"We'll save them this time Felix. We have to. Right?" "...Right..." "Hey, with an immortal phoenix and, you know, Me, surely this can't fail! Surely. We'll save her this time. We have to." "...yeah."

So I had spare time and I decided to draw my oc and Iris (why iris? He is the only caretaker i can draw without a ref-)

Random oc ranting below the cut

Soooo yeah, also just for context. My oc was born not pure but also not a corrupt, making her the first neutral shape on paradise. Her chest marking is the corrupted symbol but its a light purple corronding to her hair. This idea was actually original as I've never seen an oc like her ig. She is also a species of monster called "titan" ..im trying to find a better name. I promise. Its also why she looks humanish. Okay, back to the point about her being a neutral shape. She doesn't fear the corruption as for her to get corrupted it has to break through her skin so a slap won't do unless it tears off at least 1 layer of skin. Same with burns! They ONLY exception to this is corrupted water. It can corrupt her within a few seconds. Besides from that, she thinks the corruption is beautiful, since it is very different from everything she was told. Seeing corruptions who share the same chest marking make her feel alot more welcomed in corrupted areas. She feels alot more safer.

Also in my au, my oc was born during the first part of the pink corruption and had to be looked after by iris (her mom died. Same with her dad-) . They are distant cousins in my au and my oc has no other relatives (for the time being). During the first pink corruption thing iris was corrupted but his corruption would refuse to cause harm to her, since the pure side of iris's mindset was only set on protecting her and not harming her. Iris also does her hair. I know it isn't important but I believe iris being good at doing hair is a nice hc honestly. I also hc that he has a flower garden (I will probably draw it sooner or later) back to the main idea tho, iris only wanted to protect her from dub and probably the king of land of the Spheers since he might kill her for being corrupt like. She was kept a secret until iris met the big circles (Cirtunda, Circumuscle, Rincle and a new born spheer. Spheer is only 2 weeks older than her). They offered to help teach iris how to look after my oc and yeah. She basically lived there with iris and the big circles. Until iris moved away with pentellow, my oc was heartbroken but she had to let him go at some point (she is 7 at this point). Iris would always visit about, 43-67 times per year. Until pentellow was a caretaker, so it shortened too 23-33 times a year. Then when iris became a caretaker, only about 2-4 times. This upset her but she accepted it and just got on with life, she only cried once when iris didn't appear for Christmas like he promised. And yeah.

My Oc's name is Nightterror BTW. (It was originally ment to be pigment but Nightterror sounded more bada$$)

I promise the iris in my au isn't a d!ck he's just very overwhelmed and busy.

My oc is also a caretaker, her hero didnt come from a tree of life. But thats a rant for another day.

A bimbo s/o

Type-HC’s 🌷 (modern highschool au!)

Flowers included!🌼= scaramouche x fem!reader, diluc x fem!reader, xiao x fem!reader

Note🍀= im experimenting with modern au’s rn hehehe, also i forgot how nice it is to write stuff you actually wanna write <333 this is also super self indulgent btw because idk my friend called me a bimbo the other day and i had to search up what it was, idk why ppl think its an insult who doesnt wanna be called the equivalent to karen smith??🤨

A himbo boyfriend

Genshin masterlist

Xiao

- So confused. So so confused..

- He’s a really studious person. He scores 100% in almost all subjects and his knowledge is impeccable, so how surprising do you think it is when you see the dude thats famous in your school for being an absolute drag and always getting gold medals in academic competitions dating the girl who literally fails 3 subjects each semester..?

- He doesnt think its funny or worrying hes just lost.

- Your pretty, pink, and dumb. Thats your thing but he cant help but force you to study-

“….love, what is this?”

“Hm? Math and science? Yeah what about it?”

“How did you get an F on both of them..”

- he loves you to pieces but your gonna need some hella tutoring from this guy

- He will not admit it but he finds it sort of cute watching you get all dolled up for literal tutoring and crying halfway through cause your nail polish is chipped

- It always cheers him up for some reason, watching you be as carefree as you want, not worrying about grades at all

“Xiaooooo!!!! Can you do my math homework?” You bat you pretty eyelashes and pout at your boyfriend thats currently studying. “Do it yourself.” “I need to get my nails done though!”

You dramatically sigh and you frown, twirling your hair while staring at him with your doe eyes. “.. fine.” (He was gonna do it anyways-)

- If anyone calls you dumb he’ll beat them up <3

- There was this one time where a group of girls commented on how you were always dressed up and how idiotic you are and he ruined their life(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

Diluc

- Worried, confused, sick of it.

- Every time you do something dumb he just facepalms and sighs loudly. He’s strict and very smart, a teacher favorite if you must. He’s apart of a well known very wealthy family, everyone expected diluc to go out with an elegant and serious woman, but nope!

- He chose the girl that forgets how to pronounce numbers sometimes!

- He finds you so adorable and he loves you more than anything in the world but sometimes it worries him when he sees you so oblivious to everything around you.

- If he finds you too annoying he’ll give you a stack of cash and tell you to go shopping or something !!!

- From anyones perspective it literally looks like he’s your sugar daddy-

- Despite how he is hes so soft for you, even more since your so goddamn oblivious and gullible. It lights a fire in him and he becomes extra possessive whenever someone is around you, even more than xiao tbh-

- Your dumb and he doesnt exactly care but he cant help but feel so defeated when he hears you ask dumbass questions

“DILUCC!!!!! THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!”

“Hm? Yes? Whats wrong dear?”

“WHATS A TRIANGLE?”

- he stares at you like 🙁

- Dont get me wrong he’ll answer every question you ask him. He actually becomes way more studious and pays more attention to class because he knows you wont. So whenever you ask him a question regarding class or a subject he’ll know straight away and answer you!

- Its so cute—you can catch him in the library going through books and writing down notes on a separate notebook so he can give it to you

Scaramouche

- hes so sick of your shit—sweetie he adores you, your the only person he genuinely loves but he is so done with your shit.

- He’s a very intimidating person, especially in school. He competitive, aggressive and has this violent aura to him. No one really approaches him, so it was surprising even to him when he fell head over heels inlove with the dumbest girl in the entire school. He’s super reserved to everyone who isnt you

- The guy acts so annoyed when you ask stupid questions or complain about your hair and or outfits, but he actually really likes it-

- He feels so smart and superior whenever you ask him a question regarding school and he’ll ignore you for a day if he catches you asking anyone else about the homework

- He teases you and picks on you about how stupid you are but if it genuinely hurts your feelings he’ll stop and shout at himself in the mirror for the rest of the day 😆

- He knows your beautiful and it angers him so much when random creeps think they can take advantage of you simply cause your not as smart, he beats them up immediately btw <3

- If anyone is bothering you or saying your dumb he’ll tear into them. Physically and mentally— only he’s allowed to tell you you’re a dumbass

- All jokes aside he genuinely cares about if you pass your grade or not and tries his best to tutor you. He knows you wont listen to class so he has a separate notebook filled with notes specifically for you to understand, he’ll brush it off as backup notes but he really spent all night making sure he worded calculus in the simplest way possible for you.

- He’s also extremely possessive, hand is always around your waist, or if hes around people he dislikes, like childe and or signora he’ll be extra touchy, he has some kind of thought in the back of his mind that childe would definitely try to flirt with you if he was gone, and tbh he would probably manage to succeed since your so oblivious

“Scara! Its an emergency!” Your heels clack on the marble floor and your boyfriend drops his pen and immediately stares at you in slight worry. Your terrified face worries him as you writhe

“Huh?! Whats wrong?” He stays on chair, raising an eyebrow as you race to him on the verge of tears.

“M-my nails broke! And they were so expensive too!!!” You cling to him on the verge of tears as he stared into space blankly.

“Ugh.. i’ll give you some money to fix them tomorrow… just sit on my lap and be quiet for a second— you scared me..” he muttered the last part as he pulled you onto his lap, deadpanning at your broken pink nail.

WAIT 🧍‍♀️I legit just looked at Naoya imagined him as kitsune and Lavander jumped in my mind.. idk I just look at characters and scents kinda merge in my mind sometimes tastes example my brain associates Oikawa with citrus/orange kind of smell and taste idk why ahah BUT The fact you use Lavander Candles to make you sleep MAKES IT EVEN MORE PERFECT!! AND UGH MY HEART NOOOOO YOU MAKING ME FALL FOR THIS KITSUNE IDEA WAY TOO MUCH HFHDKSKFBSHSLDBF Just imagined him placing a Lavander flower in your hair and acting like its nothing important but trying his hardest to hide his blush cause he never had someone who loved him, since being a kitsune is associated with evil and so I can see him bring mistreated since young but then you just appeared in his life and your smile is life is like the very light of the sun to him and your present as soothing as the moon and he just wants to nuzzle his face against the crook of your neck while hugging you to make sure you're not just an hallucination of his desperate mind 😭😭😭😭

HE DID AND HFJDJFKSLS I WOULD LEGIT SIT ON HIS LAP NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO ASK FOR PERMISSION I WANT TO KISS THE TIP OF HIS NOSE SO HARD AND JUST PRAISE HIM FOR BEING THE BEST FHFHFKSKDHFHSKSK Ohhhhhhhh I didnt know you liked Usui 👀👀👀👀👀 imma. Pulling some jackpots here 😳😳 but NOT EVEN NAOYA COMPARES??? SUKI?? oiiiii OIIII YOU DIDNT JUST MENTION SEBASTIAN ✋ NO NO NO as much as Usui is perfect Sebastian tho 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 but still Levi stays above Usui for me.... But now IMMA OPEN A PETITION FOR NOBUHIKO TO VOICE NAOYA!! I mean not only cause he voices lots of characters i absolutely love but also cause his voice game is insane the way he sounds as Karma, Usui and Bakugou blows my mind!!

SEASON 3 WAS OMFG I REWATCH THE FIRST PART ALOT THANKS TO THAT PART WHERE HES CHASED BY KENNY HOLY HE WAS SO HOT?? THE WAY HE WAS USING IS 3D GEAR AND THEN THAT PART WHERE HE USES THE BOTTLE TO SEE KENNYS REFLECTION BEFORE SHOOTING 😙👌 LEVI JUST LEVI

YOU TOTALLY HAVE TO WATCH THE OVA WHERE HES IN HIS EARLY 20S HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THERE btw get a few napkins too cause... I cried 😅

OMG KYA ARE YOU READING MY MIND ? I IMAGINE OIKAWA WITH CITRUS SCENT TOO LIKE I JUST KNOW HE SMELLS SO FRESH N NICE HMM 💕

N KITSUNE NAOYA 🥺🥺🥺 Kya you’re gonna make my heart burst from the fluffiness of this HELP MW AJSKWKA Kitsune Naoya who wakes up at dawn to run around in lavender fields, wondering why his precious human loves it so much then places lavender on your ear 🥺 AND WHEN YOU SMILE AT HIM LIKE HE’S GIVEN YOU YOUR WORLD, NAOYA’S HEART GO BADOOM !! also oh my gosh - that nuzzling into the crook of his neck thing, I’m GONEEEE please I just wanna kiss him so bad I’m going to cry now my heart can’t handle the uwu

I MEAN YEAH NAOYA CAN’T COMPARE TO USUI BCOS USUI IS LITERALLY PERFECT LMAO BUT !! HOWEVER !! NAOYA IS STILL MY FAVORITE AND THAT WONT CHANGE HE’S STILL MY NUMBER ONE 🥺💕 I ship Usui with Misaki so yeah. AND AAAHHH IMAGINE IF HE DID VOICE NAOYA AND HE DOES THAT BAKUGRR GROWL OMG I SWEAR I’LL BE FLIPPING TABLES AND STRAPPING MYSELF ONTO A ROCKET

WAIT WAIT SPEAKING OF S3 - WHICH IS BASICALLY LEVI’S PRIME LMAO - so my dad doesn’t really watch anime but when he saw that scene of levi being chased by kenny playing on the screen he was like WHOOAAA THATS SO COOL 😳 see, even my dad got really impressed ABSKALAL. FuCKKKK THE SCENE WHERE HE LANDED INTO THE BAR AND DID THE BACKWARDS GUNSHOT THING WAHAHAHAHHA IM GIGGLING SO HARD RN HE WAS HOT AS HELL BRUHHH

DVD commentary fic thing: You're Weird, Wheeler, from "It doesn’t happen though." to "I guessed. An educated guess. But a guess all the same.” Because yaaaaaay, slowburn! (Insert that gif of Elmo with fire behind him here)

(For the DVD commentary ask meme - still taking requests btw)

This passage is taken from You’re Weird Wheeler - and so obviously, spoilers for that story if you haven’t read it.

It doesn’t happen though. Will returns to him at the bar. Mike still feels queerly deflated though. They have a few more drinks and then they head home.

“I wouldn’t have gone with him you know…” 

Will slurs only slightly. It’s later that night and Mike is sitting on his assigned bed applying moisturiser to his feet. His heels have a tendency to get really, really dry overnight.

Fun fact: I spent so much time trying to decide what Mike should be doing in this scene. I knew I wanted him to be sitting on the bed and I just felt like he should be DOING something. I have no idea whether this is a thing guys do. But I landed on applying moisturiser to feet cause thats something *I* do before going to bed. Ha ha. 

Mike looks up and gives him a questioning glance.

“Benji” Will clarifies, “I wouldn’t have gone home with him. Not while you’re here. I just want to be with you when you’re here.” 

This is Will throwing out some bait, trying to see if Mike will take it. How he will react. That emphasis he puts on being with Mike over anyone else is his way of saying “im here, im yours, are you too thickheaded to realise that??”

“Oh. Right. That’s good.” Mike smiles up at where his friend appears to be swaying to imaginary music, his fingers clutched around a glass of water.

Suddenly Will is bouncing down on the bed next to him.

“Ya know. You’re cute when you’re jealous.”

I decided to make Will confident in this story. Borderline cocky. By this point he has a very strong idea that Mike might be into guys. Might be into *him*. And so like this moment. This is him just taking that last lunge for the both of them. Sick of the dancing around it. They’ve been doing that for the last few days. And if at the beginning of Mike’s visit he wasn’t quite sure, now he’s almost positive.

“I wasn’t jealous” Mike replies immediately. 

Water slops over the edge of the glass as Will holds both his hands up in surrender.

“Ok I retract. Sulky then. You’re cute when you’re sulky.”

Mike is blushing. He can’t help it. He should really be drinking water too. Blood and alcohol are pulsing through his veins, rendering his brain-to-mouth function slightly useless. Before he can think better of it he’s responding “You think I’m cute?”

Will seems to pause and look at him then. His lips curling into a impish smile as his head bobs up and down slowly in a nod.

Was it hot in here? It was as if Mike could feel the sweat pooling into the collar of his nightshirt as he plucks at it nervously.

“Truth be told…” Mike’s head whips back up as Will continues to muse. Irritatingly casual. He is looking at his glass of water as though its a snow globe. As though the precipitation beading on the outside of it is a thing of beauty. “… I think you’re fucking sexy.”

His eyes slowly slide from the small droplets of water back to Mike’s shocked face. And there must have been something that he is seeking. Something he finds in Mike’s eyes - because he smiles. And Mike can’t help but groan.

I love this part. It’s just such a departure from the shy, slightly awkward Will that was in the beginning of this story. *This* Will is fully confident in his sexuality. In his sexual allure. And he knows his best friend. He knew he just had to search Mike’s face after saying something as *forward* as that to get his answer. And he got it. Which is why he smiles. I just really love it. 

“Don’t say things like that…” Mike croaks, his throat dry and his blood buzzing.

The smile grows into a chesire grin. “Why not?”

“Because” Mike only takes an eighth of a moment to bother with hesitation, “because then I have to do this.”

“An eighth of a second to bother with hesitation” - i like that because i feel like it bucks that trope of searching each others faces slowly leaning in before having a first kiss. Will has been brave and laid out his cards. And now Mike is going to do the same without hesitation.

And they are kissing. The water glass drops to the floor with a thud as hot lips crash against hot lips. As gasps are sucked from one mouth into another. Hands gripping hair. More hands bunching up sleepshirts. 

Mike pushes Will down against the bed and feels a little put out when Will giggles with the action. Like he knew this was going to happen. He kisses him fiercely in retaliation, his body climbing over Will’s slighter form. All the better to feel everything as he lowers his body down to lie deliciously against every inch of his friend’s.

I liked making Mike a bit miffed with Will’s apparent self-satisfaction. It just seemed like a real boys-y, best friend, rivalry sort of reaction. Which is important for me to keep as a foundation of Will and Mike’s relationship at all times.

This pulls a moan from Will who interrupts the kiss to throw his head to the side and pant, his hands rubbing over Mike’s lower back. He looks up at Mike angelically as he proceeds to grab two handfuls of Mike’s ass and grind his hips up into Mike’s undeniable erection.

I get the feeling that Will is trying to show off in some regard here. To show Mike that he isn’t some delicate flower. That he’s a sexual being and he WILL NOT be shy about it. 

Mike’s breath hitches and his arms tremble where they are standing as unsteady columns either side of Will’s head.

“You fuck” he pants. “How did you know?”

This gives Will pause. He lets go of Mike’s ass and smoothes his hands back up to the middle of his back.

“I, I didn’t know” his eyes blink widely, and he sounds almost completely sober. “I– well… I hoped. I’ve kind of hoped for years… but I didn’t, well– I didn’t know for sure. I guessed. An educated guess. But a guess all the same.”

And all of a sudden the cockiness just slides away from Will. Its no longer important for him to be smug or “victorious”. He doesn’t want Mike thinking this is just some meaningless game to him. He wants Mike to understand the context. That this was truly a gamble for him. That he’s not arrogant enough to think Mike was just going to fall to his knees. This moment is the culmination of a lot of time spent agonising and wondering if he was just imaginging things. Or being too hopeful for something that he’d desired since childhood. He was *not* sure. He hoped. And he put trust in his friend and his instincts and just hoped he wouldn’t fall. 

And thats that. Thanks Gwen. That was fun! :)

@gamerfreddie

Im stupid and i accidentally deleted this ask but im gonna answer it anywayyyy sorryyyy

And btw, yes, i am from Portugal 💕

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

Oh boi, yes, but my friends always say its one of the things they love more about me so its probably not that bad

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Yes! If im alone im probably singing, like 99% of the time, i need music to live tbh

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Using "ajustada" as a laugh

12: what’s your favorite planet?

Neptune and Pluto, and if you say Pluto is not a planet get out of my blog now-

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

Being with my bff’s for the first time in one month

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

PINK, and i dont even like pink a lot, but the idea came after i watched glitchtale

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

There was this day where i lost a very important train while i was wearing a shirt that said “i am always late”

It wasnt funny for me when it happened but now it is-

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

I love the idea of having a journal but i always forget to write in it but i try, i have this notebook someone gave me on christmas and im trying to write things i do during the day bc i always forget things so maybe this will help me remember them

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

I dont think I have a favorite eye color bc they are all soooo beautiful and they look so different and unique deppending on the person

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

Strawberry

28: sunrise or sunset?

Sunset

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

One of my bff's does this face when she is confused that is so cute and it just kills me bc ahidiajdiai she is adorable

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

When i was a kid i had this stuffed orange bear that i called 'laranja' (it means orange, i know, im so original) and one stuffed white dog that i called biscoito (it means cookie)

I dont have the orange bear anymore but i have one that looks exactly the same except it is yellow also i still have biscoito

39: what color do you wear the most?

Hm, probably black? But i dont really know tbh

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN NOVEL AND I DONT CARE IF SOME PEOPLE SAY ITS BAD I REALLY LOVE IT

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

Yes but that doesnt mean they are right a lot hsuahah

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

CODFISH

God im portuguese but i hate codfish so much eww

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

My biggest fear as a kid was the dark, but i think now my biggest fear is spiders

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

Sometimes- Ariana Grande

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

You know that "cant hear, cant speak, cant see" meme? That

I dont even know if thats from 2018 or 2019

But i love that

59: what’s your favorite myth?

Idk a lot about myths but i do like that one about apollo and daphne

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

My favourite flower is viola tricolor so my ideal flower crown would be full of those in all colors possible

69: what are your favorite board games?

Usually i dont play board games so idk

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

My friend has a lot of energy, likes to do crazy things and is very funny so if we are together we are laughing 99% of the time.

Also they like bananas

A lot

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

MINION FANCLUB FOR LIFE, WE STAN MINIONS IN THIS HOUSE

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

Beige

I didnt choose it

I dont really like it-

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

INFP, Virgo and Hufflepuff

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

Escapism- Steven Universe

Leave the city- twenty one pilots

This is home- cavetown

Runaway- Aurora

There are a lot more but im gonna stop here

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I dont really wanna change my past or live that all again so i dont see a reason to go back 5 years into the past, also 2014 was not my best year so... future, i would go to the future

mutual tag 🍒✨

i was tagged by @chanuwu thanks this was fun uwu ✨🌈

nickname: emy, keeva (thats actually my middle name but i get called that a lot!!)

zodiac: gemini sun/venus, taurus moon/mercury/mars (@ anyone who knows abt astrology pls tell me what it means lmao)

height: 1m63 

age: just turned 22 but in the Youth™’s opinion i look 16-17 ggfjfgjdnfgj help

time: 19:28

fave bands/artists: winkon, b.a.p, shinee, b*s, monsta x....honestly its a never ending list :’) 

song stuck in my head: tbh these past few days its been either twisted by junoflo gmskdkfkg god (smtm season is upon us lads) or machika by anitta, jeon & j. balvin (forgot how hard this goes)

last movie i watched: i watched the first 2 shrek films last night, i lurv poetic cinema 👌 cant believe i went this long without watching them lmao

last thing i googled: apartments bc i need to find a new place to live in but everything’s too expensive rip 🗿 🗿 🗿 love me some adult shit uh

other blogs: dont have any other!! i be a messy bih on main 

do i get asks?: sometimes from mutuals and every now n then some asshole drops in but thats it owo

why i chose my username?: every khh related url i wanted was taken lmao so i decided on this since i lov me some gray music

☝️ a mood

following: 422 GKSKDFNKG and yet i only see the same 15 blogs on my dash so a lot of them are probably inactive

average amount of sleep: around 5

lucky number: 7

what am i wearing: a black top and mom jeans

dream job: don’t have one

dream trip: anywhere is great! im not picky 

play any instruments: nope but i used to be very good at piano:// im lowkey sad i stopped playing

fave song: view n good evening by shinee, naive by the kooks, the sound by the 1975, ok jaanu by a.r rahman & srinidhi venkatesh, baby baby by winner,...

play any sport: i dont play anymore but ive done tennis, badminton & swimming

hair colour: red

eye colour:  light blue/grey

most iconic song: the dilemma//// im gonna keep it to kpop: mr simple by suju, ring ding dong by shinee or i got a boy by gg

language(s) you speak: french’s my native language,,, i can write in english but not talk lmao (my dad’s english so talk abt embarrassing) and i had german spanish and latin in school but i can only understand a bit when im reading so uhhhh yeah... i started learning hindi & portguese and stopped a couple yrs ago but i wanna start again!!

random fact: last year at my stepdad’s bday a woman who works with casting directors n stuff (the first out lesbian in her field btw!! which is dope) told me i should go to paris and pass auditions because i had the physique to do tv?? but i never did and my jobless self regrets it tbh gllskdskfg

describe yourself as aesthetics: sunset by the sea, pressed flowers, staring at your friends laughing, iced hazelnut macchiato, the smell of opening a new book, pink tinted windows/glass, impulse shopping, plants on the window ledge, that annoying piece of hair that gets in your mouth, sheet masks, taemin trying to run his hand through his hair while he had a hat on, unwanted nostalgia, crying easily, listening to music on high volume, the run mv, the winner ‘exit’ teaser films, the feeling of getting a tattoo, streets in a foreign city at night, the very important hand touch in period dramas, alcoholic drinks that taste like they have no alcohol, flannel around your waist, sitting in the dark and watching the stars and moon

tagging: @seoktjin @ayzis @http-lance @fatescenario @glasses-and-bandana-s  @94taehyuns @ddudu2x @winnerjinu @sghoneygirl @agu5td  @blingbling-is-jonghyuun​ idk whos done this yet or not but ya! in case you feel like it  🤗

Your Ass Arms

Oh . A penis on fire should i get laid? Probly naht, no one appriciates my Oh . A penis on fire should i get laid? Probly naht, no one appriciates my oddly shaped ass. Lady: hey sir, why are you saying all these obscene things? Me:cuz you can go fuck a bag. Lady: you fat fucking cunt, bitch say it again , im finna come up on u like a jizz volcano ...yoinks. Me: (walks away) then this bitch comes up to me and rips my pants off and sets my dick to fire, i watched it burn, it was painfull, yet , kinda nice, I politely asked her why the hell she did this. She replied with: bitch fuck ur fruitloops ill shit in your damn cheerios, bitch i wish the fuck you would act all nice, wit u and yo skinneh ass arms.

Day2: so its fucking rush hour or some shit, and everybody tramples over that cunt bitch from yesterday, one persons foot got stuck six inches down her vagina, she moaned in pain, i laughed and said "a bitch aint so tough now hah!." So like it started raining, and ppl began to stumble on eachother, in oddly sexual positions, it was, ofcourse, a nude party , so natrually everyones boners would get in everyones asses, one guys dick fell so hard in the bitches mouth, that her throat gave in and blood began spewing out her throat., she was still a-fucking-live how in the acctual fuck does this bitch get to live? So i came up to her and asked her why she was still alive. To which she replies with a long drawn out biiiiiiitchhhh as all the blood, and cum from all the blowjobs she gave seeped from her mouth, i started maniacally laughing, as she took her very last gasp of air

The lady began to pull a large ass pubic hair from her teeth, with all the gross dick goop, and some old cum from when the guy had previously jerked off. Ugh the hair was so smelly, i could smell it from the safe two feet of distance which was originally 4 feet, but my cock had half hardened the other two feet. But then the blood and cum stopped pouring out of her mouth, and she wet her pants, for her dick too was begining to harden, but HOT DAMN YOWZA, she had a dragon sized dick, I fell in love instantly and hopped on top of it, and began to straddle her. The connection i felt between me and her was stronger than the stream of blood and cum , pouring out of her throat, which was always loose from sucking too many dicks, so natrually that happened anyway. And right as I was going to climax, a steam roller came up and fucked that bitches shit up. It flattened her face flatter than her tits which were normally coverd in piss cum and occasionally blood, Because her dick was so huge bitches bled when they sat upon it. She used her last dying energy to jam her dick so far up my asshole, it went into my throat, i knew at this point i wouldnt survive, i watched as everything...faded...away...it was my end

4: So like it was a rainy day or some shit(oh and btw i didnt die) and that fucknozzle whos dick got stuck in that bitch ass's mouth hole, was in the hospital, I couldnt help but bring him flowers. Aphrodisiacs to be exact. That mother fucker came so so hard the instant he saw me, so did I. I turned him over so I could fuck him in the ass, but he kept trying to put his mouth all over my dick so i gave up and let him. His mouth was so powerfull, I came out every last fucking oz. of cum in my body, and since my body is , or was 99.9999% cum thats ...acctually not alot. Wowwzers. He swallowed it. He swallowed it real good hehe. And his dick all if the sudden fucking broke in half and exploded from trying to achive a boner. Yaaaass, it was so glorious the fountain of blood piss and cum, that spurted out of his dick. I knelt to the ground and let it get all over me, it was so nice and warm. The nurse came in. And when she saw the events her dick rose up and broke the ceiling , making it fall thus resulting in her death. Yeah she ded as fuuuuuuck. She will be remembered by the jizz pile she left behind...Or so said the dickmaster at her memorial dick service. 1600 big black cocks were erected in her honor...i acctually cried a bit. I went home to masturbate, I needed to shake off all the sadness somehow. And it sure did, the stream of cum falling down my hard shaft, made me happy. I dipped my finger on it to taste it, and HOLY FUCKING SHIT, it Fucking tasted fucking amazing as fuuuuck. I used the rest as a cheese substitute and bought it to my aunts house for a party. People gave me compliments and asked what i put in my maceronni, and when i told them their mood seemed to depress abit. Like holy damn, its jut fucking jiss bitches, nothing to be afraid of. And when i thought things couldnt get anyworse these little greedy bitch kids stole my rainbowscarf and my dildos. Those little assholes... Whatever i chose to let it go. Those were starting to develop permenant stains anyways.

5. One day after all the rain and fuck. I came upon this lady with some flyers. They read "dicks and genitles for sale 20$ or a kidney" My dick started to harden because of all the possible opprotunities that came to me. I was also kinda hungry. Somewhat for food, but mostly for a bigass deeuchk, YASSS. So I went to the adress on a flyer. I ended up at a sketchy motel where the same lady was sitting at a booth , while all the old genitles were begining to decompose. It was so fucking sexy, they were dripping flesh and cum everywhere and blood to. I browsed for a while until i came across the mosybeautiful think id ever seen. A super old vagina, that was as delicate at this point as soggy paper and it also had some potato salad looking stuff on the side, and a lot of the outer skin was there too. I picked it out , paid the lady my 20 bucks and went home. Before i straight up ate the seximous thing. Something occured to me. What iF i made a sandwhich with this? And sold it for 1,00,000$? HOLY SHIT I CAN FINALLY AFFORD A BIKE AT CERULEAN CITY. A small heartshaped tear of joy fell across my face. So I quickly ran to town to sell it. And i know what ur thinking , and yes I did fuck my dog And my cat before i left because if i didnt that would be bad manners . So anyways I ran to town, in the nude of course, with my big africanamericanimmagrentmiddleclasshomosexual dick flipped and flapped in the wind! When i got to a sexy enough place, bitches were all over the sandwhich. One person offered me 999,999 but they would finger my fuck hole for the extra dollar so i could cover for that. So anyways while the guy was fingering me the void in my asshole activated and sucked most of his arm in , all the way to his shoulder. At first it was strange adjusting to eachothers company but we then settled our differences. Later we would get married, adopt 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cats to fuck, and then 4 as pets. One time i diaread on his arm so hard it went down his throat, along with most of my jizz. And then one day i woke up sore as hell. My husband was on the floor, with half of his arm missing and blood splattered everywhere, I thought this was the sexiest thing in the whole damn universe, so I jumped on top of him and put his dick in my as, and I fisted him with the other half of his arm that i found in the dildo compartment.

Day. 6

(Sometime like 5 years in the future or some shit) so my husband had died from sucking a dick that was too long , and it was epic, it went all the way even went through his asshole. Oooh it was amazing, blood and cum was flying everywhere. Ugh it was so awesome i wet myself to the point there was a puddle 5 feet long. Then that bitch ass hoe cunt bitch from earlier, yes Her, burst in screaming "BITCH I AINT THROUGH WIT YOU YET I SERIOUSLY WILL SHIT IN YO CEREAL BITCH U BETTAH WATCH IT!!" How in the hell are you alive? To which she replies "ooh i just needed some jiss on my tits and some cum on my face and in my hair and mouth. Ohhh damn. Hey do you wanna make a sandwhich? Ok. So we both laid down intertwined our legs and rubbed our vaginas together. Ooh it was soo fucking hot. I came too early all over her cunt and it sprayed so hard that she started losing skin and blood. Ooh it went so far and powerfull that her body disentegrated and her physical being seised to exist. After these events a hot guy came in. I jumped him and began making out with him really hard. Before i knew it he had me against a wall. We began to rip eachothers clothes off violently. I grabbed his ass, then began inserting two fingers into his fuckhole , while he sucked my big africanamericanimmegranthomosexual dick all the way to my big white balls. He turned around and offered me his ass. So i ripped off the rest of his pants which were at his ankles, and threw them. His pants hit the grill and lit on fire. I almost looked back but he grabbed my face and said in a sexy voice "thats not important now" and shoved my dick in his ass. Ooh it was soo tight. I felt like i would cum instantly. My vagina clenched when i finally came. After that we said our goodbyes. The next day i journeyed to cerulean city, to pick up that damn bike. Latest edition automatic dildo bike."get fucked so fast youll have anal seepage for days" was their slogan. I went to the lady up front and purchased the bike. She seemed horrified when she saw my bank account. Then she pointed to a sign that read "richest person in kanto had 999,999$ but gave it away for an old crusty vagina sandwich!" Eh that kinda rang a bell. Nah im not familiar with that. So As I walk out, I find this dumb ass white bitch yelling at her slowbro telling it to fucking cut a tree down with dem blunt ass claws. It was a small as fucking tree, you can walk around the fucking tree dont be a bitch lady goddamn. So I had to walk around a fucked up path where i was attacked by purple dildos, flying dildos, and electrical anal beads. And after all that I went to a building with a large red roof. All that was inside was this pink haireded lady with some large ass fucking tits, and a little fat bitch by the name of chansey at her side. I went up to her and asked if she sold beer...No, This bitch grabs me, puts me onto a weird machine. It was like a rave on LSD. I heard a nice little tune after a bunch of beeps. Then before i can think.. Bitch rips me off the machine and throws me onto the ground. Then she kindly says "we hope to see u again" like bitch really, umm hell no. So I walked out and found an old ass power plant, with the same electrical anal beads from earlier hanging out around it. I yelled "NOPE!!" Fuck that"" and ran like shit crazy. I accidentally ran into a hot redhead in a bathing suit. The dildo on her bike was 12 inches long, mine was only 8... I expressed my jealousy to which she asked me to challenge her. I ran as far as i could, then a portal appeared. I went in to escape the deranged bitch that was chasing me, she only wanted me for my hot vagina. So the portal took me home. I checked to see if there was a cum stain on the right side of the sofa, and there was! I was finally home. So i ran outside stripped naked and fucked someones dog who they werent watching at the time. When i came though, the dog acctually exploded , and It blew my physical being out of existence ...

THE END.

So one say my boss bent me over his desk with my big tits swinging back amd forth, He ripped off my pencil skirt and screamed "ooooooh maureen, I want ur anis nooowww" as his tentacles went in my anus. It was so fucking hot. Then the door busted opened! A cunt bitch who claimed she was gonna beat mah ass as revenge against my father. She was tryina be a bad bitch, so I had to teach dat ho a lesson...by beatin her ass and stickin her head on a stake, and skull fucking it at the same time. Then an angel appeared, he told me my attempts were futile, that in the next edition of your ass arms, she would return!!! Her body began to reform, so I stuck my fist in her vagina to prevent resurgense, and it workedc the bitch died...for now

So I wake up one morning and the "cunt bitch" is standing above me , like bitch really? She got off on my face, then got off the bed to a boxx of dildos, we are roomates now. She began unbottoning her blouse, and her boobs fell so hard to the ground. I picked them up for her and asked where she wanted them put, she then grabbed them amd stuffed them up her vagina,oooooh it was so hot. I bent her over the table and began fingering her fuckhole, the oozey seepage coming out was soo amazing so I grabbed a glass, filled it up with the shit piss cup, and forced her to drink it. She looved it. Oooh. I began slipping my 1400000000 inch dick so far inside of her that i touched her soul, and she screamed so valiantly it was totes amazeballs

I know he's not the best, I don't expect him to be too scary or spook. He is just for fun. Also Trigger warning because this might disturb/ trigger some people Tw: Rape, Pedophilia, Necrophilia, Death Basic: Name: Jean Nelson Cp name: None Nicknames: Bat boy because his nose kinda looks like a bats because of how it points upwards, Teddy due to him living in the Teddy Bear Motel, Trix because he's just for kids. All names are given to himself by himself because he has a lot of free time Age: 17, dies at almost 18 Birthday: May 23, 1973 Deathday: April 7, 1990 Race: White(and he is also Albino) Sex: Male Sexuality: Straight Religion: Christian and loves Jesus, although he doesn't fully understand the religion and assumes he will still go to heaven, because he thinks that he can sin as much as he want because Jesus died for it, but thats really not the case at all. Residents: The Teddy Bear Motel c5.staticflickr.com/9/8316/292… abandonedkansai.files.wordpres… Located in Whittier North Carolina Hotel Info: The hotel was abandoned, and he decided to stay there because it was much warmer then his cabin in the woods because of instillation. Mental disorders:Narcissistic personality disorder, Intermediate explosive disorder Accent: Southern but he slurs his words, and ends  up drooling a lot when talking. Prized Possession: A Taxadermied 16 y/o girl that he did by himself, She's kinda rotten. WIP character. --- Appearance: He doesn't look too spooky, but his actions kinda spook me Hair: Light ash blonde (whatever the fuck, just blonde basically) Medium length, although normally kept up. Its burnt of in many places on the face. Eyes: Cat like shaped eyes. They're green or blue, not sure yet Body Type: kinda muscular, pretty short. He has chubby arms<3 Height: 5"4 Weight: 139 lbs. Extra: he has lots and lots of burns.I cant really draw burns, they look a bit too fresh, I know. Due to the burns it kind of hurts him to open one side of his mouth, so when he talk and breathes and stuff one side droops and the oceanfox89.deviantart.com/art/… other side goes up making in look like he's smirking. The other side  of his mouth can and does open though. Outfits: Too many. Like way lots. The jeans aren't really rolled up that high, it's stylized. main outfit: oceanfox89.deviantart.com/art/… Nose: He doesn't have any nose skin so he cant keep his snot in his nose and is constantly getting boogers and stuff everywhere. He can't breathe well out of his nose because of that and it gets in his mouth a lot because he breathes out of it. He smears it around his face, its gross. Boots: cowboy boots that are brown and black, with no spurs. Legs: (Thicc) They're kind of chubby, but it's really just odd weight distribution. He eats a lot of dog, so he's not starving. --- Killing: Jean doesn't go out of his way to get a kill, but when he does kill it is for sexual purposes, to get off basically. However, since what he is into is so odd, it doesn't feel like the victim is being sexually violated, which he thinks is wrong.  How he kills in he normally bashed their head in with his hockey stick, or slice them with it. He will occasionally hang them, or make small cuts in them and let the victim bleed out. --- Fetishes: One reason that Jean kills is to get a good wank. His sex thing was badly burnt when they were attacked and overtime he developed strange fetishes that he does to his victims.  Trigger Warning, but important info   Erotophonophilia: Sexual pleasure in murder Necrophilia Pedophilia Piquerism: Pleasure in piercing or cutting the flesh Sadism Zoophilia: Animal fetish Zoosadism: Inflicting pain in animals, or seeing animals in pain. --- Personality: He's a dick. He wont talk to or go after anyone over 20. He  pretends to be sweet and happy and pretends to not have much of a personality and be 2 dimensional like a cartoon character to trick kids into thinking he is fun loving and happy. He's really just a sad, perverted sex freak, who love targeting the weak, young and venerable. He occasionally will belittle his victims before he kills them once he's caught him in his shed or in the motel, and just yell at them because he is angry for no reason. He really does regret it, and it doesn't feel as great as it did. Misogynistic type( Hates women) Why have sex if it's no love?He's secretly extremely sad with what he's done with his life. Before it even started really. He's only 17. He could have made a family of his own. He knows he blew his only change at a family and love, he messed it up the second he got it. Nobody told him it was wrong, what he did to his sister. And if you can't fix what's broken, break it more, right? Likes: Children(in that way), getting off to dead people (in holes he cuts in them, not birth canals), Sugar Rice Krinkles, Jesus, eating flowers, staplers, NICKELODEON, the cold, wet pleasure of penetrating corpses, acting, being romantic, however his version of romantic is sick and twisted, exhibitionism, Killing hikers and fucking their dogs Dislikes: Hippies, because they annoy the fuck out of him, Victims who scream or bark too  loud and hurt his ears, most people besides himself, loud noises, "kinkshaming", men Beliefs: He believes that killing children and bashing in the stomachs or pregnant women is fine to save the children from living miserable lives. He thinks its immoral to have real sex with women, because he never has, but holes he cuts into them is fair game. Strength: He is fast, in the short periods of time he can run, from practice he can swing his hockey stick well, he can climb, and get into small places easily, can fallow things well with his eye and rarely loses sight of victims. Because they're dumb children and loud animals. Weaknesses: He's human, he has human weaknesses, he has poor eyesight because he is albino, and his hair is also easily grabbed and pulled. He also has problems with running for a long time because his nose is normally clogged and he cant breathe. Also, because he is normally breathing from his mouth, he has a hard time sneaking up on people. He is much weaker then most men. He doesn't have any depth perception because his eye was burnt over. theme song: Yonkers Instrumental by Tyler the Creator and Goosebumps Instrumental by Travis Scott www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ZQyr…; or www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQBw1f… (just for fun) but highkey inspired by Tron Cat by Tyler the Creator. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd3hxZ… --- Phobias: Androphobia: Fear of adult men, due to most of them being stronger then him Pyrophobia: Fear of fire Mastigophobia: Fear of whips --- Extras: Since the motel doesn't have electricity, when he kills an animal, he eats it. Probably died from tetanus or being shot, i'm not sure yet, possibly froze to death still my innocent little floof bby He's not gay btw He's all badass until someone attacks back, then he's a little bitch ---  TRIGGER WARNING  (just in case) This includes background Story: written by siner666.deviantart.com/art/Je… --- Short background:    Jean was born and left at the hospital. However he was adopted by a "nice" couple that took care of him until he was around 7. However the the father cheated on the mom and the mom became angry at Jean and his siblings at the time. The people he had always known as his real family. He was taken away by cps and placed into foster care while his mother was evaluated. He was placed in a few more terrible homes until he finally go to Edmunds. They were a nice Mexican family. He had a little sister names Sarah in that family. He became very addicted to TV and his family got him whatever he wanted to deal with his trauma.They gave him whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, so it made him very self absorbed. But he wasn't satisfied. Jean eventually fell in love, but he knew that her family would stop them from being together. So he kidnapped her in the night and ran away with her. taking the things they bonded over with them, so that just maybe she would forgive him. He was immediately found out and the town basically went out in a mob to go find him. When he he was found he was attacked, rather violently, because the townspeople much rather did things own their own and not with legal help, so they decided to chase them down and catch them by themselves. It was like an old fashioned mob. One mad decided too pick up a lantern but dropped it and it burnt the two children. He assumed he killed them The girl died but Jean didn't. When their parents found out they were devastated, they never knew he survived.    Jean was absolutely devastated, the only person he could ever truly love was dead. He ran to a hotel, that had been very important to him as a child. Only to learn that it had been abandoned, which was a pleasant surprise to him. He and his sisters dead corpse stayed at the motel for the longest time until she started rotting, so Jean started looking for a new body.    He found a cabin in the woods and camped there and killed any children that happened to wander in. And animals, and eventually pregnant women.    One day he was strolling around in his little forest, and found some campers. A single dad, a daughter who was 11 and a son who was 13, and their dog. He snuck into their tent while the dad went away to get their truck.Jean underestimates how strong the son is. Jean assumes he can go in, kill the brother, and steal the sister and dog. He intended to kill him with a hammer he found in his motel. HE walks in and accident steps on the brother. The brother was SHOOK and immediately started beating Jean over the head with the closest object, a flashlight. He does it to the point when his head is cracked and bleeding out. the brother told him to scram, which he did, only to come around the other side and snatch up the dog and sister. Jean even this dazed and confused state still managed to run with them and climb to the roof of the motel. He held the dog over the roof to taunt the brother. The father came then. Seeing one of his beloved children in danger he climbed up to the roof with Jean. He grabbed Jean by the hair and dragged him down from the roof down the fire escape. He took the hammer Jean had, and grabbed wads of his blood clotted hair and nailed it to a wall. Jean passed out. When he woke up the father forcefully ripped him  form the wall, scalping him and exposing the hole in the skull the his son made. The father shoves his foot in the crack and spread it more. Jean was basically having full blown seizures at this point. The dad gets the scalp and then he tied it around his neck and hung him. And finally tore the better part of his face off and left him there to die, even though he probably already died before. The thirty two year old man, Walter Hugo, was later charged with the multiple murders, and minor rape. Walter was sent to death row and Jean was obviously dead.

@gamerfreddie

Im stupid and i accidentally deleted this ask but im gonna answer it anywayyyy sorryyyy

And btw, yes, i am from Portugal 💕

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

Oh boi, yes, but my friends always say its one of the things they love more about me so its probably not that bad

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Yes! If im alone im probably singing, like 99% of the time, i need music to live tbh

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Using "ajustada" as a laugh

12: what’s your favorite planet?

Neptune and Pluto, and if you say Pluto is not a planet get out of my blog now-

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

Being with my bff’s for the first time in one month

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

PINK, and i dont even like pink a lot, but the idea came after i watched glitchtale

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

There was this day where i lost a very important train while i was wearing a shirt that said “i am always late”

It wasnt funny for me when it happened but now it is-

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

I love the idea of having a journal but i always forget to write in it but i try, i have this notebook someone gave me on christmas and im trying to write things i do during the day bc i always forget things so maybe this will help me remember them

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

I dont think I have a favorite eye color bc they are all soooo beautiful and they look so different and unique deppending on the person

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

Strawberry

28: sunrise or sunset?

Sunset

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

One of my bff's does this face when she is confused that is so cute and it just kills me bc ahidiajdiai she is adorable

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

When i was a kid i had this stuffed orange bear that i called 'laranja' (it means orange, i know, im so original) and one stuffed white dog that i called biscoito (it means cookie)

I dont have the orange bear anymore but i have one that looks exactly the same except it is yellow also i still have biscoito

39: what color do you wear the most?

Hm, probably black? But i dont really know tbh

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN NOVEL AND I DONT CARE IF SOME PEOPLE SAY ITS BAD I REALLY LOVE IT

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

Yes but that doesnt mean they are right a lot hsuahah

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

CODFISH

God im portuguese but i hate codfish so much eww

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

My biggest fear as a kid was the dark, but i think now my biggest fear is spiders

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

Sometimes- Ariana Grande

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

You know that "cant hear, cant speak, cant see" meme? That

I dont even know if thats from 2018 or 2019

But i love that

59: what’s your favorite myth?

Idk a lot about myths but i do like that one about apollo and daphne

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

My favourite flower is viola tricolor so my ideal flower crown would be full of those in all colors possible

69: what are your favorite board games?

Usually i dont play board games so idk

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

My friend has a lot of energy, likes to do crazy things and is very funny so if we are together we are laughing 99% of the time.

Also they like bananas

A lot

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

MINION FANCLUB FOR LIFE, WE STAN MINIONS IN THIS HOUSE

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

Beige

I didnt choose it

I dont really like it-

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

INFP, Virgo and Hufflepuff

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

Escapism- Steven Universe

Leave the city- twenty one pilots

This is home- cavetown

Runaway- Aurora

There are a lot more but im gonna stop here

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I dont really wanna change my past or live that all again so i dont see a reason to go back 5 years into the past, also 2014 was not my best year so... future, i would go to the future