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azures-bazar · 1 year

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Hey was just wondering if you could do an Arthur x reader and Arthur being in the saloon and his wife is also there and the guys he’s with are teasing him about how single he is and Arthur’s like bet I can get the girl to leave with me and there like there is no way in hell that woman would leave with you but she’s his wife and Arthur downs his drink and walks up to his wife like hello gorgeous, how would you like to ride home on a real cowboy I got a six pack of cold ones and my roomie is out all night so you can scream my name as loud as you need to sugar and they walk out together and everyone’s gobs smacked and the readers like will you just stop and tell people I’m your wife and Arthur’s like nah I love the surprise on there faces when the see a beautiful woman like you wants to date me plz

Lonesome Pretty Boy

Hello there anon, and thank you for this request ! I wrote this shot by night (again), please don’t mind my awful mistakes ! I loved the plot btw !

I hope you'll like it ! I kinda struggled with the teasing lol

Arthur Morgan x Female!Reader

Word count : 2.6k

Short summary : Sometimes, Arthur likes impressing folks around him, not usually being able to score with women. But tonight, this woman is you.

A/Note : set relationship - Arthur is married to Reader

Tags : chapter 2, Arthur being flirty af, Roger Clark’s intimate voice lines with horses inspiration, teasing, cute nicknames

Oh, finally ! Dutch had finally decided to give Arthur some sort of day off for him to relax ! Morgan did not get the chance to have a break for weeks, and Sean’s rescue party was just a very quick glimpse of what some rest and carelessness could feel like. Just a day off, away from the rest of the gang, away from chores, away from endless requests from Strauss or Grimshaw, from Swanson’s drunkenness, Uncle’s complaints about his lumbago… or Sean’s overall presence. Just one day off felt like an entire holiday for Arthur. You two headed to Smithfield’s saloon in Valentine, Arthur wanted to be with you, to enjoy his rare free time by your side. You had even chosen your best gown for this occasion !

You had been a member of the gang for a long while already. It felt like ages, especially since you could remember welcoming a teenage Mary-Beth and lend her your old clothes. Arthur’s relationship with had always been quite peculiar, to say the least. He had displayed evident signs of attraction since the very first day you stepped foot in camp, with Dutch firmly holding you by the shoulders. He had stumbled upon you as you were on your way to a prison, while a couple of "old rich degenerates", as he called them, were begging the sheriff to hang you. The cause of their complaints ? Ten dollars you had stolen from that old man’s pocket to buy yourself some food after not being able to eat anything but grass for days. Living in the streets was no easy thing, especially when you were a young woman at the mercy of these men surrounding you, whether they were good or bad.

Arthur had welcomed you wide-open arms, offering you one of his old mattresses and blankets for you not to be cold. He had willingly asked Dutch to watch over you and had spent a few weeks taking care of your wellbeing. He had watched you swallow Pearson’s stew in one go after starving for days, drink gallons of coffee, caress the new clothes Grimshaw had given you, enjoying its soft fabric after being mostly used to torn jeans and dirty shirts.

"It’s for me ?" you had asked

"Of course, dear." Grimshaw had chuckled. "We can get you more clothes if you like, I just need to tell Dutch."

"No, that's alright."

What made Arthur fall for you was most certainly the way you held yourself and your beautiful facial features he could not help but gaze at for endless minutes. He was not good at expressing his feelings, feeling awkward most of the time. But, after a few months, you felt like the two of you had known each other for years. A few kisses and many wild nights in bed after his very first move towards you, Arthur had proposed to you under a large oak tree… and you would have been a fool to say no to these beautiful puppy eyes and soft smile.

You had been married for months already, the gang was aware of it. People did not ask about what you were doing when Arthur’s tent flaps were closed, or why the two of you would not get straight back to camp after a successful robbery. You had been with Dutch during the Blackwater Ferry Heist and had nearly died while escaping the city, which led Arthur to become even more protective towards you, being awfully traumatised after watching you bleed from your numerous wounds. This was mostly why he wanted you to go to the saloon with him. He wanted to have you nearby, close enough for him to feel alright, to be sure you were safe.

"Take a seat, sweetheart." Arthur told you as you two walking into the saloon. "I’m gonna get us something to drink."

You sat at a nearby table while Arthur went to the counter to order some whiskey for the two of you, one shot for him, and a bottle to share with you. Three fellers were talking about women beside him, he found himself listening to their conversation. One of them was married and was proud enough to boast about it, while the other two kept lamenting on the overall absence of women in their lives. Indeed, after spotting Arthur so close to them, waiting alone at the counter for his whiskey, they quickly reacted.

"Hey you, pretty boy." one of them said

Arthur lifted his head up, glancing at these three men near him, frowning a little. He absolutely hated being called pretty boy, you were mostly the only person who could call him such… without him grumbling about it. Whenever you would mention his handsomeness, Arthur would quickly blush and attempt hiding his face by tilting his hat forward for you not to spot his reaction… and this was probably the most adorable thing he would do on a daily basis, along with smiling at you when you were getting dressed.

"Yeah, you, cowboy." that same man restarted. "No woman by your arm tonight ?"

"That ain't your business, partner." Arthur answered with a smirk

"Can’t be easy to be a lonesome pretty boy, ain’t it ?" the married man laughed. "With all these women around..."

"Them women are too great for a dusty cowboy." another one laughed. "You ain’t gonna get a nice catch tonight."

What this man told Arthur almost felt challenging, if not rather funny. He did not mind them telling him about all the dust covering him… it was somewhat true. Despite having washed himself earlier this evening, the ride to Valentine’s saloon did not help him staying clean, especially considering its muddy streets. Arthur approached these men while placing his hands on his gun belt. He was a few inches taller than them, but they did not mind.

"I’d get all ‘em women on a plate if I wanted." one of them smiled. "All of them."

"That’s why you still ain’t got a wife, Henry." the married man sighed

"Ain’t you a smart one, feller." Arthur sighed, patting so-called Henry’s shoulder. "Go get your chance with a prostitute, maybe you won’t finish your night alone."

"I bet you’ll do the same. Prostitutes are a better catch than a nice woman for a man like you."

Arthur’s eyes widened as he quickly glanced around, noticing you were still reading your book. He could remember Hosea offering it to you following Sean’s party, you could not take your eyes away from it. He laughed a little as these men started joking around, still not feeling comfortable about them teasing him. He looked at his whiskey-filled glass and sighed, turning his head back to those three men, ready to prove them wrong by getting a nice catch tonight.

"Well, ‘bet I can get that girl right here." Arthur said, pointing toward you

"That one ?" the married man asked, looking at you. "With the nice gown ?"

"No way." Henry laughed. "Look at her, she’s dressed so well ! She’s too good for you, you’re just a dusty cowboy."

"Let’s see that."

Arthur gulped down his whiskey in one go, carefully taking two glasses and another bottle to your table while smirking at the group of men nearby. It felt like a challenge, something fun to do. He could still hear them talk behind him, mostly excited and amazed by this sudden courage Arthur displayed. Had it been with another woman, Arthur would have remained alone all night long.

"Hello there gorgeous." he said in the most flirtatious way

"Arthur ?" you turned your head up as you noticed him leaning on one of the wooden columns near the table

"Would you like some whiskey ?"

"Sure."

Arthur did not dare sitting next to you, feeling that these three fellers laughing at the counter would spot his sham. One single mistake and this scam would be over. He handled you the glass, causing you to rise from your seat and stand beside him, gently placing your small book inside your leather satchel Pearson had crafted for you. Arthur kept smiling, tilting his hat a little as you blushed. He had never been this confident with you, despite the two of you were married for a while already !

"Ain’t you such a beauty, m’lady."

"Arthur, what’s going on ?"

"It’s a shame to see you alone tonight."

You raised your eyebrows, felling quite confused by his peculiar speech and overall attitude. You had known Arthur for a while to get to understand his psychology and flaws, noting his self-hate and disgust towards his appearance which was, for a vast majority of people, absolutely amazing. Everyone you met, aside from people who owed money to Strauss and who got beaten up by Arthur, for instance, genuinely thought he was a very handsome man, healthy and well-built, with a rather friendly face. Arthur never felt confident enough with anyone, and the night he had asked you out to propose to you almost felt like a miracle.

"Why are you acting like this ?" you asked. "Just… sit down, you’re making me nervous."

"Well, Miss, would you like a ride on a real cowboy ?" Arthur said, pouring some whiskey in your glass while looking straight into your eyes

"What ?"

"I've got a large box filled with cold beers at home, you know."

"Sorry ?"

Your eyes widened as you did not understand what was going on, and why Arthur was behaving the way he did. Riding on a cowboy ? What did he try to asl you ? You spent a few seconds trying to process the meaning of his sentence as Arthur bent over your shoulder and gently bit your earlobe, causing you to shiver. His breath so close to your skin made you feel great, but the way he just came to you like this was quite suspicious. Just like Jack behaving like an angel with Abigail in order to hide the truth after messing around, Arthur’s overall attitude at the moment made you feel like he was hiding something.

"Oh, and my housemate is out all night…" he whispered so intimately, causing you to smile a little, and leading men to suddenly stop talking

"Arthur." you chuckled. "What the hell is wrong with you ?"

"Don’t worry, you’ll be able to scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar."

You chuckled louder after taking a sip of your whiskey. Arthur had tried many nicknames with you, but both "sugar" and "gorgeous" were the ones he had never used. In fact, Arthur mostly called you sweetheart or dove, believing these sweet nicknames were suiting you enough for him to nearly forget your real name at some point.

"So, gonna let me take home home ?" Arthur smirked.

"We’ve only been here for a few minutes !"

"This ain’t a place for us… we better go."

"But…-"

"Let’s go, sugar."

You gasped as you barely had time to place your empty glass on the table while Arthur wrapped his arm around your shoulders, leading you out of the saloon while passing by the three men he had encountered that same night, looking at him with wide-open eyes. Their’s jaws dropped as they saw how beautiful you were, so gentle-looking under his large arm. Who would have thought you would be willing to go with him ? Common people did not know about the two of being actually married.

"And you said he’s just a dusty cowboy." one of them told Henry

"Damn it." the latter grumbled, swallowing his beer in one go

Arthur gently opened the saloon’s door to allow you to walk outside, you went downstairs, closer to his horse as you felt like you were about to get into an argument. This was his quiet evening, you knew Dutch would not allow him going out by night again, purposefully keeping him around on guard duty while you would be doing chores with the rest of the girls.

"What the hell was that ?" you grumbled, crossing your arms on your chest. "We barely had time to sit and enjoy our whiskey !"

"Sorry, err, ‘em men were teasin’, I told ‘em I was gonna get you."

"Gonna get me ? I’m your wife, damn it ! You already have me !"

You wanted to slap Arthur for his sudden lack of consideration towards your relationship but quickly avoided raising a hand towards his face by taking your book out and storing it in the horse’s satchel, not even bothering to look at Arthur. You hated when he was playing foolish games and your rather angry face led him to come closer to you, his hands behind his back.

"I’m sorry, darlin’." he sighed, genuinely sorry. "I… I just wanted ‘em fellers to see that even dusty cowboys can get women they want."

"You saw their reactions, right ? Tell them the truth."

"No, no. I ain’t gonna do that."

You turned back to look at Arthur who was smiling, despite begging you to forgive him for his foolish mistake of not telling these men the truth about himself right away. Arthur tilted his head a little, sending you one of his most pleading looks he usually gave you when he knew he had done something wrong.

"Will you just stop behaving like a kid ?" you snarled. "Now, you get back inside and tell them I’m your wife."

"Nah !" Arthur laughed. "I loved that surprise on ‘em faces when they saw that a beautiful woman like you is willin’ to go out with me."

"If you don’t tell them, I will."

"Don’t."

You really wanted to walk back inside the saloon to explain these three men that Arthur had lured them into a very believable lie, pretending that you were just a random stranger while being is actual wife. His blooming smile made you forget about your desire to get inside and break down his lie, his pleading look did not help one bit either !

"Please, Y/N ?" Arthur asked

"Fine." you groaned. "Now that we’re out of the saloon, what do we do ?"

"Well…"

Arthur moved slightly closer, gently placing his large hands on your corseted waist, causing you to blush unexpectedly. You were still somewhat mad at him for lying the way he did, but did not care much anymore. Whenever your eyes would meet his, you would be quick to forget about his flaws and crimes, mostly focusing on the positive aspects of your relationship.

"I can still get a large box of cold beers." Arthur smiled, giving you his eternal puppy glance. "And… since I don’t have any housemate, I believe a night at the hotel would be a great deal before comin’ back to camp tomorrow morning. Don’t you think ?"

"You’re hopeless, really." you sighed, unable to say no

"Ain’t that why you love me ?"

"Yeah…"

You loved him for who he was, but his childish side would always make you chuckle. In fact, you could not resist him at all, no matter what he was doing or how he was doing it. Arthur was everything to you and you knew that, despite this nice moment at the saloon being cut short by his rather boyish behaviour, you were going to spend a wonderful and probably sleepless night with him, going wild in one of the hotel’s bedrooms. Neither you nor him would look fresh tomorrow on guard duty, but did this matter ? You were about to spend a wonderful night without feeling the need to worry about the gang. The rest of the world did no longer matter as long as you would be with Arthur, husband or not. This night was going to be great, and you would probably laugh about it someday.

"Let’s go, Mrs. Morgan." Arthur smiled as you headed to the hotel

"I can still scream your name as loud as I need ?"

"You sure can. I even hope you will."

#arthur morgan #arthur morgan x reader #rdr2 #arthur morgan x female reader #arthur morgan fanfiction #chapter 2 #red dead redemption fanfiction #rdr2 fanfic #azurestales #cute nicknames #you're a beautiful lady with a lonesome pretty boah #mrs morgan #my gifs

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weirdgerman · 6 months

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Does your back hurt? IT’S WITCHES

Okay. I am being so, so honest with you right now. That probably makes me sound less honest. But I mean it. I picked this word yesterday. I already knew I was going to write about back pain yesterday. I didn’t start yet, but it was a firm plan I had. And then, this morning, literally the first thing that happened to me right after getting up, I pull a muscle in my back.

Coincidence?

It can’t be.

Magic??

Probably!

(Disclaimer: I was being honest about yesterday’s plans and today’s back pain. I do not actually believe that magic causes pain. If you or your loved ones suffer from pain, please seek out evidence-based magic. I mean medicine. Evidence-based medicine.)

So, you know how we didn’t have a lot of that, back in the olden days. Evidence-based medicine. What we have always had, as a species, thanks to our hilariously engineered bipedal bodies, is back pain. Now, don’t get me wrong! I am not here to normalize having chronic back pain, and if that applies to you, you should really get that checked out. But something much more normal is having the occasional lumbar blunder. Muscles and nerves are all finicky and under a lot of constant strain and movement back there, and sometimes, for reasons that, honestly, even today are often still beyond us, we just get really sharp pains in our lower backs. A more Latin term for this is lumbago, which you may have heard before.

All of those sound like words of a sane person, yes? In 2023. Lower back pain, or lumbago, that’s what it is, you either just name the pain, or you use the language all of us have at some point agreed should be the language of medicine. To imply that there is something perfectly explicable at play here.

WRONG!! It’s WITCHES!!

I have heard German people say “Lumbago,” but only because I’ve worked in hospitals, and the only ones I’ve heard using that term were German nurses. Take that with a grain of salt, obviously, because everyone else I know talks funny. I’m not actually a great sample size for regular German speech. I know all the weird words, though. Like Hexenschuss.

Yeah, that’s right. Hexe means witch (which is a pretty cool word for them, I think), and Schuss means shot, and when you get a sudden pain in your lower back then that’s because a witch just shot you. No, seriously. More than once I’ve had an actual certified doctor tell me with a straight face that what I’m experiencing is a witch’s shot. Because that’s what we call it. And it really is because, several hundred years ago, we figured that if we can’t explain something, it’s probably because witches.

As a little bonus, here’s a picture from the German Wikipedia page for Hexenschuss, from circa 1490:

(ID: A black-and-white woodcut depicting a woman aiming a bow and arrow at another person from the back. The person seems to be in the process of stumbling and falling, missing one shoe. End ID)

Happy Halloween!

#writing #nothing's scarier than whats going on with my back rn #(its fine its not that bad)#(this happens to me a lot and yes i have already seen professionals about it im just not going to share deeper diagnoses with u)#enjoy ur new word!!

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adleryoung · 1 year

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Some audience members take advantage of a break in the story to talk to our Guest Narrator.

"We would like to say," you say, "how grateful we are that you came all the way out here to fill in for and protect our wise and generous narrator."

No thanks needed. I like, consider it my duty to repay all of the super rad and poppin' fresh entertainment Adler has given us over the years.

"It can't be understated what an honor this is."

Oh totally.

"We'd like to bestow a token of our appreciation."

That's not necessary.

"Several tokens. Would you like to have a seat in this un-suspicious chair?"

Oh, okay, looks majorly comfy.

"Care to have a sip or two of this warm drink that hasn't been tampered with?"

Sweet! My throat was getting wicked dry from all that reading.

"You'd look so dapper with this tie on. Don't worry about taking it, I have more."

Aw, no way, man. Ties are like, most definitely not my style.

But thanks for everything else! You guys are so swell, I might go so far as to say you were dope, and additionally fly! Now I can continue the story in max comfort. Let me just set this drink down and get the book … here we are … so next Adler says …

I slowly lowered my arms as my dramatic mood deflated and my butterflies flew away. I scowled at the old crone. The entire coven was watching me expectantly. Rebecca grinned and nodded, and made a thumbs-up gesture. Might as well finish this, I thought. With a weary sigh, I peered into the old opossum's mind.

"And you," I muttered blankly. "You are guilty of-"

"No-no!" she cackled. "Do the voice."

"Yes," the coven chimed in. "The voice was cool."

"Pleeeeeaaaaase!" Rebecca added from the back.

"Okay, fine," I grumbled. I took a deep breath and bellowed "AND YOU!!" Some of the witches politely applauded. "You spend every waking moment stewing in jealousy and thoughts of revenge! You would learn witchcraft to infuse dark magicks into food so you can cheat at baking contests!"

"Not just that!" the old crone cackled madly. "I'd also whip up a hex so that hussy would never be able to bake a decent pie ever again! Every time she tries to make a sweet pie it'll turn out sour, and if she tries to make a sour pie it'll turn out sweet! Eee hee hee hee hee! Ever since SHE moved in, I've been stuck in second place! Every contest, every festival, every holiday, and every spontaneous bake-off in the vibrant pastry culture my town is famous for! I was the Legendary Baker, and then she just waltzed in and stole my title! It drove me well nigh mad! Mad, I say! So I built a shack in the wilderness and spent years living life as a hermit, concocting horrid recipes and plotting witchcraft based revenge!"

"Now now, Mother Didelphis," Rebecca said, touching the old opossum's shoulder soothingly. "Calm down."

"Yes, remember your heart," the bear (mouse?) added.

"Your lumbago," the vixen pointed out.

"Your potted eels," the duck murmured dreamily.

As the coven fussed over the old opossum, I stared at them in bewilderment. I had given them a grade-A performance! Any lowfolk who saw that should have been groveling by now. Instead they were all acting like they had just seen a street juggler.

"Why were you people not brought to your knees in fear and awe?" I asked.

"I can explain!" Rebecca chirped happily. "Some of them were worried about coming out here after I was elf-shot, but I told them that you wouldn't let anything bad happen to them. I made sure they knew that Lord Randall is the nicest, sweetest, most generous, and most Seelie elf ever! He is a charming and sensitive soul, and a big romantic. When he talks to Miss Vernier, it's the cutest thing ever! Tee hee! Then I explained how you turned me away from a destructive path, meticulously teaching me what it means to be Seelie and live in the loving aura of Lady Fuma, who's not a demon at all. The coven has nothing to fear from Lord Randall, as he will accept them all with open, loving arms! I also told them that you were putting a show together, so it would be rude not to go. And that show did not disappoint!"

I just stared goggle-eyed at Rebecca as she said all this, and continued staring for a few seconds after she finished.

"Why did you tell them that?" I finally managed to wheeze out.

"Because it's Seelie to tell the truth!"

"HAW HAW HAW," Burnside guffawed. "Ya big Seelie weenie! That's whatcha get fer fillin' the poor gal's head with all that goody-goody junk, an' not givin' her a script!"

#furry #elves #witches #story #adventure #plot #tboay

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reddeadreference · 1 year

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Horseshoe Overlook: Polite Society, Valentine Style

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Full Transcript below ([...] placed where a gap of silence is for the same person speaking or when there’s a long period of silence and distance traveled.)

Arthur: Hey!

[Uncle startles awake from where he was sleeping against the back of a wagon]

Arthur: Careful not to work yourself to death there, Uncle.

Uncle: I was thinking.

Arthur: Yeah. Does it pay well?

Uncle: Eventually.

Arthur: So, while the rest of us are busy stealing, killing, lying, fighting to try to survive… you get to think all day.

Uncle: It’s a strange world we live in, Arthur Morgan.

Arthur: Do you wanna head into town see if we can find anything out?

Uncle: Sure, I got some errands to run.

Arthur: Great. Go check the horses are ready.

[Having overheard Karen, Tilly, and Mary-Beth walk over.]

Karen: If you’re gonna take the old man into town…. could you take us too?

Arthur: Why what you got planned?

Karen: Nothing… we’ll find something for y’all to do, we always do.

Mary-Beth: We’re bored out of our minds. Been cooped up here for two weeks now. Karen’s about ready to murder Grimshaw.

Arthur: Well, can Miss Grimshaw spare you?

Karen: "Can Miss Grimshaw spare you?" What’s happened to you, Arthur? Three young healthy women want you to take ‘em robbing you’re worried about house chores. Let’s go!

Arthur: Fair enough, you got me. Come on then.

[They happily get into the back of the wagon.]

Tilly: I can’t believe we’re going to see civilization, feels like weeks since we did.

Uncle: (with a chuckle) Yeah, Valentine… the very embodiment of civilization. You ladies are gonna love it.

Arthur: Okay then. Let’s go.

=After “Americans At Rest”=

Uncle: Alright, do you know the way?

Arthur: Yeah… me and the boys got into a bit of a fight at the saloon there.

Karen: (laughs) Already?

Uncle: Oh, so all that talk about how hard you been working… you mean drinking.

=Before “Americans At Rest”=

Uncle: Alright, out through the trees here, then take a left.

Uncle: Ladies, sing us a song.

Ladies: (laughing and singing) I got a girl in Berryville, can’t be screwed ’cause she’s too damn ill. So I don’t go down there no more. There’s a blue horse lays outside her door. I had a girl in Valentine likes to drink that fancy wine. Plumes in her hat was two feet tall the crack in her pants paid for it all.

Uncle: Go right here, it’s quicker.

Ladies: I got a girl in Berryville. Can’t get it in her cause she won’t stay still. She kicks and squeals and farts and hollers. She kicks and squeals and farts and hollers. Won’t take less than seven dollars.

Ladies: I got a girl across the lane

Karen: I got a girl in Berryville- (laughs) I messed it up!

Ladies: I got a girl across the lane, hair down there like a horses mane. I got a gal and she’s got a thing, fits my peter like a diamond ring. I had a girl in Valentine likes to drink that fancy wine. Plumes in her hat was two feet tall the crack in her pants paid for it all.

(That’s all they’ll sing. Then they just sit in silence.)

[As they near a dirt road another wagon drives by.]

Uncle: Look at that coach, he… he’s all over the place.

[ The horse pulling the cart breaks out and runs away but stops on the other side of the road]

Driver: Oh, goddamn it! Oh shit, the horses! This is all I need.

Tilly: Is one of you gonna get that feller’s horse?

Uncle: Oh, I got lumbago, it’s very serious!

=Help=

Arthur: Alright, I’ll see what’s going on…(to himself) Lumbago. Really… (to the driver) You alright there, friend?

Driver: Oh hey, you couldn’t help me get my other horse back from over there, could you? I’d really appreciate the help. I’m worried this one here will bolt on me too, if I leave him.

(Not in the video but apparently this is said if you wait closer to the driver)

Arthur: Sure, no problem.

Driver: Thanks mister. It’s the white one over there.

Mary-Beth: Go on, Arthur.

[Arthur slowly walks over to and calms the horse]

Tilly: See, Uncle? That is a gentleman.

[Arthur brings the horse back]

Mary-Beth: There, you got it!

Tilly: Well done, Arthur!

[Arthur brings the horse back]

Arthur: Here… here you go.

Driver: You’re a gentleman, sir, a gentleman!

Arthur: No, not really… I was just… trying to impress the women.

Driver: Well, anyway, thank you.

[Arthur climbs back onto the wagon]

Uncle: C’mon, let’s go!

Karen: To Valentine!

Uncle: You’re turning into a regular old fairy godmother there, Arthur.

Arthur: What’s that supposed to mean?

Mary-Beth: It means you’ve got a heart. A small one perhaps, hidden deep inside, but a real one. And you haven’t, you repulsive old lizard.

Uncle: Lizards have hearts!

Tilly: Well, Arthur, I’m proud of you.

Arthur: To be honest, if you lot hadn’t been here… I probably woulda robbed him.

Mary-Beth: Well, you didn’t!

=Don’t Help=

Arthur: I’m sure he can handle it.

[Karen stands and smacks Uncle on the arm]

Karen: Why didn’t you help that poor man?

Uncle: L-lumbago! It’s really serious, it can be deadly.

Karen: What about you, Arthur?

Arthur: Do I look like I got the energy to waste on charity?That fool can get his own horse.

Mary-Beth: I don’t believe you’re quite that cold, Mr. Morgan.

Arthur: Oh, I’m colder than you realize. I feel bad I didn’t rob and kill the bastard.

Mary-Beth: Very inspiring, Arthur.

[They enter Valentine.]

Tilly: Smell those sheep.

Karen: Or is that Uncle?

Uncle: Very funny.

Mary-Beth: This looks like a decent little town.

Tilly: Other people… finally.

Mary-Beth: Look at all that snow on the mountains. Sure don’t want to be back up there.

Tilly: You think we should’ve asked Molly to come with us?

Karen: Oh no, Miss O’Shea is far too high and mighty now for the likes of us… or to do any real work. She’s a society lady, now. Okay, take a good look around, ladies. Let’s see what we got here.

Uncle: Go left here, down the main street. Sheriff’s office on the right. Sure you can pick up some, bounties there, Arthur.

Arthur: Heaven forbid you put your head on the line.

Uncle: That’s a young man’s game.

Karen: Oh yes, we can get up to some mischief here alright…

Arthur: Just remember, keep a low profile.

Karen: Will you remember that, though, Arthur?

Arthur: Probably not.

Uncle: Let’s park up down the end there, near the stables.

[Once the wagon stops]

Uncle: Alright! Here we are, just like I said. The cultural center of civilization. Man at his finest.

Arthur: Uncle, what’re we doing?

Uncle: Well, we’re gonna do what any self respecting maniac does… put the women to work.

Karen: With pleasure… we’ll start at the saloon.

Arthur: Okay, just stay outta trouble and don’t get yourselves noticed.

Uncle: Right, I-I need to get something from the stores.

Arthur: Okay, (to the girls) well we’ll see you at the general store when you’re done.

Karen: Come on ladies… imagine we’re in Paris.

Tilly: I imagine Paris and Valentine are easily confused.

Uncle: Come on.

Arthur: So that’s how you see yourself, is it? A maniac?

Uncle: Well, in my youth, I used to be known as the "one-shot kid".

Arthur: Okay… I’m not gonna ask why.

Uncle: You’re a sad man, Arthur Morgan. But I know you love me.

Arthur: Desperately… you’re my favorite parasite. No… ringworm’s my favorite parasite, you’re my second favorite parasite.

Uncle: Very funny.

Arthur: I lied… ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.

Uncle: Shut up… this is the place, now. Come on. (to a shopkeeper as they enter) [Uncle will say either “Morning” or “Afternoon” depending on what time it is.]

Arthur: So what do you need?

Uncle: A drop of whiskey for a start. Something to pass the time while we’re waiting on the women.

= After “Americans At Rest”=

Arthur: Yeah, reckon I should probably steer clear of the saloon this time.

Uncle: You’re looking a bit tired there, Arthur. Why you don’t pick up some coffee while we’re here?

Shopkeeper: Lemme know if you have any questions, fellers. Whiskey’s on the top shell, nearest the door. Wait, ain’t you the feller who had the fight with Tommy outside the saloon?

Arthur: Yeah, that all got a little out of hand, but… I didn’t swing first.

Shopkeeper: Sure, well, these things happen. And that was some good viewing. Don’t reckon folk ever seen Tommy lose a fight before.

Arthur: Well, it’s all done now.

[Arthur buys coffee]

Uncle: Okay, if you’re done, I'll meet you outside. I won’t be too long.

=Before “Americans At Rest”=

Arthur: So what do you need?

Uncle: A drop of whiskey for a start. Something to pass the time while we’re waiting on the women.

Arthur: Always thinking ahead, ain’t you

Uncle: You’re looking a bit tired there, Arthur. Why you don’t pick up some coffee while we’re here?

Shopkeeper: Plenty out on the shelves, but I got more out back. Whiskey’s on the top shell, nearest the door.

[Arthur buys coffee]

Uncle: Okay, if you’re done, I'll meet you outside. I won’t be too long.

[At anypoint after buying the coffee, you can leave the store to wait for Uncle. Arthur sits on a bench and shortly after Uncle comes out to join him OR:]

=Wait inside for Uncle to finish shopping=

Uncle: (To the shopkeeper) What do you reckon, a lamb or a sausage?

Shopkeeper: Well, this here’s a sheep town, the lamb’s the best in the state.

Uncle: (after seeing the cheese) Now I know what the smell is.

Shopkeeper: That’s a ripe cheese alright.

Arthur: So, you’re actually buying for once? Are you feeling alright?

Uncle: See this? Young folk got no respect for their elders no more. [...] Well look at this, a jaw harp.

Arthur: What is this list of yours?

Uncle: I got a lot to replenish after that godawful time in the mountains.

Shopkeeper: All done.

Uncle: Thank you kindly. (after placing money on the counter) This should do the trick.

Shopkeeper: Yep… that’s fine whisky.

Uncle: That should do us, let’s go wait for them outside.

Shopkeeper: All the best, fellers. Try to stay out of trouble now.

=Waited inside/ last out of store=

[Arthur walks out to where Uncle is sitting on the bench drinking from the bottle. He holds it out to Arthur who sits down beside him.]

Uncle: Oh, here’s to your good health, sir… and to being down here, off that mountain.

Arthur: Absolutely.

[In the background Karen can be seen bringing a man to the hotel]

Uncle: It’s a funny world. This time in my career… I pictured myself being married to an heiress.

=Wait outside/first out of store=

[Uncle walks out to where Arthur is sitting on the bench. He takes a swig of the bottle before holding it out to Arthur.]

Uncle: Here’s to your good health, my sir.

Uncle: It’s a funny world. This time in my career… I pictured myself being married to an heiress.

[The scene fades to black and Arthur seems to fall asleep. A little while later, Mary-Beth wakes him up as she walks up to them.]

Mary-Beth: Gentlemen. I think I’ve got something good. I snuck into this fancy house and acted like a servant girl, usually works. Someone was saying her sister was taking a trip from New York or someplace. Train full of rich tourists, heading to Saint Denis and then cruising off to Brazil.

Arthur: Okay.

Mary-Beth: A train laden with baggage and passing through a bit of deserted country at night as to get to the docks in time for the tides in some place called Scarlett Meadows.

Uncle: Yeah, I know it… yeah, yeah, it’s right out near New Hanover. Right, it’s real quiet out there.

Arthur: Sounds good. Where’s Tilly and Karen?

Mary-Beth: I think at the hotel… they were picking up some drunken fellers that they was going to rob.

Arthur: Why?

Mary-Beth: It seemed easy. They have been gone for quite a while.

Arthur: I guess I’ll go see if there’s any trouble.

[Mary-Beth sees Tilly and a man who is pulling her into the small alleyway between the bank and the hotel]

Mary-Beth: Oh, there’s Tilly over there… that does not look ideal.

Arthur: Excuse me.

[Arthur goes to confront the man and save Tilly]

Tilly: Get your hands off me!

Stranger: You thought I wouldn’t find you, Tilly?

Tilly: You can go kiss a damn snake for all I care… get off me! Get off of me!

=Defuse=

Arthur: Get your hands off her, friend.

Stranger: Who are you?

Tilly: A friend of mine…

Arthur: Get off her.

Stranger: Or what, exactly.

Arthur: You wanna find out?

Stranger: You’re making a big mistake, Tilly Jackson.

Tilly: Just get lost.

Stranger: (as he’s walking away) I ain’t doing this with you right now.

Arthur: Go wait with Uncle and Mary Beth, they’re across the street.

Tilly: Okay, thanks Arthur.

=Interviece=

(It’s a personal choice of mine to point the gun at him for this)

Arthur: (threatening) Get your hands off of her.

Stranger: Who are you?

Tilly: A friend of mine…

Arthur: (threatening) Get the hell off of her, you son of a bitch.

Stranger: Hey… hey take it easy. There’s no problem here.

Arthur: There will be if you don’t get outta here right now.

Stranger: You’re making a big mistake, Tilly Jackson.

Tilly: Just get lost.

Stranger: I ain’t doing this with you right now.

Arthur: Go wait with Uncle and Mary Beth, they’re across the street.

Tilly: Okay, thanks Arthur.

=Question=

Arthur: What was that all about?

Tilly: Just someone I used to know.

[Arthur calls across the street]

Arthur: Uncle! Look after her. I’mma go see about Karen in the hotel.

[Arthur enters the hotel.]

Hotel owner: Can I help you, sir?

=Question=

Arthur: I’m looking for a girl who came in here earlier with a drunk feller? Mid twenties, blonde, you’d remember her.

Hotel owner: Yeah, they’re in 2B, upstairs. Are you, uh, a friend of his?

Arthur: A friend of hers…

Hotel Owner: (as Arthur goes upstairs) No trouble now, please!

=Just go upstairs=

[Soon Arthur hears Karen’s voice from the next room.]

Karen: Get off of me!

Stranger 2: I’m getting what I paid for!

Arthur: (kicking the door in) Hey!

Stranger 2: Who are you?

Arthur: A friend of hers.

Stranger 2: Get outta here, buddy, I paid.

Arthur: Ain’t paid to hit her, you goddamn animal! Come here!

[He knocks out the stranger with several punches.]

Arthur: What the hell were you doing here?

Karen: Trying to play him. Not very well.

Arthur: You okay?

Karen: Fine…

Arthur: You sure?

[The two start to leave]

Karen: Yeah. Nothing… nothing to worry about, just… men, but… stupid bastard… stupid bastard was boasting about the bank.

Arthur: The bank?

Karen: Sure, I know small town banks are usually a waste of time, (Hotel owner: I hope uh, everything’s okay up there?) but… this is a livestock town, there’s lots of cash sometimes.

Arthur: Okay… keep investigating.

Karen: I will. After you.

[The two leave and it switches to a cutscene- note during this Downes can be heard and is labeled as Stranger 3 by the game but I did not include his dialogue.]

Karen: ]Thank you, Arthur. I don’t much like being saved, but… when I have to be.

Arthur: I understand.

[They go outside and across the street to where the others are waiting.]

Tilly: You okay?

Karen: Sure, he only punched me. Arthur punched him a lot harder.

Arthur: Yeah. Alright then.

Mary-Beth: Hey, who’s that guy over there looking at us?

[A man on horseback is watching them]

Stranger 3: Weren’t you in Blackwater a few weeks back?

Arthur: Me? No, sir. Ain’t from there.

Stranger 3: Oh, you were. Well, I definitely saw you. With a bunch of fellers.

Arthur: Me? No, impossible. Listen, buddy. Come here for a minute.

Stranger 3: I saw you…

Arthur: Come here.

Stranger 3: (to his horse) Come on, get!

[He rides away on his horse.]

Uncle: I don’t like this.

Arthur: Me neither. Go get the girls home. I’m gonna go have a word with our friend.

Tilly: Be careful, Arthur.

Arthur: Just a word.

[Arthur borrows a horse to chase after the man]

Civilian: Hey! That’s my horse!

Arthur: Just borrowing it…

Stranger 3: You stay away from me!

Arthur: Get back here right now! [...] You stop right here!

Stranger 3: I don’t want no trouble!

Arthur: We need to talk, pal!

Stranger 3: Come on, hyah! Hyah!

[the man rides too close to the cliff and falls off his horse]

Stranger 3: Help! Someone!

=Question=

Arthur: Why are you telling lies about me?

Stranger: No, no! I-I-I got it wrong, partner… I got it very wrong, now please, help me up!

Arthur: I ain’t never been in Blackwater…

Stranger: Then why are you chasing me?

Arthur: I’ve got an unfortunate face.

Stranger: Yes, yes… me too… now please, pull me up, please! Please!

=Help=

Arthur: Alright… come on…

[Arthur helps the man up]

Arthur: You okay, partner?

Stranger 3: No… no, I am not. I’m a mess.

Arthur: Well, you ain’t dead.

Stranger 3: There is that. Jimmy Brooks.

[He stretches out his hand, but Arthur does not shake it.]

Arthur: I think it’s best for both of us… if we pretend this never happened.

Jimmy: Oh, I agree. You saved my life. You’re a good man and I, err…Here. you want a pen? It’s one of them steel ones.

Arthur: Oh… that’s very kind of you. But I’m not a good man, Jimmy Brooks… not usually. You see… I was in Blackwater. I kill people… and maybe I shoulda killed you. Should I have killed you, Jimmy Brooks?

Jimmy: Me…? I n-never saw you… not-not now, not-not never. I think we have an understanding?

Arthur: Of course we do. Jimmy Brooks… I will remember that. I’ve got a good memory.

Jimmy: I haven’t… I haven’t! Not-not one lick! Not… one sense in this here old mind! (to himself as he’s getting on his horse) C’mon, c’mon… (to Arthur) You have a nice day now, sir.

[Jimmy leaves in a hurry and the mission ends but there’s an optional task of bringing back the horse you borrowed.]

=Kill=

Stranger 3: Please! My hands are slipping.

[Arthur steps on his fingers, the man falls to his death, and Arthur loses honor]

=Return the horse=

Civilian: Hey! My horse! Am I glad to see you!

Arthur: Here’s your horse back, friend.

Civilian: Oh, you really were just borrowing it!

Arthur: Appreciate it.

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——Special prescription——

1. [Lumbar pain is unbearable]

Formula 1) The old loofah is burnt to ashes and remains in nature. After being grinded into powder, take 9 grams of it every time and take it with hot wine to cure lumbago.

Formula 2) Kidney asthenia and lumbago: 50 grams of Eucommia ulmoides, peeled and moxibustion yellow, 1000 ml of water. Functions: tonifying the liver and kidney, strengthening muscles and bones, benefiting vital energy, and relieving miscarriage. It can cure back pain, flaccid feet and knees, residual urination, wet itching under the vagina, abortion due to fetal leakage, fetal restlessness, and hypertension.

2. [10 prescriptions for headache]

Formula 1) Jueyin Cold Headache: Evodia soup was created by Zhang Zhongjing, a famous doctor of the Han Dynasty. Evodia can warm and relieve the cold of Jueyin Liver Meridian. Once the cold is relieved, the headache will disappear. Evodia rutaecarpa soup: Evodia rutaecarpa 9g, ginger 18g, ginseng (or Dangshen) 9g, jujube 12 pieces. Wu Zhuyu Decoction is basically effective for headache and vomiting.

Fang 2) Migraine: mash the fresh radish, wring the natural juice, add a little ice flake and mix it evenly. Pour the head into the nostrils, the left pain into the left, the right pain into the right, and the pain will heal.

Fang 3) Head wind and fear cold: burn mulberry ash and pour juice, and smoke and wash with heat.

Fang 4) Wind phlegm headache: take the juice from the bitter gourd membrane, and pour it into the nose with a reed tube. The qi reaches the forehead, and the saliva flows down in a moment. The disease is cured immediately, and the dry one is effective. Its son is the end. It is also effective when it is blown in.

Formula 5) Moisture headache: Melon end, twitched into the nose, cold water in the mouth, yellow water out of the more.

Fang 6) Damp heat headache: black petunia (seven pieces), amomum (one piece), grind the powder, mix the juice with well flower water, and pour it into the nose upward until it salivates.

Fang 7) Those who have a bad mood headache: Mash the cake with frankincense castor kernel (equally divided) and stick it to the temples at the left and right to relieve the hair and expel the qi, which is very effective.

Formula 8: Nervous headache: remove the seeds from a sunflower dish, boil it for 7 rolls with water, take a cup of warm clothes, add water to half the washbasin, boil it, and wash your head with water for 30 minutes. The sunflower dish cannot leave the pot. After washing your head, put the sunflower road flower dish on your head while it is hot (not hot) for 30 minutes, once a day, three days as a course of treatment, one course of treatment for light cases, two courses of treatment for severe cases, which is also effective for dizziness, Sunflower plates can be found in rural areas.

Formula 9) Headache with no effect of 100 drugs: 8g of angelica dahurica (stir fried) 30g of ligusticum chuanxiong (stir fried) 30g of licorice (roasted), 30g of radix aconiti chuanwu (half cooked), and processed fine powder. Take it with mint tea, three grams each time, three times a day. It is forbidden to take the medicine, which is cold and greasy. The headache that is ineffective with 100 medicines can be eradicated.

Fang 10) Migraine: Boil water with honeybee nest for about 15 minutes. Boil it once and drink it twice a day. It will not hurt if you persist in taking it for a period of time! Very good effect!

3. [Constipation Formula]

Formula 1: 50g rice, 250g taro, moderate salt. Usage: Peel and cut taro and rice into pieces, add water to make porridge, mix with oil and salt, and take it. Efficacy: It can disperse knots, moisten intestines, facilitate defecation, and mainly treat dry stool.

Formula 2) Elderly constipation: eat several walnut kernels every morning at breakfast, or chew them every day at leisure, and take them with soybean milk. Walnut kernels contain fatty oil, protein, carbohydrate, phosphorus, iron, carotene, riboflavin and other ingredients. In addition to soothing the bowels and relieving constipation, they also have the functions of tonifying the kidney, strengthening essence, warming the lung and stopping asthma, and can treat kidney deficiency, asthma, waist pain, leg weakness, impotence, semen emission, frequent urination, and dry stool.

4. [Mastitis]

Square 1) 50g lotus root knot, 40g dandelion. Add water to the casserole and boil the filtrate, one dose a day, three times warm. This prescription has the effect of clearing heat, cooling blood and diminishing inflammation. Its main indications are: acute mastitis, hyperplasia of mammary gland, and it is generally taken for 3-5 days.

Fang 2) 1 liang of angelica, 3 liang of pangolin, 3 qian of scallop, 3 qian of pollen, 3 qian of herb, 1 liang of dandelion, 3 qian of licorice. Usage: decoct in water, and sweat will heal.

5. [Shanghuo Special Effect Diet]

Rinse boiled water (light salt water) with salt and take it warm, 5-8 bowls a day, which is more effective than taking medicine. Once, I probably drank less water and ate more spicy food, so I got angry. My friend Ms. Dong told me that this prescription was really easy to use. I and my relatives and friends have used this prescription for many times, which is really a special effect.

6. [Weak waist and legs]

Chestnut raw food to cure waist and foot. Eating 2 chestnuts raw every morning has the effect of strengthening the spleen and stomach, strengthening the muscles and bones, and can relieve the weakness of the waist and legs. Efficacy: invigorate qi and spleen; Tonifying kidney and strengthening tendons; Activates blood circulation, reduces swelling and stops bleeding. Indications: diarrhea due to spleen deficiency; Nausea and vomiting; Feet and knees are sore; Muscle and bone fracture, swelling and pain; scrofula; Hematemesis; Epistaxis; Blood in stool. Usage and dosage: Take orally: raw, boiled or stir fried. External use: tamping. However, children should not eat more chestnuts. It is difficult for the living to melt. When they are ripe, they will stagnate and stop eating.

7. [Urine blood]

Beat fresh lotus root and lotus root knot into raw paste and drink one cup every day until they recover. It has certain effect on nosebleed, hemoptysis, hematemesis, hematochezia, blood avalanche, dysentery and septicemia. It also has the effects of digesting and strengthening the spleen and stomach, clearing away heat and boredom, and relieving alcoholism.

8. [More than one menstrual cycle]

A proper amount of lotus seed shell, burned to ashes, served twice a day for two yuan each time, and served with hot wine. Take it continuously for seven days, and you will recover.

9. Leukemia

The efficacy and function of Sonchus endivia (bitter vegetable): clearing heat and detoxifying; Dehumidify and expel pus; Cool the blood to stop bleeding. Indicating sore throat; Sores, boils, swollen toxin; Hemorrhoids; Acute bacillary dysentery; Enteritis; Lung abscess; Acute appendicitis; Leaf blood; Epistaxis' hemoptysis; Urine blood; Hematochezia; Collapse and leakage. Sonchus endive is also called bitter vegetable. Fresh bitter vegetable is washed and often eaten with sauce. Many people have eaten it well.

10. [Urinary tract infection]

Formula 1) Plantain is sweet and cold, and belongs to the liver; Kidney; The Bladder Meridian can clear away heat and promote diuresis. Fresh products are more effective. Prescription: 500g fresh plantain. Usage: Take the decoction frequently every day. Description: Plantain is sweet and cold, and its effect is faster with fresh products. Functions: clearing away heat and diuresis; Cooling blood; Detoxify. Main heat node bladder; Poor urination; Drenching zone; Summer dampness diarrhea; Epistaxis; Urine blood; Liver heat with red eyes; Throat swelling and pain; Carbuncle is swollen and toxic.

Formula 2) Urinary tract infection: 10g plantain or seeds, 5g clover, 30g white thatch root, 30g talc, fried in water. It has the effect of clearing away heat, removing stranguria and urinary infection.

11. [Coix jobi benevolence turns phlegm to relieve cough, which is as effective as god]

Take 50g of coix seed and cook porridge every day for several days. Raw Coix seed can strengthen spleen and stop diarrhea. Cooked Coix lachryma seed can strengthen spleen and dry dampness, and has the effect of clearing heat and expelling pus. It can be used for edema, poor urination, lower limb swelling, limb cramps, poor mobility, joint swelling, as well as for pneumonia, enteritis, appendicitis, or skin diseases of flat warts, to remove dry and wet beriberi, kill ascaris, treat pulmonary edema, wet pleuritis, dysuria, chronic gastrointestinal diseases, and chronic ulcers. Indications: invigorate the spleen, invigorate the lungs, clear away heat, and promote diuresis. It is used to cure diarrhea, dampness arthralgia, muscle contracture, adverse flexion and extension, edema, beriberi, pulmonary impotence, pulmonary carbuncle, intestinal carbuncle, drenching and leukorrhea. Stir fried coix seed can also reduce the three highs, blood sugar, blood lipid, blood pressure, prevent tumors, and be used for muscle strain, cramp, sedation, pain relief, rheumatism, and pain relief and dampness removal in patients with osteoarthritis. Usage and dosage: oral administration: decoction, 10-30g; Or into pills, powder, soak wine, cook porridge, make soup. Avoid: Those who have a lot of skittiness and urination, and pregnant women should take it with caution.

12. [Goitery and generous]

Formula 1) 120 grams of dried products of Fritillaria thunbergii, seaweed, kelp and oyster are ground into fine powder and mixed well. Take 6 grams of dried products every time, take them twice a day before meals, and take a cup of wine. For fresh products, the fresh products of traditional Chinese medicine are three times as much as the dry ones. In addition to Fritillaria thunbergii, other products are seafood, which has cured hundreds of cases with excellent effect! Li Shizhen in Compendium of Materia Medica recorded that Kunbu was used to treat 12 kinds of edema, galls and fistula. Wang Tao, a famous doctor of the Tang Dynasty, and Sun Simiao, the king of medicine, used the medicine in their prescriptions for treating galls.

Formula 2) Simple goiter: 25g of seaweed, kelp, cuttlebone, kelp, 8g of salvia miltiorrhiza, 8g of orange peel, 20g of oyster, 10g of bupleurum chinense, chuanqiong, turmeric, and rhizoma cyperi, 12g of atractylodes macrocephala, 6g of faxia, one dose a day, three times of decoction.

13. [Frequent abortion]

Those who fall every three or four months should take it after two months of pregnancy. Eucommia ulmoides eight liang (glutinous rice decoction soaked and stir fried to remove the silk), Dipsacus divaricata two liang (wine soaked and baked to the end), and Chinese yam five liang and six liang as the end. They are made into paste pills as big as wuzi. Every time they take 50 pills, they drink hollow rice.

14. [Sores]

One or two apiece for honeysuckle, raw licorice, angelica and dandelion, one for skullcap and one for frankincense. Add frankincense and grind it into powder. First, fry it into a bowl with five bowls of water, and then take the frankincense powder.

15. [Gong Han Dysmenorrhea]

The secret recipe cures countless patients: 5g black aconite, 3g wormwood leaf, 6 pieces of ginger, a bowl and a half of water, and 20g brown sugar after boiling for 20 minutes. Drink it hot every morning and evening. It usually works on the same day, and it can be cured with 3 menstrual cycles. This prescription can only be used for uterine cold and dysmenorrhea.

16. Cataract

Fang 1. Generally, light cataracts will be cured after two or three days of washing, and heavy cataracts can also be used persistently, and will not recur again!

Formula 2: Cataract: Smash the snail with a few borneol, apply the left eye to the right spring, and apply the right eye to the left spring overnight, which is extremely effective.

17. [All kinds of persistent ringworm]

Formula 1) Grind 30g of bletilla striata into fine powder, apply 9 degrees white vinegar to the affected area, and it will heal after several times.

Formula 2) Special effect on ringworm: soak 15g cloves and 100ML 70% alcohol for 48 hours to remove the residue. Rub the affected area 3 times a day. For tinea corporis and tinea pedis for more than 2 years, the symptoms usually subside after 1 day of treatment, and the affected area begins to fall off after 2 days. Generally, it can be cured in 3-5 days.

18. [Acute cerebral hemorrhage]

There will be a bulge above Baihui. If you prick it with a disinfectant needle, pink liquid will flow out, which can save lives!

19. [Deficiency cold uterine bleeding]

30 grams of dried mugwort, soak in boiling water for 5 minutes, add 3-5 grams of notoginseng powder to the filtered liquid, add 2 tablespoons of real honey, stir evenly, drink it every day, it can effectively reduce blood viscosity, expand blood vessels, prevent and treat cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases such as hyperlipidemia and arteriosclerosis, and also play a very good role in beauty, beauty, hypertension, anemia, vomiting, coughing up blood, bleeding, blood stool, weakness People with low immunity can also eat it.

20. [Ulcer]

Crucian carp bone: burn it to ashes and apply it on the sores for three or five times.

21. [Erysipella erysipelas for children]

Carp blood is mainly used to treat erysipelas in children, and it can be used to treat erysipelas in children.

22. [Eliminate all toxic swelling]

Soybean: cold. Hefan tamps all poisons. Cure male and female pudendum with cotton wrapping. Kill all kinds of poisons. Materia Medica

23. [Abdominal diarrhea]

Stir fry wheat flour in a large bowl, add white sugar and boiling water, stir well and drink it. It's very effective.

24. [Alopecia areata]

Melon leaves can cure people without hair, and can be used immediately after being mashed with juice.

25. [Foot chilblain]

Eggplant root: It mainly freezes foot sores and is soaked in soup Verification

26. [Ancestral secret recipe for rubella and varicella]

This recipe comes from a friend's family's secret recipe for rubella and chicken pox: a handful of sesame seeds are rolled into a teapot, a bowl of boiled water is put in the pot, a lid is covered, the spout of the pot is pointed at the child's nose, and the child is allowed to inhale hot air. After the water temperature is appropriate, the child is allowed to drink the sesame seed water, and the rash and fever will soon subside.

Thank Xue Zhiwei for his selfless contribution.

27. [Nasosinusitis]

10 Xanthium sibiricum. Three magnolias, one or two fragrant deep fried, with oil dripping nose.

28. [Special effect formula for milk stimulating]

(Head nurse Zhou of Yantai Yuhuangding Hospital, totally provided by friends) Wang Buliu leaves 50 grams of grass, which is sold in the Chinese medicine room. Wrap it in gauze, add water to boil pig's feet, drink soup and eat more pig's feet, and soon give milk!

29. [Cold Joint Pain Recipe]

500g each of onion and ginger, mash the ground juice, boil it with superior vinegar, put the onion and ginger juice in it, boil it into paste, spread a thick cloth, and apply it to the cold and painful joints. One dose can be applied continuously for 3-5 days, and 2-3 doses can be effective or cured.

30. [Gingival]

Formula 1) Gingival swelling and pain: gypsum, achyranthes bidentata, 30 grams of prepared ground, 12 grams of anemarrhena asphodeloides, 15 grams of ophiopogon japonicus, and three times of decoction. Indications: Periodontitis, swollen and painful gums, generally take one dose of it.

Formula 2) 15g fresh plantain, fresh mint, and 1 green duck egg. First decoct the first two herbs and filter them to remove the dregs. The duck egg is shelled and put into the medicine liquid to boil. Add a little salt and then eat the egg and drink the soup once a day. Indications: Gingivitis is red, swollen, hot and painful.

To be continued...... (28 test methods have been disclosed previously)

——Blessing and magic secret incantation——

1. [Children Cry at Night Spell]

A hundred shots and a hundred hits!

Quanran remembered that when he was in primary school, he often found red paper on trees, telegraph poles or walls at intersections:

The emperor, the emperor, the emperor

My family has a yeti lang

The passing gentleman read it three times

Sleep till dawn

I questioned many old people, and they all said that our ancestors have been handed down for thousands of years, and our family has used it, which is very useful.

I was curious about this and personally inspected several children who cried at night! It is indeed effective and cured by night crying.

However, when posting this mantra, do not turn back, do not go back the same way. Some people look back out of curiosity, but it is really not cured. They must start again to use it.

At night or before the sun comes out (the sun can't be seen when posting), post one at each intersection, a total of 7.

This method of treating children's nocturnal crying is really effective and has been used until now. If you don't understand, please consult me, Taoist Priest Quanran.

2. [A special way to cure vermilion]

Got vermilion, which is called wheat swelling in medicine. Use the sewing needle to draw a cross on the thumb and fingernail on the same side for a while, and then insert the needle into the window. Draw it several times a day, and you will recover in about 2 days! It is better for Zhu Yan to draw a cross with this kind of blessing technique from the very beginning, with special effects!

3. [Small magic to avoid snakes and scorpions]

On the Dragon Boat Festival, write the word "tea" in vermilion and paste it upside down to avoid snakes and scorpions.

4. [Special folk magic for treating mumps]

I fully remember that when I was young, I got mumps, which was called mumps in medicine. At that time, medicine was not so developed as it is today. My mother (I used to call my mother mother), my swollen cheek boss, was also hot.

My mother said: Take the water ladle to the water pit in the village and ladle a ladle of water. Don't look back! It doesn't work when I come back. I'll boil three or five eggs for you and eat them right away!

My mother poked 7 small eyes on the small end of the egg (or duck egg) with a big needle before boiling the egg. After cooking, I ate it while it was hot, and it really healed in about 2 days. Later, my sister also got mumps (mumps) with this method. Many children in the neighborhood got mumps with this method.

5. [Folk magic] Special method for treating warts (warts):

Taoist Quanran's relative, Mrs. Sun, who is more than 70 years old, told me a special method to treat warts (warts) many years ago. It's really easy to use. Many people used this method to cure warts (warts):

After the heavy rain, some rainwater is poured into the bucket (a stone tool used to kick rice and beans). Generally, there are many buckets in the countryside. If seven buckets of rainwater are used to wash the affected area, the stinging monkeys (warts) will fall off automatically. Don't look back after washing the affected part and going home after washing it, or it will not work!

It is much easier to use than the medicine injections used in hospitals. It costs no money, is practical and has a quick effect.

Since there is something mysterious in it, we need to study it. Now, many people are still cured with this prescription. Absolutely reliable, without any toxic and side effects! The girl in the neighborhood had a lot of warts on her neck and hands, which were cured by this method.

6. [Body Protection Mantra]

The villain who wants to invade: First hold your breath and hiss three times. Steal the curse and don't let people hear it (silent meditation).

The mantra said, "I wear a rosefinch on my head and a basalt on my feet. I wear a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right. When I come here, I know that all evils are gone. One day, I killed evil spirits by dint of my strength, and leaped thousands of miles away. I was as urgent as a law."

Excerpted from "Thousand Golden Wings Prescription" by Sun Simiao, the medicine king.

To be continued

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2022年10月2日，大公鸡再次收到富有大爱之心的全然道长发来的信息，再次向社会大众无偿献方。

《全然道长为百姓解除病痛之苦，再次无私奉献30个特效验方、多个法术和祝由术》如下——

——特效验方—— 1、【腰痛难忍】方1）老丝瓜烧灰存性，研末，每次取9克，热酒冲服，治腰痛难忍。方2）肾虚腰疼：杜仲50克，去皮灸黄，用水1000毫升，功用主治：补肝肾，强筋骨，益精气、安胎。治腰脊酸疼，足膝痿弱，小便余沥，阴下湿痒，胎漏欲堕，胎动不安，高血压。2、【头痛10方】方1）厥阴寒性头痛特效方：即吴茱萸汤，是汉代名医张仲景所创，吴茱萸可以温散厥阴肝经的寒气，寒气一散，头痛也就消失了。吴茱萸汤：吴茱萸9g，生姜18g，人参（或党参）9g，大枣12枚。吴茱萸汤对于头痛又呕吐的，基本上是一剂见效。方2）偏头痛：鲜萝卜捣烂，绞自然汁，加冰片少许调匀，昂头灌入鼻孔，左疼灌左，右疼灌右，即愈。方3）头风畏冷：桑木烧灰淋汁，乘热熏洗效。方4）风痰头疼：苦瓠膜取汁，以苇筒灌入鼻中，其气上达脑门，须臾恶涎流下，其病立愈，干者效。其子为末，吹入亦效，年久头风皆愈。方5）湿气头痛：甜瓜蒂末，搐入鼻中，口含冷水，取出黄水愈。方6）湿热头痛：黑牵牛(七粒) 砂仁(一粒) 研末，井花水调汁，仰灌鼻中，待涎出即愈。方7）风气头痛甚者：乳香蓖麻仁(各等分) 捣饼，随左右贴太阳穴，解发出气，甚效。方8）神经性头疼：向日葵花盘一个去籽，加水熬开7滚，取一杯温服，再加水到半洗脸盆煮开，用水洗头30分钟，向日葵花盘不能离锅，洗完头，再把向日葵路花盘趁热（不烫为度）戴在头上30分钟，每日一次，三日为一疗程，轻者一疗程、重者两疗程治愈，对头晕也有效，向日葵花盘一般农村可以找到。方9）百药无效的头疼病：白芷8克（炒）川芎30克（炒）甘草（炙）30克，川乌（半生半熟）30克，加工细粉。用薄荷茶冲服，每次三克，每天3次服药禁忌生冷油腻之物，百药无效的头疼病，一料可根除。方10）偏头痛：用蜜蜂窝熬水喝，大约熬上15分钟左右，每天熬一次喝两次，坚持服用一段时间就不会痛了!效果奇佳!3、【便秘方】方1：大米50克，芋头250克，盐适量。用法：将芋头去皮切块与大米加水煮粥，用油盐调匀服食。功效：散结、润肠、利便，主治大便干燥。方2）老年便秘：每天早饭时吃几颗核桃仁，或闲时每天随嚼，用豆浆冲服，核桃仁含有脂肪油、蛋白质、碳水化合物、磷、铁、胡罗卜素、核黄素等成分，除了润肠通便外，还有补肾固精、温肺定喘之功能，可以治疗肾虚喘嗽、腰疼腿软、阳痿遗精、小便频数、大便燥结等症。4、【乳腺炎】方1）藕节50克，蒲公英40克。上药用砂锅添水适量煎煮，滤液，每天1剂，分三次温服。该方具有清热、凉血、消炎功效，主治：急性乳腺炎、乳腺增生，一般连服3-5天。方2）当归1两，穿山甲3钱，川贝3钱，花粉3钱，通草3钱，蒲公英1两，甘草3钱。用法：水煎服，出汗即愈。5、【上火特效食疗方】用食盐冲开水(淡盐水)温服,每天5-8大碗，比吃药还特效。一次本人可能是喝水少,吃辣的多,所以上火了,朋友董女士告诉了我此方,确实好用,本人和亲友曾用此方多次的确特效。6、【腰腿无力】栗子生食治腰脚《食疗本草》。每天早上生吃板栗2粒，具有健脾益胃，强筋健骨的功效，可以缓解腰腿无力。功效：益气健脾；补肾强筋；活血消肿，止血。主治：脾虚泄泻；反胃呕吐；脚膝酸软；筋骨折伤肿痛；瘰疬；吐血；衄血；便血。用法用量：内服：生食、煮食或炒存性研末服。外用：捣敷。不过小儿不可多食栗子，生者难化，熟即滞气隔食。7、【尿血】新鲜莲藕和藕节，打成生浆，每天一杯，直到痊愈，对鼻出血、咳血、吐血、便血、血崩、血痢、败血有一定功效。还具有消食健脾胃、清热除烦、解酒的功效。8、【经血不止】莲蓬壳适量，烧成灰，日服二次，每次二钱，热酒送服。连续服用七天，即可痊愈。9、【白血病】苣荬菜（苦菜）的功效与作用：清热解毒；利湿排脓；凉血止血。主治咽喉肿痛；疮疖肿毒；痔疮；急性菌痢；肠炎；肺脓疡；急性阑尾炎；叶血；衄血‘咯血；尿血；便血；崩漏。苣荬菜即苦菜，新鲜的苦菜洗净用来沾酱常吃，多人已经吃好。10、【尿路感染】方1）车前草味甘性寒，归肝；肾；膀胱经，清热利尿，用鲜品其效更速。方药：鲜车前草500克。用法：水煎每天频频服之。说明：车前草味甘性寒，用鲜品其效更速。功能主治：清热利尿；凉血；解毒。主热结膀胱；小便不利；淋浊带下；暑湿泻痢；衄血；尿血；肝热目赤；咽喉肿痛；痈肿疮毒。方2）尿路感染:车前草或籽10克，通草5克，白茅根30克，滑石30克，水煎服。具有清热通淋、泌尿感染的功效。11、【薏苡仁化痰止咳其效如神】每日取薏苡仁50g煮粥，连吃几日。生薏苡仁健脾止泻。熟薏苡仁，健脾和燥湿，有清热排脓的功效。可以用于水肿、小便不利、下肢肿以及肢体拘挛、活动不利、关节肿，也用于肺炎、肠炎、阑尾炎，或者扁平疣的皮肤病，去干湿脚气、杀蛔虫，治肺水肿，湿性肋膜炎，排尿障碍，慢性胃肠病，慢性溃疡。主治：健脾，补肺，清热，利湿。治泄泻，湿痹，筋脉拘挛，屈伸不利，水肿，脚气，肺痿，肺痈，肠痈，淋浊，白带。炒薏苡仁还能降低三高、血糖、血脂、血压,预防肿瘤，用于肌肉劳损、抽筋，镇静止痛、风湿，骨关节炎患者止痛祛湿。用法用量：内服：煎汤，10-30g；或入丸、散，浸酒，煮粥，作羹。宜忌:滑精及小便多者，及妊妇慎服。12、【甲状腺肿大方】方1）浙贝母、海藻、昆布、牡蛎各120克干品共研细末拌匀，每次服用6克，日服2次饭前服用，酒一盅送下。如是鲜品，中药鲜品是干品的3倍。除了浙贝母其它都是海产品，曾治愈上百例，效果极佳！《本草纲目》李时珍记载：昆布治疗12种水肿，瘿瘤聚、瘘疮。唐朝名医王焘、药王孙思邈治疗瘿瘤的药方中曾用到上药。方2）单纯性甲状腺肿：海藻、海带、海螵蛸、昆布各25克丹参、陈皮各8克，牡蛎20克，柴胡、川穹、郁金、香附各10克，白术12克，法夏6克，每日一剂，水煎服分3次服。13、【频惯堕胎】每三四月即堕者，于受孕两月后服之。杜仲八两（糯米煎汤浸透炒去丝），续断二两（酒浸焙干为末），以山药五、六两为末，作糊丸如梧子大，每服五十丸，空心米饮下。14、【疮疡】银花、生甘草、当归、蒲公英各一两，黄芩一钱，乳香一钱。上乳香研末，先将银花等五味用水五碗煎成一碗，将乳香末调服，神效。15、【宫寒痛经】秘方治愈无数患者：黑附子5克、艾叶3克，生姜片6片加水一碗半，熬20分钟后加红糖20克趁热喝每天早晚一次，一般当日见效，连用3个月经周期治愈。本方只可用于宫寒、痛经。16、【白内障】方1：三个红菇娘泡在开水里，最好把红菇娘挤碎，每天往眼睛上洗，早、晚各一次，洗的时候有点感觉辣眼睛，洗完就有粘乎的东西排出来。一般轻的白内障也就洗两、三天会好的，重的坚持用也可以，不再复发！方2：白内障：蜗牛几个冰片少许捣碎，左眼敷右涌泉，右眼敷左涌泉一晚上，极效。17、【各种顽癣】方1）白芨30克研成细末用9度白醋调敷患处，数次即愈。方2）治癣特效：用丁香15克，70%酒精100ML，浸48小时去渣。每天外搽患处3次。2年以上体癣及足癣，一般在治疗1天后症状即见消退，2天后患处开始有皮屑脱落。一般3—5天能治愈。18、【急性脑溢血】在头顶百会头顶一带会发现有隆起。用消毒针急刺之，会流出粉红色液体，可挽救生命！19、【虚寒性子宫出血】干艾蒿30克，泡在滚热开水里5分钟，过滤出液体的加三七粉3-5克，加真蜂蜜2汤匙，搅拌均匀，每天坚持喝，能够有效降低血液黏稠度、扩张血管，对预防和治疗高血脂、动脉硬化等心脑血管病有很好的作用，还起到美容养颜、对高血压、贫血、对各类血症患者吐血咳血衄血便血、体质虚弱、免疫力低下的人群也可以食用。20、【恶疮】鲫鱼骨：烧为灰，敷恶疮上，三、五次瘥。21、【小儿丹毒】鲤鱼血主治小儿丹毒，涂之即瘥。22、【除一切毒肿】大豆：寒。和饭捣涂一切毒肿。疗男女阴肿，以绵裹内之。杀诸药毒。《本草》23、【腹泄痢疾】小麦粉炒黄一大碗，白糖加温开水搅匀喝下，极效。24、【斑秃】甜瓜叶，治人无发，捣汁涂之即生。25、【脚冻疮】茄子根：主冻脚疮，煮汤浸之。〔验证〕26、【治疗风疹和水痘祖传秘方】此方来自一个朋友的家祖传风疹和水痘秘方：芝麻一把擀碎，盛入茶壶，罐入开水一碗，盖盖，将壶嘴对准孩子鼻子，让其吸入热气，待水温合适后，让孩子将芝麻水喝掉，很快出疹退烧。感谢薛志伟朋友的无私献方。27、【鼻窦炎】苍耳10个。辛夷3个，一两香油炸，用油滴鼻。28、【催乳汁特效方】（烟台毓璜顶医院周护士长，全然好友提供）王不留草50克，中药房有售，用纱布包好，添水煮猪蹄，喝汤多吃几个猪蹄，很快下奶水！29、【关节冷疼方】葱头、生姜各500克，共捣烂绞汁，用上等的陈醋烧滚开后，将葱、姜汁放入，再熬成膏样，摊厚布上，敷于关节冷疼处。一剂可连续敷用3-5天，使用2-3剂可显效或治愈。30、【牙龈】方1）牙龈肿痛：生石膏、怀牛膝、熟地30克，知母12克，麦冬15克，水煎分3次服。主治：牙周炎、牙龈肿痛，一般服一剂见效。方2）鲜车前草、鲜薄荷15克，绿皮鸭蛋1个，先将前2味药煎煮后过滤去药渣，鸭蛋去壳入药液煮熟，加少许盐后吃蛋喝汤，每天一次。主治：牙龈炎红、肿、热、痛。待续……（之前已经公开28个验方）

——祝由术和法术密咒——

1、【小儿夜啼法术咒语】百发百中啦！全然道长记得在上小学的时候，在十字路口经常发现树上、电线杆或墙上用红纸写着：天皇皇地皇皇我家有个夜啼郎过路的君子念三遍一觉睡到大天亮我质疑地问过了好多老人，他们都说，祖辈流传上千年了，我们家都用过，挺好用的。我对此好奇，还亲自考察了好几个夜啼的小孩呢！确实灵验、夜啼治好了。不过，张贴此咒语时，不要回头，不要原路返回，有的出于好奇回头看了,确实没有治好.还必须重来才好用。晚上或太阳出来之前(张贴时不能见到太阳)，在每个路口张贴一张，共张贴7张。这种治疗小儿夜啼的方法确实好用，一直延用至今。如有不明白的请咨询我，全然道长。

2、【特效治疗朱眼的祝由术】得了朱眼，医学称麦粒肿，用缝衣服的针，在同侧的大拇指手指甲上画十字，画一会，然后把针插在窗户上，一天多画几次，2天左右就会痊愈！最好是朱眼刚开始起就用这种祝由术画十字，特效！

3、【避蛇蝎小法术】端午日将朱砂写“茶”字，倒贴，避蛇蝎。

4、【治疗腮腺炎民间特效法术】全然记得小时侯得了痄腮,医学称腮腺炎,那时医学还不象今天这么发达,妈妈(俺习惯称妈妈为娘),我的腮肿的老大又发烫。俺娘说:你拿着水瓢到村子里的水坑里舀上一瓢水,千万别回头!回头就不灵了,回来给你煮上三、五个鸡蛋吃了之后马上就好!娘在煮蛋前先在鸡蛋（或鸭蛋）的小头用大针捅上7个小眼,煮好后,我趁热吃了,2天左右果然好了，后来妹妹也得了痄腮(腮腺炎)也是用此方治好的,邻居家的好多小孩得了腮腺炎都是用这个方法治好的。

5、【民间法术】治疗刺瘊子（疣）的特效方法：全然道长的亲戚有个70多岁姓孙老太太好多年前告诉我一个治疗刺瘊子（疣）的特效方法，的确好用，曾经有好多的人用此方治疗痊愈了：下大雨之后，碓窝（踹米、豆类的一种石具）灌了一些雨水，一般农村都有好多个，连续用7个碓窝的雨水洗患处，刺猴子（疣）会自动脱落。在洗完一个碓窝到另一个碓窝时、洗完患处回家之前千万不要回头，否则不灵！比医院用药物针剂等等好用多了，不花钱，实用、效果快。自于其中有什么玄妙，有待于考究。现在，仍然有好多人用此方治愈。绝对可靠，没有任何毒副作用！邻居家的女孩，脖子和手上长了好多疣就是用这种方法治好的。

6、【��身咒法】恶人欲来侵害者∶先闭气三嘘，窃咒勿令人闻（悄悄的默念）。咒曰∶“头戴朱雀，足履玄武；左佩青龙，右佩白虎。吾来到处，百恶悉走。吾有天丁力士，椎杀恶鬼，远迸千里。急急如律令。”摘自药王孙思邈《千金翼方》。　　　待续……

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I was tagged by @arthurs-lumbago! These are always soo much fun, it’s always nice to learn about peeps.

Nickname: Hyde, based off my main’s username...or krice krispies based off my actual name.

Height: 5′8″

Last movie I saw: Probably Baby Driver? I saw a post about it, wanted to watch it again with headphones. If you haven’t seen the movie with audio through headphones PLEASE do it, it makes it 1000x better.

Favourite Artists: Beartooth, Mumford and Sons, Bishop Briggs, First Aid Kit, Trampled by Turtles, Rise Against, Styx, CCR, NoFx, Streetlight Manifesto, Hans Zimmer, the Eagles, Jimmy Eat World, ZZ Ward, Fitz and the Tantrums...there seems to be almost no logic to my faves.

Song stuck in my head: Boom Boom by the Vengaboys

Do I get asks: I get them when I request writing prompts or if someone has a question, my asks are always open to discuss almost anything. I’m happy to share whatever knowledge I can on most problems :)

Other blogs: elementhyde is my main, it’s where i tend to post anything that is hilarious or random I like, sometimes SPN and other non-cowboy related video games and movie stuff.

Following: I am following 639 right now, that number goes up and down depending on what I find is flooding my dash, I’ve been around tumblr for a while, but this is the lowest it’s been in a while.

Amount of sleep: I strive for 5 hours, which is my ideal. I tend to get crabby if I sleep more, but occasionally I sleep less.

Lucky number: 13, it’s always been good to me, and was usually available in sports!

What I’m wearing: jeans, some docs and a high noon mccree shirt, just got back from work

Dream job: Live Event Producer for one of my favorite gaming companies, I want to be the person in charge of e3 booths and gaming demos at conventions, marketing and brand management. Basically my job now, but for a cooler audience.

Favourite food: I’m a sucker for perogis and asparagus

Dream trip: I’d love to visit Japan, I’ve been talking about it for going on 15 years...I should probably bite the bullet and go.

Play any instruments: I am completely incapable of playing instruments, so I tend to sing.

Languages: English, but I know I can understand Spanish and French for the most part when people are talking to me, guess taking Latin in high school actually helped, lol.

Favourite song: “Swing Life Away” by Rise Against is one and “Renegade” by Styx is another, and finally “If it Hadn’t been for Love” by the Steeldrivers

Random fact: I was a conjoined twin in vitro.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: Sitting outside alone watching the snow fall all around you there is woods and the only light is a fire pit. A dog sleeping in a room with you, but not touching you, peaceful and content, but you still feel their presence.The sound that pencil makes against fresh paper. The smell of firewood and whiskey.

I don’t normally tag people in these, but if you’re feeling like you wanna play tag me, I’d love to read them!

#games #ask game #arthurs-lumbago #thanks for the tag #play if you want!#hydepost

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hartro-owns-my-heart-ro · 2 years

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sometimes i think about board!david :) trexel gets the “pretty alchohol” job but its more like alcoHELL

[ID: Several drawings relating to board! David. The first is a coloured traditional sketch of of them in a business outfit. They are tall and thin with dark skin, pointy ears and afro-textured hair with cornrows on one side. They are wearing heels, a blue pencil skirt, a purple suit jacket and a cyan tie. The second is an uncoloured sketch of them leaning forward on a desk with an irritated expression. The third is of David being hugged around the arms by Hartro and on one leg by Trexel, who are saying “You are the closest i have ever been to the board!” and “Please sir, cure my lumbago” respectively. Both of them are incredibly joyful while David is frozen in confusion. The last is of Trexel holding a colourful overly-decorated drink on a tray, staring at it intensely while sweating and salivating. From offscreen, David says “Thank you trexel! Now go have some consultant slurry you’ve earned it :)”. End ID]

if you like my work, please consider reblogging! (i love getting nice tags!)

#stellar firma #stella firma #david 7 #board!david #rqdescribed #accessible fanart #art id #image description #image described #grem originals

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ttuesday · 2 years

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Let's try something here for the kiss prompts....

98. “let’s just kiss to see what it’s like,” then pulling away, lingering, going in for the second kiss

With......

Chuncle.

1) curse u anon 2) it pains me that I legit can't even figure out who sent this lmaooo. Also I know you probably just sent this for the goofs BUT HA JOKES ON ME CAUSE I'M AFTER WRITING IT

reminder: this is just jokes, pls don't take it seriously <3

It’s a quiet night at Beecher’s Hope. The Marston’s have long gone to bed with only the dashing, super sexy Uncle awake with the winner of sexiest man alive 1907, Charles Smith.

Taking a sip of his drink, Uncle longingly gazes over at Charles. Although Uncle wouldn’t have considered himself a close friend of Charles when the gang was still together, he likes to think they’ve built a strong friendship over these past few months.

“You know Charles, you’re a good man,” he smiles “and I know we all did bad things with the gang but you've got a good heart”. Uncle's always someone to make a joke so it takes Charles a few seconds to realise there is no punchline and that he's being serious.

“Oh…thanks” he replies, unsure of how to take the sudden compliment. Speaking again, Charles decides it’s best to give Uncle a compliment too “I appreciate your optimism”.

“Really?” Uncle gives him a toothy grin, perking up at the praise. Charles nods his head and elaborates “Yeah, you always know how to lift people’s spirits even when they think it’s an impossible task”.

Uncle smiles to himself, chuckling a little. “Well look at us,” he says, gesturing over to the other man “giving each other compliments, acting like we’re all sweet on each other”. Charles smiles, waiting to see where exactly Uncle is going with this.

With a wave of his hand, Uncle dismisses that idea “How silly does that sound… unless?”. Biting his bottom lip, Uncle looks over at Charles with lust glimmering in his eyes.

In an instinctive response, Charles looks over at Uncle with his mouth open in shock and his eyebrows raised. For years, Charles has been pining over this man that is the living definition of ‘sexy’. When the gang broke up, he was certain he had missed his chance to confess his feelings to Uncle. But then John Marston faith brought to the two of them back together.

Charles clears his throat, trying to regain some confidence “Yeah it might be silly… but I guess we’ll never know unless we try”. Shuffling closer to the tall and extremely handsome man, Uncle shrugs “Well why don’t we try it out, just to see what it’s like”.

Raising his hand to cup Uncle’s face, the two begin to lean forward until finally their lips touch. Charles can’t help but get wrapped up in the kiss, savouring the scratchy feeling of Uncle’s beard and the heavy smell of whiskey that seems to surround the older man. He doesn’t want the kiss to end but simultaneously doesn’t want to look too eager either.

Uncle breaks the kiss first, hesitantly pulling away. They both stay silent, an undeniable sexual tension lingering in the air. Scared of accidentally making it awkward, Charles opens his mouth to speak but Uncle quickly cuts him off with another kiss.

It’s much more passionate than the last kiss, a dam of emotion breaking within him. Charles reciprocates the kiss, holding the other man flush against him.

Once the second kiss comes to an end, Uncle suggests “How’s about you carry me over by the barn for some proper privacy?”. Creasing his brow, Charles questions “Why do I have to carry you?”.

“Cause,” Uncle replies, moving closer to romantically speak against his lips “I’ve got lumbago”.

#listen I can explain myself #I'm in an online lecture and it's very boring and this seemed like a good way to spend my time #and who doesn't love a bit of Chuncle uwu #but fr I got like 3 names in my mind for who could've sent this #my usual suspects lmao #had to put in that reminder so I dont get shat on over Chuncle #chuncle #aka the best ship to ever exist.

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revswanson · 2 years

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What do you think young uncle was like??

thank you for sending this one in!

I think that due to him losing his parents at a young age and the ruggedness of the world at that time, he likely had to get on some odd jobs and most definitely bounty hunting to get by. I believe that bounty hunting and carrying heavy bodies over his shoulders is precisely how he developed lumbago, back pain, as we all know he has.

In terms of how he was actually like, personality wise and as a man, I think he was no saint. I think he has always had a soft heart, a good sense of humor, and that wisdom and empathy we love- but I do think that he did bad things and that while he may have felt bad about doing them, he would still do them again to get by and get to where he is now (now being at Beecher's Hope, alive, in my mind).

I picture him with a 'babyface', lighter brown hair, a thick scruff, and I do think he's always been a bit of a bigger guy and that's great, it made bounty hunting easier and I definitely picture some sizable muscles aside from a soft and plump belly and squishy cheeks. Perfect combo.

Now, not to get too sad, but I do think that losing one's parents at age 9 and being forced to run with creeps and crazies along with everything else we see or don't see Uncle do will definitely screw a man up. I'm sure that young Uncle drank just as heavily in his young adulthood and likely even before that. I imagine that he developed his quick sense of humor after years of being alone and angry and afraid. I don't like to think of him being a mean man, but I do think that he learned a lot of lessons in his life not just from the way others lived but due to the way he was forced to.

I really wish we knew his name and I really wish I could come up with a good one myself but nothing fits him! I guess the best thing to call young Uncle really would be "Nephew" like he makes that joke one time...

#rdr2 uncle #rdr2 #rdr1 #rdr1 uncle #sigh

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gayshrug · 3 years

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you will beat this, starting now, and you will always be around

(tk strand/ carlos reyes, teen+, 1.5k, ao3)

Prompt: "I love me some Hurt/Comfort so what about TK and Carlos early in their relationship [...]; What if Owen has a complication from his treatment [...] and Carlos stops by unprompted to wait with TK?"

Or: TK doesn't care about waiting room etiquette and Carlos wears flannels when he's in a hurry.

TK could practically feel the stares of everyone else inside the waiting room, the bouncing of his leg probably irritating to say the least. It’s just – he couldn’t not. There was nothing else for him to do but sit this out, stick around for his dad to reemerge from the doctor’s office with news. Good or bad. TK had no control over the potential outcome, and it killed him; his brain conjuring up the worst-case scenario over and over again.

His dad was strong and careful, he knew, going to all scheduled appointments and receiving his treatment diligently. The fact that his fatigue had gotten so bad they’d felt it necessary to inform his doctor scared the shit out of TK.

Being the one to walk up to his father’s room to check on him after he hadn’t gotten up for breakfast or his skincare routine in the morning – it had felt like each step closer could change his life forever. The rational part of him knew that his dad wouldn’t simply – he wouldn’t just disappear, overnight. Not with how well he’d progressed and how optimistic he’d sounded after each of their recent talks.

But TK was still his father’s son, weary from his own troubles and the dread of what this illness could mean, hanging over their heads with each passing day.

Thankfully, what he’d found after opening the door was just his dad, legs thrown over the edge of the bed with his head in his hands. Not ideal, but better than what TK had feared to see.

When Owen had let him know he felt too tired and nauseated to get up, TK had sprung into action immediately – he was a first responder, after all, instincts taking over and dialing the doctor’s office in a daze. Making an emergency appointment, even when the secretary had gently told him that this was all normal and an adjustment that was to be expected. The last thing he was going to be nonchalant with was his dad’s health.

Getting Owen dressed and ready to leave had been a chore, movements slow, long breaks in-between.

While his dad had freshened up in the bathroom, TK’s ears picking up on every little sound so he could barge inside if he’d sensed something had gone wrong, TK had shot Carlos a quick text.

worried about dad, taking him to see doc jacobs rn. don’t think i can make it, will update you asap, i’m sorry

They’d made plans for lunch, wanting to check out a popular sushi spot and get to know each other better outside of the bedroom. TK still felt awful about cancelling. Their thing was still fresh, vulnerable, and he’d already fucked up enough in their short time together. But his dad was his priority, so he’d seen no alternative.

After his dad had left the bathroom on unsteady legs, they’d powered through like they always did. Out the door within less than thirty minutes of making the call. He’d supported his dad’s weight all the way to the waiting room, knocking incessantly on Dr. Jacobs’ door until she’d helped Owen inside, uncaring of any potential meetings or other patients in her office.

Her warm but amused smile as she’d regarded the panicked look on TK’s face, telling him not to worry, should’ve calmed his nerves somewhat, but. But. TK wasn’t prone to overreacting for no reason.

The minutes his dad had spent in her office up until know had felt like hours, each passing second making TK more anxious than the one before.

He checked his phone – no notifications – and pocketed it again, not in the mental space to check Instagram or his pile of unanswered e-mails. No response from Carlos but it was still early – maybe he hadn’t gotten up yet, or maybe he was pissed off. TK doubted it, what with Carlos literally being the kindest and most understanding person he’d ever met, but he’d blown him off before and – yeah. TK wouldn’t exactly blame him for being upset.

Before his thoughts could spiral further into that direction, he was startled into looking up by the clunk of the practice door falling closed.

Holy shit.

Striding over towards him was Carlos, hair ruffled from sleep and pillow-creases still visible on his face. The flannel he’d seemingly thrown on in a hurry was only halfway buttoned up, his undershirt askew underneath.

TK’s breath caught in his throat.

When Carlos sat down right beside him and pulled him into a hug, smelling like sleep and comfort, TK couldn’t stop the tears from welling. He clung to Carlos’s shoulders, burying his face in his neck. The panicked breaths he’d somehow managed to hold in for the better part of the morning tumbled out of him in quick succession. For the first time all day, TK felt safe enough to let go and really confront the fear he felt, the anguish.

Carlos’s soothing strokes across his back and neck calmed him down after a little while – like they always did. This wasn’t new for them, not by a longshot.

“Shhh, baby.”, Carlos whispered into his temple, now resting his hands on TK’s waist, drawing patterns into his shirt with his thumbs. TK blinked up at him, seeking out his eyes. Brown, warm, kind. He didn’t care about the other people waiting in the room, their judgement; he leaned up and pressed a thankful kiss against Carlos’s lips, holding onto him.

“Thank you. I’m sorry, Carlos, I-“, but Carlos shushed him again, kissed the corner of his mouth. “Nothing to be sorry for.”, he whispered. “I’m glad you gave me a heads-up, though. Jumped into the car right away. Has he been inside for long?”

Before TK could check, his perception of time always fucked in hospitals and doctors’ offices, Dr. Jacobs opened her door and guided Owen out with a hand on his lower back, keeping a watchful eye on him.

They were on their feet immediately, Carlos rushing over to support Owen while TK quietly asked Dr. Jacobs what was going on, voice shaking.

“As I said before, Mr. Strand, there’s really nothing to be worried about. The nausea and fatigue are, sadly, a routine effect of the treatment we’re administering to him. He needs rest but he’ll adjust. In the meantime, I’ve prescribed some antiemetics he can try.” She held out a few papers for TK to take, putting a gentle hand atop his own. “Do call me again if you’re unsure about anything. I’m glad your father has you to look out for him.”

TK swallowed down the lump in his throat, blinking rapidly. It hadn’t sunken in yet, the fact that his dad was actually going to be okay.

“Thank you, son.”, Owen spoke up from next to him, giving a gentle squeeze to TK’s shoulder. “Doctor, if you’d excuse us – I’d quite like to make use of my bed for the foreseeable future.”

❦

Not wanting to let Carlos go just yet, TK pulled him to the side after they’d filled the prescription at the nearest pharmacy and successfully planted his dad in the passenger seat.

They leaned against the car, TK holding onto Carlos’s wrist. Stroking over his pulse-point. The steady thump-thump-thump draining the remaining traces of anxiety from him.

“Thank you, Carlos, I mean it. You didn’t have to – to do all of this. But I’m glad you did.” The little smile Carlos gave him made TK blush, eyes fixing somewhere near Carlos’s collar to stop himself from rambling on.

“I’m glad I did, too. Your father’s in good shape but I wouldn’t want you to get a lumbago, dragging him all around town by yourself.” He ignored the offended look TK gave him in response. “What do you say – we drive to your place together, you get Captain Strand snuggled up, and I – never mind. You’ve had a rough morning.”

Carlos cradled TK’s face in his hand, an unspoken question in his eyes.

“Carlos Reyes, if you don’t – of course I want to go to lunch with you. I’m fucking starving.” TK turned to kiss Carlos’s palm, lingering. “I’ll make my dad a bowl of fruit, get him to try one of those mystery pills, and then I’ll come down.”

They could hear his dad’s exaggerated cough through the window as TK leaned in and pressed small kisses against Carlos’s neck, pulling him into a hug that lasted way too long to be platonic. Owen rolled the window down, amused. “If I recall correctly, you were still concerned about my imminent death a few minutes ago. I’m sure you can catch up with Officer Reyes at a later time.”

Out of spite, TK held on for another moment, giggling against Carlos’s throat – ignoring Carlos’s quiet “he’s got a point”.

“See you in a few, Officer.”, TK eventually said with a wink, and bounced over to his side of the car. Throwing a grin over his shoulder as he regarded Carlos standing in the parking lot, looking just as disheveled as he had when he’d entered the waiting room earlier.

If TK’s heart felt like it could burst with feelings akin to something he shouldn’t be thinking about this early into their – whatever, nobody had to know.

#tarlos #tarlos fic #911 lone star #911 lone star fic #prompt fic #tk strand #carlos reyes #owen strand #hope you'll enjoy this anon thank you for your message <3

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girlwithwolftatoo · 3 years

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Consecration-Pascal!Priest character (original work)

Father Pascal is in, lost lambs, I hope you’re ready to receive the... blessings.

WARNING: Mild NSFW (mostly indirect sexual situations), hierophilia (can I get an A-MEN?!), original characters and... religious stuff.

Being raised as a catholic may be a headache, specially if you aren’t fond to the religion and rituals most of your family follows the verbatim. Of course, mass was the main event and sometimes preaching could be interesting, but being about forty minutes every Sunday morning in a church to secure your inmortal soul sometimes felt like a high price you weren’t willing to pay. You were a good person according to usual sermons, you helped your neighbor as much as you were able, respected and loved your parents, accomplished lent every year since you remembered and, if you felt like you’ve done some nasty stuff, you went to confession.

The problem began when the new priest came into your local church, in order to replace old and ill father Colin, which lumbago had forced him to give up and some masses he had to remain on his seat. His replacement was different... much more different than anyone, you included, could have thought.

The first thing that jumped at the sight was his appearence, younger than father Colin but, in a weird way, ageless, like he could be either in his thirties or fourthies; his complextion didn’t seem hardly built, but neither wasn’t very thin, and sometimes you could notice how the mass robes tauten on his chest and shoulders. No living person with eyes could have said he wasn’t appealing, for even his sharp eyes and hooked nose fit perfectly in his always radiant and kind face.

Suddenly, masses became the most precious moment of the week. Every Sunday morning you prepared yourself with your best, clean clothes and rushed your parents to get a good sit in the church. As the bells rang, telling people the mass had started, and father Pascal walked between the seats, followed by the usual altar boys, your eyes followed him using as much discresion as you could, so nobody could notice the heat on your face and the red on your cheeks as you traced every movement of that gorgeous man of God in your mind, to use it as a lucky charm through the week. His preaching was always filled with energy and excitement, the strenght of his passion and youth printed on every word and moves from his hands; yes, he talked with his hands as much as with the voice, making the audience dance at his rythm in such way even the usual sleepy heads would turn their whole attention to the man.

Along with his features, father’s hands had became a problem for your futile concentration skills. If you weren’t following his face gestures, you did the same for his hands, yout eyes darting in the big palms, usually showing at the congregation, the thick fingers clenching in the air, pointing at nowhere to remark his words and, of course, doing the sign of the cross when it was appropiate. Those hands were a dream come true, the epitome of grace and virility, both kind and strong at sight, and the almost tender form he used to hold the communion wafer before sliding it into the parishioner’s mouths... God, it was the best moment of the mass.

“Going to commune?” your parents asked innocently, unaware of the true feelings boling in your chest as you took your place in the line, hands pressed together in praying position as you were taught in catechism sessions, and kneeling towards the altar as soon as you reached it.

How would be to kneel for father Pascal? You, walking towards his magnificent figure, head lowered to show your complete submission, and finally, bending your knees to fall over them on the floor, silent and longing, waiting for his voice to command you.

Father Pascal presented the tiny, white wafer. Every time, you felt like truly blessed, and didn’t have enough words to thank the Lord for bringing this gorgeous servant of His to your church. Your eyes met father’s, and you leaned your head in an attempt to hide yourself. It is known God knows people’s heart and what they hide in it, but what if any of your thoughts was powerful enough to permeate through your skin and showed themselves there were the priest could see them? How would he react if he knew the only reason you started to show interest in religion was him? How would you dared to see his face again when you spent most of the mass time creating fantasies involving him?

The father’s hand placed the wafer at the necessary distance for you to take it. You stretched your neck and caught the thin form into your lips, but doing it so further you noticed, for a fractment of second, how your lower lip hit against father Pascal’s finger. You retracted quickly, fighting to not take a look at his brown, warm eyes, and walking back to your place trying to not looked guilty. You kneeled in the padded plank and closed your eyes, pretending to make your pray, when you were actually getting into a new fantasy.

You saw yourself, kneeling on the floor, and listening the father’s preaching that didn’t meant something to you, your cheast moving up and down hard as your breathing became more superficial. You opened your eyes and found yourself facing at father’s belt a black, broad piece of clothing that adjusted around his waist with a strip hanging in front of his right thigh. One man’s hand was holding a golden globet, the one he used to pour the wine for the mass, and the other one reached the back of your neck, pulling your head back so you could see him from below. “Take it, my lamb” he commanded you, pressing the globet’s border against your wanting lips, and you gave a sip to the red, bitter liquid. He kept sliding the wine into your mouth without giving you a single moment to rest and take a breath, but every small nuisance was nothing, as long as you could rejoice in the priest’s hands and becoming his little, sinful plaything.

“Honey?”

Your mother’s voice dragged you back to reality. People were moving around you, the mass was over, and you just spent the last minutes kneeling in silent like a saint picture. You stood up, ashamed and worried, and your eyes went to the altar one more time. Father Pascal was there, speaking with a few persons and displaying his usual sweet smile. At the moment he moved his head towards you, and your sight met, you saw his smile fade, and a new, disturbing expression on his face. His lips moved, separating from each other, and for a moment you thought he was going to call you out, but then he returned to his normal manners and continued speaking with their interlocutors.

You had to force your feet to move and leave the building. The imprintment of the father’s finger against your lip still felt like fire, and you imagined it was how someone should feel when they were touched by a sacred thing, even if that was an heretic thought, you smiled. You were willing to kiss and receive anything he could hand you, even the keys of hell, even the most sinful piece on Earth, and you would kiss it and worship it in his divine name, the father’s name.

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Sooooo, I think this can have a sequel perhaps, if you’re interested on it of course. If you have new ideas for this prompt or for another writing, please let me know!

#fanfiction #original fic #hierophilia #priest kink #priest #catholic aesthetic #pedro pascal #original characters #din djarin #maxwell lord #marcus moreno #oberyn martell #sfw

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