how quickly we forget the humble facebook poke

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

Tumblr, 1 April 2024

little miss sunshine (2006) feat. "chicago" by sufjan stevens

(so horny I might explode into a shower of hot viscera any moment) hey

If he’s not cunty and slightly mostly definitely insane then what’s the fucking point.

girls love me for my harvestable organs

new paul dano smile incident, 100 dead 500 injured

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot "objectify" them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot "disrespect" them, because they are not real.

monarchy has no real purpose and should be abolished irl but im a slut for royal families in fiction. the politics. the intrigue. families divided by the eyes of a nation. the pressure of children told from birth that they are born to rule, born for only one purpose. the stifling of empathy and real bonds and love. the loneliness when all eyes are on you. it’s so inherently tragic and yet everyone involved is terrible because that’s all they can be. gimme.

change the channel, please

simon petrikov

okay I’ve sat and thought on the Fiona and Cake finale for a full day now and it’s STILL not sitting well with me so I’m about to write the BIGGEST fix it fic about it KNOWN TO MAN

I AM SLEEPY!!!!!!!!!!