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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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the syndicate but with a sticker chart.

hear me out hear me out okay? cniki gets a sticker sheet of gold stars and starts handing them out at syndicate meetings as a bit of a joke but phil and techno especially just go absolutely feral for the gold shiny thing that means theyve done well. ranboo loves them too hes just not fistfighting anyone to physically acquire a sticker.

niki starts handing out the stickers for actual reasons when the others have done something good/well. like ranboo gets a sticker for practicing his breathing exercises, phil gets one because he went to bed before passing out from exhaustion, and techno gets one for killing a man.

the three of them start trying to get as many stickers as possible, theyre all ridiculously competitve and thus they actually do the things on the list of ‘things that earn a gold star’ and they do them properly because then they can get more gold stars.

they start a sticker chart to organise it all because at least one fight has broken out about who has the most stickers (ranboo is the only one who properly knows because he’s been writing it down in his diary) (he also has a whole page dedicated to his own gold stars). niki makes the chart for the three of them, and doesnt see much point in putting herself on the chart.

the boreal bois, though, immediately protest this and maker her her own row on the chart with another piece of paper tacked up the top of the chart and her name written a little wobbly (phil did the honours). none of them have any gold stars to put in her row but that doesnt discourage them.

phil sticks a small feather on because niki gave him a sticker, ranboo digs around in his basement and finds some holographic, garishly coloured love heart stickers (there was also a sheet of smiley faces, he throws those ones out) and puts two of them on niki’s row because she was the one to teach him the breathing exercises, and techno smudges a bit of leftover blood from the aforementioned killed man onto the paper and refuses to elaborate.

connor gets a row on the sticker sheet when he joins too, but he fills his up on his own almost immediately with both sonic stickers, and letters which he uses to spell mostly swear words with.

in short, niki has managed to bribe two centuries old war lords and an anxious enderman into self care with only a sheet of shiny gold stickers

#dsmp #cphil #technoblade #ctechno #ranboo #syndicate #cniki #cranboo #philza #cphilza #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #tenobled #Definitely A Book Club #gremlin hoard <3 #enderboyo #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 2 years

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cphil is careful abt his own life right up until the moment ctechno arrives then hes throwing himself off ledges and into fights with reckless abandon just bc its funny (and also bc he knows techno has his back)

#original thoughts in their natural habitat #emerald duo #philza #technoblade #them the beloveds #tha scrunkle <3 #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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god what must it feel like to watch someone choose the life you can never escape? what must it feel like to see someone wish for what you never had an option for, what must it feel like to see someone want to become what you wish you were not? Phil’s lived this life of immortality he knows how hard it is what must it feel like to watch a friend try to succumb to the hells that endless life brings? How many warnings were ignored how many pleas were brushed past how many times did Phil try only to be pushed aside and watch everything unfold and knowing he could’ve—should’ve—done something more? how many times has this happened? how many times have other succeeded?

#cphil #cphilza #dsmp #im so normal about all of this #original thoughts in their natural habitat #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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so i remembered the fact that everyone thinks martyn is phil and i also remembered the fact that an amount of people make cphil and cgrian related bc. birb bois. so i present to u a potentially rather funny family hc:

cphil is the eldest. by a few minutes. he has an identical twin, martyn, and a younger brother, grian. if you really want you could add ariana griande in there too somewhere.

martyn is proud of his twin but hes rather sick of eveyone congratulating him for his mcc wins/hardcore survival/general cool-ness and having to say no thats my brother, yes we’re twins, yeah identical, no its okay its an easy mistake

also what if to get around the obvious fact that martyn isnt known for his flying like his brothers are, when he and phil were in the womb there wasnt enough room for his wings to properly develop so he physically cannot fly like either of them

idk i just. i wanna give cphil some family yk? and it would be really funny if heaps of people knew that the angel of death, partner of technoblade, husband of a goddess, and lord dreamslayer, builder of a thousand monuments, watcher-turned-player, are brothers, and then theyre both like o yeah we have another brother too and hes. just a guy

#cphil #grian #inthelittlewood #hermitcraft #dream smp #philza #hoimycraf #original thoughts in their natural habitat #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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holy shit i look SO SICK

comparisons from last year under the cut trust me i GLOWED UP BIGTIME

reblogs r much appreciated <33

#philza #zablr #technoblade #c!philza #c!technoblade #dsmp #cosplay #dsmp cosplay #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #tenobled #my favourite war criminals #original thoughts in their natural habitat #if the men find out we can shapeshit theyll tell the church #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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so for uh. Reasons (adhd go brr) i have been reading about biological immunity and how different animals can be biologically immune. and for Reasons (again, adhd go brr) of course i have to blorboify my newfound knowledge.

did you know there’s a type of jellyfish called the immortal jellyfish (Turritopsis dohrnii) that’s biologically immortal? through a funky little process called transdifferentiation, these jellyfish essentially revert back to a juvenile form when overly stressed, hurt, or old (im simplifying it a lot okay im an english major not a biologist).

cphil. he is immortal but we know he can still, theoretically, die. he’s biologically immortal, so what if he works like this one funky wee jellyfish that is also biologically immortal? it doesnt happen often but just imagine, cphil turning back into a child when the time is right.

cphil is near fatally wounded in battle. techno carries him home and does what he can but it’s bad. phil assures him he’ll be fine, and techno really does try to believe him. phil’s lived this long after all so he should trust him.

he trusts him, but when he wakes up to a fluffy feathered blond kid who doesnt even come up to his waist, this was not what techno expected when phil said he’d be fine.

its not reversible. techno now has to live with kidza, and if he thought phil was chaotic before, it is nothing compared to now.

#cphilza #ctechno #technoblade #philza #emerald duo #dsmp #kidza #can you tell ive been rereading odcysm #i always get a kidza kick after that fic #i just think it would be neat #idk if i have the time/motivation to write this now #so if u wanna just lmk #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #my favourite war criminals #tenobled #original thoughts in their natural habitat #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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i am so normal about the boreal bois tonight you have no fucking idea

i just. them yknow?

three people with little other places to go, three people who’re trying to escape the binary good and bad that others are forcing onto them, three people who just want to be left alone and for the people they care about to be safe.

when phil offered ranboo a place to stay so casually, god, top 5 dsmp moments ever. he saw this scared, lost child and just. took him in. didnt make a big deal out of it, but he took him under his wing and gave him the safety and security and net to fall back on that he’d lacked.

and techno did the same, he may have been more gruff about it but he gave him resources, he let him build, he came to check on him to make sure he was alright. he cared. he layed his life on the line for him without question, and there is only one other person techno does that for and its phil. he layed his life down because he knew ranboo would do the same for him.

ranboo, trying so hard to be ‘deserving’ of this care, trying so hard to pay it back. not realising no matter what, he’s getting the kindness of two people who tend to give that away very rarely. he doesnt have to repay anything, he can just... be. he doesnt have to try to prove anything, existing is enough.

and just. the headcannons. the quiet moments.

ranboo being gifted a matching cloak, a crest he doesn’t really recognise and a history lesson that sounds much more like a personal story than anything else. techno refusing to admit he cares about ranboo, phil knowing it anyways. ranboo scared to open up but being met with nothing but endless kindness when he does. the little family they become, out in the arctic, out with only the dogs and the foxes and the bears and each other to keep them company.

#philza #technoblade #ranboo #boreal boys #peerpressureduo #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #tenobled #my favourite war criminals #Definitely A Book Club #mmmm should i make a peerpressureduo tag #i feel like i should #enderboyo #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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is a death threat really a threat coming from cphil? if he is immortal and knows the pains of being such, knows the pain of endless life and unreachable death, so heavily dissuades others against following in his path because he does not want anyone else to have to deal with what he deals with, is a threat of death really a threat? especially to someone who is trying to become immortal in front of his very eyes? someone he cares about? is that really a threat?

#cphil #cphilza #man...#so many thoughts #original thoughts in their natural habitat #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 1 year

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What are your favorite things abt c!phil? i want to know his character better :3

OH ANON I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO ANSWER THIS

god where to START hmmmmmm

okay ive stuck it under a read more because my god is there a lot. for anyone curious, i list off 10 of my favourite things about cphil (with explanations as to what an why), 10 of my favourite quotes, and also cover some more common fandom mischaracterisations

1 - his character design it's basic, but i need somewhere to start. i LOVE phils character design, idk, maybe its just something to do with birds and green and me being a cosplayer. especially his new skin! it has details, anon, and they all have meaning. i love me some details with meaning. and bc its minecraft, and because minecraft is pixels, theres SO MUCH ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION. anyone can go COMPLETELY ham with the design if they want to and they all look SO COOL.

2 - EMERALD DUO okay so ill say it outright; im a qpr emduo sorta person. at the very least im an ‘old friends/war buddies/ex emperors emduo’ person. dont get me wrong, techno is the eldest child, but in the dsmp, he’s not phil’s kid, they’re just really old friends. AND OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM. ‘for you the world’ NEED I SAY MORE??? the emeralds, the phil risking his life to protect techno from the butcher army, the techno worrying about phil participating in doomsday, the complete and utter undying trust they have in each other. theyre not perfect, they still disagree and still have differing opinions but they sort it out and compromise and make sure each other is always okay!!! them!!!

3 - birb cphil is a bird we all know this. and this is leaning more into fanon not explicitly canon, but im including it because i can. phil is bird, he has bird brain. bird instincts and bird features, like hollow bones, chirping, nesting, preening, all the good stuff. it adds a layer of depth to his character thats so fun to play with when writing!! there’s so much potential for both angst and fluff and i love it so much. also i just love birds so yknow. win win situation for me.

4 - family, its messy phil is part of what i believe is the biggest canonical family on the dsmp. there’s four generations ffs. he has a son, a grandson, even a great-grandson. and it’s not perfect. wilbur is. wilbur, but even though he went mad and even though he lied in his letters he still cared enough to send letters in the first place, phil still cared enough to read them. phil still cared enough to drop everything for his son. it was messy and it was heartbreaking but that is what it is to be a father, i think. sometimes whats right is whats hardest and its phils love for wilbur that was forever just so clear. its the way fundy fucked up, its the way phil fucked up in return, its the way they made up without properly making up but phil was always, always there for fundy, always cared for him at least a little, because that’s his grandson.

5 - leading on from the above, kristin!! ANON DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL IT IS FOR PHIL TO BE MARRIED TO THE LITERAL GODDESS OF DEATH?? phil is a trophy husband and you cannot convince me otherwise. his wife is SO COOL and SO POWERFUL and he loves her SO VERY MUCH. yeah sure hes a het guy in a homonormative society but i can forgive him for that because his wife is amazing. also less cphil, more ccphil, but i think its SO FUCKING COOL AND/OR FUNNY that ccphil literally just. wrote his wife into the dsmp on a whim. THATS how much he loves her that even tho shes not involved in this thing hes doing she’s still there in some sense.

6 - immortality yeah cphil CAN die, but here’s the catch; he doesn’t. hes functionally immortal and godddd i love it so much. hes so fucked up from it, but i love that about him (more on that point later). cphil has lived through so much and he has known so much and he has gained and lost SO MUCH but he’s still going strong, hes still loving and living and trying. who knows when he’ll finally die, not him and certainly not us.

7 - WOO TRAUMA mans is SO FUCKED UP. god where to even START with this. phil has not processed a single emotion in 500 years and he does NOT plan on starting now thank you very much. his sons death? nah lets build a country instead. watching his best friend be executed? nope not processing THAT lets find somewhere else to live oh yeah also i almost died. phils favourite thing is avoiding emotions and busying himself with some Other Task for Someone Else (new lmanburg, training room, various farms for techno, just to name a couple) so he Doesnt Have To Think About Anything. also perception of time? hell no he’s gonna be working for days without realising it. this is not healthy. he does not intend to stop. he blames himself for so much and rarely ever accepts help from anyone at all.

8 - kindness dont get me wrong if you get on the wrong side of phil you will find out exactly why some know him as the angel of death, but if ur not on that side of him, hes just. so kind and so caring. that one time when ranboo was deliberately trying to trigger the enderwalk out, and phil ran in and got rid of all the splash water bottles because he thought ranboo was getting hurt? yeah. that. protecting tommy without hesitation or question when dream was chasing him? yeah. that. building new lmanburg because tubbo had enough on his plate and he needed something to do anything to do he needed to keep his hands busy then it would be okay it had to be okay he had to be okay? yeah. that. visiting techno even while he was under house arrest to make sure he was okay? yeah. that.

9 - hes such a chaotic little fuck this is something a LOT of the fandom seem to. ignore. phil is not this sophisticated, calm, rational father figure. he can be sometimes (at a push) but thats not who he is. he’s an absolute chaos machine, and a fucking deadly one at that. he’s bored and you’re in the general vicinity? bye living! i think its well summed up in that one clip of phil and techno in a village, and techno’s grabbing a couple supplies here and there, and phil is just fucking gutting the place even if he doesnt actually need those supplies. he will murder (for fun), he will explode shit (for fun), he will cause mass genocide (for fun), he will fucking. idk he’ll do it all for fun.

10 - history imo, phil and techno are some of the best—if not the most—fleshed out characters in the dsmp. part of this, i reckon, is because of the history they have. you cannot talk about dsmp cphil properly without acknowledging smp earth and hardcore at the very least. the antarctic empire is there, phil and techno carry its shields and wear its colours. the angel of death is familiar to most if not all, the love for fucking freezing temperatures is there too. phil did decanonise the connection to hardcore, but a) many people who care ignore that, b) i ignore that, and c) it was there for at least a little, it had influence for at least a little. cphil is and old character, he didn’t just blip into existence in the dsmp, he has real, solid, pre-established history.

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and now for some of my favourite cphil quotes!!

1 - Things, buildings, they can be replaced! People can't be replaced. I'm not losing anyone else... I'm not losing anyone else. Not to this bullshit.

2 - (“Since when was this a Philza Minecraft thing?”) “Since I was forced to kill my own son, you idiot!”

3 - look i made this entire section to include One Specific Quote except i now cannot find that quote. fuck this fuck me. it was something phil said in chat at one point, he was talking to sam, saying how he [phil] was immortal, he had seen nations rise and fall, he had seen people like sam who craved power come and go with little consequence. its a good quote, trust me, ill put it here when/if i can find it.

4 - "I've seen this 'government', on this server... Everything to do with government has just been bad so far. (...) I've watched it completely destroy and tear down people's wills, and change people... I've seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants. So I think it's about time.”

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okay quotes over now for some common fandom mischaracterisations, since u said u wanted to know cphils character better

1 - bad dad phil this one really gets me. i hate it, genuinely. phil was never and is not a bad dad. im not saying he was perfect, but he was not a bad dad. it is not his fault wilbur went mad, it is not his fault tommy was hurt so much in exile (more on that later), none of this is his fault. phil cares so much about his family and does everything he can for them, he was never neglectful or absent or anything of the sort.

2 - sbi family dynamics THESE HAVE BEEN DECANONISED BY LIKE EVERYONE IN SBI FOR THE DSMP. MULTIPLE TIMES. tommy was never phils son, he was just some kid phils actual son knew. techno is phils old friend, not his son. wilbur, however, is his son

3 - calm collected eloquent father SOMETIMES phil can have good fatherly advice. other times he really fucking does not!! cphil is shit with words, if you want someone whos always expressing their emotion in elegant prose, look at techno, not phil. he tries, he really does, but his perception of normality is warped, and sometimes he just doesnt fucking care?? hes chaotic and fairly independent, and yeah okay he may have taken in TWO stray kids (tubbo, when he was a child, and ranboo after doomsday) but hes not the like. serial adopter some people make him out to be

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so yeah, thats cphil for you! im more than happy to go into more detail about any of the above things, just ask! that goes for literally anyone btw. ill happily talk about fanon and more fandom characterisations, but ive tried to keep it as close to canon as i can so far. what’s great is that despite what he claims, ccphil is an excellent roleplayer and general storyteller, hes always adding little details and explaining reasoning behind things, so theres so much nuance and so much depth to cphil and the section of the world he inhabits. can you tell that cphil is my favourite character perhaps.

#wisdom be uponeth ye #Anonymous #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #anon i am so sorry this is almost 2k words #this probably isnt Quite what you were expecting asking me this but in my defence you asked and i answered #original thoughts in their natural habitat #tenobled #my favourite war criminals #giant woman #theyre fambily ur honour #i have spent like two hours writing this lmaoooo #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 10 months

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📂ctubo

📂cphil

📂ckristin

ctubbo hmmm im trying to think of smth more interesting than 'he is trans <3'. i think he gets really into baking after Everything Happens honestly. he gets to make something nice for the people he loves instead of just. accidentally destroying things. keeps his hands and his mind busy and it makes the house smell nice and feel lived in. it reminds him of ranboo too bc ranboo made rlly good cakes

cphil OH WHERE DO I EVEN START!! he is fluent in standard galactic bc i said so <3 its his first language and hes one of the last (if not the last) native speakers of it

ckristin ouuuu good character. her veil on her hat is like. the veil between life and death, so when she visits/visited the mortal plane, anyone alive cant see her (slash anyone who isnt imminently about to die). phil can tho bc hes special like that <3 (aka u cant die if u dont live so if u dont die you cant live therefore he is not alive and can see kristin)

#wisdom be uponeth ye #twerkstallion #tha scrunkle <3 #dsm5 i meant dsm5 #toob #giant woman #deaths malewife

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the-blaze-empress · 5 months

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galacticlance -> the-blaze-empress

Hello and welcome! this is my blog!!

I am Teg or Milo, and mostly I write fics! I also cosplay, and very occasionally do art! and i regularly go insane about my interests

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said interests can vary, but mostly what you'll find is some combination of the following: - emerald duo - philza - tears of the kingdom - hermitcraft - qsmp

i also just post random shit unapologetically so have fun with that!

Some useful things

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#deaths malewife - philza #hardcoreza - hc!phil and such related things #tha scrunkle <3 - c!phil #oh! phil! - o!phil

#giant woman - kristin #tenobled - technoblade #my favourite war criminals - emerald duo

#toob - tubbo #enderboyo - c!ranboo #boy repellent - cc!ranboo #c!beeduo in gay love - beeduo (sometimes michael)

#theyre fambily ur honour - sbi #Definitely A Book Club - syndicate

#mi sobrina - tallulah #potato boy - chayanne #sunnymorning! - sunny #eGGIEs - qsmp eggs in general #disaster love polygon - anyone from q!phil's polycule. who is in that polycule? it changes and is completely up to my interpretation

#dsm5 i meant dsm5 - dsmp #i learnt coding for this - osmp #hoimycraf - hermitcraft #mantequilla de cacahuetes - qsmp #scott smajor jumpscare - miscellaneous mcyt

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#original thoughts in their natural habitat #my fic #if the men find out we can shapeshift they'll call the church #gremlin hoard <3 #ah shit wheres the thing #finally fucking made this post ive been meaning to do so for like a year #debating whether or not to tag this post with literally ever tag of mine #half the reason i made this post is for my own sanity with my tagging systen #and i did not realise theres a link limit per post!!!#tw flashing

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