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bones4thecats · 5 months

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Heyy hii hellooo , hruuu and what's your fav cat breed , btw can i req a leonidas , Nikola Tesla , hades , and Hercules x fem!homura akemi!reader

I hope you watch Madoka Magica , i just want a simple long ahh angst and then fluff

So basically the reader is like the goddess of time (for the gods part) and a time traveler(for the humans part) the reader basically repeat the same month that Ragnarok has taken place for over 1200 years just to save them from their fate which was turning into a green weed snort dust in because the charas are who she hold dear so much since they are her husband , each time she failed and failed and that affect the universe since she bend the time around the charas making them stronger but each timeline they just die , and i want them to confront the reader Abt it and then the reader is like having a meltdown or something and then tell em all the stuff she have been doing to the point she almost gone insane with all the timeline of watching them die

And after that can you just put on like a huge comfort scene where the charas finally survive and comfort the reader after all the pain she gone through

I hope you don't mind , sorry if it too muchhh srryyyyyy

A/N: Okay, my favorite cat breed is the Birman, it's just so fluffy and cute!! It also reminds me of a Siamese. This is one of the saddest things I have ever written, so expect to cry a few tears and then feel like your heart’s gonna explode! This is kinda themed after the song Haunted by Taylor Swift because I was listening to it while writing. Enjoy~~

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🚬 You had tried so many times, yet you always fail… why?

🚬 Why wasn’t it fair then, why wasn’t it fair now? Why did he have to die, why couldn’t that selfish and impish God Apollo die?!

🚬 1,200 years you have tried, over 103,782 attempts have been made in counting, maybe this would be the one to work!

🚬 But it was too much for one person to watch their one and only, their husband, die over and over and over by the same cause

🚬 You watched as he trained, and you couldn’t stop crying each time

🚬 Leonidas looked over at you and grinned his signature grin saying, ready for battle

🚬 When he hugged you that night you started to cry and not stop, which caused him to look at you with shock

🚬 You never cried

🚬 He kneeled down and tilted your head towards his face, his eyes asking the same question over and over again

“ Are you okay, my love? “

🚬 That was when you let loose, spilling everything, the endless death and depression you had gone through just to see him win, it made his heart ache

🚬 You went through all of this to see him come out on top, to see him alive again

🚬 Leonidas held you and shushed you, while you mumbled how it wasn’t fair since no matter how much you tried it never worked

“ You cannot escape fate, love. But, no matter what happens, believe me, I will always, always be by your side. No matter what. “ “ Promise? “ “ I promise. “

🚬 And he did. He won. He beat that snobbish bastard, Humanity cheered for the win while you smiled and cried happy tears for another reason

🚬 You finally did it, he lived…

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🧪 This stupid myth wasn’t coming to fruition, it said every time you traveled, he’d grow stronger! Just how much more strength did he need?!

🧪 Time after time again he died from that depleaded and god-awful immortal Beelzebub, why did he have to live?!

🧪 He hurt a child for crying out loud, causing him to turn into a blood-thirsty monster for the heck of it! He didn’t deserve life! He showed no remorse for what he had done, even Thor showed some of it to Lü Bu!

🧪 While thriving on the past, you were watching Nikola work on a problem for his armor for Ragnarok and you smiled when he got the fact right, it was better than last time, maybe this was it?

🧪 He did the same thing as last time, but he added more weaponry and more strength to it per your request, now maybe it could work!

🧪 You sat by Hlökk and Jack while the fight ensued, and you were praying that he would win, that your husband could finally come home safe and sound

🧪 And he did it… he- he beat Beelzebub!

🧪 Nikola was healing as you jumped onto him, he chuckled and kissed your forehead, and that was when you let it loose

🧪 You spilled the tea, all of it, the 1,200 years of torment that you faced watching him die, the same fate over and over and over again, not being able to stop it hurt

“ Darling, I am sorry for failing you so many times. “ “ It’s not your fault, you’re here now… and I’m thankful. “ “ I am thankful as well, Y/N… “

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💀 No, no, no, no!

💀 Every god-forsaken time, the same damn thing!

💀 Oh that human will pay for his insolence, killing the King that you loved was a crime only punishable by death at the hands of his victim!

💀 Every single time that Hades proclaimed his wish to fight, you were with him, helping him train to beat that puny being

💀 But every time it wasn’t enough, and it hurt so much…

💀 And the way that human smiled and had every human there cheering for him made you sick, many lost an ally, Zeus, Hermes, Ares, and Adamas all lost a brother and uncle, one that cared for them oh so much, and you…

💀 You lost your one and only love…

💀 But maybe this time it would work! It said that they grew stronger every time you traveled, so maybe now it would be right!

💀 Hades looked up at you and smiled as he prepared for battle, and every cut and bruise only gave you the biggest PTSD stain in history

💀 He couldn’t die, he just couldn’t!

💀 And when the cry of Zeus’ cry entered your ears, you started to doubt everything

💀 It worked, it finally fucking worked!

💀 You had never sprinted that hard before into the arms of your love, dragging him to the infirmary after sharing the best kiss known to the Gods

💀 Hades saw how sad yet happy your eyes were while he healed, and when he looked at you and asked why you were so down, you tole him everything, sobbing the process

" My dear, you've seen that happen all those times? For that long? " *Sigh* " I apologize for not being able to change that for so long, but, now we can start the life we've always wanted, by each others sides for eternity. "

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💪 He was the kindest soul you had ever met, why would fate just screw him over like this?!

💪 You understood he knew Jack far better than you, but watching the human just kill your lover blinded all of your judgement, no matter what

💪 Heracles had died so many times in front of you that you felt like crying tears of joy and sadness from both seeing him alive and from knowing what was bound to happen

💪 This time he had been talking to his adoptive brother, Ares, when you traveled back to see him and try getting him to survive, and seeing him with the only other person who wept and understood how much the lose of him affected you just hurt

💪 He called out to you and hugged you in his arms while calling his goodbyes to Ares, in which the God of War just smiled and waved back

💪 Your husband was the one person you didn't want to lie to anymore, and you hopes that after 1,200 years, this may be the final time you'd have to travel to save him

💪 You grabbed his hand which caused Heracles to turned around and give you a curious look, and that was when you told him

" 1,200 years for me? Angel, you... you didn't have to do all of this for me! "

💪 Heracles looked at you with shock, he figured nobody would drain themselves physically or mentally to the point of near insanity just for him...

💪 He hugged you even closer and he swore the same thing you heard over the last thousand years;

" I'll be safe, and when this is all over, we'll rest together just like before... I promise. "

💪 Your husband laid the most gentle kiss on your lips ever as you nodded, believing the words more than you ever did before

💪 Before Round 4 of Ragnarok started, you strolled over to the Humans side to speak to their fighter, Jack the Ripper, so you could get something clear

" In these last 1,200 years, I have been trying to get my husband back... as whenever he fought against you, he lost... died at your hands. And while I respect you and everything you have done for your people, I am just asking you one thing; Is this really what you want to be known for? Pure murder? "

💪 When Jack was about to kill Heracles, he remembered your words and smiled humbly before lowering his hands to the ground and laying on his knees, causing Heracles to stop and stare at the male

" I do not wish to kill you, God. " " Heracles. And Jack, I do not wish to kill you. This match stays at a draw! "

💪 All Gods and Humans were obviously pissed, but you got your husband back, and one of your previously close friends. Win-Win for you!

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compacflt · 8 months

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I wonder why Maverick never joined the astronaut program? Space Shuttle too boring? Not wanting to be called an ASCAN (astronaut candidate)?

I think Mav and Ice would be pro-SpaceX. possibly even pro Elon pre-twitter meltdown.

as someone who likes space as much as the next queer ND girl (love space sooo much)… planes are way cooler ngl. yes. space is a bit boring. slow & quiet. no one to hear you scream and no one watching you be cool. space suits are clunky and awkward. no fast piloting maneuvers (mav’s specialty). no room for horseplay. “someone’s already beat me to the moon what’s the point😞.” NASA gets mad at you if you say anything rude over their public radio waves. and, this is a headcanon that has no evidence in canon? But i feel like mav is one of those pilots who takes a LOT of his confidence from the assumption that, whenever he chooses, he CAN bring his plane back down to the surface and come home. And has never really considered space as Somewhere You Can Go, and once he’s presented with that opportunity it…kinda scares him a little. space is just so big. and empty. and far from home. i know the requirement for astronauts is 50km off the ground… whatever the darkstars max altitude is (110k ft AGL?) he’s probably like, yeah, that’s good . That’s as far from the earths surface i ever need to be. That’s good enough.

oh yea Ice and mav were DEFINITELY pro-elon pre Twitter meltdown. they live in a wealthy part of California. every other car on the street in Cali is a tesla i s2g. coming from someone who’s spent most of their life in the SF Bay Area—most Cali liberals were pro-elon until extremely recently. now every third tesla i see has a “i bought this before I knew elon was insane” bumper sticker

#going to space means Ieaving ice :(#he will only go to space if ice comes with #back when i was doing prompt fills i was brainstorming hard a NASA au #where ice & mav violate NASA’s ‘NO SEX IN SPACE!!!’ rule flagrantly and often #actually it was gonna be an apollo 11 au where ice and mav are competing for who gets to walk on the moon first #with goose being the michael collins character #too bad idfk anything about the space program in the 60s :( would’ve been a good story #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #top gun maverick #i have a LOT of answered asks in my drafts so bear with me if i haven’t answered urs… 90% chance it’s answered & sitting in my drafts #and thank you all for sending in asks 🫠🥺🥺🥺

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thisbibliomaniac · 3 months

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My favorite thing about this weather is watching all the Tesla owners have meltdowns about not being able to charge their cars, and the batteries dying in the cold 😌

#death to electric cars

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year

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What if the RoR characters turn into children and teen!reader basically have to take care of them for a week until whatever cause it wear off? And how do they react after they turned back into adults? Bonus point reader tell them that she never getting kids after having them for a week (she exhausted).

-It had been six days, six hellish days since the accident in Tesla’s lab that affected everyone in your shared home of your adoptive family.

-You were the only one unaffected as you hadn’t been home.

-When you arrived home to the sound of screaming and crying of what sounded like children, the last thing you expected to find was that your whole family were now toddlers!!

-You could only stare, finding the house trashed from their antics and you quickly had to run over to pull Lu Bu and Raiden apart as they had been fighting.

-You first made, basically, a corral in the living room, pushing the couches together to make a pit and your quickly ran around, finding the toddler members of your family and putting them in the pit.

-It took you over a half hour to find everyone, as Hermes had crawled on top of the fridge and you had to get a chair to get him down, and Zeus who was hiding under his bed in his room.

-Once everyone was accounted for and you broke up two more fights, you all but collapsed to your knees, your mind reeling, questioning how this could have happened!!

-After finding the charred remains of Tesla’s room, you were able to figure out what had happened, a failed experiment that went very, very badly.

-You had no idea how long this was going to take to wear off, if it even did, you were only sixteen!! You didn’t know how to take care of one baby, let alone 21, by yourself!

-It had taken so long just to get them calmed down to at least nap so you could clean up at least a bit of their mess.

-You didn’t make it very far before Jack started crying, which woke many of the others up, getting some of them crying as well.

-You wanted to cry too as you climbed into the corral and started to hug and soothe the crying toddlers, trying to stay calm yourself.

-You struggled to get them all fed, as they were unable to sit at the table, and you didn’t want to release them from the corral as you knew they would go wild through the house and you didn’t want to have to chase them down.

-Six days later, you had barely slept, the house was still in disarray as you hadn’t been able to do more than clean just a little bit. The laundry was piled up as you couldn’t keep up with the messy kids, boxes of takeout were everywhere as they had eaten most of the food in the house and you couldn’t leave them unattended and you sure as hell weren’t taking them out, so you had to order food in.

-You felt like you were borderline full blown panic attack meltdown as you tried to clean some of the dishes that piled up, bagging up the empty boxes of take out when you heard a crash from the living room.

-You felt the tears well as you felt so close to snapping, “Lu Bu! I swear if you’re climbing the curtains again I’m going to-” you froze, seeing everyone was back to normal, looking around the trashed house, wondering what had happened before you walked in, looking so pale and sickly looking.

-Your eyes were wide and you felt the tears finally fall, seeing that they were back to normal as Hades quickly had you in his arms as you sunk to your knees, sobbing loudly in relief, hugging him tightly.

-You explained, once you were calmed down, what had happened over the past six days, how you tried your best to take care of them by yourself.

-Not a single one of them was upset with you, hearing everything that had happened and they couldn’t expect you to keep the house clean and take care of all of them as well.

-You were sent to take a shower and go to bed and they took care of cleaning everything up around the house. They were in awe of how well you did try, and how responsible you had been as you couldn’t leave them alone without risking their safety.

-The following day it felt so good to see the house spotless and no toddlers around as you curled up in Hercules’ arm, wanting to be doted on after doting on others as Eve smiled, “So, Y/N, what did you think of having children?”

-With no hesitation you spoke, deathly serious, “I am never having kids. I’m gonna get a dog!” many were quickly howling in laughter as they know what you had dealt with, and your brutally honest answer was quite humorous, but you were serious, you were never going to have kids.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader

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mariacallous · 4 months

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In 2023, the world has felt like it was balanced on a precipice. A United States presidential election looms, with a resurgent candidate that threatens to bring with him all the chaos of 2016 and 2020. Artificial intelligence developed so quickly that it seemed to have suddenly sprung into being, heralding vast societal promise and disruption just around the bend of its exponential curve. And the world's richest man continued to use his power to push for a more reckless tech world, from free-for-all social media and oversold assisted-driving features to AI with a “rebellious streak.”

In the midst of that uncertainty, a new war between Israel and Hamas added more atrocities alongside the slow-burning horrors of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. These wars have echoed across the internet in propaganda, hate speech, and cyberattacks that triggered widespread real-world effects. Chinese state-sponsored hackers, meanwhile, sowed the seeds for a future cyberwar, and ransomware gangs resurged. It was a banner year for chaos, present and impending, and all reflected in the digital mirror.

Each year, WIRED assembles a list of the most dangerous people, groups, and organizations on the internet—both those who intentionally endanger innocent people and those whose actions, regardless of their intent, destabilize the world as we know it in myriad ways. Here, in no particular order, are our picks for 2023.

Elon Musk

A year ago, it might have still been fair to regard Elon Musk as a brilliant technologist with occasional destructive, trollish tendencies. In 2023, those tendencies seemed to take over his public identity. Twitter, now renamed X thanks to Musk's branding whims, this year invited back conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones and even amplified one account's antisemitic statements. When advertisers complained, Musk managed in a single conversation to both apologize for that blunder and tell them, “Go fuck yourself.”

Before that, in July, Musk had said that his social media platform's ad revenue had fallen by half—all of which calls into question whether this once-central platform for online conversation will survive Musk's reign, and in what form.

In the midst of that meltdown, Musk's new startup xAI released Grok, an AI chatbot Musk celebrated for having fewer guardrails than OpenAI's ChatGPT. Musk faces calls for an SEC investigation for his comments about how monkeys died in experiments carried out by his brain implant startup Neuralink. And in mid-December, Tesla recalled nearly every model of its vehicles sold in the US to fix an Autopilot feature. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration found that Tesla's safety measures for assuring that drivers paying attention—which many no doubt were not, perhaps thanks in part to Musk's own descriptions of the assisted-driving feature—were inadequate.

Five years ago, WIRED put Musk's face on the cover with a story that described his Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personality. These days, it's becoming clearer which side of that split personality dominates.

Cl0p

In 2023, ransomware resurged. According to cryptocurrency firm Chainalysis, it appears to be on track to be the second-worst year on record in terms of total extortion payments collected by the ransomware industry's coercive gangs of hackers. But perhaps no group did more damage this year than the people behind the Cl0p malware.

In May, the Cl0p gang began exploiting a zero-day vulnerability in the MOVEit file transfer software and used it to carry out a shocking spree of intrusions across more than 2,000 organizations, according to ransomware-focused security firm Emsisoft. A single victim, medical firm Maximus, lost control of the data of at least 8 million people in the breach. The hackers stole data from the state government of Maine on another 1.3 million. In total, at least 62 million people were affected, and Cl0p's hackers remain at large.

Alphv

If Cl0p were the most ruthless ransomware hackers of the year, Alphv, also known as Black Cat, were certainly in close contention. The group, which has ties to the hackers who carried out the 2021 cyberattack on the Colonial Pipeline, gained a new level of notoriety in September when it targeted MGM Resorts International, shutting down computer systems across the hotel and casino chain and ultimately doing $100 million in damage, by MGM's estimate. More broadly, the FBI says that Alphv has compromised over a thousand organizations and extracted more than $300 million in ransoms.

In mid-December, the FBI announced that it had seized the dark-web site where Alphv publishes its victims’ stolen data. Hours later, the site reappeared, and Alphv defiantly announced it had “unseized” it and would no longer abide by a rule not to target critical infrastructure systems. The site was soon taken down again. But given that no members of the group have been arrested or even indicted in absentia, its chaos will likely continue.

Hamas

No event of 2023 has shaken geopolitics as suddenly and shockingly as Hamas' atrocities against civilians in Southern Israel on October 7. The attacks, in which Hamas militants killed 1,200 people and took hundreds of hostages, immediately triggered a war that threatens to destabilize the region. It has also shaken the tech world, where it has raised questions about the digital technologies that have enabled Hamas, from the millions of dollars the group raised via cryptocurrency to its channels on Telegram, where it distributes propaganda and videos of its violence. When ISIS came to prominence in 2014, it forced every technology platform in the world to question whether and how it enabled extremist violence. Now, a decade later, a new round of horrific bloodletting shows how that reckoning continues.

Sandworm

Despite sanctions, indictments, and even a $10 million bounty, Russia's team of hyper-aggressive military intelligence hackers known as Sandworm are still out there—and still active. As Russia's invasion of Ukraine grinds toward its third brutal year, in fact, they appear to have turned their focus to that conflict.

This year, Sandworm was revealed to have carried out a third blackout cyberattack against a Ukrainian electric utility, this time in the midst of a Russian air strike hitting the same city. It later penetrated Ukrainian military communications in a more traditional espionage-focused effort to gain an advantage during Ukraine's counteroffensive. And evidence points to Sandworm's responsibility for a cyberattack just this month that hit the telecom Kyivstar, taking out internet and mobile communications for millions amid another series of strikes. The group, in other words, continues to earn its reputation as the Kremlin's most dangerous hackers.

Volt Typhoon

For years, the cybersecurity community has asked itself who might be the “Sandworm of China.” This year provided perhaps the closest thing yet to an answer. The hacker group dubbed Volt Typhoon by Microsoft was revealed in May to have planted malware in power grid networks across the continental US and Guam, in some cases with an apparent eye toward controlling the flow of electricity to US military bases. More recently, The Washington Post revealed that Volt Typhoon's targets have extended to other kinds of critical infrastructure too, from an oil and gas pipeline to a major West Coast port and a Hawaiian water utility.

While the intentions of the group and its overseers are still far from clear, cybersecurity and geopolitical analysts increasingly see it as laying the groundwork to disrupt key US systems in the event of a crisis—such as China invading Taiwan.

Donald Trump

Last year, for the first time since 2015, Donald Trump was not included on this list. Hope you enjoyed the break!

Less than 11 months out from the 2024 US presidential election, Trump leads Republican primary polls by a wide margin. He has used his rekindled relevance to launch disturbing attacks on his perceived enemies, largely from his own right-wing-dominated Truth Social platform.

In posts there, he has vowed, if elected, to launch federal investigations into media companies and journalists that criticize him and to prosecute President Biden. He has ranted about the wife of one of the judges overseeing a civil trial against him for fraud charges and blamed his political opponents for the criminal charges he faces for allegations of election interference and improper handling of classified information. And he has continued to tout his discredited claims of winning the 2020 election, which the US Department of Justice says fueled the January 6, 2021, storming of the US Capitol.

More to the point, all of this may be finding a receptive audience among Trump's base. That means it could help usher in another presidency of the kind that pulled the US out of the Paris Agreement on climate change, instituted a “Muslim ban” and family separation border policy, dismantled pandemic protections, and denied the seriousness of Covid-19 as hundreds of thousands of American died. Here we go again.

Israel Defense Forces

Since October 7, Israel's military has responded to Hamas' invasion of Israel with attacks that have killed at least 20,000 Palestinians—largely women and children—displaced nearly 2 million of Gaza's inhabitants, and cut off the flow of food, water, and medicine to the region. It has also at times taken out Gaza's telecommunications and internet to leave it in a near-total information blackout, even as it claims it's using those communication tools to warn civilians about its impending attacks on their homes.

In the midst of all of this, Israel's propaganda machine has been working to shape the public narrative about its military operations, from promoted tweets by the IDF in support of its campaign in Gaza appearing on X to Israeli accounts going so far as to claim that Palestinian deaths have been staged with dolls made to look like dead infants. All of that has played a role in silencing global criticism of the IDF's actions even as the death toll from its war against Hamas stretches an order of magnitude beyond that of Hamas' October 7 atrocities.

Sam Altman

Running the company that's arguably leading the race to develop the most disruptive technology ever imagined is enough to qualify anyone as one of the most dangerous people to exist—not just this year but in human history. Setting that small point aside, Altman might seem at a glance like the most benign personality imaginable to serve as OpenAI's CEO. He has chosen, surprisingly, to take no equity stake in the company. He argues for more government regulation of AI in interviews and congressional hearings. He genuinely seems to believe in a flourishing future for humanity in a post-singularity world.

But November's brief and dramatic power struggle within OpenAI exposed a less reassuring side to the company's leader and the newly consolidated circle of power that surrounds him. Altman had argued in the past that the strange structure of OpenAI, with a nonprofit overseeing a for-profit company, offered a form of self-restraint that would keep the company's technological ambitions on a safety-conscious leash. But when Altman was fired by OpenAI's board and almost immediately wrested back control of the company while ousting several board members—including two ethics-focused effective altruists—the leash snapped. OpenAI, in this new era, is now firmly under the control of one man and his executive team, as well as Microsoft, his $2.8 trillion corporate ally and investor.

So let's hope his plan for the future of this world-flipping technology is a good one. Either way, it will be very hard to stop him.

Predatory Sparrow

The group that calls itself Predatory Sparrow, a translation from the Persian Gonjeshke Darande, is hardly a household name in the cybersecurity world. But it raised alarms in 2022 when it carried out a cyberattack on several Iranian companies, including a steel mill where it claimed—and posted video to show—that it had somehow started a fire in the facility. The group, which styles itself as hacktivists but which the Iranian government has claimed is linked to the Israeli state, also leaked a collection of documents stolen in those breaches that the hackers said revealed the companies’ connections to the Iran Revolutionary Guard Corps.

Now, in the wake of the Israel-Hamas war, and as Houthi rebels fire Iranian missiles at Israel, Predatory Sparrow has carried out a second major cyberattack against Iran, this time reportedly disabling as many as 70 percent of gas stations across the country. This will be one to watch.

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clarajohnson · 3 months

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the magicians s2e10

that is a second year spell i read ahead WAAAAHHHHHH extremely sad scene to me

lots of comparisons to be drawn between julia and alice and i'm not sure i make them enough. pursuit of knowledge above all else.

"not my favorite quentin" "i didn't know that you liked any of the quentins" HORRIBLE !!!!!! GUTTING !!!!!!

ugh so much stuff that makes me sad in this episode. library penny :-(

nate silver being an earth magician is suuuuuuuch a 2016/2017 type thing to include oh my god

first of all baked sale aw. second of all josh you are a delight and when you're not on screen i miss you.

i would not want to be the kind of high that quentin gets. i know it's a plot device but also i would like to just be lie on the floor of the cottage high.

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh eliot do not marry that dilf your boyfriend is having a meltdown deal with that

how do people feel about the librarians? because it's the magicians i guess it can't just be straightforward but like net positive or net negative? me personally i feel mostly negatively. pedantic, limp, cowardly!

fen should be allowed to beat up eliot. and margo. possibly quentin, i think we could come up for a justification for her to beat up quentin.

websites being cities made of pixels... fen girl of my dreams

julia's fuckass rotary landline... you aren't using that phone girl !!!!!

i understand todd. i could make todd happy. i would not say go away todd.

if there was a magicians spinoff it would have to be grimdark like all spinoffs and reboots, which is difficult to do considering the magicians is already a little bit grimdark, but if they made one i would obviously want it to be the 23rd timeline.

ugh i barely understand women !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRIET TIME !!!!!!!

marlee matlin is such a fucking get we don't talk about that enough

i love you eliot and margo but as always go fu fighters you deserve to operate your own nation you SHOULD chop off my best friends' heads

"a buttload?" "that'll do" i do love them honestly

the library kill switch is a FUCKING CRAZY little idea

poison room mention !!!!!!!!!!!!

"i certainly hope it would be weird" :'-)

good god do i hate the fairies i fucking hate the fairies so goddamn bad

so much happens to quentin coldwater despite him not doing nearly as much

TESLA FLEXION ALICE KIND OF THE PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME !!!!!!!!!!!

tesla flexion quentin honorable mention !!!!!!!!!

#catching up tonight i swear it #the magicians #unauthorized magicians rewatch #text

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jovial-gender-jester · 5 months

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fuck everything, im having a meltdown as big as i want if my mom's gonna wax love about teslas to me

#i guess this is venting

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beardedmrbean · 9 months

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I, for one, welcome Xemnas as the new owner of Twitter.

I've enjoyed the series of meltdowns from people that spent a few years telling people that if they don't like it they should make their own platform.

The X thing is just kinda dumb though imho, no point in the rebrand other than musk being childish again.

Which personally I think other than tesla he should keep that stuff to the "boring company" upgrade the "not a flamethrower"

Honestly he's one I think would have done well buying out Think Geek instead of gamestop doing it, hell even Hot Topic would have been better than gamestop, but think geek would have been a fun venture for the guy and would also annoy a lot fewer people.

But then again I'm also not a guy that managed to go from starting a little company that merged with paypal and then parlay all that into becoming probably the wealthiest person in the world, so he likely knows business way better than I do.

Which would be another thing his super duper vocal detractors seem to forget as well.

inb4: daddies money, even if that was the seed the tree abandoned that a long time ago

#anonymous

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elonmuskfansgossipblog · 1 year

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On april 1 all the old blue checks are gonna be gone. I kind of feel bad for those who paid thousands in bribes to twitter employees to be blue checked. I think E is right in collecting the 8. It has kept some assholes off the platform. But he needs to move forward with youtube like monetization soon, in order to improve engagement. This year is gonna be fun for twitter. He told someone that AI keeps him up at night these days. I wonder if it means he is slowly losing interest in Twitter and moving on to a new AI company or if it will be a part of Twitter. seems like the latter would be more likely since it is already a software company with massive amounts of human language data. Which means that available dating hours will be reduced by an order of magnitude. 🤣🤭 Tesla fan boy meltdown incoming with end of the quarter sales data. The last few days of his quarter are always spent on Tesla sales and he really micromanages it. Again that results in lower dating hours. 😅

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underestimated-heroine · 2 years

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My 10th reference post

*note: partway through making this post is when links became "at.tumblr.com" 😡😡😡*

General

TikTok tomcardy weird guy prank

Good writing masterpost

Cat wants owner to watch them drink water tiktok

TERF “it’s called biology retard” skulls

Fantasy-defying paintings

“We are Tumblr”

Baseball praying mantis ratatouille

Judgment Day by EC comics

KJ Applegate’s letter as a “murderer and child abuser”

On finding yourself through characters

Another writing ref post

People who need help need impersonal options

30-50 feral hogs

Stimming post

Don’t gays have a power bottom thing

The National Archives and Trump

Taylor Swift Jet White Hoe Post

Oldest undeleted post on Tumblr

Astronaut staring into nebula with the face of God

Taylor Swift Jet Contextualization

Mt. Everest Fiasco

Super Mario bro fanfic resume story

Those who think they’re above riddles

We don’t have the consent of the characters

Okay well…the tension she’s carrying isn’t going to bring him back lol

Art with built-in obsolescence

TikTok arm tattoo SPN

TikTok water guitar kid

Stop caring about celebrities

Fruit by the Foot Insults

TikTok Christian lady asking if they’re lesbians

The Shirley Exception

Hold baby Jesus ransom until he returns your keys

“why would you not want your alpha to mark you?” foul discourse

Can the police legally lie to you tiktok

Learn to read Korean in 15 mins

Firefighter who said “fuck cops” video

She’s just doing it for attention

33 hard-won lessons

Civility in US politics

I know Victoria’s Secret Flashmob and history

Damn Darcy is having a meltdown

Ahahaha classic tim raptorific

Off to read fanfiction! I am done reading fanfiction.

Back when you could edit posts

Online surveillance

John Green Cock Post

Shrek 2 trivia

How ffnet used to be

Pinecone dice TikTok cat won’t stop meowing

Incomprehensible SNL sketch shoot each other

Spiderman fan art

Fucked up Blaire witch Scooby Doo episode

Twilight Zone Emmet Till’s death quote on writing

Emergency service lynx tiktok

Tumblr users when a character makes bad choices

Reddit post girlfriend asked him to stop playing song

Black hole remix

Why movies aren’t like they were in the 1970s

she’s just a thot tiktok

Yo snooty mcsnotwhine world heritage post

Cointelpro

The Queen's first cousins

Daddy said I can do this so also me yelp reviews

UKG was right

"unalive" isn't youth culture

Contrapositive of the rich needing to suffer

Cointelpro comic

ADHD "just do it" attitude

Personal

Fuck you Disney 2

ATLA childish rights violation

Yakety sax outside the supreme court

I miss u 8tracka

Taylor Swift Climate Death deuwidbdkeov

Suicide Pact Camp

On my shit again about AoT because wtf is going on

The Tuesday to Wednesday darkening

September earth wind and fire fave dance vid

Dream on Glee

Susan and Narnia

When Tatsu tried to steal Frosch

Teslas and delivery bots shouldn’t be on the road

Garden-variety misogyny still exists

You can sometimes determine north and south from tree rings.

On Mindy kaling

Favorite cover of “Hallelujah”

Jarring mate in chains ad

30+ yo in the YA literature scene

MHA Midoriya Chase Bakugou Scene Screen Caps

Rich people with pr agents

Sp ike v Electr a

donation posts

unblur peoples’ blogs staff

zu k0 v z3 @0 atla

Laxus...again

Endeavor redemption

Kiwi farms

Things, Origins, and Momentum

Where yashahime showed its own ass

Inuyasha Inosuke

#you've underestimated the heroine #squirr3d away #tumblore

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