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n0phis · 9 months
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anyways sandduo >:) ended up rendering over the sketch in a funny way but it was an interesting experiment!
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sketch under cut! IGNORE THE TYPO I HAVE YET TO FIX IT
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possuminnit · 4 months
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ello ello!!
a c!em if you please
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puppy dog eyes
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ranmaruliker · 2 years
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the-blaze-empress · 1 year
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the syndicate but with a sticker chart.
hear me out hear me out okay? cniki gets a sticker sheet of gold stars and starts handing them out at syndicate meetings as a bit of a joke but phil and techno especially just go absolutely feral for the gold shiny thing that means theyve done well. ranboo loves them too hes just not fistfighting anyone to physically acquire a sticker.
niki starts handing out the stickers for actual reasons when the others have done something good/well. like ranboo gets a sticker for practicing his breathing exercises, phil gets one because he went to bed before passing out from exhaustion, and techno gets one for killing a man.
the three of them start trying to get as many stickers as possible, theyre all ridiculously competitve and thus they actually do the things on the list of ‘things that earn a gold star’ and they do them properly because then they can get more gold stars.
they start a sticker chart to organise it all because at least one fight has broken out about who has the most stickers (ranboo is the only one who properly knows because he’s been writing it down in his diary) (he also has a whole page dedicated to his own gold stars). niki makes the chart for the three of them, and doesnt see much point in putting herself on the chart.
the boreal bois, though, immediately protest this and maker her her own row on the chart with another piece of paper tacked up the top of the chart and her name written a little wobbly (phil did the honours). none of them have any gold stars to put in her row but that doesnt discourage them.
phil sticks a small feather on because niki gave him a sticker, ranboo digs around in his basement and finds some holographic, garishly coloured love heart stickers (there was also a sheet of smiley faces, he throws those ones out) and puts two of them on niki’s row because she was the one to teach him the breathing exercises, and techno smudges a bit of leftover blood from the aforementioned killed man onto the paper and refuses to elaborate.
connor gets a row on the sticker sheet when he joins too, but he fills his up on his own almost immediately with both sonic stickers, and letters which he uses to spell mostly swear words with.
in short, niki has managed to bribe two centuries old war lords and an anxious enderman into self care with only a sheet of shiny gold stickers
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lookinghalfacorpse · 2 years
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/dsmp /rp tw for mentions of violence, death, war, medical details
the various skills of philza minecraft and where he learned them.  a collection of the half-lost memories of an immortal.
basic medical procedures.  he was around 350 years old when he stumbled to the doorstep of a village doctor.  a polite, patient woman who wore shawls and long dresses.  she wrapped his wounds, gave him tea, and they hit off well enough that philza spent the next 5 years with her.  he watched her operate on soldiers, on children, on mothers and fathers.  he learned how to amputate a limb after a pre-teen boy crushed his hand during a cave exploration, and while he lay half-conscious and drunk on pain pills, his remaining hand grasped philza’s sleeve.  “how do you keep from falling in love?” he asks the doctor.  “i don’t,” she replies, “i just let it happen.”
(her home is targeted by a clever army.  if you take down the doctor, you eliminate the chance of recovery.  philza uses what he learned to try to save her-- tourniquets, cpr-- but it isn’t enough.)
herbal mixes.  he spent around 80 years with a commune deep in the mountains-- a collection of folks who needed a home and found it within one another.  they built beautiful structures and gardens where they grew herbs to mix into teas and pipes.  he outlives all of them and their children.
carpentry.  his foggiest, most distant memories take place on a farm.  he’s a clumsy young boy following his father around, holding candles for him while he worked, learning about different woodworking terms.  years and years have passed, and he can no longer remember his father’s face or name, but he’s kept many of the lessons.
flying.  everyone has to start somewhere.  phil trained with an old elytrian-- a man who has taught many, many children over his years.  when phil first approached, the man thought he was another hunter seeking to slice his wings from his back and sell them, as humans often did, but philza showed him how his wings were attached to his back and explained that they were a gift from death herself.  the elytrian’s training methods were harsh.  birds drop their children from the nest to teach them, and similarly, philza found himself tossed into the void with no option but to save himself.  his lack of other bird-like features made things interesting.  With no tail to steer or talons to grasp a perch, the old mentor had to adjust his ways when he worked with phil.  they stayed together for 20 years before the elytrian left him, as he did with all his children before.
handling panic attacks.  after a village is burned to the ground, the survivors ran away together and tried to restart.  philza joined them for a while.  many of the villagers break down into tears and tremors, barely breathing between sobs, and phil watches a young mother help them.  she coos, she traces fingertips along their skin, she whispers compliments and affirmations and confident declarations that they’ll be safe.  an earthquake destroys their efforts, and as a little boy suffocates under the ruins of his new home, philza talks to him.  coos.  traces fingertips along his skin.  whispers to him, with confidence, that he will be okay.
playing guitar.  he travels, briefly, with a warden hybrid.  being born in darkness and sculk, the hybrid has an easier time navigating cave systems than the airborne philza, so phil elects his help when he makes a journey underground.  the man is blind, and he uses music as a way to pass the time.  phil can only play basic chords, but it’s enough to help him teach his son later on.  philza doesn’t realize the man has died until he visits his home many years later to ask for his aide again, only to find the structure long abandoned.
braiding hair.  a talkative young woman at a market stall offered to teach him, insistent that he’d look lovely if he tied his long hair back.  he only wanted to buy some wool off of her, but he left with a new skill, a blush on his face from all the compliments she gave, and a discount on the wool.
(he tells kristin later, and she laughs and laughs and laughs)
leatherworking.  he pays a woman very handsomely to teach him.  she has strong, muscular arms and eyes that tear through him, and she isn’t patient with his mistakes.  her voice, heavily accented and deep, is frightening when she raises it, but philza enjoys her company regardless.  he’s been spending many years alone, and her commanding presence is a stark contrast to the silence he’s been enduring.  he likes finding ways to make her laugh.  when he returns later, hoping to ask her about a saddle he’s struggling with, he finds the shop flooded and destroyed, no owner in sight.
there’s a nerve in the spine that, if sliced, can turn the strongest of men into drooling vegetables.  philza cut it once, reducing a bloodthirsty warlord to a mindless lump of flesh within a heartbeat.  phil doesn’t talk about it, but he was 22 years old at the time, and although thousands of years have passed he still remembers the emptiness in that warlord’s eyes.  he scared himself.  he felt more aware of the consequences of brutality, of the frailty of the human body, of what vengeance can lead to.
(who could ever deserve this?  for all that he’s done, is this justice?)
archery.  escaping the violence (and the demands for his head), philza spends some time in the nether.  befriending the piglins comes easily, and they don’t really care about his past.  they do, however, care very much about how small he is.  his bones snap easily, a shove from one of their shields can toss him across a field.  they insist that he learns more long-distance techniques, and he undertakes archery.  he masters it, and he lies in wait until the overworld forgets him.
horseback riding.  he learned this from technoblade.  having lost his ability to fly, he needed new ways to travel quickly, and horses were a good option.  sitting atop a horse felt like a defeat, like a loss, like a demotion from the angel of death that he’s been for centuries, but techno taught him with a smile.
playing patty-cake.  he’s walking through a distant village when a boy, no older than 5 years old, takes a fistful of phil’s feathers.  the child is wandering alone, and when phil asks him where his parents are, he answers with questions of his own.  why do you have wings, mister?  why are you wearing a hat?  phil takes him by the hand and leads him to the side of the road, away from the horses and travelers.  the boy doesn’t seem frightened, which could be a good sign, and phil sticks around in hopes that his parents will show.  he pretends not to know how to play patty-cake as the boy teaches him.  he messes it up in exaggerated, humorous ways (smacking himself in the face, using a foot instead of a hand) to make him laugh.  when his mother returns to retrieve him, her face a deep red, he tells her that she has a most lovely son.
(philza would say that patty-cake is one of his most important skills.  and blowing raspberries on a baby’s stomach, and planting rapid-fire kisses on a toddler’s cheek until she squeals and blushes.  how do you keep from falling in love?)
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oil-bh · 6 months
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The guy!! Philza Minecraft!
just a quick doodle of the guy ever
Yes this is technically a fandesign but also this is not a headcanons post, this is for one of our headmates/alters! Star is an introject so please dont treat this as a hc post
reblogs always appreciated :D
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fallen-elytrian · 2 years
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Stand by You - Rachel Platten // His Last Will | Dream SMP Animatic - Casserole // Follow You - Imagine Dragons // Red [Philza and Technoblade Speedpaint] - WolfytheWitch // *Archive* 29 April 2021 - Philza VOD // AE Sketch - WolfytheWitch // Clarity - Vance Joy // Hog Hunt - SAD-ist
“To the Gates of Hell” (x)
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cosmic-d1ce · 10 months
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something that always gets me about philza characters is that no matter what, they end up alone
specifically c!Phil at the moment. He was alone before the SMP. His son had left, but at least he was sending letters. When he eventually did come to see Wilbur, he died. And then he and Techno went off to live by themselves in the snow. But Techno was never there. He was always away or hibernating and Phil was alone. He couldn't go back to L'manburg, his son was dead, he had no friends other than Techno and he could never see his wife. Then Ranboo came and they got closer. Then Techno got put in prison and Ranboo died.
c!Phil didn't realise how long 3 months really was because he was so used to being alone, so used to Techno leaving for such long periods, that he didn't keep track. He didn't read the will for a while because he thought Techno would be fine and come back when his visit was done. Eventually, Phil had to second guess himself and go "maybe a visit to the prison shouldn't take this long."
And in the very end, they leave everything behind. Kristin comes and takes him and Niki and Conner away from the SMP. But I don't imagine Niki or Conner would have lived as long as Phil did. I don't think Kristin stayed as long as Phil did. I don't think Phil had company for long in the End.
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mumza-superiority · 1 year
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guys I just watched the syndicate finale …..
MICHAEL UNDERSCORE BELOVED IS SAFE WE WIN THESE
also mumza!!!! It’s me!!!! Omg I loved her so much uenskwhekwodjebws
and I support Niki and Phil’s decision not to go into S2, it makes sense— Techno was such an integral part of their lives, and to have their characters forget him would be weird lmao
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rain-on-wax-feathers · 4 months
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just realized i never posted this one. anyway here's a prompt from cringetober. redraw.
alt vers. & original under cut
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n0phis · 10 months
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sandduo for the soul (not my soul. i gave it up drawing the details in the lineart)
my discord voted on this bee tee dubz 👉👈👁👁 ill be holding another poll for my next piece soon
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possuminnit · 10 months
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For the doodle thing: DSMP Philza with the one broken/injured wing
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what a thang....
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the-blaze-empress · 1 year
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god what must it feel like to watch someone choose the life you can never escape? what must it feel like to see someone wish for what you never had an option for, what must it feel like to see someone want to become what you wish you were not? Phil’s lived this life of immortality he knows how hard it is what must it feel like to watch a friend try to succumb to the hells that endless life brings? How many warnings were ignored how many pleas were brushed past how many times did Phil try only to be pushed aside and watch everything unfold and knowing he could’ve—should’ve—done something more? how many times has this happened? how many times have other succeeded?
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justcallme-ange · 1 year
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To that anon who says Techno forgets that wilbur is philza's son not dream
Fully believe that Techno doesn't acknowledge wibur as phil's son not bcz he forgets but because he just likes messing with wil
But dream? Oh he fully believes that dream is phil's lost child or smth, Tommy came into the mix and he just goes "ah Dream has a little brother who knew"
Considering a lot of people refer to them as twins - it only amps up Techno's teasing. "What? We can't be related he's got brown hair." "Phil's son - yeah that blond one there. No the brown haired one is adopted. Me? I'm his son through blood magic - genetics are weird right?" When he sees Tommy "Oh god there's another one."
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graysonsartdump · 4 months
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I drew these based off actual like semi realistic things :3 these guys are on my main blog somewhere :D
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