I woke up early and grabbed my cell phone to check my Facebook, and I found this new thing.
A new statue horror of Dracula 😱, Van Helsing vs Dracula, on the Infinite Statue page facebook.
You can reclaim your order starting in November 😊.
Link here.
Hello tumblr girlies (gender neutral), I made a uquiz anyway enjoy xoxo
LET ME ASSIGN YOU A HAMMER DRACULA MOVIE
I love these movies way too much, Dracula is my useless little mew mew, he has every disease, please don't let him go outside he will die. (/!\ vague spoilers for these billion years old movies)
he does suffering and pain so well like the best poor little meow meow
my death ratings under cut
horror of dracula: automatically best because helsing doing mad table sprint and pulling that curtain down like a ninja. dracula on his knees crying before helsing wins bonus points obv.
prince of darkness: bambi dracula vs water. very silly.
dracula has risen from the grave: most prolonged stake writhing death plus emo blood tears. A+ very dramatic.
taste the blood of dracula: drac freaks out in a church with even freakier camera angles that make him swoon to his death. very good.
scars of dracula: thunder bolts and lightning very very frightening! fire and slow mo and dracula screaming forever.
dracula ad 72 part 1: death by coach wheel. helsing and drac reunited at last. <3
dracula ad 72 part 2: funky music accompanying helsing's holy water splash attack plus stake and shovel combination. dracula's betrayal face gives bonus points.
satanic rites of dracula: drac vs hawthorne bush. truly the best/most stupid actually. prolonged helsing staking with homoerotic feelings/undertones that may or may not be my own incredible bias but so what.
My Facebook friend sent me this video privately, and I want to share the video here.
Christopher Lee putting on Dracula's red contact lenses on his eyes, poor his little eyes.
Being Dracula was very expensive for him, putting up with the contact lenses in his eyes, wow.
Gerard Way x Cinema: Stigmata (1999) Dir. Rupert Wainwright// Opera (1987) Dir. Dario Argento// 30 Days of Night (2007) Dir. David Slade// Let the Right One In (2008) Dir. Tomas Alfredson// Taste the Blood of Dracula (1970) Dir. Peter Sasdy// City of the Living Dead (1980) Dir. Lucio Fulci// May (2002) Dir. Lucky McKee// Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003) Dir. Quentin Tarantino