Hobies a snorer and a loud one

Yes to this 💯

You'd wake up one night all disoriented with the houseboat shaking a bit, thinking you're being attacked or there's an earthquake. And it's just your man snoring away 🤣🤣

His snoring would be kinda scary too bc you'd be staying awake doing something and he's knocked out next to you just snoring and he'd stop for a solid minute and you have to check if he's still breathing. Frantically checking his pulse and he'll suddenly wake up with wide eyes, voice hoarse with a "what?" Dude has given you numerous heart attacks bc of that lmaoo

💜🤍💋 for my babies Poppy and Ale because you’ve got them on my mind now

💜 How do they silently show love or affection towards the other?

Ale: HE WILL FEED YOU. HE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO LET HIM POPPY. Poppy: She bites u

🤍 What is their favorite or most admired quality in the other?

Ale admires Poppy's boldness, cleverness, and great tits. He also enjoys it when he can make her blush since she's usually unfazed. Poppy admires Ale's perfectly kind heart, the way he gets carried away when he talks about something that interests him, his cooking, and his uh, eggplant parmesan.

💋 What is their favorite place to kiss their partner? Do either enjoy 'leaving a mark'?

I can neither confirm nor deny that Alejandro lives with permanent hickies in my main legacy save now.

In terms of kisses, I think Poppy likes being kissed like they do in old movies, grand sweeping and confident. Ale likes being kissed with a wild desperation and no prior forethought.

he really just sits there flashing jockstrap and hole huh

A gift from my beloved @littleoanh.

As if I'm not lucky enough just to have Albie in my life, to be able to call her my friend... she's also spoiling me with Christmas Wakasa... calling me princess ❄️

Excellent pumpkin tf addition inspired by my boyfriend:

One person becoming a giant "host" pumpkin after swallowing some cursed seeds and swelling up absolutely huge as per usual, but then the seeds grow out into a thick, fine dick and smaller vines to restrain anyone who comes across them, grabbing them while the vine dick pumps them full of more seeds, giving them a cute pumpkin belly but not a full transformation

They then become completely loyal and devoted to the host pumpkin, taking care of their swollen form and luring others into the patch 🎃

Omg Vegas please cook 🙏🏻 I think we and all our holes deserved to be destroyed by biggest jjk dudes ☹️ like can you imagine being on your knees between them sucking both of them off? 🤕

And btw new fic is delicious (I’m gonna be Geto simp soon I fear, because of you), aaaand congrats on 11k!! You deserved it 🖤

TRUST IM PROBABLY GOING TO 🙍‍♂️ you have me so intrigued bc toji and sukuna at the same time ???????? SAME HOLE ?????? please

besides i haven’t written a threesome fic in a bit 🌚🌚🌚 so tru tho, we do. we do. OHMYGAWEDDFF I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE. i feel toji would be so greedy while you’re sucking sukuna off so he pulls you back towards him to give him more attention. omg bc both of them would be so mean, they’re both straight assholes so can u imagine the degradation / humiliation😞

wait bc if i write this im kinda interested in making this a series, likeeeee a boxer series with the two of them. that’d be so cute :,)

halloween smut? 👀

Ah yes, the wip that I promise I have not abandoned, but mean to post last Halloween and unfortunate did not.

The basis was a Tyler at Nevermore AU where Wednesday ditches a boring party in the woods and encounters Tyler, who then takes her to the Jericho graveyard which is supposedly haunted.

And then they fuck against a crypt.

I SWEAR IT WILL BE PUBLISHED SOMEDAY

For the iiss all thing. 1 & 13 😈

Ok so idk if you meant 12? Bc 13 isn’t out yet. If you meant 13….. you naughty 😈 😂

For 1… I posted it at, like, 2am thinking it was going to get absolutely no attention. Like I was in the middle of posting another one (which has been put on hold indefinitely until I finish this absolute monster) and thought “oh, this’ll go nowhere, but it’ll at least be out of my brain” and instead now the first part has I think a couple hundred more notes than my second most popular fic (“Falling”) and I’ve written I think part 19 so far. So. That happened 😂 but I legitimately thought it was gonna go nowhere and instead I have 100 people in my taglist which is INSANE.

Ok, ok… for you, a small tidbit about 13, no spoilers since it’s not out yet: STEDDIE STEDDIE STEDDIE CLIFFHANGER 😈

more cute pics I commed from @ravenstrange 😩

Red Prince holding Fallen Grace

Thank you to @lonely-gentle-giant for drawing it

You asked and I deliver, one of my absolute favorite Mary( and other papas) cosplayer

I hope you enjoy them!!

Ugh so cool!! I could almost do my hair like that (if I dyed it) 😋

AGSJEKDJS MY ENTIRE LIFE IS FALLING APART AND THE ONLY STABLE LIFE FORCES FOR ME TO HOLD ON TO IS @zeepziesdiary AND MY FICS MY GOD-

Needle au needle au needle au !

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Jean bit his lip as he fought against the reaction that Andrew's words brought him. His gut feeling had been correct, then. It had not, in fact, been just his imagination that Riko radiated an attitude that Jean had originally labelled hostile, and later reclassified as arrogant.

Normally Jean was immune to the dull pain of tattoos, but as Andrew began to work on his palm he accidentally bit down harder on his lip, which a flare of pain through his senses and made him unclench his jaw.

One of Andrew's sharp exhales followed, which was about as close as he ever got to laughing. "Told you."

"It surprised me, that's all."

"Mhm. Sure."

"How much did you bet?" Jean asked with a sigh.

"Don't worry, Renee won't lose too much."

Thank you Li (@lovelikealandslide) for tagging me in the receiptify againnnn. Ilyyy 🩷🩷🩷

Heres this month’s soundtrack (sort of?):

I’m tagging: @retromalum @iwannabeashtonslave @yellowjellobean @vasattope and I’m positive there are some I forgot but it’s hard to be put on the spot, yk?

you’re genuinely the sweetest person in this community i hope you know that

keep up the amazing writing <3 you’ve got so much talent

this is so kind of you to say?? thank you so much!! I think you might be the sweetest person now for sending this tbh <3

but I love you!! I try my best to be welcoming and kind to people, and I'm so glad people think of me like that!

someone telling me they think I'm a talented writer will never fail to shock me. Thank you again, and thank you for reading. people like you keep me motivated <3

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3 💕