me: i don't have a type

Sarcastic dark haired man that is funny and sassy and overconfident but is deep down a sweetheart and needs love *exists*

me: FUCK

Gabriel's taste in partners: Kali a.k.a. iconic, powerful, slightly monster-like woman of color and projections of an unexistent party crowd (and Loki ???)

Lucifer's taste: Traumatized alcoholic that becomes so damaged he becomes a murderer and basically runs his own cult of demons because he's now in love with Lucifer, his destined true vessel who keeps rejecting him but gets forever tied with Lucifer through trauma, demon blood, an apocalypse, etc., the first woman he happens to get close to during his depression arc after his father abandons him once more (and his first true vessel who was as much of a monsterfucker as Nick in my headcanon :'D)

Michael's taste: 19-year-old ordinary human who pays attention to Michael and probably triggers his praise kink

Raphael, after seeing all this:

I will always be a submissive!Gabriel believer he’s a switch 100% but look at the women that guy fucks, he makes two really tall, busty, mean women to sleep with and then has them beat the shit out of Dean. Kali tells him she doesn’t love him, steals his blood, steals his blade and tries to kill him. Rowena spends a solid hour belittling the shit out of Gabriel before pushing him over into a dusty little corner of the bunker to blow him. That’s a guy who likes being told what to do, he’s obsessed with women who degrade him, this is a guy who needs his girlfriends to slap him with a couple fingers up his ass to get off.

Something about Sabriel is that I consider it non-monogamous by default like if they were really "established" I think Sam could walk in on Gabe and Rowena and just be like "nice".

Supernatural AU: Expecting

Kali: (sips tea)

Blake: (sips tea)

Ghira: (sips tea)

Yang: (sips coffee)

Kali: So.... Do you know the species?

Blake: Mom....

Ghira: It's an acceptable question, Blake.

Kali: See? I'm just curious if my grandbaby is going to be a werewolf, werecat, Faunus with wolf traits, or something else entirely. This has never happened before.

Ghira: I'm more concerned with how you two got pregnant to begin with. (glares at Yang)

Yang: (sits ramrod straight) Well... you see, Sir, uh... I'm what humans call an alpha and werewolves call a..... uh.....

Ghira: (looms over Yang) A what?

Yang: (sweating) A breeder....

Ghira: So you just knock up whoever you want like a damn bull?!

Yang: No! No! Nononononononono! It just means I'm a female who grows male reproductive organs when I transform!!! Something about the Lunar Goddess blessing a select few in a bloodline or something like that!!! She has a plan!!! I swear!!! Please, don't skin me and hang my pelt on the wall!!!

Kali: (leans over to Blake) I like her.

Blake: (blushes and smiles) Mom....

Masterlist of polls for other characters

"Love of my life", "my best friend" etc are just names for the tiers. If you think that in your ranking system a character is at the top of your list and is your favorite, then you should vote for S tier. If you think that a character is good but not your favorite, then it's A tier. And so on (only exceptions are E tier and H tier, I think that they just kind of represent mixed feelings).

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Write in the comments/tags to this post who else you would like to see on this list.

sam gabriel

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liking women who are mean

Hey, y'all remember when Gabriel used the excuse of being romantically attached to someone who didn't want the apocalypse to happen?

Very convenient that it happened not to be one of the people he was actively saving in that moment, huh

whatever happened to Kali? I hope she’s having a lovely day and gets to incinerate Chuck sometime as a treat

I clearly have a type

5x19 Hammer Of The Gods

Gabriel moments that make me ragingly feral (2)

We get like the tiniest little hit of vulnerability from Gabriel after he’s just been done sitting in the car being yelled at by Dean about family and duty and love, and sure he’s Dean Winchester but you know Gabriel looks at them and sees his brothers, so you could imagine it a little more like Michael snapping at Gabriel that he’s hiding instead of fighting for the family and the people he loves.

Lucifer is coming, he is going to kill everyone you care about whether it’s now or if Gabriel chooses to sack up and do something about it.

There’s something special to me about the relationship between Dean and Gabriel because he addresses the elephant in the room almost immediately. They’re the same, in a great many ways, and that does give Dean the edge to play the moral superiority card here because at this point Dean isn’t talking out of his ass at Gabriel about “doing the right thing” he instead meets him where he is. Family. Your family is inside that building, and they’re going to die.

It is scary, and we’re left on a very despondent scene of Gabriel sitting alone in silence. I’d argue it’s a top contender for saddest Gabriel scenes ever, beat out only by him crying when Lucifer stabs him- but that’s a disgenuine scene in hindsight whereas this scene in the car is all genuine where for the first time we actually get to see Gabriel without an audience. Dean turns his back to leave, and Gabriel reaches out for him. Too coward to say anything the moment passes and he’s forced to sit in silence without the mask on and confront what’s actually happening for the first time.

Maybe he really can’t save Michael and Lucifer. But he can save “Michael” and “Lucifer” (and I don’t mean Sam 👀). He’s not as helpless as he’s let himself believe, actually, he can do a lot just not the one thing he wants most so he previously decided he won’t do anything at all then. Here, he’s forced to confront that, and change something even if it’s profoundly terrifying because of what Gabriel does stand for is love to the detriment of his character then he can also decide to make a change for the exact same motives.

But for a moment, he’s not Loki he’s Gabriel, and the man in front of him flickers between being some asshole mortal and the holy visage of his brother, and he doesn’t want him to go.

Surprise, it’s also (3)

Why am I doing two in one? Well they’re part of the same episode and I think it’s a fun little draw together of the two scenes! Because we’ve already had “Michael” turning up for Gabriel in the car scene with Dean where he’s chided and given a more tough love approach to the situation at hand, and here we have Kali just before that scene with Dean.

To refresh your memory, here in this scene Kali is telling Gabriel that if anyone gets the end the world it’s her personally. Now I don’t know enough about her religion to get into that, but I am going to play into the narrative within Supernatural and it’s Kind Of Problematic but because that’s what the show does, I’m gonna point it out. The show centers around Christianity, obviously. Who else is a world ender? Lucifer.

We have Gabriel and “Lucifer” here. Sweet love, there’s an almost childlike way Gabriel has handled the situation with Kali where he loves her and he believes that she loves him and that’s enough to make a difference here and she won’t hurt him because in a simple world it would! Except she’s not that kind of person, and neither is Lucifer, but Gabriel still doesn’t get that- or doesn’t want to believe in it. Gabriel’s being sweetened, doted on with affection that’s rather patronising. He’s being talked down to here, and he still watches her adoringly. In the end, he’s stabbed with every intention of delivering a killing blow, love is not a factor in this equation because Gabriel is not on Kali’s side.

Gabriel is not on Lucifer’s side, and he can believe in loving his brothers all he likes and in the end it isn’t going to save him. Lucifer is going to strike him with every intention of killing him dead.

Uncoincidentally, Gabriel wriggles his way out of both situations in exactly the same manner. So when RSJ talks about that phone call immediately post hammer of the gods to tell him he’s not dead, this was it! He’s already shown us how he’s going to do it!

Conclusion?

Though I’m not implying any of this on a shipping level, personally for me it’s too shallow of an interpretation to take on such a complex and deep rooted issue on loss, grief and abandonment, you can have fun with this in whatever ways you see fit if you wanna give that guy psychosexual intimacy issues. I personally see it more as Gabriel being unable to grieve, I would argue he’s not even consciously aware of the choices he’s making here because that guy really wants to believe he hates his brothers. But it’s that bitter hatred that keeps him from seeing the truth of his reality, and it keeps him from grieving, keeps him chasing that same dynamic and playing it again the exact same way subconsciously to cling to the deep loss he’s suffered and refuses to acknowledge- to the extent of erasing his own entire selfhood in the hopes of erasing his family along with him. It’s that same naïveté from my last post that’s got him playing out ANOTHER scenario over and over again hoping that if he does just love enough maybe it’ll be different. It’s not. It never will be. He can’t face that.

I don’t think it’s an accident that the people Gabriel draws in the most in his personal life are reflections of the family he misses deeply, and Sam is not a true reflection of Lucifer in any sort of capacity outside of birthright so I simply don’t factor him in here. A guy can claim he’s a runaway and wants nothing to do with his scumbag older brothers, but from where I sit it looks like he misses them an awful lot more than he’d be willing to admit to himself. Here is also where I conclude any Michael=Dean parallels in regards to Gabriel because I don’t think late seasons Dean when we see him again with Gabriel is even remotely the same man and his quest with Gabriel is solely of a selfish nature, there’s nothing Michael or brotherly about him to draw on in those conversations whereas everything Dean says to Gabriel, however cruel, do reflect the larger plot and Gabriel’s internal struggles and ultimate helps him define and better himself under that guidance. But it was cute while it lasted <3

Season 13 should have done an epic parallel of hammer of the gods and had kali kill asmodeus and sweep gabriel off his feet

The Kali Clan

A nomadic vampire clan consisting of vampires who were turned by Kali, or who were turned by people that were turned by Kali. Except Kali herself of course, who will also be appearing in another photoset.

Ghost's Supernatural AU Masterpost

The 7 immortals (Chiranjivi) in Hinduism.

In the words of the Kalki Purana, "The seven immortals are the pillars of the world. They are the guardians of the dharma, the protectors of the righteous, and the teachers of the future." This Hindu scripture foretells the birth and actions of Kalki, the ultimate avatar of Vishnu.

These legendary beings are believed to endure on Earth until the conclusion of the current era marked by darkness and malevolence.

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