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forbidden-interlude · 11 months

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Idc if my husband and I are on the rockiest of rocks , I am telling him about the boob grab

#beyond the sea #black mirror #s6 #spoilers #i’m squealing #like a pig #like ya so called friend tried to finger f!ck me #and he’s so bold to say he’s a better man for her #like sir who are you #that’s my husband 🤨#and I don’t even like the husband but there are lines ya don’t cross

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florence-ghoul · 4 months

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One of the top-tier dynamics of all time is "emotionally constipated service top" and "gentle dommy mommy".

Spock & Kirk, Erik & Charles, Miles & Phoenix, Hannibal & Will, Crowley & Aziraphale – it’s a classic. Best dynamic, I don’t make the rules

#tos spirk #cherik #wrightworth #hannigram #ineffable husbands #spirk #aziracrow #narumitsu #dont let my wife find my blog or she will tease me about this post in particular #as if her toxic yuri manhwa were any better 🤨#not her asking for the link to my blog just a couple days later

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toasteaa · 11 days

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😅 and 🫂 PLEASE !

Pining stage asks💙

😅 did anyone ever mistake you two for a couple? how did you both react?

Who HASN'T mistaken Eclair and Neuvillette for a couple, let's be real. The gestionnaires (most of them), the Melusines; hell, their Archon has mistaken them for being a couple before. But it's subtle. Indirect. A little cloud of gossip about them when they're not around. It's not THE talk of the nation, just a bit of afternoon gossip fodder for the gestionnaires since they're the ones that see Eclair and Neuvillette the most.

But being mistaken for a couple directly? Having someone, perhaps a sweet mannered old woman, call them a lovely couple while on post work evening stroll?

Eclair is shocked, to say the least. Schools her expression in almost immediately and tries to think of a response. Everyone in Fontaine knows Neuvillette. Everyone knows Neuvillette does not get into relationships. He doesn't even say he has friends. But...she's silently flattered that they were mistaken for a couple. It flutters around quietly in her chest and slowly brings some color to her cheeks. A feeling that she's also silently stamping back into place because she is not in a relationship with Neuvillette. Even though the thought is extremely nice.

Even if she tries to deny it, she's not able to get it out once the old woman takes Eclair’s hands in hers; showering her with those same sweet comments little old ladies she's helped before always seem to give her. Only now it's peppered in-between stories of never having seen the Iudex as much as she has these past few years and how much happier and more relaxed he seems now.

"Th-thank you, mémé;" stammering? The detective that can stare a gun down its barrel without flinching is stammering at the thought of being mistaken for Neuvillette's partner? "But the Chief Justice and I simply work together. We aren't a couple."

But it's like she's said nothing at all. The old woman just smiles warmly. Knowingly. You can't lie to grandma, don't you know?

Neuvillette's reaction on the other hand, could be considered a non-reaction to most. But that's because he goes to his mind first. Wonders what they see that could warrant such a reaction. From what he knows, humans only say these kind of things after seeing a romantic interaction between two people. In that case, have his advances been noticeable? Has Eclair accepted them in some way that he's missing? He would like to be sure before making any assumptions, but finding time to ask Eclair in between the times where they're both busy and inundated with work is...difficult.

"I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, but any relationship I have with Detective Dumont is professional and entirely work related. She is my coworker, first and foremost, and a...colleague." It's not a lie, but it's not necessarily the entire truth. But...well, if there's anything he's learned, it's that sometimes withholding parts of the truth is necessary. For others and for himself.

🫂 what's one significant moment of physical contact you had during the pining stage?

Oh...there's something to be said about Neuvillette and, well, anything physical. He seems untouchable because he is untouchable. As the Chief Justice, there is an image of unobtainability about him. As a being that has persisted for 500 years, he holds a certain unknowability in his hands. No one can get close to Neuvillette because no one really knows Neuvillette. Whether that's because they haven't really tried to get to know him or because he is the Iudex. And they see him exclusively as the Iudex. Of course, he has put up boundaries between himself and others as well; justifying it as being a necessary and needed barrier in order for him to remain a stalwart servant to the will of his Nation.

That, however, has not made his existence any less...lonely.

Nevertheless, Neuvillette has a station to maintain and cannot allow idle thoughts of melancholy to seep in whilst he's in the middle of his work. A trial will not be held at bay while he wrangles in his rarely expressed emotions, struggles frustratingly to find the correct files that were misplaced days ago, and -

And Eclair is there. Her hand careful and grounding against his. He hadn't heard her come in, far too busy rushing to have his attention split. And the file...it's there, in her other hand. He hadn't misplaced the file; there were extra reports that she was finishing. He knew this. She says as much, but he isn't listening. He only...feels. Feels the reassurance of her tone, the lilt of it bringing a kind of...peace to him. Her hand has moved away from his, but he can still feel the weight of it. The warmth of it. She's still speaking, but her touch has moved - adjusting his robes lightly where they've creased, straightening his jabot and making sure it's pinned neatly, before smoothing down the panels of his mantle against his chest. It's an...odd feeling. An action he's observed being done, but never had it done to himself. Never imagined it would be done to him. No one gets this close to him. He doesn't let anyone get this close to him. And yet...this touch is not unwelcomed. No, it's...it's calming. Soothing. Grounding.

Is this what the touch of another person feels like?

She's looking at him, he realizes, with that critical eye. Searching for something like she always is. He wonders, vaguely, what she sees. Notices the gleam of something...softer in her gaze. He wishes he knew what it was. He wishes he could understand why her hand against his chest has done this to him. Made the flow of Hydro swirl beneath his skin. Made his senses a little sharper. Yet the only thing he can do is thank her for her assistance. Feel something within him stir again at her smile. And want to -

The hour's chime breaks the bubble of reverie; he will be late if he does not leave immediately. The Iudex is never late to a trial. Another brief (yet appreciative) thanks before he's excusing himself and striding out of his office. The station of the Iudex is one that must be meticulously maintained. And yet...

He cannot help but feel the lingering weight of Eclair's touch and distantly wonder if he would ever allow himself to feel it so intimately again.

#toast talks #ask game #genshin impacted #oc tag: Eclair Dumont #Toast make an answer a reasonable length challenge: impossible #Wriothesley called Eclair Neuvillette's work wife ONCE and I think that interaction is the most confused Neuvillette's ever been.#'My relationship with the detective is not legally binding.' 'Oh? But you are in a relationship with her? 🤨'#Give him a break he's OLD. He doesn't understand work wife work husband jargon. Now he's just confused and yearning.#Also...I genuinely couldn't pick a favorite physical contact moment because there are *so many*#Neuvillette experiences physical affection for once and is immediately craving it once it's gone.#Will he say anything about it? Nope.#Will he eventually return the sentiment? You'll have to wait and see (the answer is yes -)#Jesus fucking christ these answers are long I'm SORRY I have ADD and I take adderall :(#I STARTED writing the answer to the first one at work btw. These took me all day to answer and I am only slightly ashamed -

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the-raindeer-king · 9 days

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Low blood sugar really makes me act like a fool because I just stuck a bag of mini m&ms in my mouth and shook them around like a dog.

#this is after i asked if i should just not do anything to fix it and my husband said i had to eat something because i wasnt allowed to die #i really am such a joy to be around 😌#does anyone actually read my tags or am i just screaming into the void? 🤨#late night ramblings

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ghostwnby · 1 month

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I think my favorite thing about kriedbanejad is that Mika's wife 100% knows about it and supports it

#She's deadass like: “Yes I have a husband. Yes he is currently in a commited relationship with his bf Chris. And 🤨🤨🤨???”#I will never get over her insta story around xmas where she showed an ornament of Chris and Mika with the caption:#“Found my husband's bf on our tree”#i love her shes so iconic #new york rangers #chris kreider #mika zibanejad #kreidbanejad

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karmaisntab · 8 months

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Gays why tf is my father trending

#David Tennant is my father #Michael Sheen is my mother #and then there’s Uncle Neil #and Mama Georgia #and mam Anna #bc I say so #meant /pos btw #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #good omens #doctor who #idk what to put #but anyway 🤨

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sihtricfedaraaahvicius · 8 months

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New Fighter chapter will be out today, I promise! I've been slacking because the week started off really crappy, and yesterday I just didn't get to it and now we're suddenly rearranging our bed room???? 😭

#idk what this week is #also my real life (future) husband has been demanding attention? how rude?????#as if Sihtric's not always on my mind....#no but for real I wrote most of the next Dead Man chapter too #it's the proof reading and endless nitpicking at my own work that takes the most time 🥲#ALSO #Mabon tomorrow so today I've been baking apple pie and tomorrow I'll celebrate in my own little ways 🥰#and mans really said today he needed a 'rest day' 🤨🤨🤨#so much for being with a guy over 30...#the fuck 🙄😒

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bloodclotbitch · 2 months

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Having to come out as not straight is a funny concept cause literally every time I’ve told someone I’m bi their reaction has been ‘oh…you’re not gay!?’ like me personally I’m having to come out as hetero

#my mum tries to get me to say I’m a lesbian every time I see her #told her someone wished me a good husband and she said yeah as long as the husband is a woman!#like now why would you say that 🤨

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soggyqun · 1 year

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I never fully believed my buddy when they said Blake/Lynn hate existed but now that I’ve witnessed it myself I’m like whaaaat

Like I 100% get it if you hate the game for the story but they as characters is like ??? so random to me

#like they really don’t even do nun???#she heard him say Jessica in his sleep and y’all are like she’s toxic boooo ???#if I heard my husband call out to a random woman in his sleep I’d be 🤨 too like that’s sketchy #and she understood once he said it was abt their childhood friend she wasn’t like mmhmm like they seem good to me #and then Blake only wants to save her the WHOLE game while having his childhood trauma resurface at the worst times #i thought they were reacting accordingly to the situation #also Lynn seems chill to me like she a bruh girl with a hiiiii guy #idk maybe I’m just ovulating and feel protective over my little meow meows like they got some fucked up endings #blake langermann #lynn langermann #outlast #outlast ii #outlast 2

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blujayonthewing · 4 months

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well I just spent an hour digging through my own dnd notes and social media and also almost cried because I mentioned, in passing, something justin had said about one of his NPCs and he, completely lightheartedly, was like '?? I don't remember that at all. [I mean I'm not making it up?] I think you might be making it up 😏'

#me-- instantly stressed and near tears: I know you're joking and it's not even important but. that isn't funny. to me.#I really wish there was a term for 'gaslighting but they're not doing it on purpose'#this is distinct from simply 'being wrong' because 'that's definitely not what happened 🤨' is a key part of it #the other person trying to convince me that I'm wrong and I must be crazy-- not for manipulation purposes but because THEY forgot #and are MUCH more confident in the possibility that I'm completely full of shit than that they maybe can't remember exactly #this is an extraordinarily specific thing that nonetheless happens to me ASTONISHINGLY OFTEN.#I mean clearly often enough that I'm now hair-trigger sensitive upset about it #AND TO CLARIFY QUICKLY-- that's not what justin even did (this time) but 'well I don't remember that' is still...#OKAY WELL I DO. WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER BELIEVE ME.#trembling and crying searching for Receipts while explaining to my husband that it's not even that I don't think he believes me (this time)#I just. I just. I just. I'm not fucking crazy. I know you don't think I'm crazy. but I still feel like I Have to prove it.#my mom sending a package to the wrong address and then saying-- confidently and irritably-- 'you never GAVE me a unit number'#when I can scroll back up through texts to where I sent her our new address when we moved and it was complete and correct #my friend during our big stupid fight saying 'no one actually AGREED to that [dnd] plan except you and justin 😒'#going back into my audio recording to that conversation where everyone BUT him agreed #including his fucking pick-me 'yeah jay's being shitty right now' brother whose character said 'this sounds like a good plan' verbatim #like. I KNOW it's not just 'my memory vs theirs and we both assume we're right'#because SO OFTEN when this happens I have FUCKING RECEIPTS. that I'M NOT WRONG OR CRAZY.#no one ever wants to entertain the notion that I might know what I'm talking about.#I can't stress enough that I'm not mad at justin right now he was very much 'no I believe you! it's weird that I don't remember though'#which is fair! honestly! but I'm a LITTLE. sensitive. of the fact that everyone always ALWAYS automatically assumes I'm incorrect #and very often in a way that's a mark against my competence or character.#'well *I* couldn't *possibly* have gotten the address wrong so YOU must have fucked it up'#you know. it's like that. it's like that a lot.#maybe this only happens to me so much because I happen to be cursed with remembering things better than most people #or maybe I'm uniquely viewed as incompetent. who can say.#about me

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the-jam-to-the-unicorn · 9 months

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THE moment 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#WHAT DO YOU MEAN AM I OKAY #OF COURSE IM NOT OKAY #LISTEN #EVERYONE #WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE AMOUNt OF TIMES IVE WATCHED THAT VIDEO #IN THE HISTORY OF VOLENA MOMENT THIS IS A VOLENA VOLENA MOMENT #IT HAS EVERYTHING #ZE BEING A GENTLEMAN #LOOOOOOOOVE #THEM BEING FREAKING SWEET WITH EACH OTHER #OLENA TEASING HIM #i love that you can see the exact moment vova realizes he fucked up #also olenas glaaaaaaaare 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#vova felt that glare through the sun glasses 😂#also the slight raise of the olenas eyebrow #and the look to stefanchuk #“can you believe my husband ruslan?!”#“un-be-lie-vable 🤨🤨🤨”#also how she withdraws her hand but vova quickly reaches for it and grabs it 😄#and olenas little smirk #that turns into a full big smile when hE KISSES HER HAND 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰#I ALSO REALIZED WITH THE PICTURES HE GRABBED HER HAND IN A WAY SO HE WAS TOUCHING THE RING #AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE ACTUALLY PRESSES THE KISS ON THE WEDDING RING #AND HOW HE CARESSES HER HAND BEFORE KISSING IT 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#AND HOW OLENA IMMEDITATELY LEANS TOWARDS HIM WHEN HE KISSES HER HAND #ALSO THAT FELT SO NATURAL BETWEEN THEM #THATS NOT THE FIRST TIME HE DID THIS #also how he continues to hold her hand when he continues walking #I HAVE A LOT OF EMOTIONS ABOUT THAT #SCREAMING CRYING DYING

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zujime · 2 years

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arthur morgan got my toes curling, backflipping, and doing the worm he so fine🤭🥰

like i just wanna magically get rid of his tuberculosis then proceed to wring his arby’s meat mountain dry🤭 like, forget your old girl cause i’m your one and only now cowboy😉😘

why lasso me with a rope with your can lasso me with something else, mr. morgan?🥴

#[♡]. mae’s talks #rdr2 arthur #arthur morgan x reader #he will forever be my husband #and i will forever be his lil cock sleeve #an arthur morgan fic when?🤨

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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gay-nidoking · 1 year

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My right breast is doing a lot of weird shit and I'm trying to stay calm 💀

#like my right breast is already noticeably bigger than my left #but then suddenly for the past few weeks #i'm getting random sharp pains around the nipple #two new dark spots on my nipple #and these weird red bumps on the breast itself that I hope are just ingrown hairs #my husband says it's probably because my shirts are so tight now (i gained a lot of weight and can't afford new clothes)#but google says i have a rare form of breast cancer 🤨

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bisexualalienss · 5 months

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my brother and his wife are always in new zealand or denmark or some fun place. oh to be rich

#yes my brother is rich #but his wife is like. a cfo or some shit #he’s the trophy husband in this situation #anyways when will they take me with 🤨

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jrueships · 1 year

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THE SAUCE SOLDIERS HAVE FOUND HIS SPECIAL SAUCE BLUE LIGHT GLASSES !!!!

#why did he get them in black..... the reason u get blue light glasses is cus theyre clear and make u look important #like the smart evil man in a heist movie or the smart evil hacker #like the mole played by that one guy in hamsterforce or whatever that movie was called #gforce #...gspot #ANYWAYS I LOVE THIS PHOTO THANK U SAUCE SOLDIERS !!!!#we are the hardest working soldiers for the hardest working streamer #im going to frame this and tape the frame to my ceiling so everytime i wake up i see his lovely face #his resting gamer face is the only thing that gets me up in the morning #.... 🤨#anyways #how does he expect to flirt and steal away joes husband when he looks like. that.#if the whole world just zapped a little of sauces self confidence and installed it into themselves #bullying and self doubt would probably end #there would be world peace #he is just so inexplicably. gay theater villain. hes hoarding all the power #sauce #the EYES 😭😭#the hoodie.. he looks like an amogus character #he just saw the imposter vent #🙁

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jonghyuny · 6 months

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#“you need to stop babying him when he cries”#my husband said about our literal baby #🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨#sir he is 10 months and fell and hit his head #of course I'm gonna pick him up #personal

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ecoamerica · 1 month

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