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tf2-ask · 3 days
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For blu Soldier:
How do you feel about the red Demo?
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artist: @cringefortress2
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Medic is absolutely a ‘goes harder than everyone else on Purim’ girlie his ass is the most joyous and rambunctious one on base and everyone else is just fighting for second place
Medic tf2 telling you to try saying something whimsical and joyous and true while shoving his ubersaw down to his wrist into an enemy Heavy
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skyafied · 1 year
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These past 2 weeks on Twitter I decided to make a Demoman shrine, partly as a joke and partly because I wholeheartedly love this man, and add something Demo-related to it everyday until I run out of room or get bored. Here’s how that went. [Click ALT text for little blurbs about said pics and what inspired them]
Part 2 here:
First and foremost!! How it started VS how it’s going!
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[Much longer post under the cut lol.]
Day 1:
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Day 2:
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Day 3:
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Day 4:
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Day 5:
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Day 6:
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Day 7 [one whole week!! yippie!!!]
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Because of Tumblr mobile’s image limit of 10 photos per post [🖕🖕🖕] I will be splitting this up into a part 2 that will be posted momentarily!! I hope you’ve enjoyed my little doodles so far!!!! Some days I clearly had more motivation than others….
Edit: Like it says at the top, click here for part 2!
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soothedcerberus · 10 months
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Speaking of Team Fortress 2…
I just remembered that like in 2012 I made my whole youth group watch all the TF2 “meet the” videos on the big projector we had downstairs at my church
I’m pretty sure it was during a service too janbsjxn
Everyone upstairs learning about jesus and us cool kids downstairs I made watch wacky cartoon men explode each other 
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lovesickgoose · 4 months
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How do you feel about Classic Heavy and Medic.. like I personally think they're a toxic yuri type thing
Can I be really embarrassingly honest and say that when I was reading the comics, I somehow missed that all those guys were the classic team, and I thought they were just some random evil guys. It never registered in my mind, even though I'm pretty sure they're referred to as the classic team a few times.
Anyway, I've not thought about them much since I didn't really know who classic heavy was, but I think I could see a toxic yuri dynamic going on there.
What I do know is that I often see 'dni if you ship cheavy x medic!!!' in people's bios, to which I say I will vaporise you with my cow mangler 5000 if you bring discourse to my inbox. I will curse your team to no medic 1000 years. If you want to fight me about even giving this the time of day, give me your steam username and we'll play tf2.
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somnolent-scout · 2 months
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ugh
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kalethemonster · 1 year
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Hey bestie! Did you get the kidney transplant I recommended to you last month? You seriously need to cut your salt intake < :-(
NOOOOOO DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS
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alpacacare-archive · 1 year
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how can i marry drag spy
Easy! Get close to a person she needs to assassinate for a mission so she'll get with you to get information about them <3 good luck!
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coff33notforme · 1 year
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HECK YEAH ANOTHA WELCOME HOME WRITER!! Also! The fact you also like tf2 makes you literally the best. Anyways I was wondering if you could write a Wally x GNreader (scenario,hcs, really whatever you feel like writing, I’m not picky!!) but where the reader has BPD, so they’re really awkward, gets embarrassed, anger issues…etc!!
thanks so much neighbor!! I hope you have a good day bud! Make sure to drink water and keep yourself healthy! Toodles!!
A/n: AAA, Thank you so much for the compliment and for the request! I had a lot of fun writing this! This is my first time writing for Wally and since there is not a lot of characterization for him yet I kinda just loosely based this off what I thought he might be like, so yeah. But I hope you enjoy none the less! ^^
Disclaimer: there might be some inaccurate depictions of BPD since I do not have this disorder, I did some research before I wrote this, but it still might not be true to the experience of everyone with BPD
Pairing: Wally darling and gn Reader (This can be read as Romantic or Platonic!)
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At first Wally had noticed small things about you, things that you made you stick out from the rest of his colorful friends
Wally had observed you from afar, interacting with the other neighbors, but you seemed to be acting different then everyone else in the group
You were stiff, your speech awkward and your movements seemed to be stifled in a way that made you seem very robotic 
And for the majority of the time you were in the group you seemed to be quiet, but by the way you stood it seemed like you always had something to say but you bite your tongue, letting the words die on your lips
Until you and your neighbors had parted ways, Wally watched as you walked away your shoulders seemed tense and a frustrated scowl rested on your face, this confused Wally, you seemed to be fine a couple minutes ago?
What had happened to upset you in such a short amount of time
Wally was intrigued by you, it's in his nature to be curious after all
Intrigued by this sudden ripple of change in your behavior Wally set out to ask you exactly what had bothered you
Wally walked the steps to your small home, giving a quiet knock to your wooden door,not wanting to disturb you incase you were still upset
Silence stretched out through your seemingly empty house, before the door creaked open, your face peeking out from behind the door
“Hello?” 
“Hello neighbor, do you mind if I come in?” Wally's cheerful voice rang out through your weary home, your tired eyes shifted behind you to your messy house, before you glanced back to the to the eager puppet in front of you
“Uh, I don’t know my house is kind of a mess right now.” Wally simply let out a light chuckle
“Mess doesn’t bother me at all.” You hesitated, sighing as you reluctantly opened the door as the colorful man stepped inside, glancing around your dreary home
“You have a lovely home friend.” 
You gave an exhausted smile
“Thank you Wally, that's sweet. And I don’t mean to be rude, what brings you over here?” you ask, rubbing your arms anxiously 
Wally took note of your sudden change in emotion
“Well, I don’t mean to stick my nose where it doesn't belong, but I couldn't help but notice you seem so…for the lack of a better word ‘strange’, whenever you speak to others.” 
You winced at the mention of your behavior
Wally took notice of this and immediately corrected himself
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for that to sound insensitive, what I meant is that I was simply concerned for your sudden change in your behavior, and was wondering if there was anything that upset you?” he offered a quiet explanation 
You shook your head, your eyes shifting to the floor
“It’s not important, don’t worry about it.” 
Unimpressed by this answer, Wally pushed a bit further
“If there's anything wrong, I want you to feel like you can talk to me, I’m not just a neighbor, I’m a friend.” 
He paused for a moment 
“Of course, there's no pressure, you can talk whenever you're ready to, dear.”
You smiled, this time it felt genuine, like his words had stirred the emptiness inside of you 
“Thanks Wally, I will.” 
From then on you and Wally's relationship grew much stronger than before
Wally was always there to help you when you felt lonely, or angry, or whatever you were dealing with he would be there to help you calm down, or for you to just rant to
Anything that you needed Wally was happy to provide
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First Welcome home request lets go gamers
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emmetofthestars · 3 months
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this was supposed to be achilles' intro post to the tf2 ask group, but i dropped out of it, so here it is.
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imamcactus · 8 months
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TF2 mercers with a reader from the future/our time
So, tf2 canonically happens in 1968. Imagine what it would be like if you got thrown into the late 60s after bumping into Merasmus, who somehow got to our time via some magic shit he did
Slight TW: (serious)mentions of war, political activity throughout the ages (specifically USSR), and mention of racism, (joking)my horrible writing of accents and sayings
Also, the reader in this doesn’t have a specified gender, aside from Scout calling the reader “toots” once
You woke up tied up to a chair in the middle of an empty room
And then 9 men enter room and start asking you all sorts of questions
“Who are you?” “How did you find this place?” “Why are you dressed so weird?”
So you just try to explain that the last thing you remember is going about your day when a weird guy with a with a goat skull on his head did some weird abracadabra shit and now you’re here
The only thing they understood out of all that was weird guy with a goat skull on his head
Spy gets a hold of your bag/purse to look for something like a tracker or a weapon you could have on you (despite your protests) and finds your ID, and looks fairly confused
Slowly, that confusion turned into realisation and slight shock
“Say, ms/mr (Y/N),” The man with a mask on his face starts, tearing his gaze away from the ID card, his brows furrowed and eyes stern. “What year is it to you?”
You stared up at him, slightly confused and uneasy with how seriously he asked that. “Uhh, it’s 2023.” You answer carefully, observing how the rest of the men exchanged looks, each looking more confused than last. The man in a doctor's coat took a look at the ID as well, realisation washing over his face just as fast. “Mein Gott…”
“What?? Why are you all looking at me like that?”
The group stays quiet, disbelief and confusion still in the air, until finally the one in construction helmet speaks up in a southern accent. “Well, I’m afraid you might be over yonder in the wrong day and age, pardner.” 
Soooo, you’re in the past
About 50 years into the past
Your parents are not even born yet
After they untied you, you spent the next half an hour just walking back and forth panicking and trying to understand what to do next
The entire time you’re muttering to yourself stuff like “fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to get back? Can I even get back?? Has anyone noticed that I’m missing yet? How long have I even been here? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I’m doomed I’m doomed I’m doomed I’m doomed”
Meanwhile the mercers are just looking at you slowly losing your mind
Eventually, the southern on (who told you to call him engineer) broke you out of your little panic circle, proposing that you stay at the red base for a while until they figure out how to help you get back, or until Merasmus shows up again and he can send you back
“Does he hang around here often?” “Well…” “...I’m doomed I’m doomed I’m doomed-”
Nonetheless, you accept the offer (Despite some of the mercers being against this, they’re still vary of you, unsure if you can be trusted or not), and you’ve been chilling with them since, learning about each and every mercer (as much as you can that is, some wouldn’t budge)
Even getting to spend time with them individually
Scout
Scout would most likely be the one of, if not the most, curious about what the future is like
Will ask like 3000 questions at once
“What’s it like in the future? Do flying cars exist? How does bonk taste in the future?” “What is bonk???”
From that moment he doesn't want to know more about the future, the mere knowledge that bonk has been discontinued ruined him
Still thinks it’s pretty cool despite the fact that you don’t tell him much
You know, first rule of time travel, don’t reveal shit
You do give him subtle clues that leave him wondering cause he’s not smart enough to figure it out
“Heyyyy, toots, question. I know you can’t tell me much, but do you happen to know if I get married to certain assistant-” “Scout for the last time I don’t even know you in the future”
Soldier
“Tell me, maggot, is America still the greatest country in the world?” “...I’m legally not obligated to answer that question.”
At some point you do want to tell him about all the shit that America has done over the years and how knee deep in shit it currently is, but you can’t for two reasons
One, the time travel rules
Two, he seems so genuinely happy and proud to be an american that you don’t want to burst his bubble
Expect a LOT of history lessons about America and everything to do with it that you didn’t know about. He will tell you everything
Hey on the plus side, you’ll pass any american history test 
Also fun fact, the construction of the twin towers started on August 6th of 1968, he’ll be telling you all about it while you just sit there sweating
Pyro
Does he even know what year he lives in??? I feel like he doesn’t have a proper concept of time because of the goggles
But in all seriousness, I feel like he wouldn’t really care that much about a lot of real life stuff
He’ll most likely just wonder if we figured out how to make cotton candy grows on trees 
Honestly, he’s kind of a fresh breath of air to you
He thinks life is just sunshine and lollipops in the future, just like he sees it now, and you just let him live that fantasy, wishing the world actually was the way he sees it
(Aside from the time you saw him on the battlefield. In that moment you wondered if cotton candy really was the only thing on his mind)
Demo
“Aye have to know, did me pa succeed in bombing the Queen of England?” “...Well-”
He’s probably more interested in what assortment of alcoholic drinks you have in the future
You can tell him that much at least, and that satisfies him
When he gets drunk, however, he asks about the rights of black people in the future and if they still face just as much shit as they do now
In that moment, you weigh your options between telling him the truth and tell him that black people still face discrimination but have significantly more rights and are actively fighting for them everyday, or tell him yet again that you can’t tell him anything
you choose to tell him the truth
he is probably the only mercer who you’ve told about the future in such detail
he won’t remember it in the morning, mostly just asking if he said or did anything stupid and laugh off whatever excuse you came up with
And you don’t know whether to feel happiness and relief that you didn’t screw up the future, or feel sad that he doesn’t remember the answer to his question that is probably bugging him a lot  
Engineer
One of those who asks the least questions
Don’t get me wrong, this man is very curious and wants to know how the technology evolves in the future
But he also understands that you can’t reveal anything for everyone's sake to not cause a butterfly effect 
He has 11PhDs, he can figure that the future might change drastically if you reveal anything that will happen 
And you want to tell him everything
All the stuff that we have, even if not as impressive as what he makes for this team, some of the stuff would still leave him surprised
You would show him your phone and how it works on a condition that he doesn’t do anything with this knowledge
He also figures a few things along the way the longer you stay there
Like your surprise that teleportation is possible
Heavy
You wanna tell this man so badly that USSR doesn’t exist anymore 
If you are from one of the post soviet countries, he will apologise so much about what his country has done to yours and your people
You’d probably give him a whole speech how what is happening right now is not his fault as he is an anti communist
(Bonus, if you happen to be from one of those countries and know Russian, you’ll most likely sometimes speak in his native tongue)
My personal headcanon is that Heavy most likely spent his free time with people who were deported from their countries to Siberia to labour camps, learning about their cultures and even a little of their languages, so, surprise! He can somewhat communicate with you in your native tongue!
If you’re not from one of the post soviet countries, you still feel bad for the big fellow, especially with what is happening in the world right now
You simply tell him that the system is so flawed it will cause its own downfall. You don’t tell him how or when, but it will
You definitely don’t tell him about the current mess his home land has caused, but you’re pretty sure he would be against it as well.
Medic
Another case of wants to know more, but understands you can’t say much
He’s insane not stupid, he did have a medical licence once upon a time, so there is a smart brain up there
He’d be the most interested in how the medical field has advanced though
But after hearing all about the crazy messed up shit he has done, you tell him there’s nothing interesting in the future that would amaze him
This man has revived people, cut them open while they stay awake and managed to keep them alive when their organs explode, replaced their vital organs with animal ones, created mpreg, has a Spys head in his fridge that is begging for the sweet release of death, figured out how to make people bulletproof, HAS A GUN THAT HEALS UP ANY AND ALL INJURIES 
And we’ve done a surgery on a grape and turned a woolly mammoth into a meatball
Yeah he would not be impressed
Maybe by some of the technologies we now have for surgeries and all the possibilities for people to live past their expected lifespan
But mostly no
Sniper
“Is being an assassin still a good job?”
I feel like Sniper wouldn’t really care all that much
Hey, what happens, happens, not his place to do or change anything even if he wanted to
So you two mostly just chill, not having access to the internet has made you appreciate nature more that’s for sure. You can’t check the latest news and how horrible things are in the world, so you just chill without a worry
He once caught you recording a voice message for your friend/family member, thought you were akin to spy after all and was ready to attack
Until he got closer and heard you saying to whoever the message was meant for that you are unsure when you’d be back, if you ever made it back, saying how you’re doing and to take care
After you sigh as yet another message doesn’t go through, he sat down next to you and you two just talked
Since then you two just kind of hang out in the wild
He’ll tell you all about the creature and plants you two happen to see
He’s also smart enough to figure a few things out on his own
“oooh, I’ve never seen this (plant/animal) in real life!” “probably cause at the moment these are endangered, probably won’t see those again when you go back”
And sadly, he’s right almost 85% of the time
Spy
oooooooooh boy
This guy doesn’t want to know what happens in the future for personal gain or to do something about it, no no no, he just wants to get as much of the information out of you as possible for fun
he’s used to the fact that he can get information about anyone and anything, it’s just a matter of a few strings pulled
But the fact that he couldn’t get any information about you (like who you were, where you’re from, your background and family information) drove this usually calm and collected man insane
He doesn’t show it, but it’s there
So he made it his personal goal to get as much info about you and the future as he possibly can
Which isn’t a lot, and that drives him up the wall even more
If you are a vaper and happened to have one on you while in this whole mess, congratulations, you just confused the living shit out of Spy with this refillable cigarette that runs on juice and electricity 
Doesn’t understand why anyone would choose …that…over good old fashioned tobacco
Is however amazed by the variety in flavours when you tell him about those
He does smoke menthol cigarettes after all
Admittedly, not my best work out of everything I’ve ever written, but hopefully I’ll post something better soon enough
Also, let me know if you wanna see more story-like scenarios rather than headcanons of this same concept!
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tf2-ask · 13 days
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wakarat red engie! what do them orbs look like under the goggles boy
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artist: @wackarat
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controversial opinion: I think all the mercs should kiss and fuck EXCEPT Spy who gets no bitches because he's French and stinky
I'm actually an all the mercs should kiss and fuck except Scout proponent not bc I think Scout is incapable of fucking but bc I think it's really really really really funny if all his friends are doing his dad and he's not even invited
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acetheabnormal · 2 years
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I haven't come across a tf2 MLP crossover yet so I made my own
Edit: folks keep asking me how I haven't come across a crossover yet and I'll be 100% honest I don't know . I've only seen the 500k word fic and that's it :(
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Now I am going to explain my design choices for each one so it makes more sense
Pyro: they're a dragon/unicorn hybrid, since I think making them the strangest looking of the group adds to their already mysterious character
Engineer: he's able to carry tons of equipment around without breaking a sweat so I felt like making him an earth pony fit him and his physique
Scout: I colored him similarly to BONK! to make him stand out and appear really bold. Much like his personality
Heavy: I gave him a colder tone to better represent how he seems on the outside. Also, I replaced the fist on his emblem with a horseshoe to better fit the pony theme
Medic: Very monotone in appearance, to give him a cold and almost sterile look. His tail is a bit messy to add to his eccentric design
Soldier: I made him blue because how can I not make him red white and blue. I made him a pegasus as a nod towards his rocket-jump abilities
Demo: It was hard to find a good coat color for him but I thought a more rose hue fit him and his color scheme. I made his tail look like a bomb fuse for fun, and his horn is crooked and bent due to excessive use of explosion magic
Spy: I made him a changeling, since I don't think any other creature fits him better. Also, he and Scout share the same blue secondary colors
Sniper: I made him a griffon and I referenced the New Zealand falcon for his patterns. I would've made Soldier the griffon (a bald eagle one) but I felt like Sniper would've fit the role better, seeing as he likes to perch in high places
I might do more but I'm still thinking about it
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jamisonwritestf2trash · 8 months
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Tf2 beach day
TF2 Mercs At The Beach!
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Thanks for the ask, Anon! I hope you like this, I love writing these guys in normal everyday situations. Buckle up for a long one!
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Okay, so firstly, I can't tell whether it would be funny or deeply terrifying to see a group of nine grown men pull up at the beach. But for the sake of this it's going to be funny.
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So one day, all these clowns pile into a van and drive down the road to the nearest beach. And once they get there, it's a mess. Much like when they went to the amusement park (haha old fic plug in >:D), everyone's running in different directions and doing different things.
Engie, Pyro, and Soldier are off finding a place in the sand to start building sandcastles.
Scout is the only one who's running to the water immediately.
Demo and Sniper are on their way to a silent and shady part of the beach to sleep for a bit.
Spy, Heavy, and Medic are setting up towels and umbrellas on the beach.
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Even though everyone wants to do different things, Engie asks the others to come join them and do a sandcastle contest!
Demo is actually really good at building sandcastles and building something simple, decorated with some rocks.
Engie, of course, wins the contest. He manages to build a castle with a fully functional draw bridge, a moat, and even tiny little sand people.
Heavy doesn't follow the idea of making a sandcastle at all. He starts making sand food.
Medic comes in third place, which he may or may not be a little bitter about. But others are quick to remind him he made a sculpture of a bird and not a castle. He still thinks his was best.
Scout and Pyro ended up teaming with each other to build the biggest sandcastle out of everyone. It's very messy, and half of it is falling apart (Scouts half), but they both had fun building it and don't really care about the contest by the end.
Sniper acts like he doesn't care. He rolls his eyes and huffs something about this being stupid. Builds a really beautiful sandcastle with sea glass and sand dollars. Like insanely good. He gets second!
Spy doesn't care. He hates the feeling of wet sand and hates the idea of getting dirty and wet. Doesn't participate.
The soldier is making an American flag sculpture in the sand. The stars are made out of the prettiest rocks he could find. He uses drift wood for the red stripes and leaves the sand plain for the white stripes. It's beautiful!
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It's time for these guys to go swimming!
Demo and Sniper are good swimmers but are insanely nervous about the currents and wildlife. So they tend to stay in clear and hip deep water.
Engie, Heavy, and Pyro stay near each other near the tide pools! Looking around at all the small animals, Pyro loves looking for hermit crabs. Engie gets so freaked out when he turns around for a minute and looks back to see Pyro with a starfish stuck to their mask. Heavy is also content with just looking at all the cute little creatures that are living in the water.
Medic, Soldier, Scout, and Spy are all in an insane cluster fuck right now. Medic is trying to lifeguard, Soldier can't swim and is drowning in about two inches of water, Scout pushed Spy into the water, and now Spy is trying to drown Scout. Medic finally just pulls all of them out of the water yelling various threats of their organs being removed and swapped with various other things being thrown out as he walks them back to the beach. They seemed to behave a lot better with each other after that.
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Due to the swimming fiasco, the team decide to relax on the beach and do some other activities.
Demo, Heavy, and Pyro strike up a bonfire and start to tell stories to each other.
Medic is reading a book he brought and is watching over the others. He is eventually persuaded to play beach volleyball with the other.
After they convince Medic, Engie, Sniper, and Scout start playing a couple of rounds of volleyball. (Medic and Engie v Sniper and Scout) Medic and Engie sweep.
After Scout gets tired of losing, he finds Soldier and asks if he wants to play Frisbee, and they entertain themselves with that for an hour or two.
Spy ends up falling asleep on the beach away from the sight of others (or so he thought, he woke up buried in the sand an hour later, all thanks to Scout).
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Eventually, everyone shows up at the bonfire that Demo, Heavy, and Pyro set up. Solider finds a public grill and starts grilling up hotdogs, hamburgers, and steaks. Medic is begging everyone to at least drink one water. Everyone starts talking about various things, and they all enjoy the last of the night until they all pile into the car and head home.
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Can you tell I don't go to the beach much 😭
I hope you like this. It felt like this took me years to write, but it was worth it!
I'm praying this isn't ass. New fics are coming soon as I start getting fall themed ideas >:)
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kalethemonster · 1 year
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THE WHAT THING? KALE. KALE EXPLAIN
THERES A WEIRD THING GOING ON IN THE TF2 COMMUNITY ATM WHERE ANON ASKS ARE SAYING "good luck on your kidney transplant" OR SOMETHING SIMILAR IF YOU POST OR RB TF2 CONTENT, HELP MEEEEEEE
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