#svsss crack
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Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.
#I just think it’d be funny okay#mostly I just keep giggling over the idea of Shen Qingqiu finding out later and once more loosing his shit#Shen Qingqiu would go feral and it would be hilarious#svsss shen qingqiu#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#shen yuan#shang qinghua#svsss crack#svsss shang qinghua#airplane bro#airplane shooting towards the sky#peerless cucumber#cucumber bro#mxtx svsss#svsss#svsss au#svsss fanfiction#svsss fic#svsss ideas#svsss shitpost#shang qinghua x shen qingqiu bromance
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shen qingqiu (shen yuan): at the end of the day shang qinghua, I AM A MAN!
shang qinghua: a man whose GAY! you like men, get that through your head!
#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#scumbag system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#svsss incorrect quotes#svsss#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#rzfzx#shen yuan incorrect quotes#svsss crack
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And now, i gladly present my incorrect quotes for SVSSS
LB: *walking into SQQ’s room* “shizun please see to it that-“
*room is empty except for a shriveled up mushroom on the bed*
LB: “…shizun?” *turns to maid* “where’s my husband?”
•meanwhile, in the Holy Mausoleum•
SQQ: *wakes up in his original body* “…IM BACK IN THIS FUCKING BODY AGAINNN?!?!? OH MY GOD.”
SQQ: *thinking* i may not be the straightest guy but i am straight…
system: *INSANELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*
SQQ: WTF??? SYSTEM I AM NOT GAY??
system: *ANOTHER EVEN LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*
SQQ: SYSTEM STOP IM NOT GAY??!!
System: *ANOTHER LOUDER INCORRECT BUZZER*
SQQ: SYSTEM IM NOT GAY
system: “OOC!! OOC!!! -500 B-POINTS” *INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*
SQQ: *tears streaming down face*
basically svsss:
SQQ: i didn't want to eat with him, but i didn't have a choice…i would’ve lost 5k b-points if i declined.
LB: “you look nice shizun…”
SQQ: “fuck you.” but it’s true…i do look nice. the system forced me to wear a beautiful gown that was just my size…skinny..but i missed my old rags. they smelled like bald donkey shit, but they were mine… *he looks down at his food* “you’ve probably poisoned it” *he says sassily*
LB: *takes a bite to prove he hasn’t*
SQQ: *tries it* damn! the food tastes just as good as it looks…which makes me angry..i don’t need his homemade food!
LB: *smirks at SQQ*
SQQ: he smirks at me, an evil, sexy, evil, sexy, smirk that shows off his pecs..UGH!! i CANT keep thinking like this!! he LITERALLY kidnapped me!!! i don't need him, or his fancy evil castle, or his homemade food, or OP-ness, or plot-armor, or the fact that they brushed my hair for the first time in five years!
and now some cumplane antics
*cumplane doing karaoke*
SQH: “OH FUCK ITS IN KOREAN!!”
SQQ: “oh my god do you know-“
SQH: “SHIT-“ *disney knees stance* “외로운 날들이여 모두 다 안녕 내 마음속의 눈물들도 이제는 안녕 !! (^_-)-☆”
SQQ: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
SQQ: *telling SQH what happened at the water prison*
SQH: “yk what it’s giving?”
SQQ: “hm?”
SQH: “it’s giving wattpad”
*both start dying of laughter*
SQH: “so i’ve been talking to mobei-jun for a couple of weeks and i think i’m ready to ask him out”
SQQ: “i mean that’s cool that you wanna go out with him but…i heard that he only likes guys with blonde hair like-”
SQH: *hair is now blonde*
SQQ: “…bro.”
SQH: “i-i’m just chillin (·ิω·ิ)”
SQQ: “nah like how are you gonna change your entire self for a man bro like-“
SQH: “bro..he has..a hot…brother”
SQQ: *hair is also blonde now*
SQH: ( ·ิ-·ิ) …
SQQ: “see that’s a different story..”
SQH: “that’s what i’m sayin (๑·̀ㅂ·́)و✧”
airplane bro: *creates origami swan*
Shen qingqiu: “oh what’s that? can i see it?”
AB: *hands it to him* “it’s a paper swan ^_^” *clearly very proud of it*
SQQ: *smashes it and tears it up and sets it on fire* “a dead paper swan.”
AB: *tears stream down face*
*the sun gets blocked out for SQQ… it’s Mobei-Jun*
*the sun gets blocked out for MJ… it’s Luo Binghe*
Thank you for your time.
#mxtx svsss#svsss shen qingqiu#svsss#svsss shitpost#svsss luo binghe#svsss shang qinghua#svsss mobei jun#cumplane#svsss crack#svsss incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#binqiu#mobei jun#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#luo binghe#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#scumbag self saving system#scumbag villain#mxtx
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Immovable object (SQQ’s obliviousness) vs unstoppable force (LBH’s horniness)
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pillow by SidaMG on Etsy (@hooang18 on Twitter)
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I read it in the mdzs fandom a long time ago so I'm not sure if it's true but :in ancient china sleeping on someone roof was a romantic gesture (courting one?)
And I just can't help but imagine : Mobei-jun, trying his best to court his human the human way, sitting on SQH roof and glaring at everyone lmao
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Luo Bingge, after resurrecting Shen Jiu: Love me back or I will throw you in that water prison again!
Shen Jiu: Do it, bitch.
Luo Bingge: ...I will resurrect Yue Qingyuan.
Shen Jiu: My lord Binghe, you're the love of my life~~
Sha Hualing: I did not sign up for this shit.
#crack post#bingjiu#maybe?#qijiu implied#shen jiu#luo bingge#yue qingyuan#svsss crack#incorrect quotes#sha hualing
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the sillies
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#sketch dump#reneesart#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua is a riot i love him dearly#luo binghe#kinda#work in progress#wip#someone please give me an idea of what to draw I'm literally begging#svsss crack
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#say sike rn#sqq#Shen qingqiu#Scumbag system#Made my own meme#Svsss#System#bingqiu#svsss crack#the scum villain's self saving system
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Okay. But if Shen Yuan took over as Shen Qingqiu, did Shen Qingqiu take over as Shen Yuan??
#poor dude’s probably freaking out in the modern world#he was a child abuser though and deserves to suffer#I think being baffled by technology and horrified by the lack of propriety in modern society might just send the man into a qi deviation#doesn’t matter that he doesn’t have qi anymore#he’d still deviate#oh the horrors#people are showing off their ANKLES#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss shen qingqiu#shen jiu#svsss ideas#svsss fic#svsss fanfiction#svsss au#svsss#mxtx svsss#svsss crack
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You know how how people draw the mxtx protags and love interest calling each other gege with Bingqiu as the oldest??
I want the same with the guilty divorced energy trio but it’s YQY and LXC trying to get MNQ to stop breaking the restraining order he set up against JW.
On the flip side are SJ and JGY who are so fucking embarrassed and resentful of their rich, weird, younger brother Jun Wu. What’s his deal with the mask? They don’t know but it’s cringe.
#mxtx#didi why are you like this#SJ and JGY think he’s so fucked up because he grew up rich#JGY is like EYE experienced a war and created public infrastructure do better#SJ and JGY have a separate group chat where they’re contemplating killing JW and replacing him with Shi Wudu#unfortunately shi wudu is in the older sibling trio with lqg and NMJ#LMY nhs and sqx are having a delightful time#there’s just other mxtx trio combos here with so much potential#svsss crack
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No more of sweet tooth SJ, give me bitter food lover SJ, the guy that will eat the 100% black chocolat,
The dude that WILL eat that the bitter medicine and make MQF says ''no, you can't have more. End of the discussion shixiong.''.
The dude that will make the protagonist, THE COOK™, the 'I was in the abyss for 5 years' says "I can't, I can't make you foods. It would be an insult to my mother. What the fuck.'
The dude that will trick LQG, the young master™, to drink the most bitter soups in PIDW by saying ' What is it shidi ? This food is perfectly fine.' (yes LQG did thought that SQQ has put something in his food. Yes he did try to eat the soup of SQQ as a vengeance no it didn't stay really long in his stomach)
( yes SJ believe that YQY likes bitter food like him and well it wasn't the case before but one can get used to it…… RIP yue-shixiong)
#scum villain#svsss#svsss crack#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#luo bingge#luo binghe#this is brought to you by the bitter food lover gang#liujiu#qijiu#bingjiu#My shit
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i think the best part of the "shen qingqio uses makeup" headcanon is the obvious level of delusion he must have prior to his everything-with-luo-binghe to convince himself that makeup doesn't mean anything to him and that he's not gay! It's just how men act in this world! what do you mean he's the only peak lord who uses makeup? shut up that's not even true, stop making things up >:((
#one of the first things the other peak lords notice when he wakes up from his qi deviation is the makeup#sqh has a breakdown the first time he sees him with lipstick#“that was not??? in the original script???”#meanwhile yqy is like since when xiaojiu uses so much makeup? 🥺#svsss#svsss crack#shen qingqiu#shen yuan
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