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mull3ts · 4 years

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Yes i know it's getting annoying and it's me again 🐱 anon, i'm talkative today because i'm so excited for your upcoming fics😭

I keep talking about getting railed despite not having my first kiss yet, so, how do you think will dilf NCT react to their baby not getting their first kiss yet? Hehehehehehehe

bReAthe iN bReAtHe oUt youre gonna live 😎 but lEtS gEddiT 😌

dilf nct vs first kisses

Mr. Moon Taeil

finds it lowkey understandable

and then proceeds to debate whether or not he should snAtch your first kiss

he decides not to as of right now bcs he's like-

"eH idk how'd they feel abt getting a first kiss from a bOoMer"

he'd snatch it tho after drinking a wine bottle tho 👀🍷

Mr. Johnny Seo

would snatch it immediately

tHis mAn would waste no time to smooch you 😌

it didnt matter whEre you told him that you'd never had your first kiss unless it was infront of your dad or his son

he'd smOOch you and make sure to smOOch you every time yall did the dirty 😏🍷

Mr. Lee Taeyong

He would sit there like 👁👄👁🍷 hUh?

he would nOt understand why no one has made a move to kiss you yet when you sit there looking pretty for nO rEasOn 😤

so ofc he'd steal your first kiss 😌

but unlike johnny he wouldn't smOOch you in a ✨dirty smexi✨ way

it's like ✨nice and whEE✨ kinda thing

Mr. Nakamoto Yuta

He would nearly spit out his wine :0

Yuta would be reAL dramatic abt this so he'd yeet your neck and then smooch you

please expect your lips to be swollen ;D

Mr. Qian Kun

Mr. kUn oVer hErE would be a mixture of taeyong and taeil bcs he's reasonable like dat 😌🍷

He'd specifically plan a date to kiss you like you were his highschool crush or smth and bOOm

kiss is snAtChed 😌

Mr. Kim Doyoung

would stand there like a kunfused dilf bunny

like- 👁👄👁🍷 but then roll his eyes bcs thats the kinda guy he is 😌

he'd make you get up to kiss him but then realize you're too short- ahA

it's not like that matters to him tho he'd still kiss you and smooch you and toTaLLy not smack dat ass- 😌✋

chile, anyways so-

Mr. Jung Jaehyun

he's kiss you right then and there

he's all about making sure youre his and only his 😌

but then he'd think abt his actions and still not regretting taking your first kiss

much like johnny tho he'd kiss you during the dirty 😏

Mr. Lucas Wong

would literally make the sound "eH?"

give him a second to process this information bcs much like taeyong he thinks you're the prettiest person he's ever seen plus wHy hAsnT anYoNe giVeN hiS bAbY a kiSs bEfOre?

in a summary he doesnt sexi kiss you its like a rEaL first kiss kinda kiss ya kno? 😌

Mr. Mark Lee

Dilf Mark is a bold and confident mf

siMiLar to yuta he'd yeet your neck and bOOm ✨kiss✨

on the inside tho he'd constantly question why has no one kissed you yet 👀

Mr. Hendery Wong

"aha, what? :D🍷" is what he'd look like

but honestly being ✨reasonable✨ he'd have a nice friendly sit down convo with you if you rlly want him to be your first kiss

coz sis hE kNows he's kinda old 👀

Mr. Lee Jeno

in a summary he'd look at you like this:

you may understand it anyway you'd like 👀🍷hehehehehehehehhehehehe

Mr. Lee Donghyuck

would endlessly tease you about it

he'd be like "oH so my son doesn't like you, hmm." 😏🍷

he'll snatch it dw ;))

he might pay his son not to tell his wife what he saw but hUsh hUsh

Mr. Na Jaemin

would immediately be shocked :0

then babie you about it

but then realize how old he might be

expect a whirlwind of emotions from him 😌 he'll kiss you tho just give him a sec

#ask #anon #🐱 anon #nct smut #nct dilf

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cattles-bians · 3 years

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exes au part 13

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em: if anyone asked id deny it but secretly i think dani teasing jamie abt viola is The Funniest thing

[em note: this is what we in the biz call ‘dramatic irony’]

em: jamie not only did u sleep w two trust fund babies they’re Sisters and it was a weird rivalry thing

obsetress: jamie for someone who hates vi so much you sure were happy to be a pawn in her weird psychosexual power play

obsetress: "didn't say i was happy" "oh, you didn't need to. vi told me "

em: PSYCHOSEXUAL POWER PLAY

em: thinking abt 5’8 kinda buff viola featuring scrawny mf 5’3 jamie taylor no reason

obsetress: no reason

em: not thinking abt viola being able to easily lift jamie

em: no reason

obsetress: oh

obsetress: oh my god

obsetress: oh no

em: clenches fist no reason

em: jamie couldn’t top her even if she tried violas like haha that’s cute (yoink)

obsetress: right before you said that i was thinking about like

obsetress: jamie hooking up with perdita pillow princess then jamie hooking up with tops the shit out of her viola and like

obsetress: the duality of willoughbae

obsetress: and now im like. yeah

em: jamies in for a Surprise

em: first she’s like oh thank god i’m not gonna do all the work- and then the monkey paw curls inwards

obsetress: just like um

obsetress: thinking

obsetress: jamie straddling vi on the bed n then vi just way too easily flips them and pins jamie's hands above her head

em: oh

em: thinking thoughts

em: jamie's dumb little surprised face

em: she’s into it tho

obsetress: like full surprised pikachu and then slow grin

em: jamie's dumb ass starts to say something like ‘oh haha i figured since-‘ and then she cuts herself off bc she’s like no actually i should not mention perdi right now

em: viola fills in the blanks w whatever feeds her ego the most tbh

obsetress: god yeah

obsetress: jamie's just like

obsetress: we've talked about this she's fuckin chatty and she's just like running her fucking mouth and then vi's head is between her legs and she's like "o–– oh" and then she shuts up

em: danis like so um you never. suspected anything? like you didn’t think the timing was weird? and jamie's like we have been over my self worth issues i was jsut happy to

obsetress: dani, chinhands: so which one was better

obsetress: jamie gives her a withering look

"you know which one was better"

"maybe. but i wanna hear you say it"

em: jamie: you cannot repeat this to her she’s already insufferable about (insert funny gaffe here)

em: jamie knows dani is going to repeat it

obsetress: dani knows jamie knows and still smiles sweetly and says she won't anyway

em: i love these idiots hannah

obsetress: the next time they see vi she is. SO smug

obsetress: em i love them so much

em: kinda weird to be so invested in ur sisters sexual prowess vi

em: it’s about the principle of the thing sweet jamie

obsetress: dani is just smug because she wasn't even a player and still ended up winning the weird psychosexual rivalry

obsetress: jamie: actually, uh

jamie: don't you all think i'm the real wi––

dani and vi and perdi: no

em: she is in my heart,

obsetress: dani, kissing her into the mattress later: i think you are jamie: no, you think you are dani: mm

em: jamie and vi and dani and rebecca and even perdi goddamn perdi we are gonna get you so laid

obsetress: lmao rebecca just in the corner with a drink like what did i ever do to deserve this

obsetress: perdi showing up to vi's christmas brunch w the five of them and being like

obsetress: "good news everyone. i met someone"

obsetress: and vi's sickly sweet condescending like "oh, what's their name?" and rebecca's already shooting her a look

obsetress: and perdi's like "pet––" and rebecca's like actually you know what absolutely the FUCK not

em: thinking about perdi bringing violas EX HUSBAND to christmas for the drama of it all

obsetress: oh my god

obsetress: i think both of these things can happen

em: perdi almost goes after eddie for yet another deranged power play but dani just grabs her arm and says ‘you absolutely fucking will not’

em: leave that dumb gay boy out of it

obsetress: god and like of COURSE dani's the only one she actually listens to bc again

obsetress: terrified

obsetress: the dubm adagyagladsjkf aldsjf kbyoh

em: Terrified

em: rebeccas like ‘wow i didn’t realise dani could be that intense’ and jamie just sighs dreamily into her egg nog

obsetress: rebecca's pausing, Realizing

obsetress: turns to look slowly at vi

obsetress: cocks her head

obsetress: raises an eyebrow

em: jamies like oh don’t worry ur plenty intense becs

em: because she thinks that’s what becs is concerned abt

obsetress: wow

obsetress: anyway i'm about to pivot

obsetress: tahirah posted some insta story of some zipline place and it just made me think about exes au group vacations

em: omg

em: the Chaos

obsetress: dani and jamie just wanna like. chill

obsetress: meanwhile vi and rebecca are up at six am at the resort gym

obsetress: doing lunchtime spa treatments

em: dani and jamie having a tasty little beach nap

em: dani draws a smiley face on jamies stomach so she has like. a weird smiley face tan for Too long

obsetress: ,jakljkdsf

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: jamie's like "chicks will dig this right? it's like a scar"

obsetress: and dani just laughs and swats at her

obsetress: jamie, deciding to have a little fun: vi, chicks will dig this, right? do you dig it or

em: comically slow wink

obsetress: rebecca's catching dani's eye over the top of her sunglasses and they're exchanging a look

em: i KEEP thinking about 'i fucked ur ex'

em: and danis lil 'did you though bc i really dont think' like it CRACKS me up jdshfbanf

obsetress: nddndnndndndnd

obsetress: it’s so funny to meeeEEEEEEE

em: like i know we have the silly little tumblr posts but thats canon to me now bc it tickles me so much

[em note: ;/ ]

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: it's canon to me too

obsetress: dani, sitting in jamie's lap one night, all of them absolutely shitfaced: hey rebecca? becca: hmm? dani: do you ever think–– no. no, nevermind

#‘weird psychosexual power play’ is my fave combo of words ever fwiw #the dani jamie viola rebecca exes au #this ones silly! and short! theyre all silly but #this ones pretty short so ill post another in idk 8 hours sajhfsb #when i wake up #Sorry For Crack Shipping Jamvi On Main

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grxceblqckthxrn · 4 years

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TDA characters as types of tiktokers

y’all KNOW i’m bored when i’m doing this shit lmao

i’ll get around to doing the other TSC characters eventually TDA was just the first to come to mind also if you’re not actively on tiktok some of what i say might not make sense ahaha

also i named some tiktokers who yall can use for reference for some of them and from what i’ve seen they’re all fairly unproblematic so you should check them out!!

EMMA CARSTAIRS

okay so she’s DEFINITELY super popular and she uses her platform for good

she’s really funny and a lot of her audios go viral posts videos of her dancing saying that she cant dance but she’s actually really good at it

6M followers and growing fast

hypes up her boyfriend’s account ALL the time

calls out misogynistic/racist tiktokers through duets and KEEPS THEIR TAG IN THE CAPTION

she is not afraid of starting drama lmao

occasionally hops on POV and transition trends but its usually satire

emma can’t act for shit lmao

super active on tiktok and has a spam account

people are always asking her to drop the skin care routine but she doesn’t have one??

*pushes Zara down* “and no one’s gonna help her?? WOW some world we live in”

JULIAN BLACKTHORN

there’s no way he doesnt have an art account lmao

a lot of his paintings go viral but 90% of his comments are 14 year old girls thirsting over him

yall know that pottery guy on tiktok?? the cute one?? (i searched up his account just for this post he’s @/daxnewman769) that’s the best way to describe him

literally all the famous tiktokers commission him

probably has like 4M followers lmao

will occasionally make about how respecting women doesn’t make you a “simp”

doesn’t get into tiktok drama tho

posts candid videos of emma and all his jealous 14 year old fans get so pressed but he shuts down anyone who says anything bad about her

sometimes does painting or drawing tutorials and he’s really good at teaching stuff lmao

CRISTINA ROSALES

omg okay so like yall know those really pretty girls on tiktok who are literal models and are always dropping tips on how to frame your face for pictures and best clothes and poses and whatever ( @/ameliezilber is the first person that came to mind as an example)

thats her

alot of her content is just for the aesthetic

BLING EFFECT

GRWM’s all the time

10 step skin care routine

GOOD VIBES

has a pretty decent following?? like at least 2 million

has a spam but it’s exactly the same as her main lol

also calls out problematic tiktokers but not by name

her entire account is full of body positivity and does a bunch of stuff on loving yourself

sometimes does POVs and all the comments are like “@ netflix hire her rn”

sometimes posts crack videos with emma and cute vids with mark and kieran

MARK BLACKTHORN

does a lot of reaction videos and duets

a lot of his videos go viral but he doesn’t have a huge following like maybe 800k

everyone still knows him

gets at least twenty “are you wearing only one contact” comment about his eyes every post

he’s really funny without even realizing it

sometimes goes inactive for weeks at a time and just forgets that tiktok exists lmao

shows off kieran and cristina ALL THE MF TIME AND EVERYONE IS SO JEALOUS LIKE HOW ARE ALL OF THEM HOT

KIERAN

doesnt have a tiktok lmao sorry

but shows up so much on mark’s and cristina’s that a lot of people know who he is

DIANA WRAYBURN

unironically does POVs but is actually good at them??

lots of videos talking about the struggles of minorities like LGBTQ+ and POC and women

posts a lot of those vidoes that are like “what to do if you ever get kidnapped” “red flags in relationships” “most powerful parts of the body” etc

probably has like 500k followers

at the end of the day she doesn’t really use tiktok that much tho ahaha

LIVVY BLACKTHORN:

does a little bit of everything??

posts dance videos sometimes

omg her transitions are SO good

everyone is in love with her and she has to remind them that she’s a minor (i’m just a kid plays aggressively in the background)

posts videos that are just vibes?? like her skating at night, dancing in traffic with dru/her friends, walking through the city at night etc

lots of lip syncing videos to whatever sounds are popular and all her comments are like “i wish i looked like this” “guess im not eating today” and she gets so upset :((

she wants everyone to know that they’re perfect the way they are!!

also posts POVs sometimes and she’s not that bad at them ahaha

probably has like 1 million followers

doesn’t even need a spam just posts everything on her main

shouts out her sibilings accounts all the time

overall just great energy

TY BLACKTHORN

never posts his face on his main but he does on his spam

yall know those accounts that post fun facts or psychology facts?? his is like that except he talks to explain them and everyone finds his voice SO calming

he posts a lot of content of animals and everyone is in AWE with how good he is with them

his username is probably theanimalwhisperer or something djkfskjd

every single time he posts Kit on his account all the comments are like “OOH ICU” and “SHIP” and “ASK HIM OUT ALREADY”

he gives 0 shits about popularity on tiktok he’s just posting for fun because he likes teaching people about his interests

so he has like maybe 500k followers

lots of philosophical questions that has everyone questioning their existence

ugh i love him

KIT HERONDALE

be honest this is what y’all were waiting for

yall know those unproblematic ppl that everyone refers to as the “king(s) of tiktok”???

yeah thats him

SO FUNNY

LIKE HIS CONTENT IS GENUINELY HILARIOUS

lots of sarcasm and satire

think @/adamkindacool ?? (one of my favourite tiktokers lmao)

does reaction videos for those “pov: im the annoying hot cheeto girl sitting next to you in math class” videos

dark humor (not like rude humor but actual dark humor)

like “i put the baby in the oven and the pizza in the bed” type of jokes back when those were a thing

has like 4M followers but almost every single one of his posts go viral so he’s gaining fast

lots of pranks

starts a bunch of trends

any video he posts of Mina goes viral

sometimes he posts some really weird stuff that has everyone laughing so hard irl (@/benoftheweek)

he NEVER thirst traps but still gets a lot of those weird sexual fairy comments on his posts (iykyk)

TO BE CLEAR I MEAN THE FAIRY EMOJI ONES NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM BEING FAE

reacts to the comments with a video of him just staring at the screen with the “oh to see without my eyes” or “im just sixteen” audio going on in the background which only encourages them to make more weird comments

anyways everyone loves him

any of his povs are pure jokes meant to make fun of pov’ers

posts maybe one serious tiktok every 5 months that talks about being respectful and using your platform for good

“i miss old tiktok”

posts a lot of random videos of Ty where, again, all the comments are shipping them except even more so on his account because everyone can see his heart eyes for Ty

collabs with Dru a lot and does a bunch of duets of her videos

everyone loves him bye

DRU BLACKTHORN

SO many memes

she deletes any hate in her comments bc she honestly doesnt care to respond to them and doesn’t need that kind of negativity in her life

but one time she got a “the f in women stands for funny” comment and she WENT OFF

does really dark povs sometimes that are really interesting

CLOWN MAKEUP + SCARY CLOWN TIKTOKS ( think @/avani ‘s clown make up posts

REALLY good at makeup and sometimes gets julian to do scary makeup on her for tiktoks and povs (like those ones with stitches over the mouth or skin peeling off)

huge ally!! posts a lot about minorities struggles and white privilege, and acknowledges hers

does movie reviews and stuff sometimes

“types of” videos

pulls a lot of pranks on her sibilings with livvy and sometimes with Kit

lots of body positivity + self love

calls out back-handed compliments

also has a lot of content like Livvy’s of just vibing in LA

julian and emma and mark go off at anyone who sexualize her in the comments

probably has like 650k followers

posts a couple of times a week

BONUS:

JAIME ROSALES

lots of skateboarding videos idk he just gives me that vibe

doesn’t post that often but is super popular

like maybe 1.5M followers

really passionate about systematic racism

HATES all those privileged white boys using the “this is america” audio to pretend they’re oppressed ( this is a may 2020 thing so it probably wont make sense to anyone who sees this after lmao)

POSTS A LOT OF THIRST TRAPS LMAO

also posts lots of videos that’s just him yelling about stuff but they’re really entertaining to watch ( like that guy sebastian @/sauceyogranny)

everyone thinks he’s super hot he always shows up in those “hottest boys on tiktok” videos except sometimes he’s just the token POC boy and it makes him mad :(

DIEGO ROSALES

HIS ACCOUNT IS SO PRACTICAL LMAO

lots of tips

“what to do if you’re trapped in the desert” “what to do if you’re kidnapped and stuck in the trunk”

doesnt reply to comments EVER unless it’s to clarify a point he made in the video or answer a question

has like 200k

okay thats it lmao im done bye this took me like an hour to make

i’ll get to all the other characters from the other series’ eventually

also if yall are wondering abt the lack of f*ckbois in this post they’re coming dw

TMI CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS

TID CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS

TLH CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF TIKTOKERS

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xiaophobic · 3 years

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OKAY SO UH MY TEAM AS FOR RIGHT NOW CONSISTS OF FISCHL YANFEI XIAO AND QIQI (WHO I GOT YESTERDAY AAA!!) so i basically imagine this going down this way;

because of the fact that i cant talk,, like i rarely talk i think i would get a little close to xiao by just us,, sitting in silence ya know?! hes probably just like “??” the first couple of times but im just sitting beside him so hes like “fine ig🤨”

i think that fischl and yanfei would get ALONG,. THEY BOTH TALK SO MUCH,, i think they would be the two that actually carry the conversations considering me or xiao wouldnt😭😭

i think yanfeis lowkey very intrigued by fischls stories JSJDJS even tho she catches on that theyre not true after sometime she still likes to listen to her talk and in exchange yanfei can go on abt law to her and she would listen as well

so i think those two would hit it off immediately and as for xiao at first he would be like “years of fighting demons and karmic debt really led me to this??” but after sometime he started to tag along because he feels like he has to protect the rest bc “theyre idiots but theyre my idiots🙄”

AS FOR QIQI,, the baby of the group 100%,, xiaos very scared and unsure at first considering their backstory but after he notices she doesnt remember anything, he tries his best

(yes im here to spread my older brother xiao agenda)

fischl definitely tells qiqi stories and xiao tries to learn how to braid her hair</3

he swear he doesnt care but everyone could see his eyes watered a little bit when qiqi brought him flowers from her walk with yanfei

xiaos thoroughly confused about yanfei — shes an adeptus?? but she doesnt serve rex lapis?? but after sometime he gets to the conclusion that maybe its for the better. he doesnt wish for her to go through what he did

again abt me and xiao considering we both dont really,, sleep a lot for multiple reasons i think thats the moment when we would probably start to talk a little bit to each other ya know

WAIT ALSO OZ,, qiqi loves oz but shes confused abt him😭😭 and oz just tells her stories too

after sometime fischl probably slowly drops the way she talks and everyone knows it happened because she begun to trust them and everyones touched about it

i mentioned it before but yanfei absolutely takes qiqi outside when its colder and shes the one that does her exercises with her (..and xiao joins),, she also reminds her of her notebook,,

oh about fischl and xiao,, i think shes a little bit intimidated by him at first, but then he starts to warm up and i think she also begins to treat him like an older brother figure</3

honestly after time if anyone needs help with their hair they go to xiao

I HAVE MUCH MORE BUT THIS IS GETTING LONG SO ILL STOP NOW SJDHJS

XIAO BEING A BIG BROTHER FIGURE TO LITERALLY ALL OF THEM 💖💕💘💓💝💞💗

I AM SO SOFT AND ABSOLUTELY BEHIND THE BIG BROTHER AGENDA!!! i feel like that dynamic would exist in my team as well, with zhongli being the designated father figure he’s definitely the big brother that keeps mfs in line when he’s not around y’know AAHSHHABS

fischl and yanfei talking each other’s ears off ☹️ them just being happy that someone finally hears them and listens WAHHH THATS SO CUTE

AND BABY QIQI!!! GOD I WISH I HAD HER MAN SHES ADORABLE,, HER BRINGING XIAO BACK FLOWERS IM GONNA CRY

pls xiao and i would be the insomniacs too, except i’m way more annoying and talkative 🥴 but your team is amazing, they are a little family :))

IF YOU HAVE MORE SEND THEN IN??? I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ASKS BEING LONG I WILL ANSWER THEM 🤬🤬 I LOVE READING THIS SHIT GIMME

#I LOVE YOUR TEAM???#I WISH I HAD THE FACILITIES TO PROPERLY BUILD FISCHL SHES SO COOL #atlas.moots #atlas.asks

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winterandwidow · 3 years

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regionally undesirable bf called while we were driving back from middle of nowhere delaware to ask what i want to do when i visit for 5 days next month and was like “if u want to do city things thats fine we can do that but like also my family has a beach house on the coast so i was thinking we could do a little road trip up there for a day and i could make us reservations at this winery and then we could go up a little farther to this really cute beach town where they filmed a bunch of movies bc i know you’re into that” and the whole time im fucking shrinking in my little ass-to-ankles passenger seat setup bc BITCH?? i was already pathetically excited thinking we were just gonna do touristy things but he straight up wants to wine and fucking dine me in fucking wine country????? like that isn’t the gd sweetest most high effort thing anyone has ever done for me??????? like just the idea of seeing him for 5 days after not seeing each other for 15 months makes me want to cry myself dehydrated but like???? pepper in a roadtrip along the california coast and i may actually have to be medically sedated honest to god. im going to buy a cute little baby blue sundress and the east coast’s supply of disposable cameras in preparation (((also i fully intend to leave my feminist beliefs in the trunk next to my little weekend bag bc i need to **** this mf the **** **** he deserves))) im still feeling aggressively uncharacteristically optimistic abt this job, excited to learn more abt northern california that isn’t true crime related (literally was looking around his area and was like why does this park name sound familiar and then i realized one of my murder podcast covered it 🥴) and just v happy with my life rn :’)

#personal #@***

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teamjacobthot · 4 years

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twilight saga character tag!

thank you sm @softtwihoe for tagging me <3 i feel like im still new to the renaissance fandom on tumblr even tho i never stopped being a twihard so shit like this warms my heart <3

now my spicy twilight takes………………...

1. Character you find most relatable to you as a person?

the love of my life, without a doubt, 100% leah clearwater. mfs tried to make her feel bad for feeling her feelings but she was valid in all of them. also its canon that shes a scorpio but yall aint hear it from me

rosalie bc we have similar trauma (lmao :/) and like to disagree with people. i also love big dumb men

edward. as a fellow whiny musical pissbaby who cant let shit go, i get it

2. Character that didn’t have a POV in the books or certain unfinished manuscripts, but you wish did?

ok maybe this is super underground but sue!!! mf!!! clearwater!!! she had allllllll the tea on the pack and tbh i really wanted to see how she and her family were before and after harry’s death. that event was a really big deal (outside of just bella and edward) and set shit OFF in new moon

billy bc he also had hella tea and i bet he was super fucking conflicted during the ENTIRE saga bc he couldnt say shit to charlie!!! that shit sounds rough!!!!!

quil bc he was the last to phase and i just wanna know what he was going thru. he would’ve had hellaaaaa jokes too but smeyer doesnt care abt nonwhite characters so :/

charlie, assuming he supports the black lives matter movement

i guess overall i just wanna know how EVERYONE was doing in new moon bc that story ran DEEP. i want a midnight sun for new moon but for every character

nobody asked but new moon is the best in the saga and new moon stans have the best pussy

3. Character that’s underrated and deserves more recognition?

the entire wolf pack but wbk

riley but tbh i think its bc i just loved xavier samuel in the eclipse movie

the denali coven!!!! their story was incredible imo and while irina was a snitch, i understand why she snitched. she didnt deserve to die. the denalis deserve so much better and while garrett is cool to have around, that doesnt fill the void that irina left bc the volturi decided to be a bunch of haters. i want them to heal so bad.

tanya gets a bad rep for having a crush on edward but she deserves better too

i’d like to read abt the vacations that the denalis with the cullens too

oh and all thats just BESIDES the succubus legend that tanya and kate and irina started in canon!!!!!!!! like??????????????????? they fucked and killed human men??????????? thats the story i wanna READ bitch!!!! thats my jennifer’s body (2009) fantasy!!!!! smeyer is a coward tho

btw carmen and esme are girlfriends :)

4. Character you thought was unnecessary for the story?

ok besides the obvious, and nobody drag me for it, but bree tanner. I get she was there to show us how fucked up the volturi are and to sorta predict bella as a newborn but……...we already knew the volturi kill mfs just for fun. if the cullens werent gonna adopt her we really didnt need many details on her. and regarding the newborn thing, bree’s role as a newborn didnt really mean shit bc bella ended up being ~the perfect newborn~ anyway!!!! smeyer tried to sell us the short second life of bree tanner as if there arent other worthy characters of having a spinoff novella about like leah or seth or rosalie or emmett or charlie or resume from bella’s ovary. that being said………..

resume, for multiple reasons including:

resume literally shouldnt exist. vampires shouldnt be able to have working sperm and even then, edward shouldve pulled out. he could barely even tongue kiss bella so wtf made him think he could cum in her????? whyyy didnt he use his big vampire brain to consider that?????

resume seemed totally unwanted and unthought of??? bella and edward were so mf absorbed in each other like regular teen couples (with 1000x the intensity but still) that it didnt seem likely that theyd want a baby after fucking like three times anyway. miss bella “fuck them kids” swan also gave no indication of wanting children. ever. EYE would have simply aborted and went on to live my best vampire life :)

resumes existence defeats the purpose of imprinting bc theres no way she’d be able to conceive with jacob. at all. but we know smeyer doesnt think shit through

smeyer writing in resume ruined jacobs character even more esp coming off the shitshow that was eclipse. periodt

5. Top 5 female characters?

leah <3

rosalie

bella

sue

angela

6. Top 5 male characters?

jacob (pre-eclipse but that’s implied)

emmett

seth

quil/paul (i love them equally)

edward’s dumb ass <3 sometimes

7. Character interaction that didn’t happen but you wish it did?

rosalie and edward but only under the condition that he finally stops being a misogynistic pissbaby towards her and accepts her for the sexy legend that she is. i feel like they’d get along well but smeyer is anti-hottie and anti-talent so i guess we’ll never know :/

leah and someone who loves her and respects her and validates her feelings :)

JACOB AND HIS SISTERS. OR EVEN JUST RACHEL. she literallyyyyyyyyyy came home after YEARS in breaking dawn but he was too busy simping over bella to acknowledge her??? huh???

bella and a licensed therapist

edward and a licensed therapist

8. Character that deserves more development?

the whole entire wolf pack but wbk

more specifically, embry. whooooom is his father???

emmett. like we get it hes funny and hot but like……….spare depth maam? any spare depth????

9. Character who is your total opposite?

jasper bc he fought for people who look like me to be ENSLAVED and the fandom lets it slide for whatever reason :|

10. Character you warmed up to after experiencing the Renaissance?

edward, in some ways. i relate to him when im feeling extra self-loathing but then i get over it lmao. he’s still stupid tho

i used to think alice was annoying af (and i still kinda do tbh) but as a fashion hoe, i get it

charlie, sorta, even tho he’s a cop. i wasnt there for the original conversation on here but do yall think he supports black lives matter? idk tbh but we’ll never know bc smeyer probably doesnt know what police brutality is. anyways ive really enjoyed the discourse on his relationship with bella and how he doesnt trust edward

jacob <3 he’s always been my heart, my soul, my baby, my fuckin cinnamon apple, etc. but i love the posts that other fans/nonhaters have been making abt how warm and kind he was before smeyer fucked him over and how he deserves so much better. its like yes im glad youre seeing all the things that make me a team jacob thot :)

idk if yall have already been tagged but im tagging @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @leahclearvvater and @bellas-dumptruck-ass! also anyone can fill this out and say i tagged them <3

#this took 3 times to post bc tumblr stays on my neck but #ask things #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #hot takes

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make me company as i [crying] watch sex education S3 E8 :,)

i do not want to finish the series aaa

good thing a s4 was confirmed tho

ok it started

the other enby kid???

isnt that way of biding unsafe? ouch

seems they are closeted? or not supported at home??

eric!

oh god i had forgot about the fight

please let her live

writers i know we love being cruel to our characters but DONT

theyre so cute omg

how come adam have such a big foot

poor jakob he cannot go through this again istg

oh otis is so cute stop

anna is amazing i love her

now that i think abt it adam kind of reminds me of my ex "bf", minus the bisexual part (as far as i know)

THE MOMS LOOK LMAO SHE KNOWSSS

i love seeing jackson getting close to his mum its so nice

i love how lily's walls are,, lily

yeah otis daddy issues ik

jakob <3

aimeeee ily

man i adore lily's mom's car

EUGENE?!? OH MY GOD

lmfaooo

HOPES GONE!!! /no pun

'always a kit kat' so true king i agree (kit kats are so damn expensive tho 😭)

SUGAR DADDY LMAOO

the draft almost got deleted and i almost died this cannot happen to me

nooo otis oh my god

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME COMES FROM YALL

otis laughs like my bf

JEAN IS ALRIGHT

YES GUY

ASI SE FESTEJA EN EL OBELISCO FLACO SI SE PUDO LOCO

what did she find ?!?!

OH MY GODDD

LMAODNQLEHWJFKNS

ADAM?!?! LMFAO

aimes love of my life you didnt have to say that

GOAT!!!

jean <3

i am the king of everything KEJSKJFKSKD I LOVE HER SM

"someones taken my knickers :0!"

man i love this series

maeve's mom <3

WAIT SO MAEVE IS LEAVING

oh god

their actings so good

omg they are both putting themselves up for the job

SHES GOT A FAN!! YESS

please maureen dont fall

yass slayy

go maureen!!!

i think goat might be a lesbian lmaoo

oh damn ???

speaking up for what you believe in is never a waste of time !!!

oh god theyre breaking up

this was the spoiler i read

man istg-

its the right thing to do tho but omg

wait i gotta go 😭 gonna finish it later bye

im back

the song oh my fucking god

im done i hte it here

NO ADAM MY BOY DINT

BABY PLEASE

jeannnn ilyy

def not a thor lmaoo

joy!!! love it

otis so cute my boy ily

feel kind lf bad for hope like yeah she sucks but also i do not wish that for anyone idk

why is he so good at helping people this mf has me on my knees

doggossss yessss

adam!!!! <3

i need that tshirt otis is wearing. gender

him <3

what does rush mean

oh ok

yer a young man otis

he looks so huggable

"shes my person" IM LOSING MY MIND

"i dont know if any of us understand much about love" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that stuffed duck is so nice i need it

aimee ilyyyy

THE BABY ISNT JAKOB'S?!?!?! OH MY

fuck yes protests

i want a binder so badly

the frank iero binder please

fuck yes queers helping queers

fuck man im emotional

madam !!! <3

the cavapoo aahhh

adam looks so happy but at the same time i wanna cry

hes glowing this man

i love him so much

oh steve and aimee

the poem oh my god

oh shes leaving home

thats rough

the historical roleplaying fuck yessss

yesss lily aliens are back

this shit is a rollercoaster they be puttin the saddest poem and then happy scenes and then sad scenes and then happy scenes

erics glowing

i live for "bad" poetry

HE DID IT

OH HIS SMILE HES SO !!

seing adam being happy makes me happy

isaac </3

fuck yes they are gonna continue being friendssssss

sucker krjskfndmgoeojfs

oh man

HES GONNA BE FIRST PLACE HES GONNA HE FIRST PLCE PLEASE

HE DESERVED IT THIUGH :(

YESS SPECIAL MENTION YESSS

:DDDDD

HIS SMILE

in done

they are apologising fuck yes

my sapphics <3

yesss kissy

GES COMING OUT

OH MY TOD

OH MY GOD

SHE HUGGED HIM

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

ngoekfkenfmelfkdndnskfn

"please don't tell dad, (...) he would just be dissapointed" oh god

yesss michael u ruleee

damn

why is otis side profile so neat

otis a #manlyman now 💪 /lh /j

erics make up is amazing

"thats a hammer" pardon him hes gay

otis is literally so gender

idk what just happened but :)

girl dont lose ur opportunity for a boy ffs i love otis but cmon

aimes u r right queen

but also whats gonna happen oh my god

oh my goddddddddddddd

AAAAAAAAAAA

eric's face lmaoo he gives the same look my best friend gives

lil kiss

man i need to do so much stuff

only five minutes left, counting the credits, im not okay (i promise)

wow.

how long is the internship omg

"im proud of you" something something something daddy issues something happened to me

its see you soon mglwkfkdk

they couldnt even fuck man

eric seeing it all lmao

oh god

lgkeltoekfnd

im done

u r now leaving moordale :,,,(

her smileee

lfkwlfjsmfno

oh my god

it ended

oh no

ngospdikeldkf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN DOES S4 COME OUT FFS

IM NOT OKAY

THERES NO FUCKING DATE YET

IM GOING TO PUNCH A WALL

THIS SERIES IS SO GOOD OMG

i cannot wait

oh my god

thanks to everyone reading my mental breakdown

#series #sex education series

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