as a Makeup Understander my official position is that most of the characters in blue lock whose designs include what I can only interpret as in-universe eyeliner probably use black WATERPROOF liquid liner to get looks like that that stay on during games—except for kaiser, who could plausibly be using a really tough waterproof pencil liner
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Love calling video game substances soup. Lava? That's soup. Neon green toxic radioactive sludge? Soup! Boiling rivers of blood? It'a soup. Ambiguously glowing liquid that heals you if you stand in it long enough? Obviously, this one's soup. Gooey slime that slows your movement when you walk through it? You guessed it, soup. Gene-altering chemicals that turn you into a horrible monster if you touch them? Still soup, babey!
All of it is soup, and yes, I will be jumping in it. to have a little sip.
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An Explicit Rayman/Dolph Laserhawk fic titled "The Shit They Put On TV" pre-season 1, all sorts of other tags
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“oooohhh mcdavid is so sad and miserable in edmonton get him out of there 🥺🥺” give it a fucking rest already. you guys don’t act like this about any other team. the leafs have pretty much the same record as the oilers in recent years but you know full well you wouldn’t be talking about how “tragic” it is if he played there. at least be honest and just say you think our city is a shithole and undeserving lol.
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I always loved this bit too, WHY DID THIS KID HAVE WEAPONS PRIVILEGES, OCELOT.
WHO ALLOWED THAT?? EVER??
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you’re the one, you’re all i ever wanted (i think i’ll regret this)
yeah so i have a massive stash of ofmd fanart i dont really wanna put on instagram so here i guess :) almost fell asleep while drawing all that hair, its super relaxing lmao also
edward teach listens to mitski propaganda
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