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candied-heartss · 9 months

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Okay so I've been thinking about this for a while and I just can't seem to write it myself so I was wondering if you could write a fic where Klitz and the Reader have been dating for a while like she went to Yale with him and stuff. And they have like super passionate sex like all the time, so at a party that you guys to he introduces you too a couple of his friends and they all start hitting on you and he gets like super pissed so he pulls you to the side like into a bathroom or something and he makes sure that everyone knows your his by giving you a bunch of hickies and marks and stuff. And then you accidentally call him daddy (yk cuz hes being so protective or something) it startles him but also turns him on more. 💀💀 sorry it's a lot but I really like this idea.

𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄

(ʲᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢ!ᵏˡⁱᵗᶻ ˣ ᵍⁿ!ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ)

𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇: 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝗃𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗄𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗓 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗒.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 18+ (𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜), 𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘅, 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸, 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 (𝘄𝗿𝗮𝗽 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗮𝗽 𝗶𝘁, 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲!), 𝗱𝗮𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶𝗮, 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸, 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗮𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗵𝗼𝗹, 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗷𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘆, 𝘀𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸, 𝗸𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘇 𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿???

You didn't even know how you ended up in a situation such as this. Never in a million years did you think that you'd currently be getting your brains fucked out by your boyfriend in front of a mirror while in the cramped bathroom of someone's house at a party, but yet, here you were.

"Open wide, baby." you heard the nearly sinful words being whispered into your ear. Klitz's long fingers pressed themselves against your lips, parting them so that he could easily slip inside the warm, wetness of your mouth, pressing down on your tongue and nearly making you gag from the pressure, the rhythm, and the speed of his thrusts never changing.

You whimpered, but to little effect, on account that your mouth was full of his fingers, the tips nearly hitting the back of your throat while his cock hit nearly every right spot inside of you, due to the angle he had bent you at. You looked up at the mirror again and knew for certain that your makeup was ruined.

"Fuck... Your pussy feels like it was made for me..." he groaned, pushing his fingers into your mouth a tiny bit deeper than before, making you choke at the feeling, your eyes nearly rolling back into their sockets and your head hanging slightly lower.

Klitz noticed this and snickered softly to himself before reaching up and threading the hand the other hand that was placed possessively at your hip into your hair, tugging at it and pulling your head back up so you could face the mirror and look at both yours and his reflections at the same time, the sight sending a spark of arousal through your veins.

"Aw, baby," he teased, "look at you, so pretty, so messy... God, I love looking at you." you moaned at his words, finding the way that he was talking to you both patronizing and also incredibly arousing.

You wanted to speak, to say something back in return, but your mind was so muddled from it all, the only coherent thought that came to your brain was of how deep his cock felt inside of you, that you let out mindless babbles and gibberish.

"Oh sweetie, I haven't even been going that hard and your brain's getting all dumb on me," he shook his head and chuckled, "and here I was, thinking my girlfriend was a smart girl, but all it takes is a bit of my cock, and you're already turning into a mindless cumdump. Is that what you want to be known as? Just a stupid little slut who goes around drinking too much and flirting with other guys?"

"I... Uh, I- fuck... Please..." you whimpered, trying to get ahold of your words, but they just wouldn't come out the way that you wanted to. Klitz sighed and chuckled again as he picked up the pace again, nearly making you cry.

"You... You... You what, baby? C'mon, spit it out. I know you can, yeah?" he taunted you again, reaching down and rubbing at your puffy, little clit with his thick fingers, the feeling enough to send shivers down your spine.

"Y-you're right... 'm so dumb, Klitzy... Being so stupid..." you told him, the words already replaying on a loop through your mind like a broken record.

"And, what else are you, huh? C'mon..." Klitz encouraged you, massaging your sensitive bundle of nerves with a bit more pressure applied to it, now.

"I'm a mindless cumdump... All for you..." you still could barely think, on account of being so inebriated by his cock. He smiled, kissing the top of your head, "That's right, baby. You're such a good girl, baby. I'm proud of you for admitting it..."

Something about the mix of his words, the marks he left on your neck, and his fingers on your clit made the knot in your stomach get tighter as your walls clenched harder around his cock, making him groan.

"Fuck... You're so close, I can feel it. You wanna come for me, baby?" he whispered, kissing your cheek as you like at the both of you in the mirror. You nodded, tears now practically streaming down your cheeks, "Please..."

"Hmm... I dunno, how about you beg for it, pretty girl?" he requested, now having stopped both his thrusts and his movements on your clit altogether, making you sob.

"Please, please... I need it, I need you so bad... Please, Daddy, please..." you cried, your hips bucking desperately into his hand. You hadn't even realized what you said, having said all of this in the heat of the moment, but Klitz realized, and he also realized that he really, really liked hearing those words come out of your mouth.

"Say it, again."

"Daddy, please... I wanna come so badly..." you begged again, making him more satisfied and letting his thrusts resume. You nearly screamed until you went hoarse at the feeling, your legs shaking so much, you thought that you'd fall over.

Suddenly, like a tidal wave or like a car collision, your orgasm crashed through you all at once, making your eyes roll back as you trembled in his grasp and moaned loud enough for the whole party downstairs to potentially hear the two of you. Klitz then almost immediately followed after you, groaning loudly as he came, too, his cum now dripping down your thighs as he released inside of you.

After a moment of the two of you just standing there, panting as you both came down from your respective highs, he pulled out of you, putting himself back into his jeans before pulling your panties back up, so that the stickiness of his cum stayed against your cunt.

"My pretty baby..." he whispered in your ear as he kissed you all over your face.

#paul dano #the riddler x reader #the riddler smut #danonation #the batman #danocel #jay okja #klitz x reader #percy dolarhyde #joby taylor #klitz the girl next door #thaddius #dwayne hoover #seth looper #klitz smut

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riddlersbimbo · 2 years

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PAUL DANO as THADDIUS The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005)

#paul dano #the ballad of jack and rose #thaddius #‘i can’t smolder’ sir yes you can #my content #dano dude

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writingsofmax · 2 years

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He came 🔥

He Served

Absolute Cunt 💕💅🏻

And then he Died 😔

#paul dano #danonation #danocel #thaddius #thaddius ballad of jack and rose

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spookynebula · 2 years

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A collection of my favorite Danos (so far)

Edward Nashton (The Batman), Dwayne (Little Miss Sunshine), Percy Dolarhyde (Cowboys and Aliens), Joby Taylor (For Ellen), Thaddius (The Ballad of Jack and Rose), and Alex Jones (Prisoners)

#paul dano #edward nashton #dwayne hoover #percy dolarhyde #joby taylor #thaddius #alex jones #the batman #little miss sunshine #cowboys and aliens #for ellen #the ballad of jack and rose #prisoners

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killcrd · 2 years

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paul dano stamps ; no need for credit

#paul dano #danonation #stamps #klitz #thaddius #dwayne hoover #nick flynn #mook band #mook #martin #da stamps #the girl next door #being flynn #taking lives #little miss sunshine #the ballad of jack and rose

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multiplefandomsdweller · 2 years

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My favorite Paul Dano characters appreciation post

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bin1es · 2 years

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#paul dano #danonation #the ballad of jack and rose #thaddius #paul dano gif #gif:paul #gif:tbojar

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unpunishablelamb · 2 years

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Thaddius Relationship headcanons

-definition of a teenage dirtbag

-shares his cigarettes with you whenever you ask for one even though he complains and tells you to buy your own

-big on PDA, mostly to show you off but besides that he just doesn’t care about weird stares

-grabs your ass in public

-when you sit together you either put one of your legs over his or his hand stays on your thigh

-headbutts you constantly

-dirty jokes and sarcasm all the way

-going on drives with him, blasting loud music

-taking walks in the woods together, trapping snakes or skinny dipping

-him sneaking in your room at night

-„Scoot over idiot“

-If you happen to match his energy his mom is very suspicious about you. If you are kind of the opposite, she always complains he should be nicer to you

-only allows himself to be somewhat less grumpy when you are alone

-loves resting his head on your chest or thighs

-when you fall asleep next to each other be prepared for a wild night

-he kicks in his sleep and steals blankets

-No matter how he treats you he really appreciates you deep down

(requests are open)

#paul dano imagine #paul dano #paul dano riddler #thaddius #the ballad of jack and rose #the riddler #calvin weir fields #alex jones #joby taylor

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jfcbrahms · 2 years

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Hey little freak AHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫‼️‼️

#my good lord #im so in love #paul dano edit #paul dano #the ballad of jack and rose #tiktok #thaddius #danonation

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cutloin-grip · 2 years

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So recently I have watch The Ballad of Jack and Rose. If I had to make it short I would just say don’t watch it, it’s horrible. However that’s not what I’m doing today.

This movie started off as a happy family of two (father and daughter) living on an island trying to live away from society. Then it got to the father telling his girlfriend and her kids to stay with them on this island. Some step-incest happened, I mean technically they weren’t step-siblings but I still thought it was very weird. The girlfriend had two sons and they were mature, like teenagers. For some reason I expected them to be kids but that wasn’t the case. The daughter was very psychotic and kept trying to kill the girlfriend and trying to fuck her sons. This ended up happening with Thaddius who is played by Paul Dano. Around the end was so fucked up. The daughter ended up kissing her father on the lips in a romantic way and he started saying « god forgive me » over and over. Then after that it’s like nothing happened between them. This movie is just disgusting and a complete waste of time. I could have spent that hour and 47 minutes playing Stardew Valley. This is such a bad movie. This is probably the only movie that has long haired Paul Dano, that’s the only good thing about this movie.

#paul dano #thaddius #the ballad of jack and rose #thaddius paul dano

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candied-heartss · 11 months

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Hello! :D

I was wondering if you could write edward nashton x fem!Reader where everyone in the office at the place he works at doesn’t believe he has a girlfriend at all because everyone knows him as “edweird” and don’t interact with him as much mostly the outcast of the office, but one day one of his coworkers see pictures of the reader on his desk and think it’s just a woman he’s weirdly obsessing over and thee coworker ends up telling most of the office.. like no way edward could have a girlfriend right? BUT! one day the reader comes in to his workplace since he forgot his lunch in a hurry and everyone is turning their heads because what is such an attractive lady doing there? THEN BOOM. all of them are shocked to see “edweird” actually has a girlfriend

I would love to see what you do with this! Thank you and have an amazing day :3 <33

you got it! here it is!

𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄?

(ᵉᵈʷᵃʳᵈ ⁿᵃˢʰᵗᵒⁿ ˣ ᶠᵉᵐ! ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ)

𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇: 𝖤𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽'𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝗅𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗅𝗅.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗳𝗹𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗮 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀, 𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗵𝗲/𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀, 𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆

Edward heard the whispers, the chattering that his coworkers did behind his back when they believed he didn't hear them.

"Look at him! What's with the picture on his desk?"

"Maybe it's some girl he's probably stalking."

"What? That can't be right. Edweird being a stalker?"

"I mean, the guy's a total freak, so who's to say that it isn't possible?"

He heard the same things, day after day after day, the talk of him being some sort of creep, some sort of perverted freak who stalked girls and kept pictures of them framed on his desk. He usually ignored their snide remarks and sly comments, but at the end of the day, they always managed to get under his skin.

Edward usually kept calm and collected at work, but when he came home, you always heard him complain under his breath about the "shitty people at that shitty job". You tried to cheer him up, constantly assuring him that he was too good for those people and that you were sure that he was smarter than the majority of them in that office.

But, nothing seemed to shake the population of his office from making crude insults towards him, even if he did try his hardest to ignore them or tune them out.

And what seemed to make the day worse for him was the fact that when everybody went to go have lunch, he seemed to have forgotten his at home. Groaning in frustration, he put his head down on his desk and sighed. Could this day have gotten any worse for him?

So when he heard the familiar tapping of your Mary Janes hitting the floor of his office, he lifted his head to find you standing at his desk, holding a small paper bag and wearing a smile on your face.

"Hi, honey! How was your day today?" you asked him in your ever-so-cheerful tone, catching the attention of some of his colleagues, as the whispering began.

"Who's this girl?"

"Is she a family member?"

"You don't actually think that that's his..."

"No fuckin' way."

Edward smiled, how he always did when he was around you, and almost immediately, he felt his mood shift.

"Hey, sweetie. What are you doing here?" He asked, leaning against the desk and looking up at you. You laughed sweetly and held out the bag before gently placing it on the desk, "Why, I'm dropping off your lunch, silly! You left it at home and I didn't want you to go starving."

The people in the office watched in shock and awe at the interaction between you two, clearly surprised that Edward even managed to have a girlfriend at all, let alone someone so attractive as you.

You then came closer and looked at him with nothing but love in your eyes as you reached out and fixed his glasses, which were sitting crookedly on his nose, "Y'know, I missed you loads this morning. I can't wait to see you when you come home tonight."

He blushed slightly. It was odd to have you be so forward with your public display of affection for him, but he figured that was due to the people you two were surrounded by.

"Can't wait to see you too, sweetheart." He muttered, looking flushed and wearing a small smile on his mouth.

As you stood up straight and turned to leave, you quickly turned around, cupped his cherubic face, and gave him a quick, but passionate kiss before turning away and skipping out of the office.

"Bye, Eddie!" Your voice called out as you left the building, leaving him and the rest of the office sitting there, stunned.

So, it was true after all. Edweird Nashton actually did have a girlfriend.

#paul dano #the batman #the riddler x reader #danocel #jay okja #danonation #joby taylor #klitz x reader #the riddler smut #edward nashton #percy dolarhyde #thaddius

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riddlersbimbo · 2 years

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PAUL DANO as THADDIUS The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005)

#paul dano #the ballad of jack and rose #thaddius #‘i can’t smolder’ sir yes you can #my content #dano dude #smoking tw

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writingsofmax · 2 years

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is this anything

#paul dano #danocel #danonation #paul franklin dano #is this anything #ok to rb #thaddius #the ballad of jack and rose #thaddius ballad of jack and rose #jack and rose

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killjoyjamie · 2 years

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watching the ballad of jack and rose, thaddius is so hot ! i sure hope he doesn’t do anything incestuous !

#the ballad of jack and rose #paul dano #thaddius #thaddius paul dano

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feralspawn · 6 months

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#furry #furry art #Thaddius #skateboard #digital art #OC #OC art #original character #sfw furry #anthro art #anthro #furry oc #furry fandom #furry sfw

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agodofirony · 2 years

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OC: Thaddius

Name: Thaddius

Age Range: ???

Height: 2’2”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic

Powers: Contradictory Origins

Contradictory Origins: Every theory about who and what Thaddius is, is correct. Especially the ones that contradict each other.

Talents: Murder, chess, being unfathomable

Basic Backstory: He’s… a chicken? Maybe. “Owned” by Hammah as his “pet”, Thaddius just sorta exists and hangs around in the background, never doing much, never really drawing too much attention to himself. He’s very smart, not just for a chicken, but in general.

Personality: Has something of a ‘fowl’ mouth, ha, get it? Mostly loyal to Hammah, or at least likes the kid more than others. Usually just lets things slide. Really likes corn.

Fun Facts:

He has no problems if people eat chicken eggs, or even chickens, in front of him. He’d possibly get angry if someone is taunting him about it, but that would be more the taunting than the eating.

He’s probably only a chicken. He could be a genetic experiment. He could be an eldritch horror disguised as a chicken. He could be a Beast of Humanity. He could be an alien in disguise. Who knows?

He may or may not be able to fly.

Extra Images: Imagine a chicken. There he is.

#OC #Original Character #Thaddius #Chicken #AGodofIrony

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