

DOES MISS Y/N EVEN END UP WITH HIM??? - now this is MY villain origin story ://// and no DYING unless someone wakes up as a vampire or something 😭😭😭😭 maybe I'll boycott and not read lmaooo

....does she 👀 there are different pairings! hwa also has his own rmr that!! fdbjsdah oH I CANNOT GUARANTEE THE DYING BC THERE IS A LOT OF DEATH IN THIS FIC DEF,, #boycott 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE DHBJH

no bc wow what a song ive had it on repeat bc i was making a villain yn playlist and wow,,,, kpop groups need to drop songs like this for us dark lovers im rly obsessed COLD AS HELL THE PIANO IS SO CHILLING ITS AMAZING love when sm artists go dark bc the song quality is crazy

My friends attended TMA and they're going to that Daegu concert as well. Very unfair, I'm happy for them, but THE JEALOUSY IS SWALLOWING ME WHOLE 😩 - DV 💖

STOP. STOP. STOP STOP. THIS DGHFLSHEJHJS UR FRIEND NEEDS TO DRPP HD 1080P PHOTOS OF EVRYONE IM JEALOUS TO AN ABILITY I CANNOT FATHOM OBDFHJSAFJ IF MY SCHOOL DOES AN EXHANGE PROGRAM BEST FRIEND IM ABOUT TO MAKE MY A PHONE FANSITE CAMERA AND GO CRAZY,, ur friend better zoom in on kai's abs ok <3 UR FRIEND IS NOW A FANSITE

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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unlikely-ualentine · 3 years

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Does the "c" tag stand for catholicism or cunty? Be honest.

both ♥

#Anonymous

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prorevenge · 5 years

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Cruel Teacher Gets Yelled At By My Parents, Never Messes With Me Again

So, this happened back in my sophomore year of high school. Our school district is weird so we ended up having a separate freshman school then attending the “senior high school” for sophomore, junior, and senior year. That being said, it was basically my first year of high school all over again and I wasn’t exactly sure what to expect.

Queue Mrs. C (Cunt), an older Hispanic woman with the voice of fucking nightmares. I will NEVER forget how she sounded, ever. Very scratchy and ear-splitting high pitched voice that I hated. From the beginning of the year this woman had it out for not only me, but every single other student in our class. I didn’t mention that she was an art teacher. Hence, she thinks she’s important but she’s at the bottom of the food chain. Fourth period was when I came to her room, right before lunch, and she decided that she would make our lives infinitely harder by punishing us to not going to lunch for talking, slacking off, etc. Her threats were often empty, but pissed me off nonetheless.

The table I sat with had a group of people I became pretty close to in that class, and thus we were the loudest but we still finished our work. To sum up the things she said and did, most of the time she would call us out in class and say something like, “Get back to work or you’re staying for lunch,” or something generally like that. Then she would proceed to march up to us and get two inches from our faces, not even joking, and demand to know why we weren’t working.

Even if we were finished with our assignments and projects, she FORCED us to color pages or simply draw in our sketch book. She was one of those teachers that hated phones and would try to rip it out of your hands if she caught you looking at it for longer than 10 seconds. I wish I was kidding.

Mrs. C was the rudest, most disrespectful teacher I have ever known. She insisted that we be kind and sweet to her when she was the exact opposite to us. I know that there were many people who didn’t do their work, but when we had to make literal PowerPoint presentations and essays over every single project, I can understand why! Being one of the only white people in that class, she would always mutter things about me in Spanish so I couldn’t understand. It pissed me off. (My friends would translate). The hate grew as she continuously yelled in my face over the year, grabbed my earphones and yanked them painfully out of my ear, shamed me in front of my entire class for not knowing the answer to a question, repeatedly told me that she didn’t want me in the class, and even went so far as to STAND on our table (we had connected group tables) and rant about how she hated all of us and how she was, “tired with our shit.”

Then came the final blow.

The year before, my dad had suffered over twelve heart attacks and had nearly died. I was very upset after the incident, so my therapist passed a letter on to all of my teachers to notify them of the situation. Mrs. C was, surprisingly, nice. She didn’t yell at me and seemed to even...like me? It was very odd, to say the least, but once I got “better” and started acting more like myself then she went back to hating me.

Then came the week before everything. My mom suffers from borderline personality order and her family has a history of substance abuse. I was unaware that she was tripping on acid while me and my brother were at her house (my parents broke up before I was born, my five year old brother at the time is technically my half brother, different dad, but that’s a story for another day).

Anyway, while we were over I noticed how she became more and more manic and retreated to my room. She ended up falling on the kitchen floor and I had to clean up the blood from her head wound; my hands were drenched in it. I threw up, and she paid no mind. I cried myself to sleep and went to my dad’s the next day.

I told my therapist of the situation and she called my mom to ask if she was okay. The following weekend my mom called back and said she was scared of doing something bad. For the first time, my therapist went to a client’s house (aka my mom’s) with my mom’s dad and found her. She was high on mushrooms that our family friend had supplied and tried to kill herself. She was taken to a mental hospital and my family was told everything. My dad was heartbroken for her. I was heartbroken, too, to know the truth.

But this isn’t my sob story. This information is important because the Wednesday after this all happened (my mom had been taken to the hospital on a Friday) Mrs. C decided to be as cunty as she possibly could. I was already failing English due to my mental and emotional state plummeting, so was working on a paper in her class. I was literally reading a fucking book.

She marched over when I didn’t respond to my name being called and tore the book out of my hands. She asked me what I was doing and I told her, and she said, rhetorically, “Is this English?” Obviously not you stupid bitch. She only let me have the book when I told her I’d put the homework up and she walked away. I started reading again, because this was already a day late and this was the day it was due and cut-off time was by 4:20, no later.

She came back over and said, “Come outside with me, we’re calling your parents.” I obliged and trudged after her in front of the whole class, and she shut the door. The conversation began, and I’ll try to state it below as best I can remember.

Mrs C: Call your parents.

Me: They’re at work.

Mrs C: Do you know how HARD my life is dealing with all of you?

Me: ...

Mrs C: I ask you to work, and you don’t work. I ask you to put the homework away, and you don’t.

Me: I’m sorry, but my English homework is due today and if I don’t finish it then I’m going to fail the class.

Mrs C: Well you’re missing an assignment in my class, and you’re not in English. You’re taking up my time with this.

Me: Like I said, I’m going to fail english if I don’t get this turned in, which might mean I have to drop your class if I do.

Mrs C: The work is late because you didn’t do it. Who’s fault is that?

By this point I start crying because I haven’t let myself truly process the emotional turmoil that comes with knowing your mother is a suicidal drug addict.

Me: Things are really hard right now.

Mrs C, becoming colder even after I’m crying: I understand, but you need to get to work in this class. Why can’t you do your English at lunch?

Me: I’m leaving for a doctor’s appointment.

(Seeing my therapist):

Mrs C: Well then do it in the car. Why didn’t you do your English any earlier than today in my class?

Me: I worked on it first period but I couldn’t for chemistry and geometry. And like I said a lot is going on, my mom is in the hospital now..

Mrs C: You could bring your sketchbook when you visit her and draw.

My heart stopped. I was fucking FUMING. Not only does this dumb cunt have the nerve to tell me she “understands” my situation, but proceeds to state that I should be drawing while visiting my mother in the hospital? No one in their right mind would ever do this, and a teacher shouldn’t fucking expect an emotional student to either! She didn’t even sympathize with me at all! Agh....I’m getting angry just writing this.

I didn’t say anything until she was done berating me. I was sobbing at this point.

Me: Can I go to the bathroom now?

Mrs C, condescending: Oh, NOW you have to go to the bathroom.

I didn’t answer and swiftly walked to the bathroom, shut myself in a stall, and sobbed into my arms. It wasn’t that I was just angry, but thinking about my mom was tearing me apart.

It took me a few minutes to gather myself, but I eventually stopped crying and tried to let my eyes dry up so they wouldn’t be red. I didn’t want anyone to know I’d been having a panic attack over this stupid fat bitch. I came back into class and sat down. My friends asked if I was okay and I didn’t reply or I knew I would start crying again.

I went to my therapist and told her what happened. She was shocked and my dad told me to stand up for myself. She was an art teacher, not a professor at Harvard, and I shouldn’t give her the satisfaction of upsetting me. I realized he was right.

That weekend, I went to dinner with my mom and she was doing a lot better. I informed her of the situation and she was pissed. She told me to have Mrs C call her if anything like that ever happened again.

And then, the revenge.

I was actively ignoring her until the Tuesday after my dinner with my mom, or almost a week since our little outside conversation that ended in me sobbing in a bathroom stall. I’m not a weak pathetic bitch, I was going to stand my ground this time and not take shit.

The situation was something like this.

Me, not doing my work on purpose: ...

Mrs C: Get to work.

Me, not getting to work on purpose: ...

Mrs C: Outside, NOW.

I followed her, a plan forming in my mind already. Once the door closed she glared at me.

Mrs C: Do we really have to do this again?

Me: Please don’t make me call my parents, they already got mad when I told them what happened last time.

Mrs C, smug: Oh, I’m definitely calling them. Dial their phone number now.

Me, faking: Fine..

I did so, and dialed my mom’s. I watched this smug little cunt put my phone to her ear and wait as it rang.

Mom: Hello?

Mrs C: Yes hello, your daughter is disrupting my class and is ignoring me when I talk to her.

Mom: That’s what I told her to do.

Mrs C looked up at me, clearly confused.

Mrs C: I don’t understand.

Mom: She told me what you said to her last week and I’m not happy. Something along the lines of, doing her homework in the hospital while visiting her mom for a very short amount of time? Maybe your complete ignorance to her crying? No sympathy whatsoever? Your comment when she asked to go to the bathroom?

Mrs C, stumbling on her words: You daughter lied to you, I never said any of those things to her.

My jaw dropped in shock. What??

But it was fine, because my mom. went. OFF. I couldn’t hear all of what she said, but I know Mrs C walked off and talked to her away from me. My mom put her in her place and definitely told her something, not sure what but I’m guessing it was a threat. Mrs C walked back and gave me my phone, teary-eyed, and said nothing.

Her smug demeanor had completely changed, and from then on she hardly ever said a word to me if it wasn’t praising or congratulating me. I knew it was fake, but seeing her kiss my ass like that was fucking hilarious and life changing. It made the end of my year, and I never saw her again after sophomore year.

SHE RETIRED!

God, that still makes me giddy to this day to know that whatever my mom said was enough to make this cunt literally leave her job.. whatever it was, I appreciate it so much and I’m so glad I told my mom what happened. Without her, Mrs C surely would have continued bullying me and berating me for nothing. Not only did I save myself, but I saved my classmates because she became very passive after that.

Moral of the story: don’t make me hate you and don’t fuck with my mom. We make a scary team.

(source) story by (/u/painttted)

#prorevenge #by /u/painttted #pro revenge #revenge stories #pro revenge stories #pro #revenge #last10

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