Just got an email about webs.com closing down. That was a good website hosting site, I had about 4 silly little websites on there, I can't move them anywhere because there is no longer a free hosting site that allows you to upload your own html and css, it's all template-based now.
I'm so sad, we're losing all of our rich and individually-created content! All that was done in the 90s and that made internet weird and interesting. All of the cringy stuff that used to make us happy, or made us feel like we're special. RIP Webs. I will miss you.
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Alright now it's time for the worse asks:
What's the situation for coughing up hairballs in the Purror and Erebark au?
they don't groom each other with their mouths so the answer is no they dont cough up hairballs. here's some other questions you might wanna ask:
do dogboys have anal glands? - no
do catboys have a third eye lid? - no
do cat/dogboys have more than 2 nipples? - some of them do bc sometimes humans can have more than 2 nipples
are catboy penises barbed? - no
do dogboy penises have knots? - no, but since i wont be posting penises to tumblr you're free to chase your bliss and imagine they do
do cat/dogboys go into heat/rut? - no, but theres probably a market for that kinda roleplay (just like irl)
do dogboys eat their own shit? - maybe the ones that are into scat do
can a catgirl be impregnated by multiple catboys at once? - superfecundation is possible but rare, just like in humans
do they age in cat/dog years? - they age like humans but they have a lower life expectancy than humans due to [gestures at the fucked up societal structures in my dystopic catboy au]
trust me whatever bodily and possibly nasty thing you can think of to ask i've likely already thought of it, i would be incredibly surprised if you manage to ask a question that is worse than what already goes through my head 24/7
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I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE-
a doll I commissioned awhile ago, I gave the artist a lot of freedom. just had to be vaguely Notkin. with the collar and scars
I DUB HIM,
CREEPY NOTKIN
and I love him
unfortunately the artist deleted their twitter so I don't know how to link them?? but they were @mysteriousartsy
@starstrucknightking12345678 made the little wax notkin in the second pic!!
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Speak Now (Shire Version) - @shirebarbie @lady-of-imladris
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Time to drop another Bayonetta OC out of pocket!
Im having a bit too much fun with this black centric picrew but also good
Name: Destinyque
Real Name: Boahinmaa
Hair: Black, long box braids
Skin color: dark brown
Skin detail: Smooth
Height: 6 feet
Scent: Cherry smell
Birthyear: 1422
Place of birth: Ghana
Habits: Winking
Fears: Nothing!
Triggers: Lumen Sages
Soft spots: Cats
Goals: Recover lost umbran treasures
Positive traits: Positivity
Negative traits: hides her insecurities
Backstory: While the heart of the Clan Wars happened in Europe, the true scale of the conflict included the whole Earth. During this time, many Witch settlements were caught unawares and wiped out by the Lumen.
One such settlement was Boahinmaa's home. Instead of being discouraged, the young girl vowed revenge. Too young to fight in the Clan Wars, Boahinmaa became one of the most fearsome and deadly witches during the Witch Hunts, able to wipe out entire choirs of Angels singlehandedly. But eventually, Boahinmaa disappeared... and Destinyque was born.
Now living in New York, Destinyque is a performer by daylight, and an Umbra Witch by moonlight. Too this day, Boahinmaa still fights to reclaim what was stolen from her. I made this all up in the span of 2 minutes lol
Contract: Madama Adze, Mother of Envy (The demonic progenitor of the Adze, vampiric demons that take the forms of fireflies in the living world. These fireflies can possess humans and give them the powers of a witch, but in exchange they must drain the blood of the living. These witches, known as abasom, typically only go after people they envy, the poor going after the rich and the elderly going after the young. Were a witch to enter a contract with Madama Adze, she would gain fantastic powers and an unstoppable fortitude.)
Weapon of Choice: Take the A-Train (4 guns: Ella, Duke, Aretha, Mary)
Weapon Origin: Created by Rodin
Beast Within Forms: Lioness, Vulture, Fireflies, Eel
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don't let anyone ever tell you you're not beautiful (spoken to a deep dish pizza)
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WHY THO- THEY MINE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR UNDERFELL SANS PICS
Bold of you to assume I have fell pics.
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