Any ideas on the Bad Boys reactions to MC dressing up for a date?

Horror isn't one for dressing up. He feels like putting nice clothes on him is like putting lipstick on a pig. But... he likes when you dress up. He really really likes it; he hovers near you, breathing heavily and intently staring at every detail. You're eye candy to him, and when you dress up you look even more sweet, colours and smells that make him the good kind of dizzy. He could stare for hours. He does stare for hours. He's fighting the urge to bite you - he's also fighting the urge to attack anyone who looks at you too long. This is HIS pretty little human, anyone who gawks is losing their eyes.

Dust is normally such a tough nut to crack reaction-wise. It's always hard to tell what he thinks of things. His reactions are entirely internal, as minute as minute can get; unless you're like Nightmare and can literally read his emotions, it's very hard to know what's going on in his head. That being said. When he sees that you dressed up for a date with him? He blushes very hard. He looks away, flustered, pulling his hood down over his face - for a moment there's a break in the seemingly endless clouds of his mood, and the sky is visible.

Although he acts like he's embarrassed, he really likes when you tease him about blushing. He doesn't always enjoy being so blank, so hard to read it drives away people he deeply cares for. It makes him feel better when you get little victories like that, moments where you 'broke' him; little reminders of how much he really loves you.

Killer, as mentioned in a previous ask, would delight in a partner who dresses up. He has a lot of fun putting together fashionable (slutty) outfits, and if you have something very nice for a date, he's absolutely going to coordinate with you. It's the perfect way to tell the world that you're together. Who needs bite marks? Give him a colour palette, some simple accessories, and half an hour. Everyone will see who you belong to.

Nightmare would love it. He might not say it aloud, but you'll see it in the way his eyelight rakes up and down your body and his voice gets significantly silkier. He sees you dressing up for a date as a high compliment; you thought about your date with him so much you decided to put in that extra effort. He doesn't get many gifts - all this is for him? You shouldn't have...

You'd expect him to want his partner to dress similarly to him. Though he does take great pleasure in you matching his refined tastes, he also just likes seeing you wear things that make you happy. Of course his beloved consort should wear whatever they please. You're his, and that makes you royalty. Royalty do what they like.

I’d like to give a massive Fuck You to the dickbag who was running his snowblower at 3:30 in the goddamn morning right outside my bedroom window

Stars dammit. Okay.

Thanks to the landlord demanding rent early, my phone is probably going to be shut off again. For who knows how long, so updates may not be happening for a bit.

The 13th at the latest, likely. My internet comes through my phone Hotspot, which is why I won't have any internet.

God, I really REALLY just can't get over how sexist the new Thor movie is. Like, I really freaking can't.

TUMBLR CRASHED ALL MY APPS?

Hey @plaidypus. Fuck you.

me: ugh i can’t solve this calc problem on my own and i only have one attempt left to get it right. i should get online tutoring help.

the online tutor: *leads me to the wrong answer*

me: *gets the question wrong because i trusted the tutor*

i hate him

him=my dad

He's a shitty asshole he hits me insults me calls me racist because I don't like Bavaria or the people there he is a son of a bitch he cheated on my mom and thinks everything is fine he screams at me just when I breathe or look at him such a dog

Thanks for listening because no one else does

~M

So thanks to some fuck face pulling out in front of me, I won’t be making the trip to Ohio. Spending thanksgiving alone.

whoever sent my Inverted AU blog some graphic nsfw writing in the form of an anonymous ask, go outside and touch grass.

also that isn't how anatomy works <3

claire knows what ears are bc in her acting as my alarm clock to wake up and feed her she literally went right up to my ear and meowed loudly into it

Thank god I'm finishing up 2.1 tonight, gotta love when Twitter artists don't tag their spoilerific art three days after the update.

AITA for lying to my dog about food being 'spicy?'

A while back I taught my dog what spicy foods are (by letting her sniff them and saying "Uh oh! Spicy!") and she figured out that it means it'll smell/taste bad and she immediately loses interest. It was initially an accident but it became really handy in getting her to leave food alone if it might hurt her.

Recently though I've started saying "Uh oh! Spicy!" about any food I don't want her to eat. If she's sitting and staring at me eating a regular non-spicy snack and I don't want to share, I'll tell her it's spicy so she'll stop begging for it. She believes me 100% of the time. She does have a 'leave it' command that she obeys as well, but she always acts so sad whenever I tell her to 'leave it' and it's something she wants.

I feel a little bad because she's an older dog (10y/o) and maybe I SHOULD be sharing my snacks with her, but sometimes a man's gotta enjoy his food in peace without a little creature gazing longingly at him the entire time and crying like the world's soggiest beast.

Included is a picture of her making her very best begging face so that everyone can accurately judge how evil I am for lying to her.

What are these acronyms?

I was really proud of the new growth on my Swiss cheese plant till my cat ate it off 😭