had a dream that i saw some betta in a sad shitty fish bowl in some equally depressing office and dream-me was so mad about it that i formed a plan, stole them, and painstakingly built them new tanks at my apartment with real plants and rocks out of sheer unrestrained spite. i'm not allowed tanks in my apartment so when my landlord came over i hid them behind some shitty curtain as if you couldn't hear the water filters gurgling aND IT WORKED

「 DREAMS OF AFFIRMATIONS 」

「 DREAMS OF AFFIRMATIONS 」

by Yulia Stukalova

魔女の宅急便 // KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod

very happy that people seem to like these pieces ;; i've been testing out some new things with my work, but also i have vague plans for a new art book sometime in the near to distant future,

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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