Normal fucking people who are barely able to make ends meet are desperately trying to cobble together enough money to send to corrupt extortionist Egyptian officials to evacuate people from an extermination camp while rich as fuck celebrities who could probably singlehandedly fully fund every Palestinian family's escape fund do absolutely nothing. What a monumentally cruel and humiliating way of being tbh.

i think an elf died under my oven & now the whole kitchen smells like pine sol

why does every job want you to have a drivers license… cant you want me for my loving nature

D3DF1SH / Acht.

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

Life Could Be Dream

"i just don't understand what role (bug someone doesn't like) plays in the ecosystem that's so important we can't get rid of it"

given that anything you could be complaining about will probably have existed for millennia i think it's safe to assume that whatever its role is is deeply entrenched.

Test ur tablet with yoko horns >:]

worlds crudiest yoko for you

you should test it out by drawin sea slugs :) or alligator gar

slug

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

what are 3 things u associate with me

afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

in my many years of running online communities i have dealt with many near-identical representatives from respective species of idiot, loser and asshole and by far the worst person to have on your server is the primordially clueless unfunny guy who Means Well to the extent that you would feel bad for just banning them because they genuinely have something wrong with them that makes them insanely annoying. not a cognitive disability i mean just terminally unsophisticated. in all cases it is better to just have the forums-hardened shit-stirrer who can be banned unceremoniously. the meek and infuriating Naif is subject to months of discussion in the mod chat as we all try to weigh our sense of social responsibility against everyone being sick of this fucking guy

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.